wear it lord god

Chapter 2635 Immortal Realm Workers 3
One place is settled, but there are two more to go.

So the clerk asked the other two if they had made up their minds. If they still hadn't decided, they would have to go directly to the waiting area, which is the labor market. Then they would have to find jobs themselves and see if anyone wanted them.

In the end, both chose the clerk's suggestion; one went to Si Lei's office, and the other went to Beitianmen.

The clerk then led them to their future workplaces.

First, we went to the Thunder God's Office, which was very busy. There were more than a dozen floating mirrors there, each containing a corresponding immortal. The immortals in the mirrors were above the clouds, using their respective supernatural powers to cast spells and create lightning.

Several other immortals, both male and female, came over with tokens and announced the next place that needed lightning, while looking into the mirror.

Not only are there specific locations, but also time and the intensity of the lightning. Once the immortals outside have finished, they quickly fly to other places to set up their own arrangements.

Xi Ning watched without blinking.

What kind of dimension is this? It's so interesting that even lightning is man-made. I suppose other realms like the Wind and Rain Bureau are the same.

The clerk boasted, "See? This place is considered good. Thunder is much less common in the mortal realm than wind and rain. Don't even think about earthquakes. Those places have powerful backers; it's not a place for mortals like you to become immortals."

Wow, earthquakes are indeed less frequent than thunder.

"And there's no shortage of work here, unless you're lazy. You can finish at least three jobs a day, which is about ten lightning strikes, and then you can rest."

Master Yuxuan looked troubled: "Summoning lightning ten times... I can only do eight times at most, celestial official."

The clerk, however, seemed to have known all along: "Those who have just ascended to immortality after achieving the Great Dao Perfection can strive to do it ten times. In the Immortal Realm, which has existed for thousands of years, every rule is the result of precise calculations and the accumulation of long-term experience. If you can't do it, it's either because you're lazy or you're slacking off during cultivation. Anyway, there's a hundred-year probationary period. If you cultivate diligently during this time, the spiritual energy in the Immortal Realm is abundant, and you can ask for more spirit stones to help with your monthly salary."

"You can stay here when you're tired, and be a messenger like them, or you can stay a messenger forever."

He lowered his voice and said, "The salary of the messenger is not high. If someone on a mission feels that the thunder is too loud and prays that the thunder is less loud, it will be considered a meritorious deed. This is considered a personal matter, and the extra income is sometimes more than the monthly salary."

Master Yu Xuan quickly cupped his hands in thanks. It seems this little old man is quite adaptable; after all, even the fastest ascension to immortality through cultivation takes hundreds of years, and he's already a shrewd old man.

At this moment, the manager of the Thunder Department came over and completed the handover procedures with the clerk. Yu Xuan Dao Ren thus became a probationary miscellaneous servant in the Thunder Department.

Because the North Heavenly Gate is quite far away, and people usually ascend to heaven through the South Heavenly Gate, the north is much farther away. Therefore, the clerk first went to the Ye Palace, which was specifically for storing maids.

Along the way, the clerk kept talking, making Xining listen carefully.

In the previous part of the story, the protagonist was attracted by the pavilions, towers, exotic flowers and plants along the way, and found the clerk's nagging annoying.

The text discusses who guards the four heavenly gates. The East Heavenly Gate is typically used for special purposes. The West Heavenly Gate marks the territory of the Western Ancestor.

Although the Northern Heavenly Gate, where Marquis Wu'an is going, is the most arduous, connecting the North Sea and the edge of the Netherworld, and is frequently attacked by remnants of demons, it is also the easiest place to earn military merits, not only shortening the probationary period but also bringing rewards.

As for the South Heavenly Gate, mortals without powerful backers shouldn't even dream of becoming immortals. They should first spend three to five thousand years at the North Heavenly Gate and then see if they are truly the chosen one.

As for the Imperial Ladies' Palace, it is said that it houses over three hundred immortal maidens who have attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven from various places. They are usually assigned tasks such as cleaning and washing. When needed, they are selected from various locations, but most are short-handed and are sent back after only one job.

Of course, some did well and stayed on.

Compared to the entire celestial realm, the inner palace wasn't particularly large—just a three-courtyard siheyuan (traditional courtyard house)—but it was large enough to accommodate over three hundred celestial maidens. In the middle of the courtyard, a dozen or so celestial maidens were washing clothes; each one was beautiful enough to be a favored concubine in the mortal world.

Unlike the mortal world, the water here is not river water, lake water, or well water, but is spat out by a divine beast with a dragon head in a pool.

It inhales air into the clouds, drawing in a large amount of cloud from afar, then turns its head towards the pool and spits out a stream of clear water.

Xi Ning carefully discerned: "Gongfu?" One of the nine sons of the dragon.

The clerk said, "Good eye! It's a centipede. It can both suck up clouds and spit out water, and it can also suck up water to turn it into rain. After you finish washing the clothes, it will be able to suck up all the water and go to the rain-controlling department."

He couldn't help but sigh, "All I need is water, clouds, and a few fish and shrimp, and my monthly salary is meager. Not long ago, two more centipedes arrived, and they laid off four minor immortals. It's getting harder and harder to make a living in the Rain Department."

Well, the oxen and horses here not only have to compete with the newly ascended immortals, but also with divine beasts.

Although mortal oxen and horses work much harder, they eat more than humans. They can't be fed just grass; sometimes they need some bean cakes or something similar. This divine beast, on the other hand, can get by drinking water and swallowing clouds, which is simply too cruel for the oxen and horses of the celestial realm.

The clerk continued walking ahead: "Here, only the clothes of the palace servants are washed. Heavenly soldiers have their own laundry area, and those of the rank of middle immortal or above have their own laundry area. Great immortals don't need to wash clothes; they can use magic."

Lord Wu'an was a little puzzled and couldn't help but ask, "Does the Immortal not know how to use magic?"

Cleaning clothes is a simple matter; for ordinary cultivators in the mortal realm, it's a matter of using a purification talisman and a little magic power after reaching the Foundation Establishment stage. Of course, this excludes heroic spirits like him, as well as those whose bodies are sealed away.

"Of course," the clerk replied. "It's just that the immortals are busy with many affairs, so why waste their limited magical power on cleaning clothes?"

Well, if Yu Xuan Dao Ren wants to go out and perform well in the future, doing his best is just the minimum requirement. Zhong Xian is like a supervisor or business manager, it won't be easy.

Soon, a senior fairy named Ningxin took over her duties.

However, Ningxin is not the head of the inner palace. According to the memories of the original owner's previous life, ten fairies form a group, with one senior fairy acting as the group leader. Each of the ten groups is also overseen by a junior steward, so there are three junior stewards here. Finally, there is the head of a palace or region, with one or two deputy heads.

Ningxin first taught her the rules, sitting her in a room that resembled a classroom, where there were five other fairies, each with their own table and a thick book called "The Celestial Rules".

The rules of Heaven are more numerous and the punishments are more severe than those of the mortal world, so you must familiarize yourself with them first.

After reading this, the next step is to cultivate oneself.

When you have free time, you can rest or practice your fairy self-cultivation by borrowing books such as "Chronicles of the Immortal Realm" and "Records of the Immortal Realm" from the nearby library.

No matter how hard you try, you might not be able to stand out.

In the celestial realm, there are 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, 80,000 naval troops, at least 800 great immortals who can be ranked, and countless fairy maidens and lesser immortals.

This is the celestial realm, teeming with talented immortals; there's no shortage of immortals at all.

From princess to celestial beasts of burden, the emperor who loved his daughter truly brought misery upon the original owner of this body. It would have been better to let the original owner enter the cycle of reincarnation.

Given that the person's lifespan is short and they haven't committed any major mistakes, they must have accumulated some merit in their previous life. They are destined for wealth and honor in this life, and even if they use up all their merit, they can at least be reborn into a well-off family in their next life.

If people knew how tiring it was for ordinary immortals in the celestial realm, they'd rather stay in the mortal world. How many of them would still be willing to ascend to immortality? It truly proves the saying, "Better to be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond."