wear it lord god

Xi Ning stood to the side, stroking her chin and fingertips, wondering if she should just take the old man in as well.

After much thought, the old man hadn't done anything seriously wrong. Taking him in for no reason would only hinder the original owner's cultivation of the Dao.

So she summoned several wandering spirits from the banner and directed them to move the sleeping old man to the empty iron cage in the basement, and then added an invisibility talisman to the old man's body.

This low-grade talisman is only valid for one hour. So, even if you use a time converter, you won't be able to find anything when the old man wakes up two hours later.

Even if someone else accidentally stumbles into the basement, they will only see an empty cage and will never discover the vice dean sleeping soundly inside.

Moreover, these two talismans will automatically burn out when the time comes, leaving no trace.

Wow, perfect!

After arranging everything, Xining leisurely returned to her dormitory to catch up on sleep.

Perhaps because she had been through so much trouble, and was even scared half to death by a nightmare in Defense Against the Dark Arts class, she slept so soundly that she was awakened by a rapid knocking on the door.

"I don't want to move. Good things don't come knocking, and if they do, they're not good." Xi Ning turned over and went back to sleep.

The door creaked open!
The sound of light footsteps and the wind flowing through the room indicated that someone was approaching, and there was more than one person.

Only when the bed curtains were suddenly flung open did Xi Ning lazily turn over, squinting her eyes and asking in a thick, nasal voice, "Hmm...who is it?"

Three people were standing in front of the bed: the man with the mustache, the Potions professor, and the white-bearded Vice Dean Sergeant.

Xi Ning looked at Vice Dean Sai in surprise: "Dean, what happened to your face?"

Vice Dean Sai's face was bruised and swollen, covered in dirt. Fortunately, his magic robe was black, so the dirt wasn't visible, but it smelled terrible; the stench could be smelled from a great distance.

Xi Ning reached under her pillow and picked up her phone, glancing at it as she looked at it. Just two hours had passed.

Vice Dean Sai had almost completely lost his usual kind and gentle demeanor; his eyes were bloodshot, and he asked through gritted teeth, word by word, "Where were you just now?"

"Sleep here?" Xining blinked her innocent big eyes, looking completely bewildered.

“No need for all that trouble.” The mustachioed man next to her raised his wand and waved it at her: “Tell the truth!”

The Potions professor frowned immediately and said with displeasure, "How can you just cast spells on students like that?"

Truth or Dare! It's that same old routine again.
Xi Ning said helplessly, "Go ahead and ask. After you're done, I can go back to sleep."

As long as the goal was achieved, the man with the mustache, with a hint of smugness, began to ask, "Did you move the vice-dean to the basement?"

"No," Xining answered frankly.

It wasn't my sister, it was those few spirits.

The man with the mustache paused for a moment, then asked his second question: "When was the last time you saw the vice president?"

“Now.” Xi Ning blinked. It was the truth, wasn’t it? The person was standing right in front of her right now.

The man with the mustache rolled his eyes dramatically: "And what about before that?"

Xi Ning raised her hand and held her phone in front of him, saying matter-of-factly, "Before you check your phone."

"It was just the three of you who rushed in," she said, glancing at Vice Dean Sai, then at the time on her phone, before looking at them again. "It's all the truth!"

Now that the three questions are answered, is it time to cast the truth spell again?
The man with the mustache was both angry and annoyed: "You're being sophistical!"

Xi Ning blinked, looking completely innocent. "It's clearly your fault for not asking the right question. What does it have to do with Sister Guan?"

She turned to Vice Dean Sai and asked with feigned concern, "Dean, what happened to you?" As she spoke, she raised her hand and made a hand gesture for a cleansing spell, her finger finally pointing at Vice Dean Sai.

With a touch of light from the fingertip, the dirt and grime on Vice Dean Sai's body and face vanished instantly, and the stench disappeared completely.

Vice Dean Sai looked down at himself in surprise.

"As for the injury on your face..." She took out a pill from her storage bag: "Dean, this will make it better."

Vice Dean Sai took it, stared at it, but dared not take it, after all, medicine should not be taken casually.

The mustachioed man and the potions professor standing on either side were also staring at the pill with curiosity on their faces.

Upon hearing this, Vice Dean Sai quickly stuffed the pill into his mouth. The pill melted instantly upon entering his mouth, and a surge of spiritual energy flowed down his throat, spread through his stomach, and then flowed through his bloodstream to every part of his body.

Vice Dean Sai couldn't help but shudder. When he touched his face again, the swollen wound had visibly subsided, leaving no trace.

"Dean! Your beard! Your hair!" the man with the mustache exclaimed.

When Vice Dean Sai looked down, he noticed that his long beard, which reached down to his stomach, was now mixed with a few black hairs, which were originally pure white!
This isn't about prolonging life; it's clearly about rejuvenating!

Looking at the Potions Professor who appeared to be in his early thirties but was actually in his forties, his eyes almost popped out of his head. He grabbed Xi Ning's wrist and asked urgently, "Are there any more? Give me one too!"

“This is really all gone.” Xi Ning scratched the back of her head, looking innocent. “This stuff is very expensive, and this is the only one I got.”

The light on the Potions Professor's face instantly went out, and he slumped down, deflated.

“But here’s another one.” Xi Ning took out another pill from her storage bag: “Youthful Appearance Pill. After taking it, although it cannot stop the aging of the body from the inside out, it can keep your figure and appearance unchanged for ten years.”

The potions professor was overjoyed and snatched it away, stuffing it into his mouth without even saying thank you.

It's true that women are afraid of getting old and care most about their appearance.

"And what about me?" The man with the mustache didn't care about his professorial dignity anymore. He leaned closer and looked at Xi Ning expectantly. "Give me one too, anything is fine!"

"Oh, let me look." Xining rummaged through her storage bag for a while before finally finding Ah Yili.

As soon as it was taken out, the little mustache hurriedly snatched it, threw it into his mouth, tilted his head back, and swallowed it down in one gulp.

Now it was Xi Ning's turn to widen her eyes: "You just ate it like that?"

"What's wrong? What kind of elixir is this?" The man with the mustache asked belatedly, startled.

"Um, cough cough..." Xi Ning cleared her throat, looking flustered: "Let me make this clear first, don't be angry, I really didn't mean it, this is... a stinky pill."

Jingxing: "Haha, you did it on purpose."

Seeing the man with the mustache's face turn deathly pale, she quickly explained, "I only had this one pill left, and I didn't expect you to swallow it directly. There are no side effects, just let the gas out for three days and you'll be fine. In fact, it's beneficial; it helps to clear the air and expel all the stagnant energy from the body. You'll feel refreshed afterwards."

Stinky Dan… The man with the mustache froze, standing there dumbfounded. The next second, a loud, unrestrained sound rang out:

"puff--"

"Ugh..." The Potions Professor quickly raised his hand to cover his nose, his brows furrowed so deeply they could trap a fly.

The Potions professor covered his nose and took three steps back.

Xi Ning pulled the blanket over her mouth and nose. Good heavens, the smell is overwhelming! Did that guy with the mustache eat butter and onions? (End of Chapter)