Quadruple split.

Chapter 2741 To Save the People from Suffering

Chapter 2741 To Save the People from Suffering
"Working in 'yourself'?"

Monica looked at Mo Tan with some confusion and asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

"literal meaning."

Mo Tan replied lazily, explaining absentmindedly, "You can understand it as, although I am a narcissistic person, I am also a heterosexual who is extremely self-loathing, understand?"

Monica shook her head without hesitation and said, "I don't understand."

"Yeah, that's understandable."

Mo Tan nodded in satisfaction and sneered, "If you really figure it out, I'm afraid Sleeping Beauty will shatter into pieces on the spot, or the dreams you wove for those people will turn into nightmares that will make your sanity drop just by looking at them."

Upon hearing this, Monica immediately became itchy and moved closer to Mo Tan, peeking out and coaxing, "But I'm so curious!"

However, faced with the beautiful girl's coquettishness, Mo Tan just sneered disdainfully and said indifferently, "Unless you can transform your body below the neck into the fit body you had in that dream, and then wear a three-point bandage, no matter how much you act horny, crazy, or coquettish, I won't waver for even half a second."

Monica: "...Nonsense."

"I thought we were already soulmates."

Mo Tan glanced at Monica with a resentful look, then squatted down with a tense expression, resting his chin on his hand, and began to ponder.

Monica, who had no desire to become that muscular hunk again, didn't bother him. She just sat boredly with her knees drawn up to her chest, not far from Mo Tan, and tried to interact with the little grass next to her, but to no avail.

【well……】

Although she thought she had accepted reality, after realizing for what felt like the umpteenth time that she could not interact with reality no matter what, Monica couldn't help but feel a sense of loss and sighed involuntarily.

at the same time--

"Ah~"

The man next to him, who looked like he was defecating in the grass, also let out a long sigh, revealing an expression of relief mixed with emptiness, as if he had finally won the battle against constipation.

Monica, somewhat annoyed that the atmosphere had been so ruthlessly ruined, glared at Mo Tan and said irritably, "What's wrong with you now?"

"I made a decision!"

Mo Tan suddenly stood up and said seriously, "I want to play first!"

"..."

Monica frowned slightly and remained silent for a while before uttering a succinct "Huh?"

"I said, I want to play first!"

Mo Tan nodded solemnly and said in a deep voice, "There's no time like the present. Let's put [Shadow Fang] aside for now. Since I'm already here, it would be too boring to leave without relaxing a bit!"

Monica forced a smile and said in a dry voice, "So... what exactly do you want?"

"Please look at the big screen!"

Although that's what he said, since there wasn't a large screen, Mo Tan actually just took out a topographical map from his bag, mainly showing the Blood Barbarian region, pointed at it, and asked Monica, "Can you understand this thing?"

Monica glanced at it casually, then gave a rather proud snort and retorted, "Are you questioning the professionalism of the [female bee]?"

“I’ve dealt with you [female bees] quite a bit, so I don’t think you guys are that professional.”

Mo Tan chuckled lightly, then casually changed the subject before Monica could retort, continuing, "So, you can easily find any place up there and take me there?"

Monica nodded and said irritably, "Of course you can. In fact, with the level of detail in your topographical map, any normal person could use this thing to get to where they want to go."

Mo Tan smiled arrogantly: "Which eye of yours saw that I'm a normal person?"

Monica: "..."

"Tsk tsk, still too green."

While sarcastically remarking to Monica, Mo Tan pulled a quill pen from his underwear (Monica: "Where did you hide this thing?!"), drew seventeen or eighteen circles on the map in front of him, and asked the noble and beautiful spirit floating next to him, "I need to visit these places."

"Oh."

Although she didn't have Ji Xiaoge's ridiculously exceptional sense of direction, Monica was definitely a normal person. She glanced at it and asked directly, "So? Do you want me to take you directly to the place closest to where you are now?"

Mo Tan thought for a moment and asked, "So where is our location?"

Monica: "...Are you directionally challenged or an idiot?"

"I'm just conserving my brain resources significantly."

Mo Tan raised his right hand and lightly flicked his forehead, saying arrogantly, "Otherwise, do you really think that this level of navigation could stump me?"

Monica: "...Why does something like this take such a big toll on your brain?"

"Shut up, woman."

Mo Tan pulled out the Sleeping Beauty sword from its sheath at his waist and held it to his lips, coldly threatening, "Otherwise, I'll start licking you."

"I'm just lodging in there, it's not mine at all... Hey! Stop! I know! I'll show you the way now, so take that wicked tongue back!"

Monica was startled by Mo Tan's pretense of licking it and quickly stopped him from doing something he was sure he would do if she didn't stop him. She rushed to the map, pointed to a certain place, and said in a fast voice, "We are in this location right now. According to what you just drew, if you want to get to the nearest marker, you can get there in about half an hour if you travel at full speed."

Mo Tan then released his Sleeping Beauty, sheathed it, and slowly stood up, asking in a light tone, "Very well, then I'll trouble you to lead the way, my dear."

"Leading the way is no problem..."

Monica sighed weakly and reminded her, "But that's on the premise that your map is up-to-date. After all, things happen in the Blood Barbarian lands almost every day. Plus, the place you marked doesn't look like an elite garrison. If it's just an ordinary settlement, it wouldn't be surprising if it were wiped out at any time."

Mo Tan nodded slightly and said nonchalantly, "No problem. Although what I have here isn't the latest, I'm very familiar with the changes in the Blood Barbarian Region over this period of time."

"This period of time..."

Monica, who had been inseparable from 'Tanmo' all this time, muttered something under her breath, then quickly put that little question out of her mind and began to perform her duties—

"Let's go, I'll lead the way."

"it is good!"

"Hey, you're going the wrong way!"

"what?"

"Do you really want to go back to Violet City that badly?"

Isn't that north?

"It's Nan!!!"

"Ha, it seems I've lost my way on the path of life again."

"What are you trying to look cool about! This frequency of getting lost is absolutely lame! It's not cool at all!"

"You're so nagging! I don't recall ever training you to be a comedian!"

"Whose fault is it?!"

……

One hour later, in the Blood Barbarian Region, within the territory of the Steelmane Tribe, in front of 'Dustmud Village'
"who?"

With a soft shout, two arrows whistled through the air and landed firmly in front of the uninvited guest's shoes. In fact, if the visitor had not been a clean-cut human, but a member of a dark and malevolent force such as a lizardman, boarman, grey dwarf, or harpy, those two arrows would probably have already pierced his knees.

"It's me."

The unassuming young man, with his simple hairstyle, appearance, equipment, build, and demeanor, and a long sword at his waist, paused for a moment, then pointed to himself and said, "It's me! It's me!"

whoosh-

In the next instant, two agile figures descended from the big tree at the village entrance, landing on the left and right sides of the newcomer.

"What era are we living in? Why are they still doing this 'It's me, it's me, scam' thing?"

The tall lizardman thief smirked and glared at the man in front of him, saying irritably, "Explain yourself clearly: who are you, and what are you doing here!"

"Hey, it's me!"

The man kept repeating the same phrase, pointing to his face, which was truly unrecognizable, and saying repeatedly, "It's me!"

The lizardman thief rolled his eyes, brandished two short knives, and said menacingly, "Listen, kid, I'm not in the mood for jokes right now. Since you're already here, you either explain who you are, or come with us and suffer a bit, otherwise..."

"Wait a moment!"

Just then, the female orc ranger with eight-pack abs, who had been deep in thought, suddenly interrupted her companion. Under the other's bewildered gaze, she turned to the unassuming young man and said in a trembling voice, "Could it be...you..."

"correct."

The other person nodded vigorously and said repeatedly, "It's me!"

"Really you?"

"It really is me!"

"You...you're real?"

"Yes, it's true!"

"Really you?"

"My true self!"

"You really……"

"Stop! Stop right there!"

After three rounds of this bizarre conversation, the lizardman thief, who had been completely oblivious to the situation, finally couldn't take it anymore and interrupted them, exclaiming in utter disbelief, "What? Who is it? Explain yourself!"

"No, buddy!"

The ranger companion on duty next to him, a nun from the "Hidden Leaf Clan" under Romeo and the Pig Overnight, who was also a member of the same group as the lizardman thief Snail Fortune, looked at him with disbelief and asked in astonishment, "You don't know who he is?"

Completely bewildered, Luo Sifu exclaimed, "Why should I know who he is?!"

The young man standing in front of the two exclaimed, "It's me! It's me!"

"Are you out of your mind, kid?"

Luo Sifu frowned and turned to look at his companion, whose face was flushed: "So who exactly is this person?"

"He...he...he's the big..."

"big?"

"big big big……"

"Big big?"

"Big Flower..."

"flower?"

"Big Flower... Leading..."

"Fuck!!!"

Suddenly realizing what was happening, Luo Sifu jumped three feet high and screamed in a voice that could almost shatter their eardrums: "A giant morning glory?!?!"

"Ah."

The unremarkable young man finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "I am a morning glory."

"Y-you...you really are a morning glory?!"

Perhaps because the other party's appearance was indeed not very distinctive, when watching the individual battles, I was basically only focused on the brave Ya Ya who was not afraid of difficulties, Gu Xiaole, and Ji Xiaoge's snail fortune. Despite trying my best to recall, I still couldn't match the ordinary-looking man in front of me with the ordinary-looking morning glory in my memory.

However, deep down, he had already believed this conclusion. The reason was simple: firstly, the nun next to him who was scrubbing the bathhouse was a huge fan of morning glory, so there was virtually no possibility of him mistaking his idol; secondly, it was rare to find someone with such an indistinguishable appearance, so if the other person could leave such a blank impression on him, it was probably pretty close to the truth.

"I am indeed a morning glory."

The person who was definitely not a morning glory smiled shyly and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I just wanted to see if my unremarkable face could be remembered, so I played a little prank."

"No, no, no, no! Don't apologize! You... no, you don't need to apologize at all!"

The nun, who was so excited that she was incoherent, shook her hand so hard it was like a blur, and said repeatedly, "I just didn't react because I never expected to have the honor of meeting you. As for the person next to me, he's a lecherous scoundrel who doesn't remember anything except the face of a pretty girl."

"What I'm saying is, whether you look at your game ID or your true nature, you're the one who's the pervert, right?"

Luo Sifu glared at his friend whom he had only recently met, then nervously turned his gaze to the simply dressed Morning Glory, and hesitated, "You...you're really a Morning Glory? Morning Glory is very strong, and you're dressed like this..."

"This is the reward for the champion of the [Debate on Guilt - Individual Battle]."

Fake Ox casually pulled out a dagger from his waist and handed it to Snail Fu: "You can take a look."

"hiss!"

Luo Sifu, who subconsciously glanced at the [Sleeping Beauty] panel, was shocked and exclaimed, "The only legend!?"

"Ah."

Before the other party could see the words 'Equipment Requirements: Tanmo,' Fake Bull swiftly sheathed his dagger, returning it to its leather sheath at his waist. He shrugged and said, "Besides that, I don't seem to have anything else to prove myself. To be honest, for some embarrassing reasons, I can't always show my strength. But if you really want to see... would you mind if I went and wiped out the West (Monica: East!)... Hehe, the Steelmane Tribe's legion base in the East?"

"No, no, no!"

Confused as to why the other party suddenly let out a strange laugh, Luo Sifu immediately shook his head frantically, saying repeatedly, "Boss Hei Fan instructed that we cannot act rashly! We must keep a low profile!"

"Then my identity..."

"We believe you! We believe you! So, Brother Niu, why did you come here this time...?"

"To save the people from suffering."

Chapter 2732: The End

If it looks familiar, just look at the previous chapter; it should then look familiar again.

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