Great fusion of heaven and earth

Chapter 162 Chrysanthemum and Mouth
"Soft food is hard to eat? You look down on him too much. This old man Xu came back to recognize his son because he is his son's adoptive father. This Robin Hood is the leader of the Beijing City Planning Bureau. Old man Xu came back to work in real estate."

Zheng Sanpao pouted and said.

"After eating my wife, I will eat my son again, Mr. Xu is a cow."

Everyone in the room stretched out their thumbs. They know how to play. They really know how to play. They feel ashamed.

"This Lu Tao, like his father, is also a master who eats soft rice hard, and he can let others feed him soft rice hard. He is not serious. He has overwhelmed his father's competition by relying on soft rice. The opponent's company is not good."

Zheng Sanpao said.

"Co-author, can eating soft rice be inherited?"

"It's a skill passed down through their families."

"The soft food engraved in the blood is hard to be talented."

Everyone was amazed at the abilities of Lu Tao and his son.

All my father's life, he started his career by eating soft food. This is really a talent.

"Not only that, this Lu Tao, on the land of his adoptive father, with the money given by his own father, eats soft meals from his girlfriend, and runs a real estate business. This is awesome."

"And his adoptive father is from the Planning Bureau."

Zheng Sanpao snorted and said.

"That's over, don't you care about the avoidance mechanism?"

Everyone in the room frowned.

"People casually took the planned residential land and built office buildings."

"This guy is really cheating. His adoptive father has nothing against him, right? This is to give his adoptive father a pair of silver bracelets."

Xiaozhuang brushed his forehead with a brush and wrote down.

"What are you doing, Zhuang?"

Zheng Sanpao looked at Xiaozhuang who was writing vigorously and asked.

"Write it down, I will use it for filming TV dramas in the future."

"No, where are you going to shoot a TV series? Can you do it?"

"I have nothing to do this year, so I went back to get enough college credits. I just got my graduation certificate. Mr. Zhuo told me that he would support me to become a director in the future."

Xiaozhuang showed everyone his graduation certificate.

"Oh, let me go, my brain, you are using these real things to make TV dramas, are you out of your mind?"

Zheng Sanpao shouted loudly.

"Old Pao, what are you calling, are you not satisfied with what I said?"

Turning his back to Zhuo Qun who was fiddling with them, he said.

"It's okay, let's chat."

"It's okay, just help me install this secret weapon. I don't know how to play this thing. Shi Dafan, you should be able to play it. Come and help me."

Zhuo Qun stood up straight and said.

"What's that familiar?"

Stefan walked over.

"It looks familiar, where have you seen it before?"

Li Erniu and Deng Zhenhua touched their heads and said.

As Zhuo Qun's secret weapon was installed and formed, the two slapped their thighs and said, "I remembered a gastroscopy/colonoscopy."

"Erniu, are you disgusting? This is a gastroscope, which is used to look at the stomach. I just went to the health clinic the morning before yesterday for a gastroscope. May I not know?"

Deng Zhenhua sat there looking at Li Erniu with disgust.

"It's a colonoscopy. I just went to check it the afternoon before yesterday. It can't be wrong."

Li Erniu said.

The others glanced at each other when they heard their conversation, and smiled badly.

"Erniu, you mean you had a colonoscopy the day before you were a paratrooper, right?"

Zheng Sanpao asked.

"Correct."

Li Erniu nodded.

"You're sure the machine you're seeing is a colonoscope."

Xiao Zhuang asked.

"Yes, it's this one. You know me, Zhuang, and I won't lie."

Li Erniu pointed to the machine and said.

"I know, you won't lie, paratrooper, are you sure you used this machine to make the gastroscope?"

Xiao Zhuang asked.

"That's right, this is a gastroscope. The paratrooper's memory is infallible."

Deng Zhenhua shook his finger and said.

"The gastroscope you made, paratrooper, uses a speculum to extend from the mouth to the stomach."

Qiang Xiaowei asked.

"Yes, that taste is so uncomfortable that it makes me want to vomit. It's not why you ask this."

Deng Zhenhua said with a bitter face.

"No, paratrooper, I remember using a speculum to go in through my ass, not through my mouth, it's unhygienic, you can't talk nonsense."

Li Erniu said quickly.

"No, Er Niu, you said that you used a speculum to penetrate your asshole?"

Deng Zhenhua's face suddenly became snow white.

"Yes, I won't remember wrongly."

Everyone else hugged their bellies and laughed.

"You two don't know, do you use the same machine for gastroscopy and colonoscopy? It's just that you do gastroscopy in the morning and colonoscopy in the afternoon."

Zheng Sanpao hammered the table and said.

"Er Niu had a colonoscopy done the afternoon before you, and you had a gastroscopy done the next morning, haha, you know what that means."

Xiao Zhuang laughed and burst into tears.

"Use it for Er Niu's chrysanthemum first, and then use it for your mouth, hahaha, Deng Zhenhua, you also have today."

Qiang Xiaowei patted Deng Zhenhua on the shoulder and said.

"No, these two inspections use a machine. The paratroopers didn't do it on purpose. I don't know about it. If I knew, I wouldn't check it in front of you. How do you say this? I'm sorry for you , It’s my fault, I shouldn’t use this machine in front of you, I, I, I bow to you here.”

Li Erniu was at a loss as to whether Deng Zhenhua was with him or not, and even bowed to him.

And Deng Zhenhua sat there, looking ahead without blinking, his whole body was like a sculpture.

"Zhuang, please help me. I didn't mean to check in front of the paratroopers. I really didn't know that this thing would check the mouths of the paratroopers after inserting my ass. You have to help me."

Li Erniu grabbed Xiao Zhuang's arm, almost crying.

After Deng Zhenhua heard Li Erniu mentioning the chrysanthemum and his mouth continuously, the veins on his head burst out, he jumped up from the chair, and rushed to Li Erniu.

"Li Erniu, you and I are at odds with each other, I will strangle you to death."

When Li Erniu saw Deng Zhenhua rushing towards him, his body reacted faster than his brain. He punched Deng Zhenhua in the face and knocked Deng Zhenhua to the ground.

"Hey, paratrooper, are you okay? I didn't mean it. I just reacted instinctively. You have to understand me."

Seeing that he had knocked Deng Zhenhua to the ground, Li Erniu hurried forward to help him up.

The others looked even more joyful and laughed so hard that they couldn't breathe, all of them were blushing and had thick necks.

They didn't expect that Li Erniu's Deng Zhenhua didn't know that the speculum used for gastroscopy and colonoscopy is not the same. A pair of pants, people who spend more time together than with their wives will not know.

It's really, really interesting.

After Li Erniu helped Deng Zhenhua up, Deng Zhenhua went crazy and punched Li Erniu. Unfortunately, his skill was not Li Erniu's opponent at all, and Li Erniu easily dodged him after dozens of punches. opened.

"Paratrooper, if you can't hit me, I will pay you back. Don't fight anymore. If you continue to fight, you will wear yourself out."

Li Erniu said while hiding.

"If you let me hit you once, I won't be angry. I promise to kill you with one punch. You won't have any pain."

Deng Zhenhua said out of breath.

"Ostrich, what are you doing?"

Having finished their work, Zhuo Qun and Shi Dafan came over and looked at the happy group of people and asked.

Everyone was laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt, and they sat there crookedly, panting heavily, and told the story of these two people.

(End of this chapter)