Weird Three Kingdoms

Chapter 2248 Who wears whose clothes, who plays whose drum

In an ordinary small place, the children in a small county are excellent in character and learning, and are almost all the parents of children of the same age in the local area as "other people's children".Then one day, when he arrived in a big city, he suddenly saw the feasting and feasting, but no one cared about his previous achievements. He was even bullied by the local aborigines because he was a foreigner.

Such a matter, even in later generations, there is no way to completely solve it, let alone in the present of the big man.

Then when this child makes a mistake, even a serious one, will someone immediately jump up and say, "Oh, he is still a child..."

Maybe, maybe not, anyway, no one jumped out to speak for Mi Heng.

Kong Rong had run away when he was still in Xudu, and now he is nowhere to be found, while Yang Xiu was in Heluo, so in Yecheng, Mi Heng was just one person with one mouth.

Cao Cao was a little angry.

At such a point, Mi Heng's behavior has obviously become a challenger instigated by a certain level, discrediting Cao Cao's governance, and even slandering for no reason.

Uncle can bear...

Well, uncle can't stand it!

Cao Cao doesn't dislike criticism, and of course he doesn't like it.

No one likes to be criticized. This is a person's instinctive reaction, but it does not mean that Cao Cao will not listen to criticism. At least at this time, Cao Cao, even if he is upset, will listen to reasonable criticism after hearing reasonable criticism. Self-control emotions, then calmly consider, and finally judge.

But like Mi Heng, unreasonable personal attacks, nonsensical criticism of everything...

Cao Cao was very disgusted.

Of course, Cao Cao didn't know that Mi Heng also wanted to be reasonable at first, but there was no place for him to be reasonable, and in the end Mi Heng only had to make noise.

From another point of view, even if Mi Heng wants to speak the truth, Cao Cao will only sit down and listen carefully after Mi Heng shows the corresponding strength.

Obviously, in Ye City, no one wants to hear Mi Heng's reasoning.Some people just think about the excitement, and some others create the excitement.So when the excitement really started to stir, was it the fault of watching the excitement, the fault of making the excitement, or the fault of jelly?

In fact, up to now, whether it is one bowl or two bowls is no longer important, what is important is seeing blood and seeing dead people.

It's like watching the person who is about to jump off the building, what happened to the person who wanted to jump off the building?In fact, most of the onlookers just wanted to watch that person jump off the building. When they booed and saw that the person who jumped off the building really jumped off the building, then these people could have something to talk about after dinner. Cursing bad words, and some psychological comfort, at least I can still live, and I won't jump off the building.

"Children of Jizhou, hehe, what a town of Confucianism and etiquette, where Confucius and Mencius prospered!" ’Cao Cao sneered, ‘You must talk about China in a dignified way, and you must behave like a modest gentleman, so what?Deception, greed, hypocrisy, treachery!Bewitch others to spread rumors and make trouble, and watch the wind and direction from the top of the wall! 』

Cao Cao is not a fool either, and after a little thought, he knows what happened to Mi Heng's scolding.

Good guy, from Cao Cao to Chen Qun, from Xia Hou to Xun Yu, he didn't miss a single one!
Well, it can't be regarded as scolding all of them.

Mi Heng didn't scold anyone in Jizhou.

Is it a coincidence?What is the coincidence in this world?Even the most probable lottery can be arranged properly. Who else believes in coincidence?

"Ming Gong," Guo Jia said slowly from the side, "You Heng and You Zhengping are from Pingyuan...Ming Gong..."

"Hmm..." Cao Cao squinted at Guo Jia, "Well, Feng Xiao made a point. 』

Pingyuan County, connected to Yanzhou at the bottom and Qingzhou to the east, is a passage between the east, west, north and south of Jizhou.

Then the good boy in Pingyuan County was driven crazy when he arrived in Yecheng. If he was killed by Cao Cao because of this, what would the folks in Pingyuan think?If there is a commotion, the problem of Youzhou in the north of Cao Cao has not been resolved, and the plains in the south cut off the communication between Qingzhou and Xuzhou. If he is a little careless...

"Come on! ”Cao Cao thought for a long time, and finally raised his voice and shouted, “Send someone to invite you Heng and you Zhengping to come here!” 』

Guo Jia frowned slightly, but said nothing.

Of course, the ideal would be for Cao Cao to put on a show himself, but Cao Cao's doing so would also bring new problems.If Mi Heng gained more benefits because of scolding, wouldn't it encourage more people to follow Mi Heng's path?
Cao Cao is actually saying that Mi Heng said that there is a grievance, so sending someone to invite him means giving Mi Heng a chance to speak, and then after dealing with the grievance, what should be done, Mi Heng don’t even think about it To gain extra benefits, Cao Cao will not hold Ni Heng accountable for cursing others, as long as the two get along peacefully.

But the problem is, Mi Heng doesn't think Jingjing is so good, and even thinks Jingjing is not good.Obviously there is only one Jingjing, but she wants to promise it to so many people, and if she is always missed by others, what good is there?
So Mi Heng refused to meet Jingjing, and naturally it became Dongdong, er, Dongdong.

Mi Heng was made a drummer by Cao Cao.

Of course there is some meaning in this...

When Mi Heng saw the robes and small seals of the drummers sent by the officials of the Cao Mansion, he immediately felt a rush of blood rushing to the top of his head, but when he picked up the lacquer plate to smash it over, he found that the little officials of the Cao Mansion It's already gone...

Drummers can generally be regarded as military bands of later generations.Therefore, the whole set of "Cen Moudan twist" by drum officials is to be more colorful and eye-catching, and to attract the attention of others.Drummers are different from those who like music.Drummers are purely for their livelihood, they have to knock out something if others want to listen to it...

In Mi Heng's eyes, he felt it was a kind of humiliation.

Cao Cao humiliated him.

Of course, from a certain point of view, Ni Heng is considered a scholar, and it is indeed a kind of humiliation to let a scholar become a drummer. After all, Cao Cao was scolded by Ni Heng for his narrow-mindedness. Accountable.

Then Mi Heng stared at the drummer's robe and seal, but forgot some things...

He pretends to be high, but in fact, he is still a pawn in the end.

And now this chess piece is placed in the middle of the chessboard.

On one side is Cao Cao, and on the other side are people from Jizhou.

A large banner hangs in the center of the chessboard, "Taixing Five-Year Spring Plowing Work Victory Conference and Summer Work Water Conservancy Project Pledge Conference".

Mi Heng originally didn't want to come, but some kind-hearted people persuaded him, saying that if he didn't come, wouldn't he be guilty?If you don't come, wouldn't it be impossible for people to know your grievances?If you don't come, wouldn't it be impossible for people to see Mi Heng's strong fighting spirit?

So Mi Heng came.

But things didn't take him as the main character as he imagined.

Mi Heng was waiting in a remote small courtyard. He couldn't even see the banquet, and he didn't know what happened there. He only knew that the drummers around him had already put on their helmets and changed their robes, like It was a yellow-skinned toad with a bulging belly.

"Do you know who I am? ’ Mi Heng asked the drummer beside him.

The drummer squinted at Mi Heng, "..."

Mi Heng asked another drummer, "You, do you know who I am?" 』

"You are a moron! 』Another drummer quickly replied, and then laughed together with the other drummers.

"I am You Heng, You Zhengping!"Balance the injustice of heaven and earth, and correct the peace of the world!What wronged you?Do you have?Tell me, I can help you avenge! ’ Ni Heng doesn’t care about being called a fool, because what he does is really what a fool would do, 『Have you been bullied?Has anyone been flogged?Has anyone withheld your wages?Have you ever been forced to do something you didn't want to do?Come on, tell me all, and I will help you avenge your grievances later!I help you! 』

"You...you are such a fool..." The drummer turned his head.

"I am Ni Heng!I can help you! ’ Mi Heng looked at the drummers around, full of expectation, 『You must have wronged!You can't hide it from me!you!You have a wound on your back, it's from the whip, right? Who hit you?you!Your stomach keeps growling, you're very hungry, right? Where did your meal go?I can see it!I can hear you!Just tell me, and I will speak for you!Avenge you! 』

"I..." A young drummer wanted to step forward, but was held back by those behind him.

"We have no grievances whatsoever. ’ said an old drummer, ‘we are all well.all good. 』

"Do not!You have!You have been wronged! "You Heng said, "I can see, I can see the wounds on your bodies, and the tears in your hearts!" 』

The old drummer laughed, "Where do we have tears?We are all fine!You said this person's injury?He was the melon shelf at home fell down yesterday...』

Mi Heng was still shaking his head, "No, you are lying to me, you have a smile on your face, but not in your heart!"Your heart is crying! 』

The old drummer smiled slowly, shook his head, "You are not only a fool, but also a liar!" 』

"I'm not a liar! 』You Heng is a little anxious, he can be called a fool, but he thinks he is an upright person, how can he be a liar?

"You are a liar!You want to use us to do something, but you don't talk about it, you just talk about redressing us...but actually?What can I do?Can you give us something to eat, or can you give us something to drink?Or can you take care of our family?You can't do anything, you only have one mouth..." The old drummer stood up, "Let's go, it's our time, the sooner you finish beating the drum, the sooner you can call it a day and go home!" 』

Drummers old and young got up one after another, and then filed out, all with smiles on their faces, like a group of monkeys who heard that the Mid-Autumn Festival would be a holiday.

The rumbling and festive drums sounded.

You Heng stayed where he was, tilted his head, he couldn't figure it out, "Why didn't you say it?I can say it, why don't they say it? 』

On the venue in the middle of the banquet, the drummers formed a neat formation while beating the snare drum, forming a winding formation of long snakes for a while, and a formation of two dragons emerging from the water for a while...

Cao Cao glanced slightly, then looked at Guo Jia beside him.

Old Cao classmate doesn't know Mi Heng.

Guo Jia shook his head slightly, indicating that he did not see Mi Heng.

"You Heng, where is Your justice? After the drum beat stopped, Cao Cao spoke slowly.

The little official Khan who was in charge of the process came down and looked around hurriedly, and then found Mi Heng in the small courtyard who was standing there thinking about the problem, "Why are you here?" !go, go! 』

"Is it time for me to play? "You Heng was pulled, "I was the last one to play?" 』

"right!right!That's right! ’ The little official responded indiscriminately, only asking for Mi Heng to appear on the field, so he has no responsibility.

"Oh..." Mi Heng raised his head, "So I'm the finale... That's fine! 』

Lift the drumstick and strike it vigorously.

Mi Heng contained all his grief and indignation in the sound of the drum, shed tears when he heard it, and felt sad when he heard it.

Of course, all of this is in Mi Heng's imagination. In fact, during the process of Mi Heng beating the drums, everyone just stared at Mi Heng, who was beating the drums in the venue very seriously. .

That's all.

Whether it is Cao Cao's side or Cui Yan's side.

Cao Cao reached a certain consensus with Cui Yan again, and when Mi Heng and the drummer said to each other that they were wronged or not, and liars were not liars, everything was settled.

Cao Cao promised that after the end of the spring plowing, that is, in the next month, a large-scale talent recruitment event combining recommendation and evaluation will be held in Yecheng, and in this recruitment event, Chen Qun and Cui Yan will be the chief examiners...

Cui Yan immediately said that under Cao Cao's wise leadership, the people in Jizhou lived a stable, harmonious and orderly life, happy and healthy, full of hope.

So since the people in Jizhou live and work in peace and contentment, with stable prices and orderly happiness, what is your statement?
Naturally it is nonsense!

who is real

Who is fake?

Is it so important to be true?

So even if Mi Heng beats the drum to produce a flower, what's the use?
Just like just now, if Cao Cao didn’t open his mouth to ask about Mi Heng, everyone present would immediately put the matter of Mi Heng in the distance. distance.

So since Cao Cao and Cui Yan have already discussed how to get along, why did you let Yuanfang, uh, Mi Heng play?

Cao Cao smiled and nodded slightly, as if the sound of Mi Heng's drums really had the effect of cleansing the heart and shaking the soul. Even after the sound of Mi Heng's drums stopped, he stretched out his hands and applauded lightly.

The crowd cheered together.

Cao Cao was very satisfied, so he smiled, looked around, but missed Mi Heng, and stayed on Cui Yan for a while.

Cui Yan also smiled and greeted Cao Cao slightly, but the hairs on the back of his neck stood up a few times, and when Cao Cao turned his gaze elsewhere, he immediately gave Li Pan a wink.

Li Pan raised his eyebrows, picked up the bowl of syrup, and then used this action to wink at the little official on the sidelines.

The little official also wanted to wink at someone else, but the people around him were all in higher positions than him, so there was nothing to push or unload, so he could only grit his teeth, walk two steps shyly, and then pointed at you Heng shouted: "Why don't Gu Shi modify it, and dare to enter it lightly?" 』

Is it that important whether you wear the drummer's clothes or not?
Of course it matters.

Clothes, in general, represent a person's identity.What kind of clothes are handed down by what kind of person? This is the rule, and the small official scolding Mi Heng for not wearing the clothes of the drummer is actually accusing Mi Heng of not following the rules, just like the later generations said to go through the process.Process is also a rule.

Cao Cao looked at Mi Heng with great interest. He didn't have any desire for Mi Heng's body, but just wanted to see what Mi Heng would do in such a situation.

In this world, Cao Cao also knows that there are not a few people who scold him, so one more Mi Heng is nothing. The key is whether Mi Heng is a talent and whether he can use it for himself.

So now...

Beat the drum and cry for injustice.

May I ask whose drum you Ni Heng is beating, and who are you calling for injustice?

The banquet, which was originally noisy, suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a needle drop.

Cao Cao looked at Mi Heng.

Cui Yan is also looking at Mi Heng.

Everyone in the field looked at Mi Heng up and down.

Countless eyeballs, floating around, filled every corner, on the beams, on the eaves, in the pillars, even on the top of the drum, and on the drumsticks, there are eyes growing, staring at Mi Heng.

You Heng knew that as long as he knelt down now, not only would he not need to change into any drummer's clothes, but he could even get a seat in the banquet, eat and drink together, rejoice together, and flow oily mouths together.

But is that really what Mi Heng wants?

Mi Heng's heart hurts a lot, even though there has been a hole there, he still feels the pain.

Mi Heng dropped the drumstick, and then began to take off the robe on her body.

There was a rustling sound in the venue.

Mi Heng took off his clothes and stood naked in the arena. He looked around, hoping that someone would find the scars on his body and the hole in his chest, but everyone in the arena didn't seem to care about these, and their eyes were all on Mi Heng's body. On the third road...

"Yo, there's quite a lot of hair..."

"Ha, the ass is pretty up! 』

"Unfortunately, it's just a little dark. 』

"Black is good, you don't understand, I just like black, the darker the more I like it..."

Mi Heng wanted to laugh, but couldn't. He wanted to cry, but found no tears.

Mi Heng slowly picked up the drummer's Cen Mou and Shanqian, put it on his body, then turned around and picked up the drumstick, and hammered it on the drum with all his strength. Say it to the beat of the drum!

But just after two knocks, the drum surface broke.

The drumhead opened its mouth wide open, like everyone in the arena laughing.

"This idiot! 』

"This fool! 』

"Is he sensible or not! 』

"I've lived half my life, and this is the first time I've seen such a fool! 』

"a shame!Hahaha……"

Mi Heng wanted to find the next drum, but found that the other drums were in the hands of other drummers, and those drummers hugged their drums tightly, staring as if they were afraid that Mi Heng would steal it. Their lives are the same.

"Hi……"

Mi Heng dropped the drumstick, and without saluting to Cao Cao, he turned his head and strode away.

Everyone present looked at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao paused for a moment, then smiled slightly: "I wanted to humiliate Heng, but Heng humiliated Gu instead."Hahahaha, funny, funny. 』

Everyone exchanged glances with each other, and immediately laughed along with Cao Cao. The scene was peaceful, full of celebration and joy...

(End of this chapter)