Quadruple split.

Chapter 2338 Noisy

Game time PM13:17

Southeast continent, Dark Swamp [Fake Dream] bottom floor, outside Jackdaw Castle

"I think I understand the situation."

Looking at the two young men in front of him who were so unfamiliar that he was confused, the eight-foot-tall, muscular, and muscular special instructor of the 2nd Legion of the [Dusk Crows Eastern Expedition] 'Gale' Team, the Orc Paladin of the Justice Cult, scratched his hair and said with a very strange expression: "So this Miss Monica has been wandering around in the back in the past few days, and even because of the characteristics of [False End Dream], she created a... uh, fake 'Skull' that looks like Miss Monica? Tsk tsk, no wonder a few brothers looked at me a little strangely after returning to the team. I'm afraid they thought they had a nightmare."

"I'm so sorry!"

Although it was not intentional, Monica still bowed 90 degrees to the 'real body' in front of her, and said in a respectful voice: "It is not my intention to impersonate someone else. I beg you to be magnanimous! Let me go!"

"anyway……"

Mo Tan smiled playfully and said in a leisurely tone: "Your brothers are looking at you in a strange way. I'm afraid it's not because of a mere 'nightmare'."

"Ms. Monica, you're overthinking it. I just think this is quite interesting and I don't mean to blame you."

Although he was very serious and meticulous when he was an "instructor", Cary Cleft Skull was surprisingly easy to talk to during the break. He readily passed over the "offense" that was not strictly speaking, and asked Mo Tan with a little curiosity: "Oh? Since Mr. Anthony doesn't think that the abnormalities of those boys are caused by "nightmares", what do you think?"

"I'm thinking……"

Mo Tan's eyes sparkled, and the smile on his lips became more intense. "If I go back and write a bardic story called "A Single Adolescent Clergyman Doesn't Dream of a Cute Married Widowed Half-Elf Gender-Transformed Instructor, a Multi-Angle Love Comedy Behind the Fight Against Heresy", it should be a big hit, right?"

"Damn it!"

Although not strictly speaking 'alive', the Justice Paladin, who still had the ability to think and communicate independently, immediately shuddered, widened his copper bell-like eyes, and exclaimed: "This is impossible!?"

"Isn't this possible?"

Mo Tan grinned and raised his eyebrows. "Just imagine, two young men in their prime... or men who are not single but have been widowed or separated from their partners for dozens of centuries, suddenly one day find that the instructor they have been with day and night has turned into a stranger, and a beautiful, cute, fashionable, doll-faced half-elf girl. In this case, even if they regard this as a dream, I personally think that the probability of a sweet dream is far greater than a nightmare."

[You wanted to say wet dream just now, right? ]

The pretty, cute, and fashionably dressed baby-faced half-elf girl glanced at Mo Tan and silently complained in her heart.

"You wanted to talk about wet dreams, didn't you?"

The burly man, who was mistaken by his subordinates for a pretty, cute, fashionably dressed baby-faced half-elf girl, glanced at Mo Tan and made a dry complaint.

"Well, I meant to say wet dream."

Mo Tan gave the Cleft-Skull Instructor in front of him a refreshing and bright smile, and said with a smile: "But I felt it was a bit impolite, so I changed my words."

[If you really think it's impolite, don't say it! ]

Monica twitched her lips and continued to complain in her heart.

"If you really think it's rude, don't say it!"

Cary Crackskull rolled his eyes and grumbled unhappily.

"Then the question is—"

Mo Tan suddenly turned to Monica, who seemed very reserved and respectful, and asked in a serious tone: "Did you secretly complain in your heart just now? Was the content similar to what Instructor Cranium Split said?"

"Not a bit like that."

Monica immediately understood Mr. Tan Mo's "deep meaning" (although she didn't know what this deep meaning was for) and shook her head, saying seriously: "It's completely consistent."

"If this is what they call a close 'soul wavelength'~"

Mo Tan whistled and sighed faintly, "I don't know who is more unlucky between you and me."

"Hey!"

Kari patted Mo Tan's back unhappily and said in a bad tone: "Although Miss Monica was replaced with my image, it's not bad luck, right? Uh, it shouldn't be considered bad luck, right?"

Perhaps he had noticed that it was indeed a bit inhumane to cause such a drastic change in the physiological structure of a young girl, so the just knight began to use question marks when he spoke to the end.

"Of course it does."

Mo Tan gave a serious and decisive answer, saying in a deep voice: "Just imagine, a young girl was transformed into a strong man for dozens of days, and every morning when she woke up, she could see her crotch..."

"Hey!!!"

Monica, who finally couldn't remain indifferent any longer, interrupted Mo Tan with a scream, blushing and gritting her teeth, saying, "I've been in a daze for this period of time. I've either been in the cafeteria, on the training ground, or on a battlefield under the cover of night. I've never experienced getting up in the morning! I haven't felt anything that a lady shouldn't feel! Don't talk nonsense!"

Mo Tan Yile: "I'm anxious."

Monica: "..."

"Ahem, by the way, Brother Anthony, how did you know that I was in the state of 'married widower'?"

In order to protect the innocence of the beautiful girl, Kari even mentioned the sad past that others understood, and asked Mo Tan curiously: "Could it be that Commander Hogel also told you this?"

"That's not it."

Mo Tan smiled casually and asked, "Instructor, have you ever heard of the [Deductive Method]?"

In the eyes of the other party, there were at least more than ten fair knights who could testify to his 'married and widowed' argument. He shook his head and said honestly: "I don't know."

Mo Tan nodded slightly and explained, "That is a very interesting method of reasoning."

"oh oh!"

Cary, who was quite interested in the interesting reasoning method, nodded vigorously, then closed his mouth and waited for the next step.

As a result, Mo Tan also fell into silence, and he and Kari stared at each other for two minutes.

"Then what!?"

Finally, the orc who couldn't hold back any longer broke the silence and asked, "What are the specific methods?"

"It's a complicated method that will take at least until this time tomorrow to explain."

Mo Tan shrugged and spread his hands, saying, "So, considering that you don't have time to listen to this even if I'm willing to talk about it, let's just skip the details for now."

Cary Splitskull was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then -

"I'm available to listen!"

The Paladin, who didn't seem to mind wasting time, told Mo Tan this.

"I'm too lazy to say."

Mo Tan, who had completely given up pretending, rolled his eyes and said listlessly, "Next topic, how did your wife die?" "Mr. Anthony—"

Monica's expression froze, and she immediately pulled Mo Tan's sleeve hard.

"What are you doing!"

As a result, Mo Tan jumped up three feet high, saying angrily, "Pulling and tugging in public! How disgraceful!"

Monica: "..."

"He died of food poisoning."

However, Cary Cleft Skull didn't care about Mo Tan's offense and said casually, "She once went to a small church on a mountain in eastern Morrill County to deliver supplies. She found a lot of mushrooms on the way, so she filtered out the colorful ones and picked some plain-looking non-toxic mushrooms to stew. Those mushrooms turned out to be the most powerful. When the idiot was found, he had turned purple."

Monica: “Huh?”

"What she means is..."

Mo Tan patted Monica's shoulder affectionately and translated, "I originally thought that your wife must have died in the assassination of the God-Destroying Society, which made you want to join the Eastern Expedition Army and fight them."

Monica: "I didn't... OK, maybe I did imagine it a little bit..."

"Haha, that girl is just an unskilled priestess of abundance. Even if the God-Destroying Society is very ruthless, they would not deliberately assassinate such a fool as her. However, I did have a few good friends who died in the attack. Of course, they were not the main targets. Most of them were blown up along with the church and the camp."

The forthright Knight of Justice laughed and shook his head, saying, "I understand your expectations for a wonderful story, but reality is not a bardic story, and not every member of the Dusk Crow Eastern Expedition has some reason to be bitter and hateful. In fact, most of us members of the Inquisition who can stop a baby from crying are quite normal. There are some extreme paranoids, but they are far from the level of those with green faces and fangs and who love to eat children as rumored."

Monica suddenly realized, "So that's it!"

"I have reservations about this."

Mo Tan shook his head and sneered, "As far as I know, the Inquisition of most sects is no different from those crazy people in the story. Only the Justice Sect where you, Instructor Split Skull, belong... has a more unique style. This kind of 'special case' cannot be used as a reference for judging your profession."

"Well, maybe you are right, but I still hope you won't be too prejudiced against my companions."

The Split Skull pulled the corner of his mouth and said helplessly: "They are all good people. They are eager to hear news from the outside world and see unfamiliar faces just like me, so if you don't mind..."

"I'm sorry. Although we won't stay away from your companions, we don't plan to greet too many people. We came here just because you have a connection with my Monica."

Mo Tan calmly interrupted Cracked Skull and said softly, "But as I said before, if things go well, whether it's Hogel, you or others, they can all get relief that is thousands of years late."

The Split Skull, who seemed to have no hope for things to go smoothly, smiled and said, "Okay, then in the name of my Lord, please allow me to wish you both all the best, and may justice and courage always be with you."

"Of course. I am the walking embodiment of justice and courage."

Mo Tan smiled reservedly, and then asked: "So, since there is no deep hatred, why did you join our [Twilight Crow Eastern Expedition], Brother Kari?"

"Since my wife died, I don't want to live anymore."

Kari stretched and smiled, "Of course. I didn't have more than two years to live because of the old injuries I sustained during the fight with the heretics of the God-Destroying Society. So I thought that instead of dying in a hospital bed in two years, it would be better to join the Eastern Expedition Army, whose survival rate is extremely low, and take one or two heretics with me as scapegoats."

Mo Tan clapped his hands lightly and nodded, "I see. So if I give you another chance, you will definitely..."

"I will definitely choose to die in a hospital bed."

Kari waved his hand to interrupt Mo Tan, raised his head and looked at the dark moon in the sky: "Instead of staying in this damn place until you forget what she looks like."

"Maybe you could try a different mood, like dating the guy who just had a wet dream?"

"In the name of God, I want to shove your lousy little head up your asshole, Mr. Anthony."

"It seems we should say goodbye, Instructor Split Skull. My name is Tan Mo, nice to meet you."

"Goodbye, Mr. Tan Mo, I hope you can get what you want."

……

So, after a not-so-brief chat, Mo Tan and Monica said goodbye to the fair knight with whom they had a close relationship, left the other's post, and walked into the bizarre gray forest outside Jackdaw Castle.

Five minutes later, Monica, who was walking behind Mo Tan, broke the silence softly: "Mr. Tan Mo."

"explain."

Mo Tan, who was walking in front, smacked his lips and said something in his usually lazy and gentle tone without turning his head.

"I've thought about it carefully, and I feel like Instructor Split-Skull didn't tell the whole story about him and his wife."

Monica pursed her lips and said hesitantly: "But having said that, I'm actually not too sure..."

"Dear Monica."

Mo Tan looked around with interest at the monotonous environment around him and asked casually, "Do you remember what sect that guy's wife belongs to?"

Monica was stunned for a moment, then she took a breath and suddenly widened her eyes!

"It seems you noticed it too."

Considering that this was the other party's reaction speed after dreaming for dozens of days, Mo Tan nodded with satisfaction and said in a light tone: "A priest of the Abundance Sect, no matter how 'unskilled' he is, it is impossible for him to die unexpectedly due to such a ridiculous reason as food poisoning."

"So Instructor Split-Skull..."

"He didn't lie, but he also didn't tell us that his wife didn't die in an 'accident'."

"Because Instructor Cleft Skull was severely injured by the people of the God-Exterminating Society, he only has a few years left to live, so..."

"It was an obvious deliberate suicide."

"I always feel that the term intentional suicide for love is a bit..."

"Otherworldly?"

“Boring and vulgar.”

"I can see that you are amazed by the romantic love between them."

"Yes, and you?"

"Me? I just thought they were noisy."

Chapter 2329: The End