Green Field Eunuch

Chapter 1: The Male Protagonist Who Couldn't Get an Erection
Kaffinburg, Austria, 2008.

In August, Austria is in the midst of a hot season. On the pitch, players gather in small groups, chatting idly.

The group of young people had just finished physical training, and the coach let them rest for a while.

Shan Yongzhuo was one of them.

His clothes were already soaked with sweat, and his whole body was covered in sweat stains. Dan Yongzhu was panting heavily, and his eyes looked like he had no will to live. He looked like he was exhausted, but not quite.

"Hey, Dan." His teammate Krupp ran over with a grin. "Guess what I just heard?"

Shan Yongzhuo raised his head without showing any expression.

Krupp shrugged helplessly. "Well, you're always like this, so indifferent to everything. But this is really important. I overheard Ras saying there's a very important training match this afternoon."

An important training match?

There was still no flicker in Shan Yongzhuo's eyes. "It's just a training match, what could be so important about it?"

Krupp patted him on the shoulder and laughed, "It's not certain yet, you'll know this afternoon." Then he walked away.

Dan Yongzhu shook his head helplessly and sat down on the grass. His eyes were lifeless, and his mind was in complete chaos. He thought about what had happened to him and felt it was all utterly absurd.

He had been inhabiting the body of this 18-year-old for a week, and he still couldn't quite accept the fact.

If we're going to be reasonable, this time travel should be a good thing, right?

This young man named Shan Yongzhuo is only 18 years old. He is 185cm tall, with a slender and perfect figure. He is also handsome and has delicate features. He is definitely a male god.

What's more, this young man is a player for the B team of the Austrian club Kafenberg. No matter how you look at it, this is a remarkable comeback.

Before he transmigrated, he was just a 30-year-old construction worker, experiencing the intensity of 007 work for a long time. He was a typical person with no house, no car, and no girlfriend.

Now he's become a player, and he even has a system in his head. No matter how you look at it, it seems like he's made a profit.

However, looking at the system panel in his mind and feeling the weakness between his legs, Shan Yongzhuo could only say one thing: mmp!

Host: Shan Yongzhuo
Age: 18
Strength: 51 (Skill acquired)

Endurance: 55 (70 points unlocks a skill)
Speed: 53 (90 points to acquire a skill)
Dribbling: 49 (50 points to unlock the skill)
Defense: 15 (30 points to unlock the skill)
Shooting: 98 (Skill acquired)

Charm: 85 (90 points unlocks the second skill)
Durability: 0 (Skills can be obtained at 70 and 80 points respectively)
Language: German (fluent)
Skills: Golden Right Kick, Iron Shirt and Golden Bell Shield, Mighty Vajra Leg, Deadly Temptation

Unallocated points: 0 (0.2 points for each goal scored in an official match)
This is Shan Yongzhuo's data.

Aside from his surprisingly overpowered shooting spot, his other stats are mediocre, but if he's not picky about food and doesn't have any grand ambitions, he's good enough to make a living in football.

In addition, it has three powerful skills.

Golden Right Foot – this is a skill that came with the system after the original owner obtained it yesterday. Its effect is to increase the host's right-foot shooting effectiveness by 30%.

The Golden Bell and Iron Shirt skill is a passive skill acquired after reaching a Strength level of 50. It enhances the host's body from the inside out, making the host virtually immune to injuries and illnesses. Moreover, this skill also grants Shan Yongzhuo top-tier combat abilities.

Mighty Vajra Kick is an even more overpowered skill obtained after achieving a shooting attribute of 90. In an official match, if the host remains motionless with their eyes closed for more than a minute and silently says in their mind, "They're back, they're all back!", they will receive a weakened version of Stephen Chow's Mighty Vajra Kick from "Shaolin Soccer". Although it can only be used once per match, it is enough, as one use almost equals one goal.

All three skills are very powerful, and his shooting attribute is also very strong. He has the potential to become a good striker, or even a star player.

Logically speaking, it's impossible for the predecessor to be so depressed that he drank himself to death.

However, Shan Yongzhuo could understand why; these were the points after the cards were shuffled.

Originally, Shan Yongzhuo only had 52 points in shooting, 41 points in strength, 45 points in stamina, and a mere 65 points in charm. After obtaining the system, his predecessor got a chance to reshuffle his stats. He put all 86 points of stamina into shooting, strength, endurance, and language, and then, tragedy struck.

Depressed, he drowned his sorrows in alcohol and died in a daze, his body inherited by Shan Yongzhuo, who had transmigrated from another world.

Knowing all this, Shan Yongzhuo has been very depressed for a week, even though he was able to regain his momentum by scoring goals in official matches.

However, according to the system's prompts, a goal only earns 0.2 points, and 100 goals only bring 20 points. To return the stamina to its original 86 points, 430 goals are needed.

This number filled Shan Yongzhuo with a sense of despair.

Even more despairing is the fact that even if one dedicates their entire career to it, they might still not be able to achieve it...

It's worth noting that players who score over 430 goals in their careers are among the few star players in history.

However, since things have come to this, we can only take it one step at a time. After all, Shan Yongzhuo has been in the workforce for many years, and his mind is much stronger than that of the young man he was before.

As for the "Deadly Temptation" skill, it's a passive skill that grants a Charm rating of 80 or higher, making Shan Yongzhuo extremely attractive to the opposite sex.

The skill, acquired by trading 20 points of endurance, led Shan Yongzhuo to constantly complain about how his predecessor wasted those points.

In the past, this was an absolutely overpowered skill that any man would want to possess.

However, for Shan Yongzhuo now, this is like a dragon-slaying skill. Although powerful, Shan Yongzhuo no longer has the dragon-slaying sword, the necessary weapon to unleash this dragon-slaying technique.

It's fair to say that this skill is currently useless.

……

After the morning training session ended, Shan Yongzhuo went to the club restaurant for a nutritious lunch and rested for a while. When he returned to the field, he saw many people gathered on the sidelines, discussing enthusiastically, their excitement barely concealed.

Kruppf and Schneider stood together. Kruppf was a talented player for Kaffinburg B team and was quite famous in the Kaffinburg area. He was considered capable of making it into the first team to play in the Austrian Bundesliga.

As for Schneider, he seems to be less interested in football and more interested in dating.

Dan Yongzhuo walked over, patted Kruppf on the shoulder and greeted him, "Christopher, what happened? Did Martin break up with his girlfriend again?"

"Shut up, it's Mr. Puffluger." Schneider's face darkened, and he immediately changed the subject. "We're having a training match later. Mr. Puffluger will be bringing the first team to play a training match with us!"

"Really? That's not bad." Shan Yongzhuo's expression was very calm.

Everyone else looked at him like he was an idiot.

Pfluger is the head coach of Kaffinburg's first team. He brought his first-team players to play a friendly match against the B team, which probably means that he intends to promote young players from the B team to the first team.

This made the whole team very excited.

Kaffinburg is an Austrian Bundesliga team. Although they are newly promoted, they are still teams in the highest level of Austrian football. For most of the young Austrians in these B teams, playing in the Austrian Bundesliga is already their ultimate football dream.

"The first team?"

Upon hearing this, Shan Yongzhuo understood, and a sense of longing flashed through his heart.

How wonderful it would be if I could make it into the first team, play in the Austrian Bundesliga, and keep scoring goals!

Although the Austrian Bundesliga is considered a second-rate league in Europe, it doesn't matter to Shan Yongzhuo. A good league is one where he can score goals in official matches!

Thinking about this, he couldn't help but look forward to the training match in the afternoon.

(End of this chapter)