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Chapter 736 The Unfortunate Female Cultivator's Counterattack 23

Well, actually he didn't want to understand either.

"I'll call you Senior Sister." He Miao chose the most convenient one among several names, he paused, and began to tell her what he had seen and heard.

"Before you wake up, someone is talking outside the window. They are wedding the village chief's daughter. And we, will be the best man and bridesmaid."

When he said this, his hands clenched a little.

Lan Shuying pondered: "It's an interesting setting."

He Miao didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?"

"It's nothing..." Lan Shuying looked down at herself, "They don't seem to provide us with clothes, and I don't have a bridesmaid dress."

He Miao was a little speechless.

At this time, shouldn't normal people think about how to get out of this bad situation?Why did she think of such things as bridesmaid dresses?

Could it be that this is the thinking gap between geniuses and normal people?

If any of Toffee or Red Lotus detects his mental activities, they will answer him seriously: This is the gap between abnormal people and normal people, you have to work hard.

At this moment, the wooden door was pushed open from the outside.

A woman with red circles on both sides of her face came in with two sets of clothes in her arms, beckoning them to come and change, she put down the clothes, stared at them for a few seconds, and asked suddenly: "Am I beautiful?"

He Miao:? ? ?

Facing this face smeared like a monkey's butt, he really couldn't stand against his will.

Lan Shuying stared at her for a few seconds without changing her expression, then nodded affirmatively: "Beautiful."

The woman laughed immediately, and conjured up a box of rouge out of nowhere, held it in front of her expectantly, and flaunted shyly, "This is what my man bought for me in the town before he set off. There are only three boxes, and he bought them all! He loves me so much, and before he left, he even asked the next-door couple to take care of me... um..."

She stopped, crooked her head and frowned, and said blankly, "Who is Da Niu..."

The woman couldn't see it herself, but Lan Shuying and He Miao on the opposite side could see it clearly. When she mentioned the person "Daniu", the thick rouge suddenly fell down a line on her face, but it was dark red blood. .

The white face seemed to have been washed open by the blood, and the stench of corpses gushed out from the gap!

He Miao subconsciously wanted to draw the sword, but was firmly held down by the person next to her.

Lan Shuying took the woman's rouge box and said to her calmly: "Since you can't remember it, it means that he is not an important person. Your makeup is not evenly applied. Let me tidy it up for you."

Women are very beautiful, so they really listened to it, and stood in front of her obediently with their hands down.

Seeing which face Lan Shuying wanted to attack, the woman took the initiative to raise that half of her face to make it easier for her to move.

Lan Shuying first sucked the blood from the woman's face with a handkerchief, hid the bloody side, and then wiped off the excess powder with the tail of the handkerchief.She looked at the fineness of the rouge, and said with some regret: "It is indeed a good product, but it is a pity that it has been used for a long time, and the effect of applying it is not good."

The woman was a little anxious, and just about to say something, Lan Shuying asked casually: "When did your husband go to war? Are you waiting for him at home?"

"Yes... It's been about three years?" The woman scratched her head and said dejectedly, "It's just me. He left within a month of our wedding. I was unlucky and I couldn't conceive a baby for him."

Lan Shuying smiled.

"What's the matter, isn't there a wedding in your village today? He's so happy, maybe he'll be back in a few days. By the way, I have the latest makeup powder and rouge here, and I've added a lot of good medicinal materials to it." , not only has a good color, but also nourishes the skin, do you want to try it?"

The woman was itchy by what she said, and she really felt that her husband would come back soon, so how could she greet him with such a haggard appearance?

As soon as she heard that there was a better rouge here, she was really moved.

Lan Shuying took out the rouge, the elixir favorite of the nuns, from the storage bag, and skillfully took the tool to apply it on her, while asking her about the affairs of the village.

As long as the "big cow" next door is not mentioned, women will have no abnormalities.

She is really like an infatuated woman waiting for her husband at home alone.

He Miao watched from the side, with a constipated expression on his face.

From the moment the woman entered the door, he used his divine sense to investigate, but he couldn't see through the woman's cultivation level, nor did she know her real body.It wasn't until her face cracked and the smell of the corpse leaked out that he realized that this seemingly mortal guy was probably an old corpse that had lived at least ten thousand years!

This is the case for a young man who came to give them clothes, but what about the two newcomers who are hosting the wedding banquet today?And the village chief above, what cultivation level should they have?

He Miao has always been calm, but now she is a little flustered.

What scares him even more is that the only Senior Sister Tantai around him who can be trusted and cooperated seems to be out of her mind...

Lan Shuying turned her head at this moment and glanced at him without emotion.

He Miao's heart skipped a beat, and she subconsciously showed a distorted smile.

After tidying up the human figure for the woman, Lan Shuying took half a step back, admiring her work with satisfaction.

The woman ran out and came back again. This time she brought an old bronze mirror and began to indulge herself in the mirror.

come back so soon?

Lan Shuying realized that this place should be a woman's home.

She tried the woman with the sugar osmanthus on the table, and the other party bluntly replied that she made it herself, and she would bring a few more cans to the wedding banquet in the evening to entertain the children.

"Oh... Sister Jin Gui, what are your requirements for choosing a best man and a bridesmaid, why are we the two of you?" Lan Shuying asked as she slipped the large bright red bridesmaid dress on the outside of her cassock.

The woman who claimed to be Jingui said: "I don't know how you came here. I heard that you just slept at the gate of our village. You two are of the right age and good-looking. The village chief said that I will use you."

Lan Shuying wisely didn't mention how they untied the rope, and said with a smile: "It's boring for the two of us to stay in this room. Can we go for a walk in the village before the wedding banquet? We also want to visit the village chief." .”

"That's not okay." Jingui refused very simply, and said confidently: "The village chief is busy today, how can he have time to meet outsiders, you can go shopping if you want to, remember not to take off these clothes, you have to hurry when it is late Come here, or I'll be scolded."

"Okay, we understand, we will not cause you any trouble."

Lan Shuying put the unused rouge on the table, Jingui smiled and put it into her arms, "Let's go, let's go!"

After leaving the fence of Jingui's house, He Miao whispered, "You..."

"Shhh." Lan Shuying stopped his questioning, and looked at it. On the left side of Jingui's house was an old house, more than half of which had collapsed in stone, and it was impossible to live in it at first sight. Then on the right side...

"Let's go and have a look next door."

(End of this chapter)