Soul Patch

Chapter 99 The System's Confession

I have something to say!

I am the Soul Patch System. I am a demonic and strange system, but also a pure and kind one.

So when the author said he would take me flying and make me a god, I actually believed it.

But the unscrupulous author deceived me and humiliated me.

Sizzling and sparking~

Look at what this heartless author has done:

Submit to the light novel channel!!!

I just want to ask, is this even anime?

The light novel channel is not under contract (Nice), so we're moving to the urban channel—Urban Fantasy.

Please, buddy, I'm just an ordinary system. I can't fly, I can't go underground, I can't cultivate immortality, I can't become a demon... Besides, author, in which sentence did you write about superpowers?

Not a single word, okay?

The author finally had a change of heart and brought me back to the suspense channel; I was finally home!

The book that found its home has reached 100,000 words and is no longer in its new book period.

The author has been writing over 100,000 words and the contract status hasn't changed yet, so readers are afraid to keep reading, worried that the author might quit one day.

Oh oh oh!

I am innocent, and I have already done my best as a system... I want to leave Wen!

I can't keep complaining, the author is coming (whispering).

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A Note Before Publication

Before it goes on sale, the author should play the victim...

The author doesn't need to play the victim.

The author is truly pitiful!

The author has waited an eternity for it to be published on the main page of Qidian!

A century is an exaggeration; it's definitely more like a year.

Register an account, start a book, and sign a contract after 10,000 words.

When I tried to promote my book, I searched the entire suspense channel on Qidian.com but couldn't find it.

The author only just realized that the book was published on Qidian's female-oriented platform (receiving profound disdain from the system).

After finishing the first book, I firmly started my second book on Qidian's main channel. It was a fantasy novel and was featured on QQ Reading after 30,000 words.

This book remains firmly published on the main page of Qidian.com:

Of course,

30,000 words, light novel channel, no site message;

50,000 words, urban channel, no site message;

(System: Serves you right!)

100,000 words, then it shifts to the suspense channel...

Finally, the book caught the attention of editor Zhu Sha, and a contract was signed three days later.

When the editor noticed me, I even felt like a single guy being blessed by a goddess.

Ahem... It must be because of constantly switching channels that the book's contract was delayed. (System: Where did you get your confidence?)

In summary,

After going through two separate websites and switching between three channels, the author finally got a contract and was listed on Qidian.com.

From registering on May 17th last year to typing this text today.

It took a year and... (counting on my fingers 1, 2, 3, too lazy to count) half a month.

Therefore, the author would like to sincerely thank the editor, Zhu Sha, and the fan club and all readers for their support... Without your support, this book would not have been able to be published (it could only have been completed).

The author has decided to release an extra chapter... five chapters (crossed out)... no chapters (crossed out), to thank everyone for their support!

Finally, this book will be available on June 6.1st, with VIP access available from midnight.

The author is someone who graduated from kindergarten more than twenty years ago (System: Pshaw!).

I'm begging for first-time subscriptions and monthly votes!

This book has been featured this month, and Brother Chao is dressing up as a woman to thank the readers!

P.S.: A systematic evaluation has shown that the author has schizophrenic tendencies and urgently needs subscriptions and monthly passes for treatment.

The author states that their system is exceptionally honest and never lies.

Wait, what's with that confession above...?

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(End of this chapter)