Quadruple split.
Chapter 2357 Swan and Wen Yi
Chapter 2357 Swan and Wen Yi
Game time AM08:29
Southeast Continent, Violet Empire Crystal Wolf Territory, Amethyst City
"Uncle, can you please give us a discount?"
On the busy West Market Outer Street, an elf girl with beautiful long black hair and unusually fair skin wrinkled her nose, raised her pretty little face and stared at the middle-aged orc sitting behind the stall, complaining, "They say first time is new, second time is familiar. We both came to buy vegetables from you yesterday evening, why don't you give me a discount for buying two kilograms of white celery today!"
The orc man who had been doing business here for more than ten years curled his lips and cast his eyes on the human man behind him who was not handsome but handsome. He said unhappily: "Then, brother, please judge for yourself. These two kilograms of celery only cost fifteen copper coins in total. How can I give you a discount?!"
"This……"
The man, who looked to be in his early thirties, was dressed in casual clothes, but his aura clearly showed that he was either an adventurer or a mercenary. He coughed lightly and suggested awkwardly, "How about you give us a symbolic 20% discount, two kilograms of white celery for the two of us twelve copper coins?"
"If I hadn't lived a peaceful life these years and never offended anyone, I would have thought you two were looking for trouble. Is it reasonable for you to spend an hour here just for three copper coins? In the same amount of time, if you just go to the door of the tavern across the street to help attract customers, you can earn twice as much money, right?"
The orc sighed deeply, then grabbed a handful of white celery with dew on it from the basket in front of him and stuffed it into his bag. He threw it to the elf girl and said unhappily, "Alright, alright, I'll give you twelve copper coins. Get out of here and go make trouble somewhere else."
But the latter looked down at the vegetables, blinked, and whispered, "Um... Uncle, I think your vegetables are a little too fresh, can you give me a discount of two copper coins?"
"..."
The orc stared into the other's innocent and lovely eyes for five seconds with an expressionless face. Finally, he sighed deeply and said, "How about this, elf girl? Go to the butcher shop across the street and find Old John and borrow his meat cleaver for me."
The elf girl's eyes lit up and she said in surprise, "So after I help you run errands, can you promise me a discount of two copper coins?"
"Do not."
The other party shook his head and said dryly: "I just can't find a suitable guy at hand, so it's not convenient for me to fight with you."
"Cough cough."
Although he knew that the other party was joking and would not fight with the two of them for two copper coins, the human man, who was well aware that his companion next to him was indeed a bit too much, coughed lightly, took out his purse swiftly, poured twelve copper coins into his hand, and stuffed the money into the other party's hand with a smile on his face: "Sorry, this girl has never been to this place before, and now she is a little excited, please forgive me."
The orc man, who seemed to be joking with the couple to kill time rather than fighting with them, shrugged his shoulders and said while counting the copper coins, "Please forgive me for now. Girl, your skin color looks like a dark elf, but when I was young and went to Simon Territory to do business, the dark elves I saw all had silver hair, not black hair like you... Wait, is this money minted in Marshall Territory? This thing can be exchanged for 20 copper coins at the Government Office now... Where are the people?"
After raising his head with a surprised expression, the orc man who had no intention of taking advantage of the two people suddenly widened his eyes, because in less than a few seconds, the two people who were originally flirting in front of his stall had disappeared silently.
……
three minutes later
Amethyst City, West Riverbank, Sun Cult Chapel
"Hello, Ms. Swan, may God bless you."
The novice nun who was assigned here just last year, the childish dwarf girl smiled at the black-haired, fair-skinned elf girl in front of her, then looked up at the man next to her and added, "Of course, there is also you, Mr. Wen Yi."
The man called Wen Yi also smiled at the trainee clergyman in front of him: "Thank you very much, my dear priest, and of course, the great Sun God."
"Hey, I knew you still remembered me~"
Swan, the female elf who had dragged her lover here to pray yesterday morning, winked at the dwarf priest playfully, "So, can we just stand here and pray?"
The dwarf girl nodded vigorously and said softly, "Yes, that's right. Since you two are not registered believers of our sect, you can only pray in the hall. But it doesn't matter if you sit down. God loves the world and doesn't mind the form of the prayer."
Swan clapped his hands and said in sudden realization: "I see, then what?"
"Then?"
The trainee priest scratched her bubble pink curly hair in confusion and said hesitantly, "I should have told you two yesterday that since you are not registered believers, you don't need to strictly follow the standard form of prayer recorded in the scriptures. You just need to praise the Lord in your heart and pray for the Lord to bestow blessings."
Swan frowned and continued, "That's it? That's it?"
"Uh……"
The confused girl frowned, and after thinking hard for a while, she suddenly met the eyes of Mr. Wen Yi. After noticing the evasion and helplessness in the latter's eyes, she suddenly realized: "Oh, right!!!"
Swan's eyes lit up as well: "Right, right!"
"Yeah!"
The dwarf girl tapped her left palm lightly with her right fist, her face slightly red but she said firmly, "If it's a problem of... not being able to have children, I recommend going to the Church of the Abundance Sect on the street behind. Ah, if you have brothers and sisters, and they all have children, you can also try the Church of the Justice Sect in the East District. But if you are sold some powerful swords or battle axes, remember not to buy them. I heard from my friends in the Wealth Sect who were in the same seminary that those things are used and can no longer be used. The price is not higher than the same weight of iron!"
Swan: “…”
Wen Yi: “…”
"Woo!"
Seeing the two people's suddenly frozen expressions, the girl, who thought she had said something wrong, immediately lowered her head and said timidly: "I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I..."
"Ahahaha, you don't need to apologize!"
Upon seeing this, Swan immediately squatted down, raised his hand and touched the head of the lovely dwarf girl, and smiled and comforted her: "In fact, your answer is very helpful to us!"
Wen Yi, who was standing next to him, curled his lips and said in a very subtle tone: "I have reservations about this..."
"Sir, it's okay!"
After regaining confidence under Swan's comfort, the dwarf priest, who had always been compassionate and dedicated, said loudly, "After all, one of you is a human and the other is an elf. Even if you are not unable to leave offspring, the process will definitely be relatively long. Even if you really have health problems, I can ask my friends in the Abundance Sect to help introduce you to experts from the Pharmacist Association. Yes, my friends in the Fortune Sect can even help find a 'senior unlicensed pharmacist' on the black market, but her agency fee is very high... I may not be able to pay for you two."
sudden--
Wen Yi, with a vein popping out on his forehead, clenched his fists after hearing "Even if you really have a physical problem", and took great effort to squeeze out a twisted smile amid his girlfriend's stifled laughter: "Then I really...thank...you...little girl."
"You are welcome, sir."
The dwarf girl smiled brightly and said a little embarrassedly: "This is the good news of our Lord."
[So how can the black intermediary of the Church of Wealth contact the unlicensed pharmacist in the black market have anything to do with the Gospel of the Sun God? ]
Wen Yi complained loudly in his heart, then gently tugged at Swan's sleeve and gave her a look that said 'it's time to leave'.
The latter completely misunderstood the meaning, turned his head sharply to look at the dwarf girl again, and shouted: "No, no!"
"Ah? What's wrong?"
"What I actually want to ask is, why haven't you tricked us into joining the Sun Cult until now?"
"Eh?" "Not only did I not lie, I didn't even cheat!"
"what?"
"What else? There was an old priest at my previous workplace who tried every way to lure non-believers like us into the Dawn Sect. He would talk to you for three or four hours without drinking a single sip of water. It was scary!"
"I...I think..."
The dwarf girl pursed her lips and said timidly: "Having faith should be a very sacred thing, and it must be something that one takes the initiative to do."
"Ah, so that's why you had to repeat a grade for three whole years before graduating..."
With a sigh, a dwarf priest wearing a golden and red priest robe and holding a wine glass walked in from outside with a wry smile, and said to the bewildered dwarf girl in a serious tone: "You must remember, child, all non-believers are lost lambs, and our Lord is their only destination, so you have an obligation to lend a helping hand to people and let them convert to our Lord's Zeren. They deserve a better life."
The dwarf girl blinked and asked innocently, "Is serving the Lord a better life?"
"Yes, kid."
The dwarf priest pinched the silly nun's face and said seriously, "Of course you will have a better life if you can serve the Lord."
“Then I have served the Lord since I was young…”
"Yes, child, I remember that I baptized you myself."
“But I was held back for three years.”
"..."
……
At the same time, deep in the alley not far from the Sun Cult Church
Noticing that the dwarf priest had the strength of a half-step epic, the man quietly pulled his companion... or should I say, his partner, out of the church while he was talking to the nun. He sighed and glared at the elf girl beside him.
"Can't you be more careful? Master Winter has emphasized to us several times that although our situation has been temporarily stabilized, it is still far from safe!"
The former Marshallese leader, Fenrir Squad Captain of Rock City, [Plague] Ned Fram, had an extremely serious expression.
"But Master Winter also told us to go around and see the situation in the next two days so that we can adapt to our new 'fused' bodies!"
The former Marshal Lord, the scout of Fenrir's team in Dieyan City, [Death] Yinna Chenlu made a face at Ned, and said with her hands on her hips confidently: "I was clearly following his instructions!"
Ned rolled his eyes and dragged Yinna deeper into the alley, saying without looking back: "But the master never told you to break into the church! And it's the church of the Sun Cult! Don't you know that they like to go against undead creatures the most?"
"But that little girl is really cute, Ned, do you think we will have such a cute daughter in the future?"
Looking at the back of her lover, Yinna had a happy smile on her face. She let the other party pull her left and right while making excuses that were not really an excuse.
"will not."
Ned shook his head and said firmly: "We are undead. I have never heard of undead being able to have children."
"But didn't Master Winter say that we are special undeads? Super special ones! So I think we should have a chance!"
"I have my reservations..."
"You're such a killjoy!"
"Well, even if we can give birth, I don't think we will have a daughter as cute as that little priest."
"Why? Will our daughter grow a thick beard like you?"
"Only dwarf girls grow particularly thick beards... No, what I meant was that humans and elves should only give birth to half-elves, but that girl is a dwarf priestess."
"Yes!"
"Why do I feel like you're just teasing me..."
Ned, who saw through his lover's sinister intentions, glanced back at Yinna and said helplessly, "In short, you can't go to the church when you go out in the future. What should we do if something bad happens?"
"Then let's use this ID that Master Winter gave us."
Gina smiled and took out a roll of parchment and shook it, saying happily: "The trainee teacher certificate of Academy City [Naxxramas Comprehensive Academy] has the signatures of two department heads. It will definitely help us turn danger into safety!"
"Don't cause trouble for Master Winter and that benefactor..."
Ned shook his head and said seriously, "They gave us a second life. We can't repay them in such a way that disregards our own safety."
"I know. I can just not go next time."
"Yeah, good boy."
"By the way! Ned Ned, do you think Master Winter's date will go smoothly?"
"Dating?"
"Yes, yes, can't you see? Master Winter went out today to meet a girl!"
"Of course I can't tell. But why are you so sure?"
"Because he changed into a very handsome robe today!"
"That's it?"
"Isn't that enough? When we were still in Fenrir, you would polish your armor to a shine every time we patrolled together."
"...?"
"Don't underestimate how delicate girls are to their loved ones!"
Chapter 2348: End
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