Bishop's Retirement
Chapter 948 Can't Get Out of Bed
Chapter 948 Can't Get Out of Bed
The next morning, Zuixianlou.
After yesterday's rest.
The inn has returned to its former hustle and bustle.
There were people coming and going in the hall, and it was very lively.
At this time, Wang Ye stood at the counter and looked at everything in front of him, with helplessness written all over his face.
Zhao Tutou was talkative for a while last night.
Inadvertently leaked the news that Princess Shouyang was still alive.
After a whole night of thinking, Wang Ye did not come up with a suitable solution.
After all, what Princess Shouyang committed back then was a crime of treason.
rebellion…
Such behavior is a heinous crime at any time.
Moreover, this is regarded as a royal family affair, and no one can tell for sure what Gao Tianci intends to do.
Even Wang Ye can't grasp it.
"Yo, rare~"
Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Aji's voice came from the side: "What's wrong with you old money fan?"
"Lying here with a helpless face..."
"Could it be that you have a headache about shopkeeper Chen?"
Between the words, Aji's tone was yin and yang.
It sounds extremely underwhelming.
"roll roll roll!"
Listening to Aji's yin and yang words, Wang Ye waved his hands impatiently: "Hurry up and greet the guests..."
"Stop fucking disturbing me here!"
Between the words, Wang Ye's face was filled with impatience.
As soon as Wang Ye's words came out, a smile appeared on Aji's face.
He looked at Wang Ye and said, "Old money fan, you don't need to have a headache..."
"This matter, we have already solved it!"
At this point, Aji's chest straightened, his face was full of pride.
"solved?"
As soon as this remark came out, Wang Ye was stunned: "It's up to you!?"
Wang Ye looked extremely shocked inside and outside the words.
It's just like Aji, who doesn't look like a bird every day.
Plus Bai Luhan, who is even less popular and bursts into the second grade.
It would be nice not to mess things up.
Still fucking solve the problem?
What about dreaming?
For a moment, Wang Ye felt unbelievable.
"Listen to what you're saying?"
Seeing the disbelief on Wang Ye's face, Aji said, "As the saying goes, three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang!"
"After our painstaking discussions last night..."
"Finally came up with a perfect method!"
The more he talked about this, the more confident Aji's face became.
snort!
Seeing Aji's confident look, Wang Ye snorted coldly, and said lazily, "What's the perfect way?"
"Speaking out will increase my knowledge..."
As he spoke, Wang Ye casually picked up a bowl of tea and took a shallow sip.
"Take laxatives!"
Hearing this, Aji said.
puff!
As soon as this remark came out, Wang Ye sprayed out a mouthful of tea.
He looked up at Aji and said in surprise, "What!?"
At the same time, he grabbed Aji's collar.
Lowering his voice, he said, "You gave the emperor laxatives!?"
"Yup!"
Hearing this, Aji poked his neck and said, "Let him stay for three days and three nights..."
"The legs will be soft by then..."
"Don't talk about going to Jinxiu Manor to drink wedding wine, getting off the kang will be a fucking effort!"
"If you can't get out of bed, you won't be able to find out!"
What was said inside and outside the words, Aji took it for granted.
I'm so...
If you can't get out of bed, you can't find it.
What the hell is the way to save five hundred people and hurt one thousand and five.
Where the hell is the plan to save people?
This is simply a good recipe for burial!
hiss!
Thinking of this, Wang Ye took a deep breath and said, "Is this your idea?"
"It's not all..."
Aji scratched his head, proudly said: "I just contributed a little idea..."
"The main strategy was given by Master Bupo, and the laxatives were also given by him..."
"It is said to be colorless and odorless, and it will never be noticed..."
"and many more!"
Before Aji finished speaking, Wang Ye suddenly discovered something: "You said just now that the laxatives were also made by him..."
"So, you have taken the laxative?"
Between the words, Wang Ye's expression was extremely ugly.
"joke…"
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji smiled slightly: "Lu Han washed all the dishes..."
"If the guess is correct, this person is already in the hut..."
I am special!
Hearing this sentence, Wang Ye couldn't help cursing secretly.
He gave Aji a hard look, and said, "I'll deal with you later!"
With that said, he ran directly towards the hut in the backyard.
While running, Wang Ye cursed in his heart.
This gang of troublemakers...
If it doesn't work out this time, let's all go across the ocean and live in seclusion in Fanbang!
With such thoughts, Wang Ye came to the hut.
As a result, as soon as he entered the hut, he saw Huang Pusong squatting in it holding toilet paper.
A face covered with sweat.
It is no longer as cold and majestic as it used to be.
???
Seeing this, Wang Ye couldn't help being taken aback.
He never expected that it was actually Huang Pusong squatting here.
"Treasurer Wang, are you in a hurry?"
Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Huang Pusong said, "I'm really sorry..."
"Today I ate the porridge and pickles that His Majesty rewarded me..."
"And then I got sick to my stomach..."
During the words, Huang Pusong let out another foul breath.
Obviously, he's trying hard.
"what?"
Hearing this, Wang Ye's heart moved, and he asked tentatively, "Is there something wrong with our porridge?"
"It's not..."
Huang Pusong shook his head and said, "This porridge is sweet and soft when I eat it, without any other strange smell..."
"Maybe it's because the porridge has cooled down, and I'm from Youzhou..."
"I can't stand these foods for a while, so I..."
Amazing!
Hearing this, Wang Ye thought secretly in his heart.
Is it the laxative formulated by Monk Bupo...
This medicine is powerful...
Even a master like Huang Pusong didn't notice it!
puff!
Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Huang Pusong let out a loud fart.
At the same time, his cheeks were slightly red, and he said, "Shopkeeper Wang, I may not get better soon..."
"I trouble you to take good care of His Majesty and keep him safe..."
puff!
Before he finished speaking, another loud fart echoed.
"I see…"
Hearing this voice, Wang Ye said, "Take it slow, I will protect His Majesty..."
At this point, Wang Ye slowly backed out.
There was a relaxed look on his face.
Damn...
Fortunately, Gao Tianci did not take this laxative, otherwise, he would really plan to go overseas to live in seclusion...
"Old money fan, it's not good!"
Just when Wang Ye was secretly relaxing, Aji ran over from behind.
"what happened again?"
Hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye said impatiently.
Carelessness was written all over his face.
At this time, Aji probably discovered that Gao Tianci hadn't taken laxatives.
Seeing Wang Ye's appearance, Aji first glanced left and right, and then whispered in Wang Ye's ear: "Your Majesty is gone!"
!!!
As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye's eyes widened.
He looked at Aji in front of him and said, "What's going on!?"
"Just now Xiao Muyun went to chat with him..."
Hearing Wang Ye's question, Aji said, "I knocked on the door for a long time and found no one answered, but I went in and found no one inside!"
Bad dish!
As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye couldn't help but close his eyes.
This damn is the one who knocked down the gourd and picked up the ladle!
How beautiful was it that Gao Tianci didn't take laxatives just now?
As a result, everyone is fucking gone!
"What are you still doing?"
Thinking of this, Wang Ye kicked Aji: "Hurry up and find it!"
In the previous chapter, I misremembered the name, it should be Shouyang, but it was written as Dongyang
(End of this chapter)
The next morning, Zuixianlou.
After yesterday's rest.
The inn has returned to its former hustle and bustle.
There were people coming and going in the hall, and it was very lively.
At this time, Wang Ye stood at the counter and looked at everything in front of him, with helplessness written all over his face.
Zhao Tutou was talkative for a while last night.
Inadvertently leaked the news that Princess Shouyang was still alive.
After a whole night of thinking, Wang Ye did not come up with a suitable solution.
After all, what Princess Shouyang committed back then was a crime of treason.
rebellion…
Such behavior is a heinous crime at any time.
Moreover, this is regarded as a royal family affair, and no one can tell for sure what Gao Tianci intends to do.
Even Wang Ye can't grasp it.
"Yo, rare~"
Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Aji's voice came from the side: "What's wrong with you old money fan?"
"Lying here with a helpless face..."
"Could it be that you have a headache about shopkeeper Chen?"
Between the words, Aji's tone was yin and yang.
It sounds extremely underwhelming.
"roll roll roll!"
Listening to Aji's yin and yang words, Wang Ye waved his hands impatiently: "Hurry up and greet the guests..."
"Stop fucking disturbing me here!"
Between the words, Wang Ye's face was filled with impatience.
As soon as Wang Ye's words came out, a smile appeared on Aji's face.
He looked at Wang Ye and said, "Old money fan, you don't need to have a headache..."
"This matter, we have already solved it!"
At this point, Aji's chest straightened, his face was full of pride.
"solved?"
As soon as this remark came out, Wang Ye was stunned: "It's up to you!?"
Wang Ye looked extremely shocked inside and outside the words.
It's just like Aji, who doesn't look like a bird every day.
Plus Bai Luhan, who is even less popular and bursts into the second grade.
It would be nice not to mess things up.
Still fucking solve the problem?
What about dreaming?
For a moment, Wang Ye felt unbelievable.
"Listen to what you're saying?"
Seeing the disbelief on Wang Ye's face, Aji said, "As the saying goes, three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang!"
"After our painstaking discussions last night..."
"Finally came up with a perfect method!"
The more he talked about this, the more confident Aji's face became.
snort!
Seeing Aji's confident look, Wang Ye snorted coldly, and said lazily, "What's the perfect way?"
"Speaking out will increase my knowledge..."
As he spoke, Wang Ye casually picked up a bowl of tea and took a shallow sip.
"Take laxatives!"
Hearing this, Aji said.
puff!
As soon as this remark came out, Wang Ye sprayed out a mouthful of tea.
He looked up at Aji and said in surprise, "What!?"
At the same time, he grabbed Aji's collar.
Lowering his voice, he said, "You gave the emperor laxatives!?"
"Yup!"
Hearing this, Aji poked his neck and said, "Let him stay for three days and three nights..."
"The legs will be soft by then..."
"Don't talk about going to Jinxiu Manor to drink wedding wine, getting off the kang will be a fucking effort!"
"If you can't get out of bed, you won't be able to find out!"
What was said inside and outside the words, Aji took it for granted.
I'm so...
If you can't get out of bed, you can't find it.
What the hell is the way to save five hundred people and hurt one thousand and five.
Where the hell is the plan to save people?
This is simply a good recipe for burial!
hiss!
Thinking of this, Wang Ye took a deep breath and said, "Is this your idea?"
"It's not all..."
Aji scratched his head, proudly said: "I just contributed a little idea..."
"The main strategy was given by Master Bupo, and the laxatives were also given by him..."
"It is said to be colorless and odorless, and it will never be noticed..."
"and many more!"
Before Aji finished speaking, Wang Ye suddenly discovered something: "You said just now that the laxatives were also made by him..."
"So, you have taken the laxative?"
Between the words, Wang Ye's expression was extremely ugly.
"joke…"
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji smiled slightly: "Lu Han washed all the dishes..."
"If the guess is correct, this person is already in the hut..."
I am special!
Hearing this sentence, Wang Ye couldn't help cursing secretly.
He gave Aji a hard look, and said, "I'll deal with you later!"
With that said, he ran directly towards the hut in the backyard.
While running, Wang Ye cursed in his heart.
This gang of troublemakers...
If it doesn't work out this time, let's all go across the ocean and live in seclusion in Fanbang!
With such thoughts, Wang Ye came to the hut.
As a result, as soon as he entered the hut, he saw Huang Pusong squatting in it holding toilet paper.
A face covered with sweat.
It is no longer as cold and majestic as it used to be.
???
Seeing this, Wang Ye couldn't help being taken aback.
He never expected that it was actually Huang Pusong squatting here.
"Treasurer Wang, are you in a hurry?"
Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Huang Pusong said, "I'm really sorry..."
"Today I ate the porridge and pickles that His Majesty rewarded me..."
"And then I got sick to my stomach..."
During the words, Huang Pusong let out another foul breath.
Obviously, he's trying hard.
"what?"
Hearing this, Wang Ye's heart moved, and he asked tentatively, "Is there something wrong with our porridge?"
"It's not..."
Huang Pusong shook his head and said, "This porridge is sweet and soft when I eat it, without any other strange smell..."
"Maybe it's because the porridge has cooled down, and I'm from Youzhou..."
"I can't stand these foods for a while, so I..."
Amazing!
Hearing this, Wang Ye thought secretly in his heart.
Is it the laxative formulated by Monk Bupo...
This medicine is powerful...
Even a master like Huang Pusong didn't notice it!
puff!
Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Huang Pusong let out a loud fart.
At the same time, his cheeks were slightly red, and he said, "Shopkeeper Wang, I may not get better soon..."
"I trouble you to take good care of His Majesty and keep him safe..."
puff!
Before he finished speaking, another loud fart echoed.
"I see…"
Hearing this voice, Wang Ye said, "Take it slow, I will protect His Majesty..."
At this point, Wang Ye slowly backed out.
There was a relaxed look on his face.
Damn...
Fortunately, Gao Tianci did not take this laxative, otherwise, he would really plan to go overseas to live in seclusion...
"Old money fan, it's not good!"
Just when Wang Ye was secretly relaxing, Aji ran over from behind.
"what happened again?"
Hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye said impatiently.
Carelessness was written all over his face.
At this time, Aji probably discovered that Gao Tianci hadn't taken laxatives.
Seeing Wang Ye's appearance, Aji first glanced left and right, and then whispered in Wang Ye's ear: "Your Majesty is gone!"
!!!
As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye's eyes widened.
He looked at Aji in front of him and said, "What's going on!?"
"Just now Xiao Muyun went to chat with him..."
Hearing Wang Ye's question, Aji said, "I knocked on the door for a long time and found no one answered, but I went in and found no one inside!"
Bad dish!
As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye couldn't help but close his eyes.
This damn is the one who knocked down the gourd and picked up the ladle!
How beautiful was it that Gao Tianci didn't take laxatives just now?
As a result, everyone is fucking gone!
"What are you still doing?"
Thinking of this, Wang Ye kicked Aji: "Hurry up and find it!"
In the previous chapter, I misremembered the name, it should be Shouyang, but it was written as Dongyang
(End of this chapter)
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