Quadruple split.

Chapter 166 Tea Eggs and Paper Wife
[For human use broken tea eggs]

Producer: Night Song
Consumables
Use: Eat it after removing the shell, recovering 3% of the maximum HP; throw it directly, causing a small range of physical damage in the impact area, with a certain chance of additional bleeding effect.

Traits: Splash, Spread, +10% increased damage to Humanoids
[Remarks: The method is simple, easy to carry, refreshing, high quality and low price. It is easy to digest and has strong heat release. If taken alone, it can be used to open gold and crack rocks, build dams, dredge rivers, and level land. It is a great good! 】

It can be described as a great kindness...

Mo Tan swallowed, he felt a little choked.

Ji Xiaoge smiled like a flower: "This pot of tea eggs is unexpectedly successful. Teacher Lu Wei praised me for making great progress. As long as you are careful when peeling the shells, you can eat them directly! The taste is very good!"

"Then what if you are not careful when peeling the shell?" Mo Tan stared blankly at the bucket of fragrant tea eggs in front of him, raised his hand and wiped his sweat: "What will happen?"

The girl poked the corner of her mouth in embarrassment, rubbed her toes on the ground twice, and replied in a very low voice: "It will explode..."

Mo Tan: "..."

He felt that he shouldn't have any expectations for this barrel, which is infinitely close to ammunition in terms of description and notes.

"Hey, I will improve slowly in the future." Ji Xiaoge laughed a few times, then stretched out her small hand and carefully took a hand from the bucket...uh, took out a tea egg, and then peeled it more carefully. The two-minute shell, held it in front of Mo Tan's eyes like offering a treasure, his eyes shone with hope: "Would you like to try it?"

At this moment, Mo Tan seemed to be crossed by Hamlet, and his mind was full of lines of bold block letters "to be or not to be, this is a question worth considering" swiping the screen.

"Well, I don't think there should be any problem." Ji Xiaoge naturally saw that Mo Tan hesitated, and knew why the other party hesitated. She shook her wings in embarrassment and whispered: "I tried it myself before. After that, not a single drop of blood fell out, and the taste was good..."

After all, Mo Tan still didn't make up his mind to reject the girl in front of him who is passionate about synthetic arms... I mean the girl who cooks. He took a deep breath, turned back and pulled the corner of his mouth, grinning that he didn't look very good. Smile like a martyr: "I eat."

"Really?!" Ji Xiaoge was overjoyed.

"Well, I believe you." Mo Tan nodded seriously, then reached out to take the tea-scented egg from the girl's tender palm, and said with a smile: "Then I'll eat it."

"Eat, eat, eat!"

"I really want to eat..."

"Eat it!"

"I'm going to start..."

"Uh-huh!"

"It looks delicious..."

"Hehe~"

"It smells good too!"

"Thank you!"

"You see it's still warm, and it's so round..."

"Yes, yes, while it's hot!"

"Okay." After all, Mo Tan couldn't last too many seconds for himself, he saw his heart swayed, his eyes closed, his mouth opened, and he ate most of that tea egg in one mouthful, and then he ate it with a thunderbolt. Before he could cover his ears, he took out a bottle of antidote (given by Lu Wei) from his luggage, and was ready to pour it into his mouth at any time!
He didn't think he was going to die. After all, although Ji Xiaoge's talent called [self-produced and sold] could offset most (99.99%) of the negative effects of his own cooking, it was not completely immune after all. If this bucket of [broken tea eggs for humans] could really cause damage, Ji Xiaoge would be forcibly deducted 1 point of blood no matter what, and it was impossible to be completely immune.

So it can be seen that "you can eat it after removing the shell" should be true. Of course, if there are other side effects, it will be difficult for Ji Xiaoge to feel it, so Mo Tan secretly took out a bottle of detoxification just to be safe. Just in case you need it from time to time.

Motan has not experienced this tension for a long time. You must know that because of various coincidences, Motan has never had a bite of Ji Xiaoge's food, so after witnessing all kinds of tragedies between Jadka and Yaya Given the premise, this first experience is particularly disturbing.

A second has passed...

Two seconds have passed...

Three seconds passed...

Finally, Mo Tan slowly raised his head under Ji Xiaoge's inexplicably nervous gaze. While putting the antidote in his bag, he gave the girl a thumbs up and praised, "It tastes good!"

"Yeah!" The latter jumped three meters high as if he had obtained the whole world, dancing and cheering loudly: "Finally someone praised the delicious food I made! You didn't lie to me, did you?!"

Mo Tan immediately stuffed the remaining half of the tea egg into his mouth to prove his words, and then smiled vaguely at the girl: "Lixian Congdeng mourns and frightens Seto!"

The winged beautiful girl blinked suspiciously: "?"

"Ahem, I mean..." Mo Tan hammered his chest, swallowed the food in his mouth and said with a dry smile, "Get off the lamp first."

Ji Xiaoge: "Oh."

She really jumped three meters high just now, and now she is still hanging on the chandelier.

"You really didn't lie to me?" The girl flapped her wings and floated down from the chandelier lightly, shaking Mo Tan's arm vigorously: "The tea eggs I boiled are really delicious?!"

Mo Tan shrugged his shoulders and said truthfully: "The taste is really good. Although it can't be said to be particularly delicious, it is definitely not bad. I think it would be more delicious if the eggshells were smashed into finer pieces. Now It's a little bland."

His suggestion is quite pertinent. After all, tea eggs are definitely considered low-cost dishes, so Mo Tan still has a lot of experience in this~
But Ji Xiaoge spread his hands helplessly when he heard the words: "I also think it's a bit weak, but the eggshell really can't be broken any more."

"Really?" Mo Tan scratched his head and asked curiously, "Why?"

"Because it will explode."

"Oh."

After a not very long silence...

"In fact, it's not bad to be lighter." Mo Tan put the 'sponge' he took out before back into the egg bucket (...) and smiled at the girl who looked a little depressed in front of him: "All in all, it's already very good, so don't use it." Too tangled."

Yes, this is definitely considered pretty good. You must know that Mo Tan had seen Ji Xiaoge in real life before carrying a bunch of weird materials that had no connection at all, preparing to make chicken curry for her sister. Mo Tan I have always been worried that the girl named Ji Xiaodao will be forcibly sent to the hospital for a long-term stay, if she does not resist the poison enough...

"Well, what you said makes sense!" Ji Xiaoge didn't feel depressed for too long, but raised her head energetically after being silent for a while and showed a hearty and bright smile: "And I can do it for you in reality." Let's eat, Dad will be pleased!"

Mo Tan pondered for a while, and felt that this statement was very reliable, and the eggs in reality would not explode.

"But where can I buy something similar to nitration ointment?" Ji Xiaoge suddenly held his chin and muttered, "This is the only one in the list of ingredients given by Mr. Lu Wei, it's hard to find a substitute..."

【Digest what? ! 】

Mo Tan was a little dazed: "What did you say?"

"Haha, it's nothing~" Ji Xiaoge waved his hand and said with a smile: "I will figure out a way by myself, um, since the harmlessness has been proven, I have to complete the task that the teacher gave me before, please help me ?”

Mo Tan nodded: "You say."

"Take me to play a few more arenas." Ji Xiaoge patted his wings happily, shaking the bullet barrel in his hand (...) in his hand (Mo Tan was startled): "Teacher Lu Wei wants me to try it in actual combat." Additional effects of tea eggs~"

【I think 'edible' is the additional effect in his eyes...】

Mo Tan groaned in his heart, and then walked to the door first: "No problem, I planned to continue today, let's go find Jadka and Yaya."

"En." Ji Xiaoge smiled sweetly, her ankle-length hair swaying slightly on her back, she floated behind Mo Tan: "Please."

……

As a result, they unexpectedly did not find Jadka and Yaya, and the two did not seem to be staying in their room.

Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge also went to take a look at the cai level arena, but they also didn't see them.

"Wait a minute, I'll ask if Lujiang is here." Mo Tan comforted Ji Xiaoge, who was a little disappointed: "Perhaps Jadka and Yaya are with him, even if we are not together, we can find Lujiang together It’s a three-player battle, if it’s not possible, I can also play 2V2 with you.”

Ji Xiaoge snorted, then glanced at the barrel in his hand with a sad face, and muttered in a low voice: "I still want Yaya to try it, alas..."

Mo Tan: "..."

a minute later

"Brother Mo, I'm online. Mr. Jadka and Yaya are also with me, but it's not convenient for me to go there now. Teacher Fimigel is a little anxious. Why don't you and Sister Yege come to us first?" '

Lu Jiang replied quickly, and also said that the combination of the old man and the dog was beside him, but he seemed to be unable to get away for a while.

"So should we go and have a look?" Mo Tan asked Ji Xiaoge after conveying Lu Jiang's news to her: "The three of them seem to be with Fermiguel."

The girl nodded: "Okay, I'm not in a hurry, Mr. Lu Wei said that it is enough to hand over the actual combat data to him within a few days!"

"Okay, let's go and have a look first." Mo Tan nodded, and then sent a message to Lu Jiang asking where they were and how to get there.

The latter quickly replied: "Fimiguel asked you to go to the staff of the arena and tell them to open a teleportation array leading to Xiaolongfeng on the fifth outer mountain. That's right, I told him that I passed Drew Yibifa contacted you remotely! '

'Got it, we won't let it slip. '

Mo Tan lamented Lu Jiang's delicate thoughts while replying, and then took Ji Xiaoge back to the arena hall to find the dwarf lady with red and swollen eyes.

"Uh, are you okay?" Ji Xiaoge asked worriedly, she felt that this young lady seemed to have just cried.

Miss Dwarf answered with a choke while biting the handkerchief: "Woo ... wow, Master Cordova ... he left again, and he didn't even say hello to me, oh oh!"

To be honest, Mo Tan was not surprised by this at all.

But Ji Xiaoge kindly persuaded: "It's okay, don't be sad, Miss, Cordova even praised you to us before."

"Huh?" The young lady was startled.

"Huh?" Mo Tan was also shocked.

Ji Xiaoge nodded solemnly: "He also said that your face is very beautiful, and every time I see it, the deer bumps into me!"

The dwarf lady was stunned for a while, and then she slammed it away with a creak.

Mo Tan looked at the girl beside him with a distorted face: "Cordoba really said that!?"

"Ang, I remember." Ji Xiaoge said with a smile while pinching Miss Dwarf, "The original words seem to be 'You haven't seen how heroic that beard is, every time I see it, I suspect that I'm going to have a heart attack and die." Die' ← this way."

Mo Tan was completely at ease: "I think your misinterpretation is a bit too much!"

"Hey, don't boys like paper wives?" Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and said with a smile: "This young lady should also be considered a Two-dimensional, right? I understand!"

Mo Tan was stunned for a long time, and he didn't even think about whether Ji Xiaoge did it on purpose until the young lady woke up.

"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy." The dwarf lady stood up with difficulty with Ji Xiaoge's support, and stood there stupidly for a long time, then suddenly recovered and asked: "By the way, you come here What are you doing?"

Mo Tan hurriedly jumped ahead of Ji Xiaoge who was hesitating to speak, and said, "We want you to help teleport to Xiaolongfeng, the fifth outer mountain, that's it."

"Oh, no problem." The young lady wiped the nosebleed, then waved her short and thick little arm, and summoned a slightly twisted light door out of thin air: "The procedure will be waived for you, go."

Mo Tan hurriedly thanked her, then dragged Ji Xiaoge and rushed to the portal without saying a word, followed by a whirlwind.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but in the process, he seemed to see a Cordoba-like figure flashing in front of his eyes.

He also seemed to hear the figurine screaming loudly: "MMP...MP...P..."

……

after a few seconds
The Fifth Outer Mountain of Tianzhu Mountain, Xiaolong Peak

Accompanied by a violent twist, Mo Tan's figure suddenly appeared in midair, and then fell into a thick layer of snow with a slap. Before he could struggle to get up, he was caught by Ji Xiaoge who also fell from the sky. It was smashed down again.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The girl quickly flapped her wings and floated up, reaching out to give Mo Tan a hand: "My wings seem to have cramp just now."

The latter shook his head indifferently: "It's okay, you are very light, I didn't even lose any blood."

"Hey, I won't live if it's heavy enough to knock your blood off!" Ji Xiaoge stuck out her tongue playfully, and then looked around the white snowfield around: "This is Xiaolongfeng? Where are they? "

"I don't know." Mo Tan patted the snow on his head twice, then opened the friend bar very seriously, and sent a message to Cordoba.

'I'm sorry I missed my appointment today, and for some reason, I wanted to ask you a question...'

'It's okay, it's okay, anyway, we can exchange messages at any time, so what's your problem? 'Cordoba was obviously online and responded quickly.

'Do you like Two-dimensional girls? '

Mo Tan seriously typed the message and sent it.

Five seconds later, Cordova's reply came.

'like!I like it very much, I love the paper man's wife! '

'Oh……'

Chapter [-]: The End

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