Quadruple split.

Chapter 2873 A Myriad of Weather Phenomena
"..."

After a brief silence, the typist sighed silently and hesitated, "Maybe I shouldn't go back?"

Po Douluo sneered, crossed his arms, and said with a smile, "Alright, let's see if Xiao Yu will kill you later."

"Gan."

The typist cursed irritably, "So what caused Wanqian to go crazy this time? Was it because Beibei wouldn't give her kisses and hugs? Did the gay couple she's shipping officially announce their heterosexual relationships? Did she lose a fight with her own sister? Or did she spread celebrity gossip and get attacked by the victim's fans?"

Soul Douluo shook his head and replied succinctly, "Neither."

Typing Warrior: "...Is there anything more ridiculous?"

"Ugh."

Soul Douluo clutched his head, two visible veins bulging on his forehead, and said in a dry voice, "This is a long story, mainly..."

"Chairman! Ah!"

In the blink of an eye, accompanied by a piercing, sharp explosion, a slender figure suddenly darted out of the dark street, crashing straight into the typing soldier, wailing pitifully, "You old man, you have to do me justice! Aaaaaaahh ...

The next moment, the figure who had been rushing too fast and hadn't been able to stop in time staggered, then fell face-first to the ground in a position with a difficulty rating of at least 9.5, slapping the ground half a meter in front of the typing warrior with a thud, twitching twice and then remaining still.

"Um……"

The typing warrior hesitated for a moment, then, as if he hadn't seen the strange man in front of him, asked the Soul Douluo beside him, "Where were we?"

"Now that I've said my piece, I should go. Take care of yourself."

Po Douluo had no intention of cooperating at all; after saying that, he tried to turn and leave.

"stop!"

As a result, the typist grabbed the other person's arm and angrily said, "We haven't explained ourselves yet, why are you leaving!"

"Go ask him yourself if you want to know!"

Po Douluo also got anxious, forcefully swinging his arm and shouting angrily, "Don't touch me!"

Unfortunately, although a normal Soul Douluo could easily send the Typing Warrior flying in this situation, now that the latter has advanced to the Epic rank, even though he is a Dark Knight with strength as his main attribute and a strong physique, he couldn't break free from the Typing Warrior's grip for a while. The woman on the ground, whom the two called the Madwoman, seemed to be the most madwoman in [Burning Fire], and she struggled to lift her face.

Admittedly, it was a fairly pretty face. Although it didn't quite match the natural beauty of people like Yu Chen, Ji Xiaodao, and Shuang Ye, it was still quite pretty. Plus, with the elven race's inherent beauty-enhancing qualities, this girl with the game ID 'Qi Xiang Wan Qian' was indeed a beauty.

The first thing the beautiful woman did after looking up was to grab the typist's leg and cry out in tears, "President! President, you have to stand up for me! President, you have to take this seriously! President, we really can't delay any longer, I can't take it anymore! How the hell am I supposed to live? Ah Po is a monster! He has no conscience! President, ahh ...

Typing Warrior: "..."

Soul Douluo: "..."

"Speak, Ah Po."

The typist sighed and asked leisurely, "When did you ruin Wanqian?"

"Listen, you bitch."

Po Douluo stared at the other party expressionlessly and said firmly, "I'd rather get sterilized on the spot than have any abnormal relationship with this lunatic."

"I thought so too, so... Wanqian, what are you up to?"

The typist, who readily accepted this explanation, nodded, then reluctantly turned his gaze to the elf girl who was clinging tightly to his leg, whose usual ID was "Crazy Woman with Ever-Changing Weather".

Qi Xiang Wan Qian is a member of the [Burning Fire] guild and one of the few female officers. Although she has little gaming experience and her seniority only extends from the start of [Aurasi Chronicles], her presence within the guild is terrifyingly strong.

In short—madness!

It's not the kind of vicious, insane madness like that of Po Douluo, nor the kind of natural madness of Seventy-Six Clubs who takes everything lightly; nor is it the kind of ruthless, goal-oriented, yet insidious, nature of Typing Warrior. This girl's madness is simply because she... is naturally prone to going crazy, to the point that many times people wonder if there's nothing left in this world that she cares about.

The advantage of this personality is that it is controllable. When she needs to be reliable, she will almost always deliver a reliable performance, so she will almost never let you down at crucial moments. She is a very rare and precious reliable person in the group [Burning Fire], where accidents are frequent.

The downside is that, unless it's a critical moment, she can be incredibly annoying, the kind that can drive you crazy. She especially likes to make a big deal out of small things, overreact, and be hysterical. Simply put, she can be very disruptive in 'everyday' situations, making it hard to imagine how she manages to maintain such a high level of emotional intensity all day long.

This time, she clearly lost her temper over something trivial again.

"This is no small matter! This is no small matter!!!"

结果在意识到打字战士的表情变化后，气象万千立刻梗着脖子震声道：“这次真不是小事！我我我……人家！人家这次好不容易找到真爱了！结果却被一个他妈的破神棍棒打了鸳鸯，人家嗓子都哭哑了啊！眼泪都流干了啊！结果那个神棍一点都不怜香惜玉，为了横刀夺爱甚至还把人家揍了一顿！还有阿魄哥！他不帮我也就罢了，竟然给帮那个死神棍说话，呜呜呜呜，我恨啊！我恨我没能保护好我的宝宝啊！我的心头肉啊！我的小可爱啊！我的命中注定啊啊啊啊啊！！！”

"..."

The Typing Warrior glanced expressionlessly at Qi Xiang Wanqian, who was clinging to his leg and wailing, then turned to the Po Douluo, who looked pained, and asked, "So, what's wrong? Did this guy steal a woman from the Holy Church's allies?"

Soul Douluo shook his head: "No."

"Oh? So you're stealing men from those allied with the Holy Church?"

"No."

"So, it's about competing with other righteous religious sects outside of the Holy Church for men or women? Like the Dark Night Cult or the Blood God Cult?"

"No, the people on the other side aren't followers of those gods."

"what?"

"It's a player."

"She found a boyfriend, but another player stole him away?"

"Uh..." Seeing an ominous glint in the Typing Warrior's eyes, Soul Douluo quickly explained, "After listening to both sides' statements briefly, I felt that Wan Qian was not in the right."

"so what?"

The typist stroked his chin and muttered, "Feelings are irrational. If Wanqian really intends to find a good family and settle down, I'll support her no matter what..."

Po Douluo: "She's taken a liking to someone else's cat."

Typing Warrior: "...?"

"President!!!"

Meanwhile, Qi Xiang Wan Qian continued to cling to the typing warrior's leg and howl incessantly, shouting loudly, "We are true love!"

Typing Warrior: "...Who is your true love?"

"Xiao Changbai and I are truly in love!"

Qi Xiangwan sniffled, then tugged hard at the typist's trouser leg, exclaiming, "I've never met a child so close to me in my entire life! She's such a good child!"

"OK, shut up."

The Typing Warrior sighed, then said directly to Soul Douluo, "Explain it simply in language I can understand."

Then, Soul Douluo explained what he knew in simple language that typing warriors could understand.

Five minutes later, with Po Douluo's explanation and vivid embellishments, the Typing Warrior finally managed to grasp the full picture of the situation.

Basically it is—

Because of the guild's needs, she went on a business trip to the Northwest Continent a while ago. In the Wilderness of Spirits, she had a fateful encounter. To put it simply, she picked up a cat.

To be fair, finding a stray cat isn't uncommon in the daily lives of typing warriors and Soul Douluos; in fact, it's quite common. But the problem is...

Neither in the real world nor in the Realm of Innocence do cats that are 150 centimeters long and weigh nearly 120 kilograms!

The closest creature of the same size in the game is called the "Demon Blade Throat," while outside the game it's called the Jaguar.

【Demon Blade Throat】is a mid-tier magical beast that prefers to live in groups. It is known for its powerful explosive force and sharp teeth that can easily shatter ordinary steel. It also has a constitution that is compatible with negative energy and wind elements. It is very rare, and its teeth, magic cores and fur are all valuable materials.

As for the jaguar... it's the jaguar.

However, the creature encountered by Qi Xiang Wan Qian, as confirmed by Po Douluo, has absolutely no connection with [Demon Blade Throat] or jaguar. In fact, the creature that Qi Xiang Wan Qian named Changbai is, from any perspective, a cat.

To be more specific, it's a hybrid of a silver shaded tabby and a tabby cat.

That's right, it's the kind of cat that's extremely popular in the family pet market outside of games—with its dense, soft fur, small collarbone, short muzzle, round eyes, thick neck, relatively short limbs, and several spherical paw pads on its feet; its tongue is covered with keratinized, filamentous, hook-shaped papillae that are widely distributed.

The problem is that although there are cat-like half-orcs in the Realm of Innocence, and even some creatures that look very similar to felines, they are very different from the cats that people are familiar with in reality. As for cats that are widely known to modern people, such as silver shaded cats, tabby cats, and Ragdolls, they do not exist in the Realm of Innocence at all.

Most importantly, even outside of the game, there is absolutely no such thing as a cat that is 150 centimeters long and weighs nearly 120 kilograms!

But this thing, which is completely contrary to the common sense of the two worlds, was actually encountered by the weather. After the girl took a liking to the cat at first sight and used dried fish and other snacks to lure it, the relationship between the two quickly heated up and became uncontrollable in the blink of an eye.

According to Wanqian's plan, this wonderful little darling should naturally return to [Burning Fire] with her, her good older sister, so that the two of them can live a life of luxury, inseparable, grow old together, and be entwined in love forever.

Just as she made up her mind to take the little (?) cat she named Changbai away, a clueless man appeared out of nowhere. Not only that, but the moment he appeared, he declared that he was Changbai's owner and that he would not allow Wanqian to take away his pet under any circumstances.

On the other side, Qi Wanqian, who had emerged from the fire, realized that the other party was not easy to deal with. Although he pretended to agree, he secretly planned to take advantage of the other party's inattention and deliver a fatal blow. So, the second after the misunderstanding was cleared up, he picked up a dagger and stabbed the other party with a desperate strike.

Unfortunately, the results were minimal.

After painstakingly filtering out a massive barrage of trash talk from Weather Wonders himself, the Typing Warrior finally pieced together the whole story from that deluge of garbage. In short, the charlatan used only two fingers to catch Weather Wonders's "Desperate Strike," without even scratching him, and then very kindly spared the latter's life when he was down to his last shred of health.

After that, the cat owner, who was staying in Anka Market for some reason, was harassed by the weather for three whole days. The cat owner used every means at his disposal, including assassination, poisoning, acting cute, bribing, crying pitifully, threatening to call the police, etc., but he could not do anything to the cat owner or take the cat back.

Until Po Douluo passed through Anka Market and planned to take Qi Xiang Wanqian with him, she never touched that cat again, not even once.

And then—

"I had a brief exchange with that guy."

Po Douluo crossed his arms and said seriously, "If it's a fight to the death, I'll definitely be the one who survives. But I can also sense that if the other party is determined to run away, even if he's carrying a fat cat weighing over a hundred pounds, I have no chance of stopping him."

"Fair skin and not fat!!!"

Qi Xiang Wan Qian's eyes immediately turned bloodshot as she lunged at Po Douluo, screaming, "She's at the age where she's developing!"

Bah!
"all in all……"

Po Douluo, who casually slapped the magnificent Qihan to the ground with the blade of his sword, shrugged and said indifferently, "I basically believe that 'Bai Mo's' explanation. After all, there really isn't such a big fat cat in the [Realm of Innocence]. But if it's a magical beast cultivated by a special profession through special means... well, the kind of monster Bai Mo mentioned, then it makes sense."

"really."

The typing warrior nodded slightly and affirmed, "I have an impression of that Bai Mo. He fought with that great Yin-Yang Master from the Haunted Church. That guy's methods... are indeed a bit unconventional. It's not surprising that he could raise such a fat cat."

"Yeah, I think so too, so I didn't help Wanqian snatch that fat cat. I just dragged her back with my bare hands."

"A wise decision."

"You two..."

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[Ambidextrous] + [Desperate Strike - Double Strike]!
"Fat cat, fat cat, fat cat, fat cat, so annoying!!!"

Chapter 2864: The End