wear it lord god

Chapter 2647 Immortal Realm Workers 15
Have you given up on these thoughts? Can you really give them up?

Today is the perfect time to drug each other, roll around in bed, and solidify the relationship. There are plenty of women in the courtyard, and there should be quite a few male deities in the front hall as well. I wonder if they've invited the Matchmaker Temple. They can tie the red thread directly and arrange the marriage.

Xining and Ningxin returned to their seats in the garden. The main and guest seats were still empty. Seeing the fairies sitting there chatting and laughing as usual, it seemed that Emperor Donghua had not come. He must have been invited directly by Fairy Jinhua.

Otherwise, these fairies would have had their eyes shining long ago, instead of remaining so calm.

There were still some snacks left on her table, but she didn't plan to touch them. Even though there were many eyes watching, there was no guarantee that someone with ulterior motives wouldn't add something to them.

Once tea, snacks, or drinks are out of sight, one should not consume them; this is an age-old principle that remains unchanged.

Looking at the few remaining snacks on the plate, I felt a little sorry for them. I couldn't take them home with me. I should have eaten them faster and finished them all.

Some time has passed, and Jinhua should logically come out to greet the guests, but she hasn't shown up yet. If this flower-viewing banquet was just to steal her business, she doesn't think she has the nerve to do that... She wonders if she's drugged her.

I'm really looking forward to seeing some excitement. The three main methods of murder at ancient world banquets are pushing someone into the water, drugging them, and catching them in the act of adultery. The latter two are highly likely, about 30% of the time, to be combined.

In the celestial realm, you definitely wouldn't see someone being pushed into the water. Most people, even if they can't swim, have magic powers and can dry their clothes in seconds without even needing to change.

Shangqing: "I'm off. The Immortal Emperor is about to be affected."

Xi Ning immediately lowered her eyes, concealing the gossipy glint in them.

How did they get poisoned? You know, it's not easy to drug a deity of that level. They're experienced and have seen all sorts of tricks. Unless they have some kind of special aura, it's really difficult to make them fall for it.

Shangqing: "Jinhua naturally thought of that as well. She could easily detect the difference in food and drink, and the Immortal Emperor had long since abstained from grains. So she used incense. First, she sprinkled incense powder on the Immortal Emperor's usual route, so that even if he smelled it, he would think it was the fragrance of flowers. Then, she burned incense in the house to enhance the effect."

"The medicine took effect, and Jinhua took off her clothes and clung to him...tsk tsk."

It's making me really curious; I just want to go see it.

At this moment, a fairy maiden arrived and bowed, saying, "The chrysanthemums in the north are in full bloom. Please, fairies, move over and admire them."

The small courtyard to the north of the main courtyard is the very place where we just met Jinhua. If we lead people there and then "accidentally" stumble upon Jinhua and the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak rolling around together, the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak will have no way to explain himself.

Xining immediately stood up and watched as the fairies gracefully walked out, feeling extremely anxious.

She was of low status and shouldn't have gone first; otherwise, she would have lifted her skirt and led the others to run over.

The fairy maiden in front led the way, moving slowly, probably calculating the time, waiting until the clothes were off and the sheets were at least half rolled around before they could do it.

Generally, it was the women who first saw it, and then the men in the front hall learned of it; the women used it for dissemination, and the men used it in court.
Xining was at the very end, feeling extremely anxious. Meanwhile, Ningxin, walking in the middle, was extremely attentive to Vice Chief Pingyang, saying that she needed Vice Chief Pingyang to put in a good word for her when she was transferred to Fengjun Academy.

Shangqing: "No need to rush, we won't be able to see it in the past."

Xining...?
Shangqing: "The Great Emperor of Dongyue just knocked Jinhua unconscious and escaped from the room. He knocked out all the gatekeepers in the courtyard. She's currently burning with lust and almost out of her mind. Do you want to go and pick her up?"

Xining...

Um, Your Excellency, is there any medicine or method to relieve this heat?
Shangqing: "No, you know this kind of setting. Only this and that, hehehehe, will work."

Xining...

I don't know. I'm still a virgin, a goddess. I don't know what this or that is, or what "hehehe" means.

The high-ranking official said, "You really are interesting. I knew I wasn't wrong about you. Now you can't go even if you want to; someone has already beaten you to it. Oh~, I didn't expect the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak to be so good at tearing clothes." Wow~~~, who? Actually, the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak has such profound magical power that he could easily make someone's clothes disappear in an instant, or even pulverize them. Why would he need to tear them?
Shangqing: "Completely lost their rationality. And tearing it apart is so exciting, wow, oh..."

Cough cough, I really want to see. Okay, that explanation works too. By the way, who's that person helping in the fight?

Shangqing: "It's that Feng who was frightened last time while pulling the carriage, and who saved Jinhua."

Oh, that's her. I remember she was assigned to sweep the front hall, but I didn't see her this time.

The high-ranking official said, "He was afraid that she would seduce the Emperor of Dongyue, so he was temporarily asked to take a leave of absence and was not allowed to come out of his room."

Well, despite all the precautions, they still ended up rolling around together.

Shangqing: "He was much more proactive than you. Knowing that the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak might be in danger today, he played the zither in his room until his fingers turned red. Hard work pays off, and he successfully lured him here."

What was initially thought to be fate turned out to be all a scheme. The problem is, isn't this Eastern Peak Emperor supposed to be heartless and desireless? Once the effects of the medicine wear off, will he still be willing to take responsibility? You have to understand what he's in charge of; he could easily pull out a celestial soul, give it a bowl of Meng Po soup, and send it off to enjoy bliss in the mortal realm. If he feels guilty, then he could grant it three lifetimes of luxury and numerous descendants.

Thinking about this, I couldn't help but feel a little tempted. If I weren't the one who wasn't the original owner of this body, I might consider trying this path.

Shangqing: "He kept saying no, but then he took the initiative to rip off someone's clothes. Oh my, this is outrageous, outrageous!"

Is it that exciting? Can I give everyone a heads-up, or maybe I can sneak a peek?
The invited fairies were walking along the predetermined path when suddenly Jinhua led a large group of people towards a certain place.

Jin Hua must have been woken up and hadn't even had time to get ready before heading off to find the Eastern Peak Emperor. That's why her clothes were disheveled, her hair was a mess, and her hair ornaments were askew among her tangled hair, threatening to fall off at any moment.

Looking at Jin Hua, who was like a madwoman and exuded murderous intent, even the fairy maid who was leading the way was stunned... It seemed that this was not how the script was written.

The invited fairies noticed something amiss and, without prior arrangement, all followed Jinhua.

Since everyone was just watching the drama unfold, Xi Ning's gossip-loving spirit was rekindled, and she joined in.

This time, Jinhua's walking speed was much faster. Towards the end, she was running. Some of the fairies couldn't keep up and felt that running was improper, so they simply flew instead.

At this point, who cared about manners? Xining lifted her skirt and chased after them. Several fairies, seeing this, hesitated for a moment, then also lifted their skirts and ran after her.

When they arrived, they saw that the Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak had already put on his clothes. The twelve tassels of beads covered most of his face, making it impossible to see his complexion.

The fairy covered herself with the blanket and curled up in the corner of the bed, her exposed arms and neck bearing a few suggestive red marks.

Looking at the solemn red and blue dragon-patterned crown robe and twelve-tassel crown of the Eastern Peak Emperor, I couldn't help but imagine how Jin Hua and this fairy would tear and forcibly strip off such a top-notch uniform.

Shangqing: "Hahaha..."

"Ah~, you..." Fairy Jinhua was so angry that her eyes turned red. She pounced on the fairy with bared teeth and claws, unleashing a barrage of swear words and kicks.

"Enough!" The Great Emperor of the Eastern Peak roared in a deep voice, so loud it seemed to shake the entire house.

Those with less skill, including Xi Ning and Jin Hua, covered their ears.

"Dongming!"

An immortal with a long, white beard and wearing a Taoist robe was summoned.