Techniques and Dao

Chapter 59 Dimensional Subjugation Spell
Faced with the relentless and aggressive chaotic behemoth, Tai Shang Xiao Jun searched everywhere for a handy tool that could hold it off for a while.

Amidst the panicked escape in the underground parking lot, a few audacious individuals disregarded their safety and began taking photos with their phones. In this era, within ten minutes, the trending topic Hua Sheng mentioned would become a reality.

"How can I not fight against so many people in the human world who would risk their lives for likes! Even a god like me would flee, and they're actually taking pictures?"

Seeing the critical situation in the crowd, Hua Shengyi reached out and threw all the people's phones far away. He shouted at them, "Stop taking pictures! If you don't run now, you'll all die!"

Those who were fixated on taking photos suddenly realized what was happening. By then, the underground parking lot was filled with smoke and dust. They hurriedly covered their mouths and noses and ran through the collapsing garage.

After chasing away the crowd, Hua Sheng turned back and shouted to Tai Shang Xiao Jun, "The Dimension-Descending Immortal Spell you mentioned, besides striking the chaos, can it be used in reverse, by striking this monster with the object to be sealed?"

“Yes! That’s a good idea!” Tai Shang Xiao Jun had a flash of inspiration and said, “There are so many cars in the parking lot, why don’t we try smashing it with a car! See if we can seal it onto the car body and turn it into a car sticker.”

"Now is not the time to discuss! Why don't you give it a try!" Hua Sheng interrupted his reverie.

Tai Shang Xiao Jun pointed to a new car next to him and said, "Try sending this car flying towards Chaos. When it hits Chaos, I will use magic to seal it!"

Hua Sheng didn't have time to think. He quickly darted behind the car, aimed at the chaotic location, and then slammed his palm down on the car, shouting, "Rise!"

Embarrassingly, the car only wobbled slightly and barely moved.

"What kind of arm strength do you have!" Tai Shang Xiao Jun complained. "You can't even turn on the burglar alarm!"

"Probably because the car is solidly built and quite heavy..." Hua Sheng made up an excuse, "I'll get a different car."

Just then, a kindergarten child riding a scooter came along and accidentally bumped into the scooter.

Beep beep beep! The vehicle alarm was activated, and the siren blared loudly.

Tai Shang Xiao Jun glanced at Hua Sheng, the awkward silence as solid as frozen ice.

Hua Sheng picked up the child and handed him to his mother, who was rushing towards them.

"Keep an eye on your child! This is too dangerous!"

The mother immediately grabbed her child and rushed towards the exit. Hua Sheng turned back to Tai Shang Xiao Jun and said, "The alarm went off because I took that picture!"

"Is there any point in explaining this now?" Tai Shang Xiao Jun said, gathering his energy and focusing his mind. "Alas! We still have to rely on me!"

He then crouched down, found a large multi-purpose vehicle nearby, slammed it down with his hand, and shouted, "Hurry, hurry, as the law commands! Divine Incantation of the Immortal Painter!"

With a deafening roar, the car, enveloped in celestial incantations, shot towards Chaos like a bullet, striking Chaos head-on.

Unfortunately, this tactic failed. The nearly two-ton multi-purpose vehicle was smashed in two by Chaos, the steel body scraping against the ground, sparks flying everywhere. With the fuel tank ruptured, a violent explosion occurred.

The garage, which had already been darkened by the power outage, was now illuminated by raging flames, and thick smoke billowed everywhere.

"This trick won't work?" Hua Sheng said, coughing.

"The impact force is still too weak to reduce its dimension."

Hua Sheng suddenly thought of something: "Tai Shang Xiao Jun, have you mastered the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Gang and the Seventy-Two Transformations of the Earthly Fiends that we talked about in class?"

Taishang Xiaojun glanced at him: "What do you mean?"

"Although I haven't fully mastered it yet, could you turn me into a giant beast? I'll ram it!"

"I know the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Gang, but I haven't tried it on anyone else." Tai Shang Xiao Jun hesitated a bit.

"Change into me! I'll go crash into you, and you can cast the Painting Immortal Spell!" Hua Sheng said. "Just remember to change back."

"Alright! I'll give it a try!"

"I believe in you!" Hua Sheng emerged from behind the car where they were hiding and walked straight towards Chaos. He cracked his knuckles, stretched his neck and shoulders, warmed up, and turned around with a dashing expression, saying, "Have you seen the movie 'Godzilla'? Turn me into Godzilla! Let's give Chaos a good fight and show them what we're made of!"

"It's settled then!" Tai Shang Xiao Jun recited the Heavenly Gang Mantra and pointed sharply in the direction of the blooming flowers, "Hurry, hurry, as the law commands! Godzilla!"

Hua Sheng roared impatiently, ready to transform into a giant beast and look down upon the chaos. But when a flash of light appeared, he suddenly felt something was wrong. The perspective he had planned to take from above had turned into an even lower angle of looking up.

"what happened!"

Hanamori looked around and suddenly saw her reflection in the waxed paint of the sports car next to her—

It actually turned into a Teddy Poodle!
"Woof woof woof woof!" Hua Sheng roared, "What are you doing? How did you turn into a dog? And a toy-sized teddy bear at that!"

"Ah! I'm sorry, it's not that my magic is lacking, it seems I'm being stopped by a mysterious force called 'copyright restriction'!" Tai Shang Xiao Jun said apologetically. "But the teddy bear looks quite cute. The coffee color is nice, let's call it Mocha! Mocha as in mocha coffee!"

"What nonsense are you spouting? Don't give people random names! Woof woof woof woof!" Hua Sheng yelled, "Teddy bears are all you can do! What else can you do?"

Hua Sheng had thought that at least he used to be enough to fill Chaos's teeth, but now he wasn't even enough. Chaos saw the teddy bear in front of him and pounced on him. Hua Sheng turned and ran for his life. Then, he discovered that four legs were indeed faster than two! The short Hua Sheng weaved under the cars, only to hear the cars behind him being smashed to pieces by Chaos, explosions and the scraping of metal echoing incessantly.

Amidst the violent explosions, Tai Shang Xiao Jun suddenly appeared beside Hua Sheng, bowing his head and saying, "Hua Sheng, I have a way! Run towards the gap in the wall and lure the chaos back underground. I'll go find that underground dragon!"

Hua Sheng nodded. At present, inviting the earth dragon is the safest method.

"Hold on for a little while!" Tai Shang Xiao Jun turned around and disappeared underground in a flash.

Having made up his mind, Hua Sheng immediately spotted the gap in the garage that Chaos had created. He then rushed towards Chaos and began to shout loudly.

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Because of the continuous explosions in the garage, Hun Dun didn't notice the little teddy bear underneath and walked past it.

Seeing that it was ineffective, Hua Sheng circled around to the front of Chaos and jumped around, even baring his teeth and spitting at Chaos.

"Ugh~~~~~ Woof woof woof woof! Ptooey ptooey ptooey ptooey! Woof woof woof woof woof woof! Ptooey ptooey ptooey!"

Finally, Chaos noticed the little guy in front of him and stomped on it with his paw! Hua Sheng dodged to the side and desperately opened his mouth to bite down hard on Chaos's foreleg.

Ugh! Disgusting! These feet smell awful!
Hua Sheng started gagging again. If Tai Shang Xiao Jun were nearby, he would definitely say: "You haven't washed your feet for hundreds of years, and you've become so smelly."

However, this move successfully attracted the attention of Chaos, who angrily pounced on it.

After successfully luring her away, Hanamoto nimbly dodged and weaved. Chaos followed closely behind, running towards the gap in the garage wall one after the other.

With tears streaming down her face, Hua Sheng ran at top speed, possibly setting a new record for the fastest running speed ever recorded for a small dog: "As expected, there's no limit to how bad things can get! You abandoned me here, Tai Shang Xiao Jun. I've spent half my life as a human, I hope my final fate isn't to die here as a pet dog!"

After a frantic run, Hua Sheng was blocked by a high wall. Hua Sheng desperately tried to jump over the wall, but this desperate tactic was clearly ineffective against a small dog; the wall was simply too high. Hua Sheng jumped with all his might but couldn't even reach half the height.

The chaotic behemoth stared at the teddy bear, roaring as it approached step by step. Just as despair was about to overwhelm Hua Sheng, a sudden thought struck him: the fire control technique he had just used to transform him into Godzilla should still be effective. He wondered if he could roast this monster with fire!

"Ouch!"

Teddy Bear Dog Hua Sheng growled, and sure enough, flames shot out of his mouth. Overjoyed, he realized it really could breathe fire. He took a deep breath and roared at the monster with all his might, instantly creating a sea of ​​fire before his eyes!
Wow, that's amazing! There's hope!
But before he could even feel happy, he realized he was only about the size of two palms. What was this sea of ​​fire?
Upon closer inspection, he realized that the burned area was less than one square meter.

My life is over!

Hua Sheng, utterly despondent, sat down and stretched out her furry little paws. Maybe she should shake hands, stick out her tongue, and act cute to see if that could save her life.

The monster Chaos glanced at him in confusion, then let out a loud roar, sending the Teddy dog, Flower Bloom, flying into the air and crashing into the brick wall behind it.

This really is the final round! I'll be bitten into mincemeat, utterly and completely finished! With the will to fight but no strength left, Hanamori could only cover his eyes with his little furry paws.

Just then, a loud scraping sound of rails and a deep train horn blared from afar. Two bright headlights appeared before Hanamori's eyes, blinding him like searchlights. An empty subway train was speeding towards the monster from behind, like a long line of beams!

Taishang Xiaojun was standing on top of the chariot, shouting, "You wretched creature! I've brought the Iron Dragon to teach you a lesson!"

It turned out it wasn't an earth dragon, but an entire subway train that he had somehow brought from somewhere!

Amidst the deafening roar of the train on the tracks and the sound of wind slicing through the air, Tai Shang Xiao Jun stood up and shouted, "Let me show you the power of being reduced to the second dimension! Hurry, hurry, as the law commands! Divine Spell for Drawing Immortals!"

A deafening roar! The earth shook violently!
A bright flash of light, accompanied by a violent impact and a deafening roar, sent Hua Sheng flying.

After an unknown amount of time, the smoke and dust in the tunnel gradually dissipated. Hanamoto covered his nose with his paw, but dogs have very sensitive noses, and the smoke made his eyes and nose water.

In a blur, Tai Shang Xiao Jun's indistinct figure quickly ran up to Hua Sheng and patted his body. Hua Sheng immediately felt his limbs stretch out and he transformed back into human form.

"I'm late! It took me a lot of effort to move all the passengers out of the carriage; they're all on the platform now," said Tai Shang Xiao Jun.

"What about Chaos?" Hua Sheng rubbed the sand that had gotten into his eyes.

"I sealed it into the book."

"Seal it into a book?"

"Yes. I couldn't find any reliable container nearby, only a primary school student's schoolbag, so I bumped Chaos into the textbook."

"Textbooks? In the textbooks for nine-year compulsory education?"

"Yup!"

"Ahem! With so many exam questions and papers, even a celestial being would have a hard time escaping." Hua Sheng chuckled dryly, knowing that every child could relate to this.

Hopefully, this student won't tear the book, otherwise the ferocious beast Chaos will escape again!

(End of this chapter)