wear it lord god

At night, a desk lamp sits on the table. Inside, instead of a light bulb or a candle, is a luminous pearl.

The priceless luminous pearls of the mortal realm are merely used as lights here; the storage bags that are considered celestial treasures in the lower realm are possessed by every immortal here.

In fact, aren't people the same way?

Xi Ning raised her head and gently pinched the bridge of her nose between her eyes with her fingers.

So tiring. The immortals in the celestial realm are indeed intricate and complex. There are five or six founding ancestors alone. Fortunately, their descendants are all born of themselves. If it were some kind of mind-blowing myth, where washing one's left eye gives birth to a god, washing one's right eye gives birth to another god, washing one's nostril gives birth to one god, washing one's genitals... cough cough, washing one's genitals once could give birth to seven or eight gods. Even the Calabash Brothers weren't born that fast.

If it's born from the nostrils, that's alright. But if it's born from a cough, seeing it is like seeing the goddess of beauty from Athena Chusen. Every time you see it, you'll definitely think about that aspect.

There are so many immortals, and the original owner of this body has been in the immortal realm for five hundred years without figuring them all out. She hasn't even memorized all the names of the great immortals with immortal positions. I wonder how long it will take her to memorize them all.

Shangqing: "Actually, you don't need to work so hard. You can ask me."

Xining...

Shangqing: "Although it seems a bit late to say this now, I'm just too busy, and you didn't even ask me."

It added a sentence at the end: "That's what the system is for."

Xining...

He was instantly riddled with holes by more than a dozen flying arrows, especially in his chest and heart area, where he felt like he was stabbed by four or five arrows. It was a direct critical hit!
Okay, okay, the system is to assist the main god.

Someone tell me what kind of life I used to live. It was like my ex was dead.

I closed the book and stopped reading.

I put all the books back on the table and looked at the empty library. There was no pride of being a top student, only bitterness in my heart.

When you go back, be as careful as possible and push the door gently.

The fairies in the dormitory had all lay down, almost all of them fast asleep, while two others were meditating.

As she walked past, she glanced at him a couple more times. This must be a habit she developed during her cultivation; it indicates she has some level of cultivation. She should try to avoid provoking him in the future.

I went to my bed, took off my shoes, and tried to be as quiet as possible as I could before spreading out the thin blanket to cover myself. The porcelain pillow was quite hard, and I wasn't used to it, but I was tired and fell asleep quickly.

Life in the celestial realm thus begins, with a morning drum every day. As the drumbeats become increasingly frequent, it signifies that the celestial maidens who announce the dawn are beating the drums to welcome the rising golden sun.

In the evening, the resounding chimes will signal the setting of the sun and the arrival of night.

The next day, he stopped reading books and went straight to the yard to learn the rules.

On the third day of learning the rules, the new fairies were led away by the senior fairies in charge of them and went to work with the fairies in this group.

This group was assigned to clear the way for Fairy Jinhua.

They were arranged in neat pairs, with senior fairies leading the way and following behind.

Xining was the last to enter, so she followed at the back, imitating the fairy beside her, placing her hands on her abdomen, about seventy or eighty centimeters away, keeping a close distance from the one in front.

Along the way, some of the fairies began to gossip. Just like women in the mortal realm, fairies in the celestial realm often have a couple who enjoy talking, and through this, she learned some things.

Jin Hua Fairy is the daughter of Dongming Daxian. She loves to show off and always has to travel in a four-phoenix carriage. She also needs two groups of twenty fairies to stand in front of her mansion, one about every ten meters.

They call them a road-clearing project, but they're really just roadside decorations. A row of them stretches for hundreds of meters, looking quite impressive.

A fairy with her hair in two buns whispered to the fairy beside her, "She's just a great fairy. Even the Great Emperor travels in a more low-key manner than her. She acts like the Queen Mother of the West, but she doesn't even ride in a carriage."

Those of the highest rank ride in a carriage drawn by four phoenixes or four dragons. The higher the rank, the more luxurious the carriage and the more dragons and phoenixes pulling it. At most, it is a palanquin, drawn by nine dragons or nine phoenixes.

Another person also expressed their dissatisfaction and resentment: "Just because the car is like this, they're making things difficult for us. Last time, the other two groups stood there for ages before this young lady finally got out. I wonder how long she'll have to stand here this time."

"Heh~" The twin-bun fairy scoffed coldly: "They only know how to mess with us. If they had the ability, they could have summoned some heavenly soldiers to clear the way. Wouldn't that have been more impressive?"

Another fairy whispered among herself, "It is said that the Great Immortal Dongming is trying to find a way for her to marry her superior, the Great Emperor Dongyue. Whenever she has the chance to see the Great Emperor Dongyue, she eagerly goes to him, and this time will surely be the same. It's just a pity that the Great Emperor Dongyue doesn't even look at her. He has been pursuing her for hundreds of years and still hasn't given up."

"Alright, that's enough." Fairy Leng Ning turned around and glared at him before continuing to walk ahead: "Watch your words. You two are such gossips, you'll get what's coming to you sooner or later because of your talkativeness."

The fairies dared not say anything more and continued on their way.

Upon arriving at the Dongming Immortal Abode, two senior fairies used light rulers to measure the distance, placing one fairy every ten meters.

The light ruler is a magical tool that uses light to measure distances. After setting the desired distance, pressing it projects the light beyond that distance. Once someone stands on it, you stand beside them, press it again, and then set the next point.

This magical artifact will also be manufactured in the future. When humanity develops to a certain point, technology will inevitably catch up with, or even surpass, immortal techniques.

Xi Ning stood in the last row, a hundred meters away from the gate of Dongming Immortal Mansion. She looked down at her feet. She felt this fairy had lost her mind; the fairy standing outside her mansion looked more like the stone statues on either side of a tomb.

She still wanted to marry the Great Emperor. In the celestial realm, marriage was either a predestined match recognized by the Temple of the Old Man of the Moon, or it required the Queen Mother's approval. Presumably, the Temple of the Old Man of the Moon hadn't approved it, so the Great Emperor had to go to the Queen Mother for a favor. The Queen Mother generally wouldn't make things difficult for someone of such a high celestial rank.

And he always needs twenty fairies to clear the way when he goes out? Isn't that insane? You have to understand that everyone in the celestial realm has cultivation or merit, and the position of Great Emperor requires both magical power and cultivation. Even a demonic Great Emperor wouldn't be here.

If it were her, she wouldn't want anyone, regardless of whether they were an emperor or even a celestial being. And the Queen Mother might not be willing to pay the price for the face of a celestial being.

While I was standing there waiting, the high-ranking official appeared and said, "How about we startle the phoenix pulling the carriage, and then you stop the carriage to rescue the people? You might have a chance to enter the manor and become a manor-level fairy."

Xining...

The high-ranking official said, “It’s easy to frighten the phoenix. Just stand in the middle of the road with your arms outstretched, and close your eyes if you’re scared. It would be best if you could shout ‘Protect Fairy Jinhua,’ or something like that. When it gets close to you, I will stop the phoenix. Do I intend to just barely hit you, or knock you away? Don’t worry, in the immortal realm, you won’t die from being hit. For injuries sustained in the line of duty, I will give you pills or immortal water. Minor injuries like broken ribs or broken bones will heal quickly after taking them.”

Xining...

The system can provide this kind of assistance? Such a routine, such a convoluted scheme.

Tears streaming down my face, I wondered what all my hard work and solo struggles were for.
Shangqing: "It's just that Fairy Jinhua is rather willful and capricious, and needs to be coaxed. With your flattery skills, it shouldn't be difficult. Today, the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak and Emperor Wenchang are playing chess. When she comes back, she will definitely be furious and will inevitably beat and scold her maids. Or she might break a bone and have to rest in bed for two days."

Okay, okay, is my sister determined to break a bone today?

When being thrown into the air, is it necessary to perform a 360-degree side spin in mid-air before landing heavily? (End of Chapter)