Wuwu Jianghu
Chapter 223 220. Irony
Chapter 223 220. Irony
Don't be afraid, I'll arrange someone to bring you some food right away,
Take gold, silver and jewelry to see a doctor. In a small town fifty miles away from here, there is a white doctor who specializes in treating patients with mental illness.
As soon as Yu Huan waved his hand, he beckoned his subordinates to go and do it, and before he finished speaking, he heard a few thumps, and everyone panicked to watch!
Yu Huan doesn't know what's wrong!He was beaten four feet away and fell into a pig food bucket in a corner of the cottage.
Many people rushed to treat Yu Huan. Xing Li knew that these old ladies were unusual, so he strode forward and said, please forgive me for the lack of discipline.
I am the village master, come here to invite me, and everyone else knows that I dare not neglect Xingli's words. The three old ladies are very polite and say please, please,
Together, we came to the Shanzhai Booth to sit down. These three were considered masters at the time, and belonged to a sect between the Outer Martial Arts and the Demon Dao.
The three masters of the Plum Blossom School, nicknamed the Three Plum Blossoms, the eldest Mei Jiuchun, the second Mei Jiuxia, the third Mei Jiuqiu,
Legend has it that there was an old Simei Jiudong who was poisoned and divided into corpses by others. The three plum blossoms with poisonous palms and poisonous feet were quite powerful.
The crutch weapons used by the three plum blossoms teamed up to form a plum blossom crutch formation. This formation has an exclusively developed style of play.
The crutches are equipped with poisonous smoke, poisonous water, and poisonous darts, which are combined with various hidden weapons.
Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu's subordinates gathered tens of thousands of people from the sheltering society.
Many people under his command are distracted, robbers, thugs, hooligans, corrupt officials and others are all trying to take advantage of the power of the three plum blossoms to hide,
In fact, they have their own secrets, and after a few years, the Plum Blossom School has survived in name only, and the three Plum Blossoms live in seclusion in the mountains and forests.
Meditate on cultivating magic skills, and after a few years use poison spells to improve their skills, the three old hags are going to come out of the mountain again,
First find the target to cooperate with and then swallow the other party, revive the Plum Blossom faction by themselves, these three are ambitious and ruthless,
The three plum blossoms have traveled to many places in the name of traveling in the mountains and rivers. They have traveled thousands of kilometers and passed by Liuzhai unintentionally.
Knowing that Liuzhai and Xingyi Dazhai are not compatible and often have conflicts, they are both Damen's cottages, and want to go to Liuzhai,
Rejected by Liu San and Liu Dongyan, three plum blossoms came to find Xinghechuan angrily.
Hastily drew a map for the three plum blossoms, and asked them to find Xingli, and just like that, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu came after a stroll,
Everyone sat down, Han Kui looked down on the three plum blossoms in his heart, and wanted to avenge Yu Huan and educate them,
I personally greeted my subordinates to serve snacks, personally prepared tea and secretly poured laxatives into the teapot, happily and flattered a lot,
Pour water for the three old hags, and Mei Jiuqiu discovered Han Kui's act of prescribing the medicine. When Han Kui poured the tea and was about to leave,
When Mei Jiuqiu said that this hero should stay, he turned to Xingli and said that Master Dazhai and our Plum Blossom School have a rule,
That is, those who respect both sides pouring water must drink the tea first. When Xing Li heard that since the three had this rule, he ordered Han Kui to drink it.
Han Kui was so frightened that his calf twisted and almost fell, he quickly waved his hands and said, Master Dazhai, I am not fit to eat or drink today.
Sorry for feeling unwell recently, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu winked at each other to understand that there is something wrong with the tea,
The three stand up, since the Dazhai Lord is not sincere, we are leaving!Xing Li saw that he couldn't hurt his peace because of such a small incident,
His face darkened and he said that Han Kui should finish his tea quickly, but Han Kui could not finish his tea by gritting his teeth, and the three plum blossoms immediately applauded.
Asked to change the teacup and teapot to drink water and chat, Han Kui's color changed in less than three seconds, and he rushed to the toilet at lightning speed.
There was no rest for three days and three nights!Han Kui and Yu Huan discussed in private that no matter what, they should educate the three old hags.
Three plum blossoms asked Xingli how to plan?Xingli always wanted to capture Liu Dongyan for revenge, and the three swore that Liu Dongyan would be captured and handed over to them.
Xingli pretended to be overjoyed in half-belief and said, then I would like to ask a few seniors to come and throw a banquet for the three to celebrate their achievements in advance.
After three days of rest in the competition, Meihua Sanduo came to the village owner and asked them to send them to catch Liu Dongyan immediately. Xingli thought for a moment and nodded in agreement, and then told them to be more careful.
Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu set out with full confidence and equipment, and Xingli kindly persuaded them to send hundreds of people as assistants.
The three plum blossoms said in unison, the three of us are not enough to entertain Han Kui and Yu Huan, thinking that you will know how powerful Liu Dongyan is when you go, old witch!
The three plum blossoms disguised themselves and slipped into Liuzhai smoothly. When they got to the hinterland of the village, they deliberately lowered their bamboo hats, fearing that someone would come out and startle them.
Liu Dongyan set up a lot of secret traps in the cottage, which are hard to find on the surface, and there are also many people doing business within the jurisdiction of the cottage.
Sending hundreds of people to infiltrate the common people to search for suspicious persons, after a duel with Xingli, he knew that the opponent's skills were superb and could not be ignored.
Deliberately rearranged the defense of the Shanzhai City to be offensive and defensive, and prepared a lot of rockets, laser strafing bullets, rolling logs, boulders and other objects to prevent emergencies.
Three plum blossoms lurked 100 meters away from Liuzhai and were discovered by a spy, and reported to the head of the village. Liu Dongyan told his men not to act rashly,
Waiting for the enemy to go deep into the action, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, Mei Jiuqiu is a bit too crazy on crutches,
I came to Dazhai headquarters in broad daylight, and was stopped by people at the gate to persuade them loudly, thinking that they were poor people,
The guards at the gate also gave them rice, flour, grain, oil, and scattered silver. The three old men will give them after their horses go back and eat enough.
The items were kicked away by Mei Jiuqiu, and without a word, the three of them strode into the courtyard, irritating the guards and rolling up their sleeves.
So I started to catch the three of them, but this time I was unlucky, and I was kicked away by two or three of them with one kick, and three or four palms were hit with one palm.
More than 50 guards were beaten up and screamed in an instant, and the gate piers on the big trees in the roof courtyard were all injured people lying on their backs.
Fortunately, a few people saw the situation was not good and ran to the back garden to report. Liu Dongyan picked up the chain gourd and rushed to the front yard without haste.
When they came to Erer Daoyuan's pond, the two groups met. Everyone knew each other when they met some time ago.
The three of you are not too young to hurt young people, it’s okay, but it’s not good if you accidentally hurt you,
Then he said that hurting you is a trivial matter, but hurting the flowers and plants in my yard is a major matter. When the three plum blossoms heard this, it was a bit ironic.
Mei Jiuchun pointed at Liu Dongyan with a cane in his hand and said, Liu Dongyan, talk nonsense, we will catch you today and hand it over to our Xingli Shaozhai Lord,
Hu Jiuchun took out a cloth bag and a rope from his back along the way and said, Liu Dongyan, don't wait for us old people to do it,
Get into your pocket honestly, I will tie your pocket tightly and take you away immediately, if you are not obedient, come and see!
(End of this chapter)
Don't be afraid, I'll arrange someone to bring you some food right away,
Take gold, silver and jewelry to see a doctor. In a small town fifty miles away from here, there is a white doctor who specializes in treating patients with mental illness.
As soon as Yu Huan waved his hand, he beckoned his subordinates to go and do it, and before he finished speaking, he heard a few thumps, and everyone panicked to watch!
Yu Huan doesn't know what's wrong!He was beaten four feet away and fell into a pig food bucket in a corner of the cottage.
Many people rushed to treat Yu Huan. Xing Li knew that these old ladies were unusual, so he strode forward and said, please forgive me for the lack of discipline.
I am the village master, come here to invite me, and everyone else knows that I dare not neglect Xingli's words. The three old ladies are very polite and say please, please,
Together, we came to the Shanzhai Booth to sit down. These three were considered masters at the time, and belonged to a sect between the Outer Martial Arts and the Demon Dao.
The three masters of the Plum Blossom School, nicknamed the Three Plum Blossoms, the eldest Mei Jiuchun, the second Mei Jiuxia, the third Mei Jiuqiu,
Legend has it that there was an old Simei Jiudong who was poisoned and divided into corpses by others. The three plum blossoms with poisonous palms and poisonous feet were quite powerful.
The crutch weapons used by the three plum blossoms teamed up to form a plum blossom crutch formation. This formation has an exclusively developed style of play.
The crutches are equipped with poisonous smoke, poisonous water, and poisonous darts, which are combined with various hidden weapons.
Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu's subordinates gathered tens of thousands of people from the sheltering society.
Many people under his command are distracted, robbers, thugs, hooligans, corrupt officials and others are all trying to take advantage of the power of the three plum blossoms to hide,
In fact, they have their own secrets, and after a few years, the Plum Blossom School has survived in name only, and the three Plum Blossoms live in seclusion in the mountains and forests.
Meditate on cultivating magic skills, and after a few years use poison spells to improve their skills, the three old hags are going to come out of the mountain again,
First find the target to cooperate with and then swallow the other party, revive the Plum Blossom faction by themselves, these three are ambitious and ruthless,
The three plum blossoms have traveled to many places in the name of traveling in the mountains and rivers. They have traveled thousands of kilometers and passed by Liuzhai unintentionally.
Knowing that Liuzhai and Xingyi Dazhai are not compatible and often have conflicts, they are both Damen's cottages, and want to go to Liuzhai,
Rejected by Liu San and Liu Dongyan, three plum blossoms came to find Xinghechuan angrily.
Hastily drew a map for the three plum blossoms, and asked them to find Xingli, and just like that, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu came after a stroll,
Everyone sat down, Han Kui looked down on the three plum blossoms in his heart, and wanted to avenge Yu Huan and educate them,
I personally greeted my subordinates to serve snacks, personally prepared tea and secretly poured laxatives into the teapot, happily and flattered a lot,
Pour water for the three old hags, and Mei Jiuqiu discovered Han Kui's act of prescribing the medicine. When Han Kui poured the tea and was about to leave,
When Mei Jiuqiu said that this hero should stay, he turned to Xingli and said that Master Dazhai and our Plum Blossom School have a rule,
That is, those who respect both sides pouring water must drink the tea first. When Xing Li heard that since the three had this rule, he ordered Han Kui to drink it.
Han Kui was so frightened that his calf twisted and almost fell, he quickly waved his hands and said, Master Dazhai, I am not fit to eat or drink today.
Sorry for feeling unwell recently, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu winked at each other to understand that there is something wrong with the tea,
The three stand up, since the Dazhai Lord is not sincere, we are leaving!Xing Li saw that he couldn't hurt his peace because of such a small incident,
His face darkened and he said that Han Kui should finish his tea quickly, but Han Kui could not finish his tea by gritting his teeth, and the three plum blossoms immediately applauded.
Asked to change the teacup and teapot to drink water and chat, Han Kui's color changed in less than three seconds, and he rushed to the toilet at lightning speed.
There was no rest for three days and three nights!Han Kui and Yu Huan discussed in private that no matter what, they should educate the three old hags.
Three plum blossoms asked Xingli how to plan?Xingli always wanted to capture Liu Dongyan for revenge, and the three swore that Liu Dongyan would be captured and handed over to them.
Xingli pretended to be overjoyed in half-belief and said, then I would like to ask a few seniors to come and throw a banquet for the three to celebrate their achievements in advance.
After three days of rest in the competition, Meihua Sanduo came to the village owner and asked them to send them to catch Liu Dongyan immediately. Xingli thought for a moment and nodded in agreement, and then told them to be more careful.
Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu set out with full confidence and equipment, and Xingli kindly persuaded them to send hundreds of people as assistants.
The three plum blossoms said in unison, the three of us are not enough to entertain Han Kui and Yu Huan, thinking that you will know how powerful Liu Dongyan is when you go, old witch!
The three plum blossoms disguised themselves and slipped into Liuzhai smoothly. When they got to the hinterland of the village, they deliberately lowered their bamboo hats, fearing that someone would come out and startle them.
Liu Dongyan set up a lot of secret traps in the cottage, which are hard to find on the surface, and there are also many people doing business within the jurisdiction of the cottage.
Sending hundreds of people to infiltrate the common people to search for suspicious persons, after a duel with Xingli, he knew that the opponent's skills were superb and could not be ignored.
Deliberately rearranged the defense of the Shanzhai City to be offensive and defensive, and prepared a lot of rockets, laser strafing bullets, rolling logs, boulders and other objects to prevent emergencies.
Three plum blossoms lurked 100 meters away from Liuzhai and were discovered by a spy, and reported to the head of the village. Liu Dongyan told his men not to act rashly,
Waiting for the enemy to go deep into the action, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, Mei Jiuqiu is a bit too crazy on crutches,
I came to Dazhai headquarters in broad daylight, and was stopped by people at the gate to persuade them loudly, thinking that they were poor people,
The guards at the gate also gave them rice, flour, grain, oil, and scattered silver. The three old men will give them after their horses go back and eat enough.
The items were kicked away by Mei Jiuqiu, and without a word, the three of them strode into the courtyard, irritating the guards and rolling up their sleeves.
So I started to catch the three of them, but this time I was unlucky, and I was kicked away by two or three of them with one kick, and three or four palms were hit with one palm.
More than 50 guards were beaten up and screamed in an instant, and the gate piers on the big trees in the roof courtyard were all injured people lying on their backs.
Fortunately, a few people saw the situation was not good and ran to the back garden to report. Liu Dongyan picked up the chain gourd and rushed to the front yard without haste.
When they came to Erer Daoyuan's pond, the two groups met. Everyone knew each other when they met some time ago.
The three of you are not too young to hurt young people, it’s okay, but it’s not good if you accidentally hurt you,
Then he said that hurting you is a trivial matter, but hurting the flowers and plants in my yard is a major matter. When the three plum blossoms heard this, it was a bit ironic.
Mei Jiuchun pointed at Liu Dongyan with a cane in his hand and said, Liu Dongyan, talk nonsense, we will catch you today and hand it over to our Xingli Shaozhai Lord,
Hu Jiuchun took out a cloth bag and a rope from his back along the way and said, Liu Dongyan, don't wait for us old people to do it,
Get into your pocket honestly, I will tie your pocket tightly and take you away immediately, if you are not obedient, come and see!
(End of this chapter)
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