My wife is number one in the world

Chapter 3988

Chapter 3989

Qinglian looked at the smiling expression on her bad husband's face, and immediately gave Young Master Liu a big roll of the eyes with a coquettish look.

"My wicked husband, I certainly don't know what I'm planning.

If I knew what I was planning, would I still ask you? "

Liu Mingzhi listened to Qinglian's coquettish question, smiled, tilted his head and gently nodded towards the courtyard gate not far away.

"Hehe, good Lian'er, let me ask you, how many steps are we away from the gate of the courtyard now?"

When Qinglian heard Young Master Liu asking her this question, a hint of panic flashed across her beautiful watery eyes.

However, she still pretended to be calm and answered Mr. Liu's question in a low voice.

"Probably, about eight or nine steps away."

When Liu Mingzhi heard the number of steps Qinglian said, he immediately narrowed his eyes with a smile on his face.

"Oh? About eight or nine steps away?

Good Lian'er, are you sure? "

Qinglian listened to Young Master Liu's words with a hint of smile, her eyes wandering as she raised her white and tender hand and gently tapped her pretty nose twice.

"Uh! Uh! I saw it wrong just now. I looked carefully and it should be seven or eight steps away."

Upon hearing this, Liu Mingzhi, who was holding the beauty's collar, pulled it up slightly with his big hand.

"Oh? About seven or eight steps away? It doesn't look like that to me!

Good Lian'er, why don't you take a closer look? It's about four steps away."

Qinglian felt the collar behind her neck suddenly tighten, and she instinctively tapped the toes of her lotus feet twice.

Then, she bit her silver teeth that were as white as broken jade, turned her fair and slender neck angrily, and glared at Young Master Liu.

"Five or six steps, five or six steps. It's only five or six steps, right?"

Liu Mingzhi nodded with satisfaction, looked down at the beauty with a smile in his eyes and said softly: "Hey! This number of steps is right!
Good Lian'er, you can accurately see that we are only five or six steps away from the courtyard gate, which shows that there is nothing wrong with your eyes.

Lian'er, you were taking eight or nine steps just now, and then seven or eight steps. I thought there was something wrong with your eyes!
Oh, that guy, he made me, his husband, so worried.

Now that I see that there is nothing wrong with your eyes, Lian'er, I can finally rest assured."

Seeing her evil husband speaking in a sarcastic tone, Qinglian immediately raised her slender arm with a coquettish look on her face, and nudged Young Master Liu's belly with her elbow with a little force.

"You stinky husband, you bad husband, you are so weird, how can you be a real man? You might as well be a eunuch."

Liu Mingzhi looked at the angry expression on Qinglian's pretty face, and immediately with a smile released his left hand that was tightly around the beauty's slender waist, and with a subtle movement he patted the beauty's buttocks from behind.

Suddenly ambushed by her own evil husband, Qinglian's graceful body trembled slightly and she couldn't help but let out a soft moan.

"嘤咛!"

Then, Qinglian raised her elbow again with a coquettish look and poked Young Master Liu in the stomach.

"My stinky husband, you are going to die!"

After Liu Mingzhi raised his left hand under his nose and took a deep breath, he gave the beauty a smug look with a frivolous expression on his face.

"Mmm! Mmm, it smells so good!"

Seeing the turn, Qinglian couldn't help but spit quietly: "Bah, go to hell, you big-headed ghost."

Liu Mingzhi smiled and raised his eyebrows slightly. He first slowly moved the big hand under his nose, then bent his fingers and gently fiddled with the beautiful woman's round and smooth earlobes.

"My dear wife, if I really become a eunuch, won't you be sad and cry every day for the rest of your life?"

Upon hearing this, Qinglian turned her head with a coquettish look and rolled her eyes at Young Master Liu.

"My stinky husband, you think too much. If you really become a eunuch, I will only be sad for two or three days at most.

The world is so big, and it’s hard to find a three-legged frog, but is it also hard to find a two-legged man?
I won't kill you if I leave your bad husband. At worst, I can just find a new man.

I will find a younger man who is older, stronger, more handsome, and more caring than you to live with. It will be much better than staying with an old man like you.

When the time comes, I will bring him around in front of you every day.

I’m so mad at you! I’m so mad at you! I’m so mad at you!”

After Liu Mingzhi heard Qinglian's smug tone of voice, he immediately gnashed his teeth and widened his eyes.

"Lian'er, Lian'er, my dear wife, I never realized before that you actually have such little thoughts hidden in your heart!

"Okay! Okay! Okay!"

After Liu Mingzhi said "OK" three times in a row, he lowered his head with a "ferocious" look and looked straight at Qinglian.

"Good Lian'er, from now on, you have one more crime to be charged with.

This time, I, your husband, will have no choice but to punish you severely."

Qinglian listened to the "eerie" words of her evil husband, and immediately raised her neck with a proud look and hummed softly.

"Humph!"

"Anyway, I've already committed an aggravated crime, so just add another one!

As the saying goes, if you have too many debts, you don’t have to worry; if you have too many lice, you don’t have to be itchy.

My wicked husband, I have already committed an even more serious crime. Do you think I would still be afraid that you would add another charge to my crime?

I don't have any other abilities in my life except that I'm tough.

Don't tell me, my wicked husband, that you have added one more charge against me. Even if you add two, three, or even seven or eight charges against me, I will not be afraid.

I fell into your hands because of my own incompetence.

My stinky husband, you can punish me however you want, I will accept it all."

When Qinglian said this in a tough tone, she instantly raised her fair and flawless slender neck with a look of dissatisfaction on her face, and gave Young Master Liu a provocative look with her eyebrows slightly frowned.

"But, I have acknowledged it as my own.

But I still say the same thing as before, I just don’t accept it.

My wicked husband, even if you have tortured me with all kinds of torture, I still refuse to accept it.

As for the reason why I am not convinced, it is still the same reason as before.

My stinky husband, it is very easy for me to marry you, unless you give me a fair competition. Otherwise, I will not accept it.

I don’t accept it! I don’t accept it! I just don’t accept it! "

After listening to Qinglian's tough words, Liu Mingzhi chuckled with a mischievous look in his eyes.

“Hahahaha, haha~hahaha~”

"My dear Lian'er, my dear Lian'er, if you hadn't mentioned this, I wouldn't have noticed that the topic between us had gone off track.

By the way, where were we talking about just now?

Oh, I remember, I remember.

We were just talking about what your plan is, my dear, right?

No, no, no, no, no.

To be more precise, we should have discussed how many steps away we were from the gate of the courtyard. "

As Young Master Liu finished speaking, a hint of panic flashed across Qinglian's eyes.

"Is... is that so? Is this what we are talking about?"

At this moment, Qinglian's heart was suddenly filled with deep regret.

Oh, that’s so stupid. I really am so stupid.

My bad husband has already changed the topic, how can I get back to the topic?
Wuuuu, wuuuu~wuuuu, I am really so stupid.

There is an old saying that goes, "You're shooting yourself in the foot."

Probably, that's probably it, right?
Liu Mingzhi stretched out his little finger and gently scratched his eyebrows twice, then smiled and hugged the beauty's slender waist tightly again.

"Good Lian'er, you have used provocation on me twice.

Lian'er, Lian'er, the reason why you used provocation on me and wanted me to promise to compete with you in chasing with my own physical strength is because, good Lian'er, you know very well in your heart that you will be safe as long as you run out of the gate of the courtyard.

As for why you are safe, Lian'er, it is actually very simple.

Because on the left and right sides of the courtyard there were seven or eight soldiers on duty, as well as several teams of patrol guards on night patrol.

Lian'er, after you run out of the courtyard gate at a rapid pace, you only need to scream at the top of your lungs, and the soldiers on duty on both sides of the courtyard, as well as the soldiers patrolling around the courtyard, will immediately rush over as fast as they can to check the situation.

In front of everyone, even if I catch up with you, Lian'er, I can't do anything to you.

At that time, Lian'er, you only need to find an excuse and you can easily escape from my control.

For example, Lian'er, you told me in front of many soldiers that you were going to the toilet.

As a husband, I can't not let you, Lian'er, go to the bathroom in front of so many soldiers, right?

If I, as a husband, do this, what kind of person would I be?

But, Lian'er, if you go to relieve yourself, it will be difficult for me to catch you again!"

When Liu Mingzhi said this with a smile, the big hand that was tightly holding Qinglian's slender waist twisted slightly, directly leading the beauty to look towards the courtyard gate not far away.

"Good Lian'er, we are now only five or six steps away from the gate of the courtyard.

At a distance of five or six steps, if neither of us uses Qinggong, I may not be able to catch you again before you run far away, Lian'er."