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Chapter 364 Humor Talent and Creativity
Chapter 364 Humor Talent and Creativity
We can find out from many details that Mo Tan and the Rice brothers have known each other for a long time, outside of the game...
In fact, they not only know each other, but also have a considerable degree of friendship. It is a relationship similar to a cooperative partner, but there is an essential difference with the former. Unfulfilled delicate friendship.
The two parties met in a small commodity market in City B a few years ago. The Rice Brothers had a small store there, which was about the same size as the [Weird] they were in now. The main products were magic props, and they also sold some computer accessories by the way. , game software, snacks, etc., and even provide a storage device filled with small movies.
Their business doesn’t look very good. Although it’s not that no one cares about it, it’s definitely not booming. It’s completely normal to have few customers come to their door for a whole day of business. However, until many years later, Rice Brothers’【 Bizarre] still stands in that unremarkable small commodity market, it can be seen that the store is by no means as empty as it appears on the surface, or that the twin brothers who are suspected of being mentally ill have other ways to make money, after all, the rent level in city B ...Everyone knows that although it has not reached the ceiling level, it is definitely not low...
It was no accident that Mo Tan was able to find [Weird and Weird]. He was introduced by a second-hand dealer who didn't want to disclose his name, because he wanted to save a computer, but he didn't have the right parts. This kind of quality is excellent, but the price is about equal to being taken for nothing.
So I was introduced to the Rice brothers by an acquaintance. According to the second-hand dealer, a certain pair of twins is definitely not qualified to be taken advantage of. Maybe you can find something good here at a relatively cheap price.
When he first heard this sentence, Mo Tan thought that the other party believed in his ability to bargain. After all, when he was still in the youthful stage, he had already created a great reputation near the place where he stayed, especially those dishes. The owner of the roadside stall in the market, whoever sees him can't save face and call him 'Brother Xiao Kun'?
But when he really went through all the twists and turns (in fact, the place is not far from Mo Tan's house, and the geographical location is not complicated, but it is not simple enough to prevent Mo Tan from getting lost), he found out that the second-hand dealer The meaning is not that you can take advantage of it yourself, but that you and those two guys have similar tastes.
At that time, he chatted with Ferry for a while as an ordinary customer, and then asked Joe to perform a few magic tricks on the spot as a magic lover with some spare money, expressing that he wanted to selectively choose after seeing the actual operation. Purchase some supplies for beginners, and by the way, induce the other party to make a promise of 'if you see any magic trick, I will give you a free prop', and finally...
Brutely helped the twins clear the two counters.
At that time, the situation was still under his control... Brother Rice, who was still in high spirits after giving away several large bags of goods in vain, took out a raw egg, and slapped the thing into a piece of fried egg with bare hands in front of Mo Tan. Egg.
After tasting with his own mouth and eating a piece of CPU from it, Mo Tan, who was under the chaotic neutral personality, was stunned for a rare moment, and then he put the computer matter behind him, and turned to the "real magic" Hobbies, trying to trade with the commodities that I spoofed before, but I didn’t realize that Brother Rice had no intention of explaining at all, but chatted with Mo Tan after giving those low-level magic props to Mo Tan very generously.
That's right, down to business, they knew from the very beginning that Mo Tan was here to buy computer accessories, and the CPU in the fried egg was the goods prepared by the two brothers, and the price was... three yuan and fifty-eight cents.
"Well, if you have to ask why, it must be soaked in fried eggs."
This was the explanation given by Ferry at the time, and the conscience Motan, who had passively changed his personality, was forcibly invited out of the shop because he wanted to pay for the two bags of magic props.
Half a month later, Mo Tan, who assembled a prototype machine with that CPU as the core, came to [Strange] again, with a very wonderful expression, expressing that he wanted to buy accessories of the same specifications, but this time the quotation he got was It was an astronomical number, at least for a person of his age, it was a very, very astronomical number.
"Don't think it's too expensive, after all, a processor that is a bit ahead of the curve can't cause any trouble, but if you want to build a whole machine with the same quality accessories, it's a different matter, little brother~"
At that time, Ferry just patted the big box full of equipment in front of him, and said with a smile: "So this time the discount will be a few decimal points less."
Without saying a word, Mo Tan turned around and left. This result did not exceed the expectations of the twins, but what they did not expect was that the other party came back the next day...
"It's money."
Mo Tan, who was barely a gentleman, showed a sly smile, put a card gently on the counter, and then walked away with the accessories that they didn't plan to sell to normal people under the dumbfounded gaze of the two brothers.
One month later
When Mo Tan visited for the third time, the Rice brothers had completely confirmed that the boy in front of him was not an ordinary person, or that although he was ordinary, he was not human.
"Oh, you want to know where the money came from?"
Mo Tan lazily leaned against the counter while peeling the apples he brought, and said casually: "Actually, it's nothing, I just used all my savings to buy some cosmetics, and I downloaded a good quality one from the Internet. A voice changer, and then through some special means, a married lolicon with an annual salary of more than seven figures reluctantly acted as my guarantor, and successfully got a loan shark, that’s all.”
The two brothers laughed dryly at the same time, and asked in unison: "And then?"
"Then? Then I used that money to buy parts from you."
Mo Tan took a bite of the apple, and said vaguely: "I have to say that the things here are really interesting. I used the newly saved computer to hack into a certain drug-related organization, and used their boss's account to transfer the money to the company." The original interest was returned to those who engage in usury, and by the way, a small-scale exposure was made. Well, this incident was broadcast during the rule of law last week. I heard that the sentence was not light. Hey, what a nice person what……"
[This kid bought accessories from us with a loan, and then used the installed computer to hack into the black account of a criminal organization to 'repay the money', and finally sent a lot of those people to jail? ! 】
The expressions of the Rice brothers at that time can be described as wonderful and wonderful...
"Okay, I've finished answering the questions of the two of you, so now it's time for me to ask questions."
Xiao Motan casually threw the apple core into the trash can, and smiled at the twins: "Three questions, first of all, I am curious why the accessories you sold to me before are so advanced, not ordinary advanced, but The level of advancedness that is enough to trigger a war; secondly, I haven’t figured out the magic about fried eggs before, I hope you can tell me the secret; thirdly, I found that our store has some Weird money comes in from all over the world, but I, who have enough knowledge and use extremely advanced equipment, can’t trace it back to its source. This incident also makes me very curious. Oh, by the way, you can ask any one of these three questions Just answer, I know how to be satisfied~"
Two questions, one threat.
The expressions of the twins suddenly became more exciting, but they didn't break the pot as Mo Tan expected, but laughed happily after a few seconds of silence.
"We would like to answer your third question~"
Joe shook his head like a rattle, and bowed with a smile.
"And we can play a game." Ferry followed up with a proposal, and then grabbed an egg out of thin air, knocked it skillfully on the corner of the table, and pulled out an unopened eye from it. Open ostrich chicks... yes, eggs and ostrich chicks...
Mo Tan stared at the cub lying in Ferry's hands, and asked with great interest, "What game?"
Joe, who seemed to be connected with Ferry, poked the little ostrich and said with a grin, "It's very simple. When you can guess the principle of this magic, we will answer your first question unconditionally."
"But before you guess..."
Ferry knocked on the counter and suppressed his smile: "You can't take the initiative to expose the problem with your computer, it's as simple as that."
Mo Tan nodded without thinking: "No problem."
"OK, then it's time for Q&A." Ferry stretched out his fist and patted Mo Tan's shoulder lightly, looked around at the various commodities around him, and said with a low laugh, "I guess you guessed it too, this store The store doesn’t actually have much income, the money you mentioned before is our real source of income~”
Qiao smiled and said, "Tricky merchandise is our main business~"
"That's right, exciting, thrilling, and maybe even a little bit dangerous tricky goods!"
"For example, this little devil that looks like just ordinary chewing gum, but can make people constipated for more than [-] hours~"
"For example, this watch is just an ordinary watch on the surface, but after turning on the switch, it can turn all electronic watches within a radius of two meters into a small device with a speed of [-] times. It can make your friends or anyone miss many important events, such as weddings, Meeting or punching~”
"This kind of product didn't have a high-end market many years ago..."
"But now there are more and more rich and humorous people..."
"Of course, it may be that people with a sense of humor are slowly becoming rich~"
"So a sense of humor is a valuable asset, and with a little flair and creativity, it becomes even more of an asset."
The twins ended the explanation in unison, waving the two products they had just introduced.
And Mo Tan narrowed his eyes slightly, flexed his index finger and gently scratched his chin, and after a while, he laughed in a low voice: "Do you have more products for the 'high-end market'? If the quantity If it’s not enough, I’ve thought of a lot of interesting ideas…”
Ferry/Joe: "?"
……
In the next few years, Mo Tan, who had a chaotic neutral personality, became a frequent visitor of "Weird". In addition to updating the hardware of his own computer (such as the micro-matrix system), he would never tire of discussing with the twins about those abnormal cheats. He is also a talent with humor, talent and creativity. He can often bring a lot of inspiration to the Rice brothers, and the latter will correspondingly give him some shares from the products that Motan is mainly involved in. This is not a small amount of money, but most of it is used for updating his computer hardware, so it is difficult to effectively convert it into savings.
In order to protect his mental state, Mo Tan basically would not appear in front of the two brothers with his 'absolute neutral' and 'lawful good' personalities. He felt that those two spirits were very likely to see through his faults.
As for the 'game' proposed by the Rice brothers back then, Mo Tan has never guessed the answer, and followed the rules and did not take the initiative to tell anyone how crazy his computer is, including Idong.
As for Futaba, she didn't know that the 'BLACK' who had been confronting her just now was actually just a laptop. In fact, the girl thought that the other party had much more powerful hardware than herself. The direction is wrong...
All in all, Mo Tan and the Rice brothers have maintained a good tacit understanding and relationship until today.
In fact, as early as a few years ago, he had some guesses about the 'real magic' of the twins, but Mo Tan never spoke out about his guesses.
Although most of the time, when he faced Brother Rice with a 'chaotic neutral' personality, he could be regarded as an out-and-out lunatic, but Mo Tan is not ready yet...
Or it can be said that he is still very content with his life and can find enough fun.
So he didn't say anything, and didn't make any more guesses, but he found more pleasure through the realm of innocence, and he didn't even go to [Strange and Weird] during this time.
result……
He didn't go, but unexpectedly, the two brothers followed the trend and played in the world of innocence, and even continued to do business in it, and even opened a branch store!
Let the time go back to the present...
"Tell the truth~"
Mo Tan casually picked up a piece of hungry dragon candy, squeezed the little green dragon's eyeballs out, and said leisurely: "I think the atmosphere here is more suitable than studying those things in reality. You two, um, both in terms of creativity and workmanship are much more refined, it feels like you have broken free from some kind of shackles~"
"Of course, there are so many magical materials in reality." Ferry whistled, and reached into the [little crocodile purse] next to him, and with a click, his wrist was firmly locked. Bite.
Joe pointed to the pair of long boots that were doing radio gymnastics crazily: "Look, this is the power of magic, I love magic!"
"Stop interrupting..."
Mo Tan curled his lips and asked meaningfully: "First of all, please explain how you two teleported here from that ghost place of Anka Market, my old friend saw you!"
Chapter [-]: The End
(End of this chapter)
We can find out from many details that Mo Tan and the Rice brothers have known each other for a long time, outside of the game...
In fact, they not only know each other, but also have a considerable degree of friendship. It is a relationship similar to a cooperative partner, but there is an essential difference with the former. Unfulfilled delicate friendship.
The two parties met in a small commodity market in City B a few years ago. The Rice Brothers had a small store there, which was about the same size as the [Weird] they were in now. The main products were magic props, and they also sold some computer accessories by the way. , game software, snacks, etc., and even provide a storage device filled with small movies.
Their business doesn’t look very good. Although it’s not that no one cares about it, it’s definitely not booming. It’s completely normal to have few customers come to their door for a whole day of business. However, until many years later, Rice Brothers’【 Bizarre] still stands in that unremarkable small commodity market, it can be seen that the store is by no means as empty as it appears on the surface, or that the twin brothers who are suspected of being mentally ill have other ways to make money, after all, the rent level in city B ...Everyone knows that although it has not reached the ceiling level, it is definitely not low...
It was no accident that Mo Tan was able to find [Weird and Weird]. He was introduced by a second-hand dealer who didn't want to disclose his name, because he wanted to save a computer, but he didn't have the right parts. This kind of quality is excellent, but the price is about equal to being taken for nothing.
So I was introduced to the Rice brothers by an acquaintance. According to the second-hand dealer, a certain pair of twins is definitely not qualified to be taken advantage of. Maybe you can find something good here at a relatively cheap price.
When he first heard this sentence, Mo Tan thought that the other party believed in his ability to bargain. After all, when he was still in the youthful stage, he had already created a great reputation near the place where he stayed, especially those dishes. The owner of the roadside stall in the market, whoever sees him can't save face and call him 'Brother Xiao Kun'?
But when he really went through all the twists and turns (in fact, the place is not far from Mo Tan's house, and the geographical location is not complicated, but it is not simple enough to prevent Mo Tan from getting lost), he found out that the second-hand dealer The meaning is not that you can take advantage of it yourself, but that you and those two guys have similar tastes.
At that time, he chatted with Ferry for a while as an ordinary customer, and then asked Joe to perform a few magic tricks on the spot as a magic lover with some spare money, expressing that he wanted to selectively choose after seeing the actual operation. Purchase some supplies for beginners, and by the way, induce the other party to make a promise of 'if you see any magic trick, I will give you a free prop', and finally...
Brutely helped the twins clear the two counters.
At that time, the situation was still under his control... Brother Rice, who was still in high spirits after giving away several large bags of goods in vain, took out a raw egg, and slapped the thing into a piece of fried egg with bare hands in front of Mo Tan. Egg.
After tasting with his own mouth and eating a piece of CPU from it, Mo Tan, who was under the chaotic neutral personality, was stunned for a rare moment, and then he put the computer matter behind him, and turned to the "real magic" Hobbies, trying to trade with the commodities that I spoofed before, but I didn’t realize that Brother Rice had no intention of explaining at all, but chatted with Mo Tan after giving those low-level magic props to Mo Tan very generously.
That's right, down to business, they knew from the very beginning that Mo Tan was here to buy computer accessories, and the CPU in the fried egg was the goods prepared by the two brothers, and the price was... three yuan and fifty-eight cents.
"Well, if you have to ask why, it must be soaked in fried eggs."
This was the explanation given by Ferry at the time, and the conscience Motan, who had passively changed his personality, was forcibly invited out of the shop because he wanted to pay for the two bags of magic props.
Half a month later, Mo Tan, who assembled a prototype machine with that CPU as the core, came to [Strange] again, with a very wonderful expression, expressing that he wanted to buy accessories of the same specifications, but this time the quotation he got was It was an astronomical number, at least for a person of his age, it was a very, very astronomical number.
"Don't think it's too expensive, after all, a processor that is a bit ahead of the curve can't cause any trouble, but if you want to build a whole machine with the same quality accessories, it's a different matter, little brother~"
At that time, Ferry just patted the big box full of equipment in front of him, and said with a smile: "So this time the discount will be a few decimal points less."
Without saying a word, Mo Tan turned around and left. This result did not exceed the expectations of the twins, but what they did not expect was that the other party came back the next day...
"It's money."
Mo Tan, who was barely a gentleman, showed a sly smile, put a card gently on the counter, and then walked away with the accessories that they didn't plan to sell to normal people under the dumbfounded gaze of the two brothers.
One month later
When Mo Tan visited for the third time, the Rice brothers had completely confirmed that the boy in front of him was not an ordinary person, or that although he was ordinary, he was not human.
"Oh, you want to know where the money came from?"
Mo Tan lazily leaned against the counter while peeling the apples he brought, and said casually: "Actually, it's nothing, I just used all my savings to buy some cosmetics, and I downloaded a good quality one from the Internet. A voice changer, and then through some special means, a married lolicon with an annual salary of more than seven figures reluctantly acted as my guarantor, and successfully got a loan shark, that’s all.”
The two brothers laughed dryly at the same time, and asked in unison: "And then?"
"Then? Then I used that money to buy parts from you."
Mo Tan took a bite of the apple, and said vaguely: "I have to say that the things here are really interesting. I used the newly saved computer to hack into a certain drug-related organization, and used their boss's account to transfer the money to the company." The original interest was returned to those who engage in usury, and by the way, a small-scale exposure was made. Well, this incident was broadcast during the rule of law last week. I heard that the sentence was not light. Hey, what a nice person what……"
[This kid bought accessories from us with a loan, and then used the installed computer to hack into the black account of a criminal organization to 'repay the money', and finally sent a lot of those people to jail? ! 】
The expressions of the Rice brothers at that time can be described as wonderful and wonderful...
"Okay, I've finished answering the questions of the two of you, so now it's time for me to ask questions."
Xiao Motan casually threw the apple core into the trash can, and smiled at the twins: "Three questions, first of all, I am curious why the accessories you sold to me before are so advanced, not ordinary advanced, but The level of advancedness that is enough to trigger a war; secondly, I haven’t figured out the magic about fried eggs before, I hope you can tell me the secret; thirdly, I found that our store has some Weird money comes in from all over the world, but I, who have enough knowledge and use extremely advanced equipment, can’t trace it back to its source. This incident also makes me very curious. Oh, by the way, you can ask any one of these three questions Just answer, I know how to be satisfied~"
Two questions, one threat.
The expressions of the twins suddenly became more exciting, but they didn't break the pot as Mo Tan expected, but laughed happily after a few seconds of silence.
"We would like to answer your third question~"
Joe shook his head like a rattle, and bowed with a smile.
"And we can play a game." Ferry followed up with a proposal, and then grabbed an egg out of thin air, knocked it skillfully on the corner of the table, and pulled out an unopened eye from it. Open ostrich chicks... yes, eggs and ostrich chicks...
Mo Tan stared at the cub lying in Ferry's hands, and asked with great interest, "What game?"
Joe, who seemed to be connected with Ferry, poked the little ostrich and said with a grin, "It's very simple. When you can guess the principle of this magic, we will answer your first question unconditionally."
"But before you guess..."
Ferry knocked on the counter and suppressed his smile: "You can't take the initiative to expose the problem with your computer, it's as simple as that."
Mo Tan nodded without thinking: "No problem."
"OK, then it's time for Q&A." Ferry stretched out his fist and patted Mo Tan's shoulder lightly, looked around at the various commodities around him, and said with a low laugh, "I guess you guessed it too, this store The store doesn’t actually have much income, the money you mentioned before is our real source of income~”
Qiao smiled and said, "Tricky merchandise is our main business~"
"That's right, exciting, thrilling, and maybe even a little bit dangerous tricky goods!"
"For example, this little devil that looks like just ordinary chewing gum, but can make people constipated for more than [-] hours~"
"For example, this watch is just an ordinary watch on the surface, but after turning on the switch, it can turn all electronic watches within a radius of two meters into a small device with a speed of [-] times. It can make your friends or anyone miss many important events, such as weddings, Meeting or punching~”
"This kind of product didn't have a high-end market many years ago..."
"But now there are more and more rich and humorous people..."
"Of course, it may be that people with a sense of humor are slowly becoming rich~"
"So a sense of humor is a valuable asset, and with a little flair and creativity, it becomes even more of an asset."
The twins ended the explanation in unison, waving the two products they had just introduced.
And Mo Tan narrowed his eyes slightly, flexed his index finger and gently scratched his chin, and after a while, he laughed in a low voice: "Do you have more products for the 'high-end market'? If the quantity If it’s not enough, I’ve thought of a lot of interesting ideas…”
Ferry/Joe: "?"
……
In the next few years, Mo Tan, who had a chaotic neutral personality, became a frequent visitor of "Weird". In addition to updating the hardware of his own computer (such as the micro-matrix system), he would never tire of discussing with the twins about those abnormal cheats. He is also a talent with humor, talent and creativity. He can often bring a lot of inspiration to the Rice brothers, and the latter will correspondingly give him some shares from the products that Motan is mainly involved in. This is not a small amount of money, but most of it is used for updating his computer hardware, so it is difficult to effectively convert it into savings.
In order to protect his mental state, Mo Tan basically would not appear in front of the two brothers with his 'absolute neutral' and 'lawful good' personalities. He felt that those two spirits were very likely to see through his faults.
As for the 'game' proposed by the Rice brothers back then, Mo Tan has never guessed the answer, and followed the rules and did not take the initiative to tell anyone how crazy his computer is, including Idong.
As for Futaba, she didn't know that the 'BLACK' who had been confronting her just now was actually just a laptop. In fact, the girl thought that the other party had much more powerful hardware than herself. The direction is wrong...
All in all, Mo Tan and the Rice brothers have maintained a good tacit understanding and relationship until today.
In fact, as early as a few years ago, he had some guesses about the 'real magic' of the twins, but Mo Tan never spoke out about his guesses.
Although most of the time, when he faced Brother Rice with a 'chaotic neutral' personality, he could be regarded as an out-and-out lunatic, but Mo Tan is not ready yet...
Or it can be said that he is still very content with his life and can find enough fun.
So he didn't say anything, and didn't make any more guesses, but he found more pleasure through the realm of innocence, and he didn't even go to [Strange and Weird] during this time.
result……
He didn't go, but unexpectedly, the two brothers followed the trend and played in the world of innocence, and even continued to do business in it, and even opened a branch store!
Let the time go back to the present...
"Tell the truth~"
Mo Tan casually picked up a piece of hungry dragon candy, squeezed the little green dragon's eyeballs out, and said leisurely: "I think the atmosphere here is more suitable than studying those things in reality. You two, um, both in terms of creativity and workmanship are much more refined, it feels like you have broken free from some kind of shackles~"
"Of course, there are so many magical materials in reality." Ferry whistled, and reached into the [little crocodile purse] next to him, and with a click, his wrist was firmly locked. Bite.
Joe pointed to the pair of long boots that were doing radio gymnastics crazily: "Look, this is the power of magic, I love magic!"
"Stop interrupting..."
Mo Tan curled his lips and asked meaningfully: "First of all, please explain how you two teleported here from that ghost place of Anka Market, my old friend saw you!"
Chapter [-]: The End
(End of this chapter)
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