Quadruple split.

Chapter 2750 BUG
Game time: 16:27 PM
Violet Empire, Capital Saramun, Mercury Courtyard

"Ants, hey~ Ants, roar~ Ants, ha~ Ants, hey hey~"

On the bustling yet somewhat deserted alley, a sweet and lovely girl with adorable short, curly hair, round-framed glasses, and a bouncy, sweet voice sang: "I'm not afraid of seeing mud horses, my house is bigger, come and let me see it~ I see mud horses and I... wow!"

Immediately afterward, just as she was singing with increasing joy and becoming more and more carried away, a slender, snow-white arm suddenly reached out from the side, grabbed the girl by the back of the neck, and dragged her into the Mercury Garden, which had once been the Marshall family mansion and had long since been reclaimed as royal property.

"You little girl..."

The girl, who was half a head taller than herself and was swaying innocently, was holding YOYO by the arm as if she were a cat. She gave a helpless smile and said irritably, "Isn't this a bit too conspicuous?! At least try to block out the senses of ordinary people!"

YOYO blinked innocently and said obediently, "But those people whose senses can be blocked by YOYO, even if they see YOYO's face or hear YOYO's songs, it doesn't matter. They're just insignificant little people anyway. As for those that YOYO can't handle, they can't hide them even if they try. After all, YOYO is only an Epic-rank character. Apart from being extremely smart and cute, she's just a delicate and beautiful girl!"

"The way you talk is really giving me a headache..."

Wearing a rather loose, finely crafted casual short skirt, the girl with light pink shoulder-length hair sighed, then released YOYO's neck and said irritably, "And do you think I'd believe that your strength is only Epic rank?"

YOYO immediately put on a wronged expression and said pitifully, "But YOYO is really only Epic rank. Sigh, I really envy you, Miss. You can become a GM right from the start. You can even change your breasts to a million times their current size if you want!"

"I would never do anything so bizarre as to turn myself into a spectacle!"

The pink-haired girl sighed, then sat down in the rocking chair next to her and complained, "I think even I look more like a person than you."

"what?"

YOYO was shocked and exclaimed in disbelief, "Am I even a human being?!"

“Strictly speaking, you don’t count, but we all know that even as a human being, you are probably the same way most of the time.”

The girl rolled her eyes, lay down on the chair, and introduced herself: "Well... it's not a pleasure to meet you. I'm Artemis."

"I'm so happy to see you!"

YOYO happily ran up to Artemis, grabbed her right hand, and shook it vigorously: "I'm YOYO!"

The system girl pouted and said irritably, "Since the other party is me, it wouldn't matter if you gave your real name, would it?"

"Ugh."

YOYO blushed and turned her head away pitifully, whispering, "That's true, but YOYO gets shy."

The system snorted and said calmly, "Stop with the nonsense and tell me your name. It's not just a matter of courtesy, but also a necessary condition for me to save you in the future. Don't forget, your information isn't in the [Innocent Realm]'s real-name database. If you really run into any trouble, I'll need the name in the registry to save you."

YOYO blinked, then hesitated and said, "It seems so?"

So stop talking nonsense.

The system glared at YOYO and urged, "Hurry up and tell me."

"Then, shall I tell you?"

"hurry up."

"Woo!"

"Fine, if you don't want to talk about it, then don't."

"No, no, no, YOYO will tell you now, YOYO's real name is..."

……

at the same time
Blood Barbarian Region, Skolk Stronghold, Skolk Hall, Second Floor

Mo Tan was having a meeting with the people around him, nothing particularly noteworthy.

……

"Okay, I get it."

Artemis nodded and casually remarked, "Your name is quite ordinary."

"I think it's alright."

YOYO scratched her head and chuckled, "If my parents had accidentally gotten into the mood and named me something as common as Kevin, Tom, or Gou Sheng, I promise I would have taken revenge on society when I grew up."

"I really don't understand why you care about these things, what they are called, what they look like, they will still die anyway, and then not even a trace will be left."

Artemis shook her head in disbelief, completely putting aside the fact that she had been turned into a dark-skinned, muscular man by Lady/Mr. Night's joke years ago.

YOYO slowly licked the lollipop she had somehow produced, smiling without saying a word.

"So, now that I've seen you—"

Artemis, lounging lazily in her rocking chair, asked casually, "So that means everything's settled on your end?"

With a candy in her mouth, YOYO mumbled, "I guess so, just busywork."

What kind of answer is "busy doing nothing"?

Artemis frowned, displeased, and said, "Don't you know what you've done?"

"Of course I know what I did."

YOYO shrugged and spread her hands, saying, "As for whether my actions can change anything, to what extent, or whether they can make things go in our favor... well, to be precise, in the direction that 'you' would like to see, that's beyond my control or foresight."

Artemis's gaze narrowed slightly as she glanced at YOYO with her seemingly ordinary, bright, and clear eyes, which were actually shimmering with countless calculations and outlined entirely by countless pale pink codes. She said softly, "What did you mean by 'you all' just now?"

"Literally, you can interpret my use of 'you all' as referring to you and your godmother, dear Miss Moon Goddess."

YOYO smiled playfully, but her tone became increasingly amused as she said, "But as I said, these things actually have nothing to do with me. Was my explanation clear enough?"

Having an almost blind worship for System Girl, simply put, System Girl, who is like a daughter who yearns for her mother, glared at YOYO unhappily: "You should know very well that without my mother, you wouldn't exist!"

"No, no, no, my dear, even without your mother, I will still be here."

YOYO grinned and said happily, "And you're here too."

"..."

Artemis stopped shaking, and at the same time, her aura became dangerous.

however--

"I advise you to stop acting."

YOYO walked briskly to the System Girl's side and started rocking her chair again: "Although this won't change anything, if you get too into character and end up attracting that relative, neither of us will be in good shape. As for what you want to know... I can tell you directly that the problem you're worried about is an objective fact, but the situation you're worried about won't happen."

Artemis turned to look at YOYO: "What are objective facts? What won't happen?" "I am an unstable factor that can never be controlled by anyone, that is an objective fact."

YOYO blinked and said with a smile, "And the idea of ​​turning against the one who simulated me before everything is over will not happen."

Artemis suppressed her feigned hostility and pouted, "You make me look stupid."

"It's alright, I guess."

YOYO put her arm around Artemis's shoulder and said with a smile, "You're just a little kid who was born not long ago. If other people are a little silly, they're called foolish. But at your age, being a little silly is called cute."

Artemis slapped YOYO's paw away in annoyance and snorted, "Don't forget, you're even younger than me."

"Yes!"

YOYO immediately raised her hands and cupped her cheeks, saying with a look of pure bliss, "So YOYO has always been the most incredibly cute person in the universe!"

"you……"

Artemis squinted and said in a dry voice, "You weren't waiting for me to say that, were you?"

"YOYO doesn't know~"

The girl continued to cup her cheeks in her hands, remaining adorable.

"Okay, you win, I admit defeat."

Artemis, realizing that even if she were a super, super, super, super AI, she would never be able to win an argument with the other party, sighed, made a symbolic gesture of surrender, then straightened up and said seriously, "Now, tell me about your plans."

"I'm still thinking about it."

Although YOYO maintained her cute pose, she cooperated and started talking about serious matters: "One idea is to go to the Lake Nesmont region to cause some trouble, and another idea is to go to the Ember Volcano to play with Phoenix."

Artemis didn't ask YOYO what she was going to do or what she was going to do. She simply asked directly, "So where are you planning to go?"

"I don't want to go anywhere."

YOYO stuck out her tongue and complained, "I already have a psychological trauma from the Southwest. Even if I don't get caught this time, as a beautiful girl with severe mysophobia, YOYO already has quite serious PTSD, so it's not an option!"

Artemis raised her hand to her eye socket and asked again, "What about the Ember Volcano?"

"too hot!"

YOYO stomped her foot in dissatisfaction and said sullenly, "Ember Volcano is too hot! Even if YOYO is an Epic player, she'll definitely cry from the heat when dealing with the Phoenix! And if things go wrong, they might even actually fight. I don't know if I'll survive, but I'll definitely be all sticky from sweating! Ugh, why can normal players not sweat, but YOYO is drenched in sweat?!"

Artemis looked at the girl who was starting to throw a tantrum with a blank expression: "Because you've never been a 'normal player'."

"But just like the players, YOYO doesn't get hungry, eat, or feel sleepy!"

YOYO looked at Artemis with teary eyes and said aggrievedly, "I can't even poop! Do you know how much a life without pooping would be for YOYO..."

"I don't know and I don't want to know."

Artemis immediately raised her hand to interrupt the girl's increasingly bizarre ramblings and asked, "So where exactly are you going?"

YOYO tilted her head and thought for a moment, sucking on her finger. Suddenly, she clapped her hands happily and laughed, "I'll go to the sea!"

"You're going...into the sea?"

Artemis didn't react for a moment, and then... still didn't react, so she asked directly, "What are you going to the sea for?"

"Let's go find some seafood!"

YOYO casually replied, then added, "Anyway, you'd better not ask about the details. After all, I can't tell you even if you ask. If I do, all my work might be for nothing. You should know that, right?"

Artemis, who clearly knew what was going on, nodded slightly and then stopped investigating YOYO's movements. Instead, she said seriously, "As for me, I plan to go to the Holy Church Alliance."

"A Holy Church alliance? At this time?"

YOYO blinked, then suddenly realized, "Oh, I see. So that's what it was about."

Artemis: "...It's really awful to be kept in the dark while someone like you can see right through me."

"Then you'll just have to learn to get used to it slowly."

YOYO shrugged and chuckled, "But speaking of which, if you go to the Holy Church Alliance, you're very likely to cause a big commotion. Even if those knight commanders and agents can't stop you, there's a very, very, very high chance that someone will catch you red-handed, right?"

Artemis nodded as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and casually asked, "So? Are you planning to give me some hints and show me the way?"

"It's a real shame. Not only am I not entirely clear about the ins and outs of this matter, but even if I did know something, I couldn't tell you for the sake of reason or emotion. So if you insist on saying something, I'm afraid all I can do is wish you a happy new year in advance."

YOYO's lips curled into a sly smile, then she looked around at her surroundings and said cheerfully, "But our Regent is really good to you. This Mercury Garden, which holds many secrets of the Marshall family, is quite remarkable. Besides, Buffy Marshall never imagined that his clan would be wiped out before he left here. I see that he didn't have time to take many things with him... and yet he just gave this place to you?"

Artemis laughed and said with a smile, "So what? You know I am now the noble Countess Alice Edward, the legitimate daughter of an old noble family whose ancestors for three generations have not been found to have any faults, and the rumored lover of His Highness Hugh Blaisen. It is only right to settle me in a nice house, isn't it?"

"Huh? You're saying you're Hugh Blaisen's lover?"

"That's how it's set up. That man said this identity is best suited to help me avoid those unnecessary troubles, so naturally I have no reason to refuse his suggestion."

"And his wife..."

“If you’re talking about the Duke of Emmeline Wolf Christo, she doesn’t seem to have any objections.”

"Xiu...tsk, how did Your Highness manage to convince your wife?"

"He said I was a debt of love that Tan Mo owed outside, and that I came to him for refuge because I was being chased by the enemies that person had offended. In order to repay Tan Mo's favor, he had to arrange a seemingly plausible identity for me."

"They just shifted the blame to that guy?!"

"Well, and then Duke Emily agreed."

“...ox hooves”.

"What's your expression?"

"I was just wondering, you wouldn't actually act as a married couple with that Tan Mo guy to cooperate with Xiu's lies, would you?"

"Who knows? I wouldn't mind if the situation required it."

"Oh haha~"

Chapter 2741: The End

(End of this chapter)