Weird Three Kingdoms

There is no problem that a hot pot meal can't solve.

Changed to Dahan's hot pot, it is Qiang boiled.

Although there was no chili in the Han Dynasty, there were still onions, ginger and garlic.

In the copper furnace, there was a gurgling and rolling.

Sometimes eating hot pot is to create an atmosphere, while eating and chatting, neither because the food is too cold because of talking for too long, nor because after some bad jokes, there is no soup to warm the stomach drink.

"How long has the world been stable?Then people's hearts fluttered again. Pang Tong said while putting the meat slices into a small spoon and dipping them into the boiling soup, "There are always some people who think that the force of land and manpower is endless and inexhaustible..."

If the war enters the stage of attrition, then basically there will be no winners, only the one who loses less will win.

Fei Qian smiled, "Eat the leaves first, then the stems, and then dig out the roots..."

What is the big man at the moment?
During the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, it was the scariest. Cannibalism was even open to the public, and you could choose any part you want.

As for later generations, maybe the methods are more civilized, but there is no difference in essence. It is like the subprime mortgage crisis of capitalism. Isn’t it just cutting off the leek tips and then cutting the leek leaves, eating a high down payment, and then reducing the down payment ratio? Eat some low down payment, and finally eat even zero down payment, and finally uproot the leek root and swallow it...

Fei Qian tapped the bean plate lightly with his chopsticks, "We ate a dish in Longxi, and the prime minister also ate Qingxu, and we were able to eat a dish in central Sichuan, and the prime minister also digested it." Most of Jizhou, we are sweeping the back, and the prime minister is also cleaning up those who oppose him... This year, everyone is busy...』

"Wuling is famous for its barbarians, and it was at the time of Guangwu.In the past, in the 23rd year of Jianwu, the Wuling barbarians flourished, plundering counties and counties, and the surrounding areas of big bandits.There are more than [-] people in Zhou County first, and they cannot be overcome.Later, there was General Fubo, who took three years to break it, which shows his bravery. 』

Due to the limited space of the letter, Zhuge Liang only said that he had contacted Wulingman in the report, but he did not specifically talk about Wulingman's related matters, nor did he specifically introduce some background of Wulingman.

"In the Spring and Autumn Period, Chu, Wu, and Yue all had Nanman. Because of their geographical affiliation, they could be called Wuyue, Ouyue, Yangyue, etc. Their customs were different from those of the Central Plains, and most of them had tattoos and haircuts. ” Pang Tong said, “Because of the fact that there are so many tribes, they are called Baiyue.Wuling Man is one of them. 』

Pang Tong thought for a while, and then said: "It is recorded in the past that the Gaoxin family had dog soldiers and bandits, and there were dogs and five-colored hair, named Panhu. After getting rid of them, they married the emperor's daughter, which was the beginning of Wuling barbarians."There are many errata in what this person said, and I am afraid that the Han family deliberately scorned it. 』

It's not good to kill a chicken to get its eggs. Everyone knows this truth, but when it happens, not everyone can bear it.

Fei Qian nodded, which was also mentioned in Zhuge Liang's books and newspapers.Jiangdong's increase in taxes on the Wuling area and the land of Wuxi is a very important reason why these Wuling barbarians are dissatisfied with Jiangdong's rule, and it is also the fuse for these Wuling barbarians to express their willingness to fall to Feiqian and accept Feiqian's governance.

Pang Tong laughed and said, "It's true to kill the chicken and take the eggs!"That's the case with Jiangdong, son of the Sun family... hurry up. 』

The two looked at each other and smiled without saying a word.

There is no good way to do this, although under the guidance of Fei Qian, the technology related to surveying and mapping in the Han Dynasty has grown by leaps and bounds, and the fineness of the map has changed from intentional to measurable approximate intervals, but For some areas, it is still difficult to have an accurate reflection.

Over the past period of time, things have entered a period of calm, or it can be called a bottleneck period.

Fei Qian took another bean dish from the side and put it on the table, "It's not enough to eat, it's best to get it from outside, but the problem is that the people sitting by the pot just want to eat and don't want to get it." , or just thinking of others to take it... This kind of waiting is 200 years...』

Ruo Feiqian also has a broken pot in his hand, so it's okay to fall with Cao Cao, but that's not the problem.

The person who arranged this matter may not be the historian who wrote the history book.It is also possible that the official historian adopted a widely circulated rhetoric and then recorded it.But in any case, these "city people" who originally claimed to be people from the Central Plains probably never thought that one day their descendants would be forced to wander to these barbaric lands, and then fight with these "bastards" or It is the "dog-bred" descendants who combine with each other...

Although the cultural literacy of Shandong people is naturally higher than that of Hu people, for some Shandong people, it may not be much easier to change their thinking mode than to educate Hu people.If it's far away, it's still someone else's brat, but if it's close, it's not 01:30 when it becomes a brat in one's own house.

After eating and drinking, Fei Qian and Pang Tong got up and went to the wing room in the Hussar's Mansion, where they continued their discussion while looking at the sand table.

That is, several major tributaries in the upper reaches of Yuanshui River, including Xiongxi, Xixi, Wuxi, Youxi and Chenxi together.After all, people cannot do without water. The barbarians living in this area are connected with each other and are the main force of Wuling barbarians.

"Prime Minister Cao, at first he thought we were just a dish, but he was anxious to eat the meat first..." Pang Tong said with a smile, pointing at the bean dish with his chopsticks, "When he bit into the meat, he found that the meat There are a lot of bones inside, and it will not be shaved clean at all in a short while, and if it is not shaved clean, it will not be able to eat...』

If the most important place in Jiangdong is around Wu County, then the chrysanthemums in Jiangdong are probably in Wuling County.

Fei Qian suddenly said, "There are many people from Shandong who came to Chang'an recently..."

Wuling Man, also known as Wuxi Man.

So Zhuge Liang urgently reported to ask for instructions, asking Fei Qian if he should take advantage of this opportunity to mess with Jiangdong's back garden.

"Hu riding north?Wuling South Expedition? ”Pang Tong raised his eyebrows aside, “My lord is the guide to the Northern Fenzheng. Is it difficult to support the two Wulings in the Western Regions? 』

Pang Tong smiled, "But the prime minister's side is full of people, and they are big-bellied men. No matter how much they eat, they won't be full. These plates are not enough, and no amount of meat and vegetables are enough..."

Fei Qian smiled and nodded.

Fei Qian shook the bad associations out of his mind, then smiled, "Hu Qizhong Xiao can go north, Wuling wants to go south."This Wuling barbarian is really interesting..."

Although historically, Cao Cao won the Battle of Xiliang in the end, but it was not Cao Cao who won the battle on the frontal battlefield, but he used Jia Xu's divorce plan...

The same is true of Ruxukou. Although the plague was rampant, Cao Cao still failed to make up his mind to break the boat. After the stalemate, Sun Quan pretended to submit a letter of surrender, expressing his willingness to submit to the great man and serve the king of Wei.Cao Cao knew that Sun Quan's letter of surrender was full of bullshit and lies, but he still didn't dare to fight a decisive battle in the end and ended it hastily.This also brought Cao Cao's majestic and magnificent military career to a rather anticlimactic ending.

Just like the Wuling area, there is only one characteristic.

Even people from Shandong do know that some of their buttocks are not clean, and they also understand that the dried or diluted feces are still attached to them, swaying and exuding the smell of being unfriendly, but as long as they are still Being able to spray, and wearing a decent robe, it seems that all these smells can be ignored, and you can still point out the country calmly, pretending that the smell is coming from other people.

"Probably in this position? ”Pang Tong gestured with a ruler on the sand table with some uncertainty, “It should be here almost, disembark from here, and then go in along the mountain road...”

Pang Tong nodded and said, "You Wensi is checking. 』

People in Shandong often say, "Kanxi has a strong army and learns spears. If you don't select a striker, you can't be a striker." But Cao Cao said that the generals said, "The battle is up to me, not to the bandits."Although thieves are proficient in spears, they will not be able to pierce them, but the lords can only watch their ears. Then, Cao Cao, who was still holding on to his aura, was beaten into a fool by Ma Chao's surprise attack. If Ma Chao didn't recognize Cao Cao, the battle would have ended before the follow-up started.

Because of the lack of culture, these so-called barbarians did not form a relatively complete chain of cultural transmission, so that even they themselves could not explain their own origins, so they were pushed by the people of the Central Plains. The so-called legend of a group of puppies born by a dog.

Fei Qian laughed.

Zhuge Liang said in the letter that the Wuling barbarians sent people, not only to tell them that there is such a road, but also to express their willingness to cooperate with the hussars to overthrow the evil Jiangdong regime...

There are five creeks in Wuling, which fold and meander among the mountains, and they are really similar...

Because it is not clear how many mountains there are, and it is not clear whether there are roads between the mountains, so that on this sand table, the symbolic meaning is greater than the actual use.

"Wulingman and others, there are also those who are pro-Han, they are called Shanman, and they also help the Han army to suppress the rebellion," Pang Tong said. It is also true that the barbarian soldiers in Wuling are good at breaking them... In the land of Baiyue, the barbarians belong to the people, and the rebellion is uncertain, mostly because of taxation. Now that Jiangdong has increased taxes, there may be many lives. resentment……"

cough cough.

What Pang Tong said is true.

You don't know the pain until you fall.Cao Cao in history fell to the ground in the Battle of Chibi, and gnawed a mouthful of mud, but today's big man, Cao Cao broke his teeth in the Battle of Jingzhou, so he naturally entered the integration earlier than in history Internally, it is in the link of fighting against the powerful external enemy Fei Qian.

"Yushan..." Fei Qian frowned, read Zhuge Liang's letter again, and generally agreed with Pang Tong's mark on the sand table.

There are many mountains.

There is a mountain road in Yishan, which only Wulingman knows.

The sand table in Wuling area is actually very simple.

No way, wait until the hot air balloon research is successful, maybe we can start some more detailed map surveying.

"Well," Fei Qian nodded, and put the colander in his hand into the soup to boil, "Your meat is ready... Prime Minister Cao is also in a hurry. 』

In the battle against the rebellion in Xiliang, the many contradictions in Shandong had actually been exposed. At that time, Cao Cao was defeated and retreated to the north. On the one hand, he strengthened internal centralization, and on the other hand, he strengthened local management.The Battle of Xiliang started when Cao Cao sent Xia Houyuan to lead troops into Guanzhong. The apparent intention was to attack Zhang Lu, but in fact he wanted to incorporate and organize the major forces in Guanzhong.Ma Chao, Han Sui and others refused to give in, and jointly rebelled to capture Chang'an and defend Tongguan.

In the early days of Cao Cao in history, perhaps it was because Yuan Shao’s grand strategy influenced him, or perhaps the historical environment forced him, so that Cao Cao had to fight in the Central Plains and finally gained a piece of territory, and then it can be seen in the Battle of Chibi A clear dividing line.Before the Battle of Chibi, Cao Cao was in high spirits, but after the Battle of Chibi...

What?Sun someone?Just like Cao Cao said that Cao Liu is the only hero in the world, most people now think that Dongshi Shangshu is interesting, Jiangdong is nothing to watch, and they don't have much expectation for Jiangdong.

Just like what Pang Tong said, Cao Cao didn't put Guan Zhong in his eyes at the beginning, and even thought that even if Fei Qian occupied Chang'an Sanfu, so what, just a few consumptions could drag Fei Qian to death, but he Unexpectedly, Fei Qian never thought of a long stalemate with Cao Cao, a war of attrition.

It's just that external enemies are often relatively clear, while internal enemies are mostly hidden.So Cao Cao was forced to integrate the internal speed with Fei Qianbi.Whoever can integrate the interior first, and whoever can prepare the stick and soap first, then whoever can free up his hands first can stab the other party's ass while the other party turns around.

Can the things held by Fei Qian have the same value as those held by those old-fashioned people in Shandong?Under such circumstances, those who still encouraged Fei Qian to fight Cao Cao were either Joy Son Soul, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, or fools who were brainless and unhappy.It was also this time that Fei Qian almost forced Cao Cao to the brink of total collapse, so that Cao Cao had to start a forcible gathering of the upper and lower Shandong.

Fei Qian nodded slightly, with a slightly heavy expression on his face, "That's where my concerns lie.This is like being educated by barbarians, it is difficult to change...』

The point is that the Hu people now all admire the big man, and basically accept some affairs in Guanzhong, while the people in Shandong are born with a critical attitude, pointing out this one and laughing at that one, which doesn't seem to mean something. Sarcasm, or a few sneers, cannot show the elegant character, noble sentiments, broad knowledge, and profound understanding ability of Shandong people.

To put it simply, Wuling Man, as the name suggests, is a group of barbarians living in Wuling County, Jingzhou.

"Ah... um..." Fei Qianba smacked his lips and became vague.Can this be said to Pang Tong as a poem by Lao Du that suddenly came to mind?However, this poem seems to be appropriate.Huqi in the Western Regions in the north, and Wuling Manyue in the south.

Pang Tong let out a huff, then took out the colander, dipped in some ingredients, blew a bit, put it in his mouth, half-closed his eyes, enjoying the richness of the fat bursting out between his lips and teeth, and waited until he swallowed it. , then slowly said: "Eating meat requires a lot of time... The prime minister is in a hurry, but what's the use of being in a hurry?" 』

This kind of "weakness" on the frontal battlefield, on the one hand, shows that the elite under Cao Cao has been exhausted in continuous battles, and on the other hand, it also proves that Cao Cao's internal control is constantly increasing. Decline.This was more obvious in the later battles of Hanzhong and Ruxukou. Even when a certain victory in Hanzhong was achieved, when he confronted Liu Bei, when his counselors persuaded Cao Cao to continue marching into Sichuan and Shu, Cao Cao himself hesitated He finally retreated and did not dare to enter Sichuan, he was afraid that if his head went in, his butt would be gone.

Combining all these historical situations with the current situation, it is not difficult to analyze Cao Cao's embarrassing situation today.

After Cao Cao's Battle of Chibi, if it was considered a relatively large battle, it would be the Battle of Xiliang, the Battle of Hanzhong, and then the last battle with Sun Quan, the Battle of Ruxukou.

"Wuling is barbaric..." Fei Qian changed the subject, "How much does Shi Yuan know about it?" 』

Fei Qian hung a sketch on the table with his chopsticks, "These dishes are more than enough for the two of us to eat. If we add two more people, we can barely eat. But now in Shandong, there are not only two mouths... ...If you want to eat more, you have to grab it from other people's plates...』

Pang Tong is hilarious.

After Tai Shici went to battle for the first time and attacked Yecheng with cavalry tactics, he basically determined the follow-up combat mode in Guanzhong.This kind of rapid movement of cavalry, pulling the local defense line, coupled with gunpowder heavy hits to break the army's walled city, to achieve the overall tactical coordination of points, lines and planes, almost surpassed an era's tactics, and made Cao Cao almost collapsed, even close to breaking the can. Broken state.Cao Cao mobilized all the forces that could be mobilized at that time, preparing to go up and down Nanyang, Wancheng Yingchuan area and Feiqian desperately!

All of this seemed to be expected by Cao Cao. He led the main force to go out, and at the same time ordered Cao Ren on the southern line to go north to assist in the battle.The eastern front troops were stationed in Hefei to deal with the attack of Sun Quan's main force.This created an excellent strategic opportunity for Liu Bei in history, so Liu Zhang was invited by Liu Zhang to lead troops into Shu, and the dispute between him and Soochow over Jingzhou was temporarily put on hold under pressure.But what Cao Cao in history didn't expect was that the people from Shandong didn't want to attack Guanzhong at all!

Of course, on the other hand, it may not necessarily be a malicious arrangement.Because in ancient times, many tribes were uncivilized, and primitive worship was a very common state. Even the tribes in the Central Plains were improved from some primitive totem worship, so people in the Central Plains who came into contact with Baiyue At that time, it was entirely possible for these Baiyue people to claim that they were the descendants of a certain dog god.

"Jiangdong..." Fei Qian muttered, "Jiangdong is raising taxes suddenly, what happened? 』

Pang Tong shook his head slightly, "Jiangdong is a long way away, and news transmission is slow, so I don't know exactly what happened at the moment. 』

Fei Qian took a breath, nodded, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Well, why don't we come to test it?" 』

"test? Pang Tong was a little confused, "Who is the test?" 』

Fei Qian laughed, "Since we want to test, then we need to be more generous...a bigger test..."