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Chapter 588 Cheating

Chapter 588 Cheating
"Don't forget who made the question."

Ji Xiaoge flapped his wings and flew back to Mo Tan, handed him back the rather gorgeous quill, and made a face: "That last dragon king with a hole in his head is unlikely to set other answers, um ...I can only help you so far, I can't understand all the other questions."

The most awesome, the most handsome, known as the dream lover of [-] million female dragons...

The corner of Mo Tan's mouth twitched as he looked at the third question that had been replaced with the word "correct". Whether to complete this test paper within the specified time has caused deep anxiety.

Although he has three roles, he already has a certain degree of understanding of the world of innocence, but most of them are just common sense that the locals are familiar with. As for the more professional knowledge, Mo Tan knows nothing Less, but not too much.

As Black Brahma, he learned a lot about the unity of the Holy Cult, such as the simple deeds of the Dawn Sect’s successive popes and saints, such as the extremely curious teachings of the Justice Sect, such as the vegetable garden of the Abundance Sect, such as the sun The sect's Inquisition was huge.

When he was Tan Mo, he knew the operation process of the Wanderer Hostel, investigated the history, social form and customs of the Violet Empire, and learned that a bunker organization called the Destroyer Society played himself to death in ancient times, and figured out the whispers The power system of the sect, learned how to blow up a mage tower, and even mastered the contact methods and operation modes of many underground organizations.

As Mo at the moment, he moved to Tianzhu Mountain as soon as he came up. He knew a series of shocking secrets centered on the "Apocalypse Prophecy", analyzed the spatial structure of Tianzhu Mountain, and heard about the Tianzhu Mountain Arena. The magnificent history and the glorious deeds of various heroes and warriors for thousands of years, and the two high-level observers and the chief engineer of Tianzhu Mountain have established a good relationship. Two days ago, I even learned something about the time from Ah Sang. Axis-related settings.

These are not things that the general public can grasp. If you make a horizontal comparison among players, the effective information that Mo Tan has is enough to kill a lot of keyboard warriors and uncles in seconds. The kind that can make a few windfalls.

But...but...! ! !
Even so, it is impossible for him to know how the third dragon king named Romeo won the battle for the dragon king!I don't even know what combo skill was named by the next-generation dragon captain of Teow... Bah, what is the name of the fourth dragon king!

Is this thing for normal people to answer! ?

Rao Yimo Tan's current psychological quality can't calm down now.

To be honest, this was the first time in his life that he felt helpless in front of the test paper. It was a rare experience that he could understand every word when he took it apart, and the pleasure of only being confused after arranging and combining.

"Sixty minutes..."

Mo Tan sighed, and said with a wry smile: "If you don't use unconventional means, it is simply impossible to complete the task."

"What are unconventional means?"

Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and looked at him curiously.

"It's just cheating."

Mo Tan blinked at the girl, and then continued to look at the huge test paper: "But don't worry about it now, we can look at other questions first, and do it first if we encounter something we are sure about."

Ji Xiaoge nodded slightly, and then quickly read the things on the parchment side by side with Mo Tan, his face became more and more ugly, and the two rows of small white teeth were gritted crisply.

five minutes later
"Do it on purpose! He must have done it on purpose!"

Angrily, the girl pointed at the test paper in front of her, gritted her teeth and said in a hateful voice, "He didn't intend to let others pass it from the very beginning! Is this something a normal person can do!"

At the same time, Mo Tan, who had finished reading the whole set of questions, also sighed, nodded physically and mentally exhausted, and agreed with his partner's point of view.

It has to be said that even with his heart, he felt a little panicked at the moment.

Just to give a few examples...

[Part [-]: History of the Dragon Clan]

[Fifth question: Please name the name of the affair partner of the fourth wife’s ex-husband of the seventh uncle’s husband of the winner of the [-]th Dragon Beauty Contest]

? ! ? !
[Part II: General History of the World]

[Fifth question: Among the many suitors of Elf Queen Erza, the most legendary one died is _____, and the cause of death is _____]

? ! ? !
[Part III: Common Sense]

[Question [-]: Golden Dragon King Carbein personally endorses, which is known as the best teething toy for baby dragons ________________________

This is so called common sense! ?
"@#¥%&!!!"

Ji Xiaoge, who had turned into a badminton ball, rolled to the corner angrily, smearing honey in her small mouth, exhaling the fragrance.

"Lady, lady!"

Mo Tan comforted Ji Xiaoge while sweating coldly, and casually moved his eyes away from the test paper in front of him, which was completely impossible to write, and said in a deep voice: "It seems that with the knowledge of the two of us, we want to pass this test smoothly. There must be no way out, things have come to this point, I can only cheat..."

Ji Xiaoge, who was squatting in the corner and drawing circles, saw a bright light at that time, and flew back with fluttering wings, and asked Mo Tan's arm excitedly, "Yes, yes, you said just now that you can cheat! How can you cheat? Cheating!"

As we all know, for the majority of young people, "cheating" is definitely a word that can arouse pleasure and pleasure. Whether it is an exam or a game, taking advantage of loopholes can always bring you endless pleasure, not only has an attractive direct Earnings, the little gratification of doing bad things but not being found out is also very addictive.

"Think about our advantages."

Mo Tan smiled, and didn't make too much fuss, and immediately sent a message to Ji Xiaoge after speaking: "I don't know, you can try to ask someone who might know." '

The girl blinked, and replied curiously: "There is such a character in your friend column?" '

'There is no one in the friend column, but you can ask the people in the friend column to find such a character, wait a moment~'

Mo Tan quickly replied to Ji Xiaoge, and then clicked on another person in the friend column.

……

five minutes ago
Northwest Continent, a workshop in the seventh outer mountain of Tianzhu Mountain

"Lu Wei, you bastard! Let me out now! I regret it! I would rather stay in your cheating server! Let me out!!"

The shrill screams echoed in the empty workshop, but the owner who had been prepared had already turned off all audio-visual feedback devices before leaving, so even if the kobold who was so desperate that he started scratching the door broke his throat, Luvi Fitz Master Urban must also be inaudible.

Fermiguel, who was sitting on a strange device in human form, plucked his ears, stared at Cordoba who was scratching the door crazily not far away, and said, "Can you stop tossing, Who was going to die to figure it out just now, why, Master Lu Wei regretted it just after fulfilling your little wish?"

"Fuck your ass!"

Cordoba, who finally managed to get rid of the shackles of the 'server', roared, turned his head and stared at his friend, the blue dragon, and roared: "Would you like this shit for you?!"

Fimigel looked at him calmly, spread his hands and said: "I can't replace me, this thing can't bear the soul of a thousand-year-old dragon, but haven't you used this before, it stands to reason that it should have Just get used to it."

"Fart your fuck! When did I use this before!"

Cordoba ran towards Fermiguel with his short legs, and fell down on the way, but it was a pity that he was not cute at all.

"Respect yourself, I can hit you two hundred with one finger now."

With a smile, Fermiguel leaned over and held Cordoba, who was trying to jump up and strangle him, and grinned while firmly lowering the opponent's dog's head: "Isn't it a kobold, um, it seems to be called an alpha dog. Come on, right? Haven’t you experienced it before? Is it Xiaolu?”

Standing next to the two of them tremblingly, Lujiang shrank his neck suddenly, and just wanted to open his mouth to say something, but found that Cordoba's murderous eyes had already swept towards him, and quickly lowered his head and stopped talking, with a coy expression Xiafei's cheeks can be said to be quite beautiful.

But he is male.

"Can it be the same?!"

Cordoba, who frightened the deer sauce with his eyes, gritted his teeth and looked at Fermiguel, and said angrily: "Although they are all dogs, but last time the one was a male, Luvina bastard this time But put me in a bitch!!"

Fimigel smacked his lips, shook his head and corrected: "You have to pay attention, this is a kobold, not a dog, it is a female kobold, not a bitch, and the kobolds are more or less intelligent creatures, and there have been many heroes. , such as Gouyasha Shashengya, Matador Spike, Marshmallow Xiaobai, Cangzhi Hunter Snoopy, etc., racial discrimination is not good."

"Although you seem to have said some very ugly names just now..."

Cordoba froze for a moment, then twitched at the corner of his mouth and shouted: "But now the point is, my @@ is gone!!"

"Pfft!"

The deer sauce next to it was sprayed at that time.

Fimiguel also choked for a long time, and said with a dry smile: "Can you be more reserved, the deer is still here!"

"Oh, really?"

Knowing that Lu Jiang is actually a boy, Córdoba grinned grimly, shook the former's shoulder vigorously, and roared: "I'm @@ gone! @@ gone! @@ gone Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

That's right, Cordoba, who has lost his rune body, is in an alpha dog state at this moment, and his consciousness is forcibly infused into a female kobold made by Luvi himself, which is very joyful.

To be honest, although the kobolds have two calm and distinct genders—male/female—like most races, they are not very obvious in terms of specific manifestations, because they all have darker skin and long hair. , hairy face, flat and dry body, and even a sharp voice are very similar, so it is difficult for ordinary people to judge their gender.

But this incident still caused a huge blow to Cordoba students. As the person involved, he noticed it the moment he was 'exported' by Lu Wei, and his own @@ couldn't get it.

You must know that even if it is a rune body, Lu Wei has added basic sexual characteristics, otherwise the panel will not be [preset as male].

However, the body that Cordoba is currently in has a very clear gender—female.

"Can this be tolerated!?"

Cordoba clenched his fist tightly, and asked loudly to the two people in front of him, "Can you bear it!?"

Fimigel rolled his eyes and ignored him.

On the contrary, Lu Jiang raised his head eagerly, and muttered with a wry smile: "That...my words...have been enduring..."

Then Cordoba was stunned there, and after a while he sat down slumped on the ground: "Day, what you said makes sense, I'm speechless."

"So, just relax, just relax."

Fimigel laughed, shook his head and said: "Master Lu has a bad temper, but you broke the body he prepared for you this time, and there is not even a piece of the Apocalypse Crystal that he brought down the mountain. It's already good enough to peel off your cramps."

Cordoba snorted sullenly, and said angrily: "Can you blame me? I don't...huh?"

"what happened?"

Seeing that he was in a daze halfway through his speech, Fimiguel quickly asked curiously: "Did you find @?"

"Find your uncle!"

Cordoba bared his big teeth, and then asked with a strange expression: "Well, I have a question for you, Fimi."

"You speak."

"What skills did the third-generation Golden Dragon King Romeo use in the battle for the Dragon King before he ascended the throne? What skills did he use and what skills did he use to defeat Zhu Liye, who ranked first in combat power? What's Ni's name?"

Cordoba's expression was very painful when he asked the question.

"Oh, then you are asking the right person. When I was young, I liked listening to stories, so I learned history well. When I think about it..."

In the end, Fimiguel patted his chest, and after thinking for less than five seconds, he said with confidence: "In more formal terms, it should be the Golden Dragon Hook Claw, Tyrannosaurus Claw, and Fen Kong Yantao, but we When I first learned it, I basically memorized it in the order of 'lifting the vagina', 'holding the sister in the arms', and 'making love with a kiss'. The four generations of dragon kings called this combo... er, this is translated into lingua franca It's a bit difficult, if you turn it over, you can understand it as "Sweet Secret Love の Three Combos"."

Cordova: "..."

Deer Sauce: "..."

After a full minute of silence, Cordoba sighed in particular melancholy under Fimiguel's serious gaze: "Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"No, we all remember that. We watched the video when we were young. Tsk tsk, His Majesty Romeo is really coquettish, especially the last bite."

Fermiguel sighed, recalling the past years.

"Okay, then do you know what is the best teething toy for young dragons, which is endorsed by the Golden Dragon King Carbeen himself?"

"Heavily armored dwarf knight."

"!?!?"

Chapter five hundred and eighty fifth: The end

(End of this chapter)

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