Weird Three Kingdoms

Chapter 2881 Pursuit, eating, drinking and having fun
Huang Laoxie came back disheartened.

Half of the beard was burnt, and I don't know where it was scorched.

Chen Wu accepted Huang Gai calmly on the surface, but his heart was full of smiles.

Originally, Huang Gai didn't want Chen Wu to take over too much military affairs.

Even though Huang Gai had a little bit of friendship with Zhu Huan before, when it came to military affairs and military power, the two of them immediately showed what it means to put on pants and deny people.

What's more, Chen Wu actually doesn't have much friendship with Huang Gai.

Even regardless of age, Huang Gai is from Sun Jian's generation, and Chen Wu is from Sun Ce's generation.

Most of the time, most people are very selfish in their attitude towards authority.Just like the alpha wolf among wolves, he wants to protect his status even if he gets blood on it.

But the problem is that when the leading wolf showed a tired look and wounds, the eyes of the other male wolves inevitably showed greedy expressions...

Who doesn't want to be a wolf?
Huang Dudu returned home with a feather, so naturally he couldn't hide it. After arriving at the Yidao camp, although no one said anything in person, they inevitably talked about it behind their backs, and there was no way to stop it.

Chen Wu walked slowly, doing routine inspections.

Huang Gai's beard was burnt. Although he didn't suffer serious injuries, it's really not easy to appear in front of ordinary soldiers with a disheveled face. At least he needs to be groomed for a few days before he recovers. So it's natural to inspect the camp now. It just fell on Chen Wu.Of course, even if Huang Gai was not injured, most of these trivial chores were done by Chen Wu.

No way, who made Chen Wu's official position smaller than Huang Gai's?

But this situation is not unchangeable, at least Chen Wu has seen some opportunities now.

As he approached the barracks, Chen Wu heard some voices coming out. He stopped and stopped the guards from going forward to roll the name, and listened quietly...

"You guys are laughing ass!"Those clerks are such dead dogs!Some time ago, I went to Wu County to do business, and I couldn’t remember who picked it up, just what was the name of the officer in charge of the army, Yang what?Forget it, don't care what it's called, anyway, I got into a quarrel with the rammed product, Huang Dudu, whether he was eighteen or twenty-four when he broke through the Nanjun Yuezhai.The rammed goods said it was 24, I remember it was eighteen, no one could convince anyone, there were a few guys next to him who poked the fire and made a fuss, so they simply went to check the battle report from that year for comparison, and then... Guess what? 』

"How can we guess? 』

"Aha, just say it!" 』

The original hoarse and vulgar voice was deliberately controlled, "Well, I'm a little thirsty..."

"for you!I think you are the rapper! 』

The hoarse voice laughed, did not know what to drink, and said again: "Finally, I turned out the old military newspaper and looked, haha, it is not!"Not eighteen rides, nor twenty-four rides!Back then when Governor Huang destroyed eleven Shanyue villages, he mobilized Danyang, Poyang, and Yuzhang counties, and even dropped a battalion of naval troops from Chaisang to garrison the river...』

The crowd was in an uproar and chattering.

"What?Isn't it really eighteen riders? 』

『Ah, did I say it earlier, there are eleven mountain villages, at least two or three thousand people!Is it true that eighteen rides can be broken in a row?This matter is also tricking some guys who have never been on the battlefield...』

"Hey, don't say that, when Captain Huang was young, he might have been able to destroy eleven strongholds with eighteen cavalrymen..."

"fart!What was it when you were young?You don't even count what year it is?At that time, the lord just came to power, and I was still on duty in Lujiang, how many years have passed now?How old is Captain Huang now?Have you ever seen someone in forty or fifty who is still young? 』

"Others can't do this, and Dudu Huang may not be able to do it either."I said Baldy Zhang, you seem to have been stationed in Nanjun—do you think the eighteen riders can break the Yuezhai? 』

"Is this... not sure.Anyway, where I was stationed, most of the Shanyue stockades didn't even have proper roads, and walking was difficult. Riding a horse...isn't possible.But this is not certain, it is impossible to say that the way Huang Dudu walked at that time, he could pass the horse...』

There was a commotion in the camp.

In fact, this matter is not a big problem.After all, most of the rumors are not credible, and it is inevitable that some rumors will be processed twice or three times when listening to each other. Afterwards, the original truth has been modified beyond recognition, leaving only a very small amount of truth, while others Most are fake.

Just like the matter of the eighteen or twenty-four cavalry, Huang Gai, as a general with real power, did often fight against the Nanman Mountains and suppress the rebellion. Breaking down eleven Shanyue cottages, of course, is too much.

As for why such nonsense has not been corrected, it is naturally because such rumors are conducive to erecting Huang Gai's own image of martial arts, and are also conducive to deterring those Nanman who don't understand anything and think everything is true.Think about it, eighteen cavalry can pick eleven villages, so how many people are there in Jiangdong now, do you have to weigh it when Nanman Mountain wants to resist more?
Chen Wu had already arrived outside the barracks. Hearing the sound of quarreling inside, some mocking expressions appeared on his face.This time, take this opportunity to expose all those old accounts!
How high it was held back then, how badly it fell now!
"...This time Captain Huang is going on an expedition, I said, this is not a barbarian in the mountains, so be more cautious, right?"As a result, he laughed and went there as if he was having fun, and then he looked at him and came back with a smoldering fire!Tell me, is it funny or not? 』

"Captain Huang, don't think you're so good at bragging, actually... you all understand!Do you still remember that when we came with General Chen, Huang Dudu and his subordinates had their noses up and their eyes up, saying that we can’t do this, and that the queue is not good, it’s not as good as this one or that one. At that time, I said It's hot, if General Chen didn't stop me, at least I would have to share with them!When is it their turn to point fingers?Look, how is it now, how is it? !Got beaten up!The bruised nose and swollen face are back!I want to see, what will they say this time? ! 』

There was another burst of laughter in the barracks.

Chen Wu nodded in satisfaction, turned around and left.He felt no need to go in.If he entered, he might interrupt the "discussion" of these military academies, wouldn't he?
For Chen Wu, what he wanted most was to seize part of the commanding power from Huang Gai, instead of just shrinking back and being Huang Gai's deputy to handle a lot of trivial matters like now!
It's just that in the process of this competition, will it affect Jiangdong's morale, will it cause any other reactions, or will it even lead to problems with Jiangdong's overall strategy...

who cares?
Chen Wu is just a general, he can't think so far, and he can't enjoy so much, he only wants what he can see, get, and eat now!

...(`Д*)9...

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there is fame and fortune, and how many people can say that they are completely exempt from the word fame and fortune?
At least Cao Chun cannot be exempted.

If you really have no desires and desires, but just want to pursue victory, then Cao Chun should clean up all those in Youbei who are in the way and get in the way!
There was Xiahou Shang before, and now there is Xiahou Zijiang.

That's right, he is the younger brother of Xiahou Zizang.

Xiahou Zizang died.

Cao Chun heard some from the gossip, although he didn't say anything, he still felt that Xiahou Zizang died well.

If you don't die, you don't know what troubles will happen in the future!

But the question is, after Xiahou Zizang died, why did Xiahou Zijiang come over?
Of course, Cao Chun is also clear why Xiahou Dun sent Xiahou Zijiang here, isn't it because he wants to take advantage of the territory in Youbei to temper Xiahou Zijiang, make him a talent, and become a useful person who can succeed Xiahou Dun's follow-up family business? man of.

A lot of love and love, but unfortunately, when Xiahou Zijiang came, it all became evidence of his father's cruelty and oppression.

Bear children have a very important feature, that is, all bear children are not stupid.

A really stupid child, then he will do whatever his parents say. Although he is indeed a bit stingy, he will not be clever, he will not be able to read his words, he will not avoid the important and ignore the minor, and he will not push his feet...

The reason why bear children are called bear children is that these children put too much emphasis on short-term benefits and gave up long-term benefits.If you like to eat, you will eat right before your eyes.I like to play, I want to play right away, I can't bear to wait a little longer, crying and shouting and rolling all over the floor.The long-term thing is not that they don't understand, but they feel that since they can get it right now, why wait for the long-term?

It is best for bear children to change when they are young.On the one hand, the character habits have not been fully developed when I was young, so it is relatively convenient and easier to change; You always say that you will get better when you grow up, so just wait until the day you make a big mistake!
It's like Xiahou Zizang.

When Xiahouzi Zang slapped Prime Minister Cao in the face, if he said that he had no idea that he was wrong, then he would be wrong. To do it, mostly because he feels in his heart that even if he is wrong, it is no big deal.

Because all the mistakes he made when he was a child were all big things turned into small things, and they were gone.

For a person, all people are actually selfish when they are born, at the very beginning, this old man Xunzi is not wrong at all.Children who have not received any education will subconsciously grab something and stuff it into their own mouth instead of stuffing it into someone else's mouth.But an absolutely selfish person cannot be helpful to the development of human society, and will even destroy the rules of the entire society. Therefore, in order for children to survive better in human society, unless the child is forever away from other humans and lives alone , then it doesn't matter how selfish you are, otherwise normal people would definitely not like to be with someone who is absolutely selfish.

At least Cao Chun didn't like Xiahou Zijiang very much.

Of course, Cao Chun didn't like Xia Houshang either.

But at least Xiahou Shang can still make sense, while Xiahou Zijiang can't make sense at all.

So Cao Chun's way of treating Xiahou Zijiang is to throw Xiahou Zijiang to Xiahoushang. Anyway, this belongs to your Xiahou family, so you take care of it yourself, don't bother me.

Zhao Yun put enough pressure on Cao Chun, and with the news from Fei Qian, Cao Chun was really worried enough.

Xiahou Zijiang was immediately relieved. He played stupid on Cao Chun's side, but in fact he just didn't want to be with Cao Chun.

He actually knows everything, just pretending to be stupid.

Xia Houshang also doesn't want this brat, but what can he do?Who gave him the surname Xiahou.Cao Chun can throw it to him, but he can't throw it out, he can only protect it carefully, hoping to throw it back quickly after a while.

But no one thought that if a brat doesn't cause trouble, can he be a brat?
Xiahou Zijiang's father, Xiahou Dun, has been fighting abroad for a long time, and his mother has been thinking about competing with other wives and concubines all day long. In addition, Xiahou's family did not have any inheritance of Confucian classics, let alone any basic education for later generations, so Xiahou It's not bad if there are one or two decent ones in the house, what about the others...

This is not only a problem of the Xiahou family, but also a common problem of most families in the feudal dynasty.

As the head of the family, Xiahou Dun basically has no emotion for his wives and concubines. It is basically a combination of interests and a production machine.It's like many boxers in later generations will ask questions, saying why Xi'er doesn't marry the ruling class to enhance her class attributes?That's because Xi'er was in the feudal dynasty, even if she married to the ruling class, she was a reproductive machine, and it was impossible for her to have the chance of fighting in the palace like in some movies and TV shows.The reason why the boxers of later generations think they still have the right to choose is because the society of later generations gave these boxers the right to choose, so they thought that Xi'er could also choose.

It's like Xiahou Zijiang now thinks that he can still choose.

His choice was to pretend to be stupid, to be lazy, to nod in agreement on the surface, and to do nothing as soon as he turned around.But Xiahou Zijiang couldn't do it completely lying down. After all, he was a young man with great energy...

Young people can lie flat, which is also the condition for future generations to lie flat. Various games, video series, and animations can't pass the time. Even if you are using your mobile phone, you can lie down and watch the young lady twisting while doing it yourself. , but in the current big man, there is nothing, Xiahou Zijiang naturally can't lie down, and feels uncomfortable all over.

Ordinary soldiers in the military academy train to build up their energy. They will naturally rest when they are tired. They will not think too much when they are full of endorphins. The military academy was tired and rested, but he didn't have any endorphins at all. He was full of energy and had no place to vent. He only wanted dopamine.

He wants naizi!

He wants ass!

He wants it all!
But Youbei is different from Xu County after all, nor is it Qiao County.

If you are a silly child, you can only suffocate yourself, but bear children are different, they are good at suffocating others.

Xiahou Zijiang found Xiahoushang, but he didn't hide it, and directly stated his needs with his teeth and claws.In his opinion, there is nothing to hide about this important matter of human relations. Don't you say that a gentleman is lustful?What's more, Xia Houshang is also his own clan, and letting him wipe his ass is also giving Xia Houshang face.

Xiahou Zijiang gestured and emphasized.

Naizi!

butt!

Want it all!
This matter is very important, otherwise he will not be able to sleep.

Xia Houshang rolled his eyelids.

If this was in Yuyang, he would secretly find a domestic maid or something, and just send it to Xiahou Zijiang, but now he is training outside, where can he find a woman?
Xia Houshang also wanted to yell at Xiahou Zijiang, let him know that his brother is dead, how difficult his father is, what will happen to Xiahou's family business in the future, etc., but he also knows that Xiahou Zijiang is not ignorant of these things, But Xiahou Zijiang only wants naizi and butt now, and he doesn't want to hear these things told to him at all...

Xia Houshang originally wanted to be vague, so he would fool Xiahou Zijiang back first. Anyway, it is impossible to practice outside for a long time, and he will always go back to Yuyang, so he can arrange for Xiahou Zijiang when the time comes, but Xiahou Zijiang When Jiang saw Xia Houshang's brows fluttering, he knew what Xiahoushang was up to, so he lost face with Xiahoushang on the spot, and angrily said that if he couldn't meet his needs, he would fight in Xiahoushang's face on the spot. Jerk off!

Well, of course it is not the words, the meaning is almost the same.

Enduring the throbbing pain in his head, Xia Houshang threw the question to Xiahou Zijiang. Anyway, he has no choice now. If he wants a woman, he can only wait back to Yuyang, or else he can only let Xiahou Zijiang go up to the man.

Xiahou Zijiang said that men are not bad, but now there are women, why use men?
"ah? ’ Xia Houshang was taken aback, he thought it was some other military academy general who brought some concubine Ji Nu to hide in the army, and then Xiahou Zijiang found out, this is a felony, so he changed his face, ‘Speak well explain! 』

Xiahou Zijiang chuckled and pointed to the other side, "We didn't bring women, but they did!I see it over there! 』

there?

Xia Houshang turned his head, then understood, and immediately frowned, "Those are the Hu Junqi we recruited with great difficulty!"If there are women, they are also their own wives and daughters, not your concubine! 』

The habits of the Hu people are different from those of the Han people, so the Hu people brought some family members with them in the army.

Xiahou Zijiang said disdainfully, "Aren't they all the same?If their men take our money, wouldn’t it be over if we also pay their wives and daughters?Just give the money!Let me tell you, I saw a bearded girl with such breasts and ass, it must be exciting to ride!Don't worry, I will give you money! 』

Xia Houshang was not so stupid as to discriminate between good and evil, he shook his head and said, "No, no!Now it is General Cao who wants to cooperate with these Hu Junqi, you can't make any trouble, wait until you return to Yuyang! 』

Xiahou Zijiang naturally refused to agree, but Xiahou Shang gritted his teeth and refused. In the end, Xiahou Zijiang burst into anger and directly pushed down Xiahou Shang's table, and the loud noise also attracted soldiers and guards.

"Lock him up! Xia Houshang was also angry. This was almost Xiahou Zijiang's public slap in the face, which made it difficult for him to suppress his anger. "Without my warrant, no one is allowed to release him!" 』

Xiahou Zijiang jumped and cursed, but was immediately gagged and taken away...

(End of this chapter)