Quadruple split.

Chapter 338 Farce
The situation quickly got out of control. Just five seconds after Mo Tan received Ji Xiaoge's friend message, the weird store door was knocked open from the outside. A customer who was about the same age as the other two customers The girl appeared at the door, glaring at the combination of her boyfriend + best friend with red eyes, her little hands tucked into her sleeves trembling slightly, speechless for a long time.

The scene was very embarrassing...

The stiff atmosphere lasted about ten seconds. Ferry, who felt extremely awkward in the low air pressure, finally couldn't help breaking the silence. He coughed dryly, and cautiously extended his hand to the new visitor at the door: "Well, welcome... Do you want some poop candies?"

"What are you doing?!"

The employer of Mo Tan and the others, Xiao Mu, a classmate of Isa and Phyllis, seems to have just noticed that there are other people here. Shaking his head: "No, thank you."

Joe also took a step forward, and while taking something out of his pocket, he smiled at the new guest whose temperament suddenly softened: "Then are you going to try..."

"not going to."

The human girl with short black hair smiled gently, her black eyes, which were the same color as her hair, curved into two beautiful crescents, but gradually began to exude some kind of substantive killing intent: "Sorry, Excuse me, can I have a little chat with my good friend... and my boyfriend?"

In front of that cute and kind smiling face, not only Brother Rice who is the owner of the shop, but even Mo Tan who was standing in the corner subconsciously took a step back, almost stepping on a boot that was stepping on the rhythm of stretching exercises.

"Issa, I trust you so much..."

The girl looked at her boyfriend in front of her without joy or sorrow, except for a few electric arcs occasionally bursting out around her, her expression and tone were extremely calm: "Why do you want to do such a thing?"

[This question is very good, please explain it quickly, then everything will be fine. 】

Mo Tan heaved a sigh of relief, and he was very grateful that his employer, who went to the Adventurer's Guild two days ago to issue a task of catching rape, did not slash without saying anything, but calmly, at least on the surface, chose calmly. Language communication, that's right, there is no misunderstanding in this world that cannot be resolved with language...

"Sorry, Mu, I was wrong."

In the next second, the ashen-faced boyfriend actually sighed deeply and made an expression of 'although you didn't question me, but I have nothing to say'.

【Where did you go wrong! ? 】

Whether it was Mo Tan, Brother Rice, or Ji Xiaoge who was squatting at the door of the store with his head poking out his head, they were all fooled by this guy.

In addition, according to observations, the girl with ponytails next to Issa was also dumbfounded.

"You can tell me directly..."

Mo Tan's employer lowered his head, his eyes that were slowly losing their brilliance gradually began to fill with mist, and murmured in a low voice: "Why did you keep it from me?"

Issa shrank her neck and replied hesitantly: "I also had a sudden whim."

Snapped!
There was a crisp slap sound, but it wasn't the girl named Xiao Mu who slapped Isa, but Ferry slapped his forehead hard, and lamented softly: "A sudden whim can hurt you!" good."

"I can see that I'm not a fool!"

Xiao Mu didn't notice what was happening around her at all, she just bit her lip and said, "You've been so abnormal these days, not only do you often disappear for no apparent reason, but you also want to say something to me several times... ...No matter how stupid I am, I should find out."

[Quickly speak clearly!It's obviously just preparing a birthday present in secret, why let the conversation develop in such a weird place! 】

Mo Tan's eyes hidden under the hood fixedly stared at Issa, wishing to use his thoughts to convey to him the correct way to survive.

then……

The young man turned his face away with a blushing face: "It was my mistake, me, I have no experience in this area."

"Pfft, what the hell am I... puff..."

Joe fell directly to the ground, his whole body twitching and shaking, and it wasn't until Ferry stuffed a lump of poop candy into his mouth that he regained his composure, and after a few convulsions, he stopped moving.

Mo Tan, who was praying for a successful outcome of this matter, almost gritted his teeth. If Brother Rice hadn't been afraid of finding out who he was, he would have rushed out to explain the ins and outs of this matter, but now I can only count on Ji Xiaoge...

[Send a message to let her come out to smooth things over. 】

Mo Tan nervously glanced at the employer's gloomy expression that was about to drip out of water and his increasingly 'brilliant' smile, sighed secretly, then turned his head to look outside the door where Ji Xiaoge was squatting just now. I saw a badminton that was rolling around crazily.

[Oh, it's over, she must have laughed out loud...]

Thinking of the girl's weird, unhuman smile, Mo Tan felt like dying right now.

"No experience? Hehe~"

Although Xiao Mu was smiling at the boyfriend who was about to become an 'ex-boyfriend' or a 'corpse' in front of her, her voice was as cold as ever: "Do you mean that you can become proficient after a few more times?"

"I think it's okay!"

The boyfriend classmate said loudly.

【I know you are showing your loyalty!But in this context, don't you think there are still many words that can make yourself alive? ! 】

Mo Tan had already started roaring in his heart.

"It's...so bad!"

Disappointing tears finally fell from the corners of Mu Xiaomu's eyes. She clenched her fists and said to Phyllis who had been silent by her side since just now: "Feifei, you... did you hear what he said? I will fall in love with this kind of person!"

Phyllis looked up at the sky blankly at forty-five degrees, and murmured in an imperceptible voice: "It's probably because of being blind... Let's kill this idiot with a brain problem together, and then we will pay for ours." Cheers to friendship..."

"Sorry, Phyllis."

Issa, who has not figured out the situation so far, turned her head and shrugged at the former in embarrassment, and said apologetically, "I should have guessed that Xiao Mu would find something wrong, thanks to your cooperation."

"Don't talk to me! You idiot!"

The girl with ponytails, who could no longer regain her energy, took half a step back and shouted sharply, "Idiots are contagious!"

[Then you can explain it to him, sister! 】

In desperation, Mo Tan lightly bumped his head against the back of his hand, feeling that he was not well.

Issa lowered her shoulders, lowered her eyebrows, and walked slowly in front of Xiao Mu, pointing fingers like a girl, and asked eagerly, "Will you forgive me?"

The girl looked at him coldly: "You did this kind of thing and kept it from me for so long, and now you want me to forgive you?"

"I just wanted to surprise you!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone was shocked.

[This guy is really a genius for chatting! 】

Anyway, Mo Tan put his hand on the hilt of his waist for the first time. Of course, it wasn't because he wanted to kill anyone, he just didn't want that idiot to be killed by his girlfriend!

Things were indeed developing in this direction. Looking at the girl beside her who started to flicker with electric arcs, even the twin bosses who had been smiling all the time put their hands behind their backs solemnly and grabbed a handful of poop candy.

Regardless of why they grabbed the poop candy, in the eyes of everyone, Isa, who said loudly, "I just want to give you a surprise", has already leaped towards the Huohuo hatchet in a gesture similar to a split in the air .

Xiao Mu gritted her silver teeth lightly: "Issa, you..."

"Oh, really..."

Phyllis muttered something in a low voice, then walked to Isa and took out the box from his pocket, and pouted at her friend: "He just wanted to buy you a birthday present."

"Eh?"

The girl who was still covered in electric arcs just now widened her eyes.

Issa gave Phyllis a strange look: "Didn't Xiao Mu already know..."

"Shut up, useless." Phyllis pushed aside an idiot who was so dull that he looked like an old-fashioned harem hero, and stuffed the box into Xiao Mu's hand impatiently: "He wants to give It’s a surprise for you, but I don’t know what to give you, so I found Miss Ben, who is knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and knows you best. When we discuss something together, it refers to this matter."

Xiao Mu stared blankly for a while at the beautifully packaged strip carton in her hand, then turned to Isa in a daze: "Is that so?"

"Yes, I know I was wrong." The latter nodded listlessly, and said with regret on his face: "I know that choosing a birthday gift should be done by myself and it is more sincere, but this is the first time for me to do it for someone I like. Buying a gift, so... oh, Phyllis was also involved, which delayed the progress of your project, I'm sorry, I won't do it next time! Please forgive me!"

Xiao Mu blinked blankly, then belatedly turned her head to look at the door of the shop, and exchanged "So that's what happened?" with a winged beautiful girl who had just stopped rolling. ',' That's what happened! ', and then recalled his previous conversation with Issa, a sweet grievance suddenly appeared in his heart, he hung his head while holding the gift box and stopped talking.

"Ahem, but in the final analysis, I just provided some reference opinions." Phyllis suddenly coughed lightly, then winked at the anxious Isa, and said meaningfully: "This gift is from him. I chose for you."

【thanks!Phyllis! 】

The young man reacted quite quickly at this moment, and immediately nodded vigorously and said, "Mmm, yes... I chose it."

There is nothing more to say next, the general content is that the employer of Mo Tan and his group - the trainee mage Xiaomu opened the gift box and found that tacky and useless necklace. , and after asking Issa to put it on for her, she rewarded the former with a light kiss, and then the two left sweetly, and Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge inside and outside the shop also pretended not to know Xiao Mu's appearance, one continued to look around pretendingly, and the other pretended to be very interested (or maybe really interested) to look at the new product introduction board outside the door. The story finally came to a successful conclusion, probably...

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

Phyllis, who had been in a sluggish state since Xiao Mu kissed Isa lightly just now, suddenly came to her senses, and squatted on the ground crying after realizing that the two had left for a long time: "What should I do! Okay, please eat!? We agreed to go and buy materials for the instructor that may cause a laboratory accident! Why am I the only one left here! Woohoo!!"

[Crying out of nowhere, huh, but it’s actually not out of nowhere...]

With some headaches, Mo Tan looked back at Phyllis who was squatting on the ground hugging her head and crying, and began to seriously consider whether to hand her a handkerchief or something, but after much hesitation, he dismissed the idea. Even if it did, it wouldn't be of much use. Second, Ferry and Joe had already walked over to comfort the little girl.

"Don't cry, let's get some poop candies."

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Well, maybe this is also a way of consolation.

"Okay, okay." Ferry obediently put away the lump of mystical substance in his hand, then lowered his head and smiled at the girl: "But why didn't you choose the [Prank Perfume Set] that you picked yesterday, but let us take it?" What about the obsolete self-defense necklace?"

Phyllis sniffled and choked up, "Because I just realized that Xiao Mu is allergic to nectarine flowers when I came here. Even though it's just a disguise, she might still feel uncomfortable after smelling it."

Joe raised his eyebrows: "Is it that simple?"

"Unfortunately, it's as simple as that."

Ferry smacked his lips: "I thought you hated her."

"No, I like her the most..."

Joe covered his mouth and smiled lightly: "I thought you liked that little idiot."

"No, I hate him the most..."

Phyllis curled her lips, wiped away her tears, stood up and stared at the two of them: "Do you have any opinions?"

The twins looked at each other and smiled in unison: "No, you are a good friend."

"I'm not."

"Oh, how about some poop candies?"

"No!" Phyllis waved her hands in disgust, turned and walked out without looking back: "See you later."

The twins bowed and saluted at the same time: "Walk slowly, welcome to visit next time."

Phyllis, who was immersed in trouble, left quickly, and her back quickly disappeared on the other side of the street.

"This guest~"

Fei Li walked up to Mo Tan, and pouted at the place where the young people were arguing before: "It's a fun farce, isn't it?"

Mo Tan smiled noncommittally: "Maybe."

"Then it's coming..."

"No, no poop sugar, thank you."

Mo Tan shook his head, then picked up two [Raikachu] dolls: "How much is this?"

"Thank you for thirty silver coins."

"Here you are." Mo Tan took out thirty silver coins and put them in Feili's hands, and put the two dolls away. He didn't like this kind of fat mouse with blush and yellowish color, but he just felt that it was It's not appropriate to shop here for so long and not buy anything.

After paying the money, Mo Tan turned around and walked outside, but when he reached the door, he still hesitated for a moment, then he pulled his hood down somewhat hesitantly, and turned around and asked, "Well, do you have any other questions?" branch?"

"Of course, of course~"

Qiao Fei nodded quickly, and said with a smile: "Although it's strange and weird, we have just opened, but we have our own stores in many places, and there are about twenty or so in total~"

"I see, then I take my leave..."

“Welcome next time~”

Three hundred and thirty fifth chapter: the end

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