Great fusion of heaven and earth

Zhuo Qun is very familiar with such things as entering the long river of history directly after their appearance, because their world also does this!

"After we appeared, we joined history, and then became history. The stories fabricated by human beings make you a myth, but the source of myth comes from history. It's really interesting!"

Zhuo Qun looked at Guanyin and said, "The history on our side is also the same. History has become myth, and then myth has shaped history!"

"It's not bad. All the worlds are like this. They turned the earliest history into myth, and then later generations turned myth back into history!"

Guanyin nodded, everything is like this!

"What the hell are you talking about about mythology and history? I just want to know if you can let Al have a baby with our Kryptonian!"

General Zod can't understand any myths, history, history, and myths.

In his opinion, what he cares most about is the next generation of Kryptonians!
After the Kryptonians established a new planet, they have already made a decision, that is, to abandon the use of technological means to create offspring, but to turn everything back into the original birth!

And the first thing they have to do is get Clark Kent to have enough kids for them, because he's the super Kryptonian of Kryptonians.

Just like the Super Saiyan in the Saiyan, the descendants of the Super Saiyan are very likely to become a Super Saiyan again!
Therefore, the descendants of super Kryptonians also have a great possibility to become super Kryptonians!
Therefore, General Zod very much hopes that Clark Kent can have more children!
If it weren't for the fear of genetic abnormalities due to the marriage of close relatives, he would have wanted Clark Kent to have children with all female Kryptonians, so that there is a great possibility that all Kryptonians will become super Kryptonians!

"If you want to ask for a son, I can do it, but if you want to ask for marriage, you shouldn't come to me, you should go to Yuelao!"

Avalokitesvara looked at General Zod, and directly stated that he did not have much ability in marriage, and the one who was really capable of handling marriage was actually Yuelao!
"Old Yue, where is he now? I can give him a lot of incense according to your rules!"

General Zod regards these things as a deal, but this is also completely in line with the thinking of the people of Zhuxia, that is, believe if it works well, or believe it if it does not work?
The first thing for all the gods in the land of Zhuxiakuai is to be effective, and there are only a few gods who are enshrined by people who are not effective. Guan Yu is the first person to become a god. The second one is Zhuge Liang!

Both of these two are regarded as gods and ancestors. Everything about them is very chaotic, but to a certain extent, they are very in line with the beliefs of the Zhuxia people!
Therefore, after the mythical version of the Three Kingdoms appeared, Guan Yu directly got a lot of incense and almost became a god!
And Zhuge Liang also received a lot of support, allowing him to use his mythical talent without restraint. At first, everyone didn't know the reason for this, but those people in the Water Margin world told them that this is the reason for the incense belief!
Of course, in the mythical version of the Three Kingdoms world, everyone knows the reason for this. After all, there is a passer-by who showed them this salted fish there, so they are very clear about the use of this incense belief. !
And General Zod also knows what these things are all about, so he directly stated that he can provide a lot of incense beliefs!

"Do you think these things can be traded?!"

Guanyin frowned. He actually didn't like this kind of incense trading!
And General Zod didn't know these things, so he scratched his face, "Isn't that so? We have explored the earth and found that they burn incense and pray to the gods, and then express their thoughts. Isn't this a deal?"

Yang Jian, the God of Erlang, took up behind Guanyin again at this time. He nodded when he heard this, "Yes, it is indeed a deal. They will give us incense, and then we will bless them to do things well, or just take action and help them Doing things, all in all, this is a deal, only the more we do, the more incense we can get, this kind of deal is not a big deal!"

Erlang God is in the mouth of the world, and when he was in Erlang Temple, he could live so comfortably only by relying on the fulfillment of the wishes of other people, and he was able to play the so-called things of listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement!

Because the fulfillment of these people's wishes can make Erlang God live a very comfortable life, and give Yang Jian the confidence to not listen to his uncle's words!
The most important thing is that Yang Jian's uncle didn't dare to let Yang Jian go to the sky casually. After all, Yang Jian was also a person who went to heaven and played the game of splitting mountains to save his mother, so everyone was tired of seeing each other!
It's just that Yang Jian knows how to be a man. In Journey to the West, even though Erlang God burned and killed all 47000 monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King still did not retaliate, and to a large extent, it can be seen that Erlang God can be a man!

Just like when Monkey King was fighting Nine-Headed Insect, Monkey King didn't actually have the upper hand. After all, Monkey King's underwater kung fu is not good, and Zhu Bajie, who is a real underwater kung fu type, can't beat Nine-Headed Insect, so they are also scratching their heads for this .

But at this time, Erlang showed his holiness, leading the six Meishan brothers, carrying eagle dogs, foxes and rabbits, and roe deer, all of them with bows on their waists and sharp knives in their hands.

After Sun Wukong met Erlang God, he also asked people to invite him down very politely. In the original text, Wukong said: "Bajie, those are my Seven Holy Brothers. It is better to keep them and help me in the battle. If it succeeds, it will be A big opportunity."

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie also said: "Since we are brothers, we should stay here."

But Sun Wukong said: "But there is Brother Xiansheng inside. I have been subdued by him, so it is not easy to see him. You go to stop Yuntou, and shout: 'True Monarch, stay a little longer. The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is here to worship.' He If you hear that it is me, you will stay firmly. When he settles down, I will see you."

In fact, this is Sun Wukong. He thought that when he saw Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, he would have no face. After all, no matter what, he was Sun Wukong. He was defeated by Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, so he didn’t want to meet people directly. That's why Zhu Bajie was asked to invite people down.

After Zhu Bajie invited Zhenjun Erlang down, Zhenjun Erlang didn't show how proud he was.

After hearing Zhu Bajie's shout, he directly pressed the cloud head and brought everyone down. When he got down, he saw Zhu Bajie and asked directly, "Where is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

You must know that this sentence can be said to give enough face.

Erlang God then sent his six brothers, Kang, Zhang, Yao, Li, Guo, and Zhi, out of the barracks to invite Monkey King in directly. After Monkey King saw Erlang God, Erlang God also took the initiative to welcome him. Seeing Sun Wukong, he said directly: "Great Sage, you go to get rid of the catastrophe, take the precepts as a monk, finish your work every day, and ascend the lotus throne, congratulations! Congratulations!"

Just such a sentence directly made Monkey King happy, so Erlang God is actually very good at talking, but now he doesn't want to talk properly, so he just said everything directly.

"By the way, you Buddhist people on the plate, it seems that you often don't help others get things done after they make a wish. It's no wonder that you guys always do things wrong, unlike us who do things every day. When you do things for others, you do your best! It’s like Lao Yue, who pulls the red line, but there is no problem at all!"

"By the way, the general on the other side, I tell you that you should ask Yuelao for this kind of thing. As long as you can get Yuelao's red thread and connect it to the feet of a man and a woman, those two people will naturally become a couple. Yes, since you want polygamy, then you should give that man a red thread, and then connect to multiple women, then there will be no problem!"

Yang Jian also said his own solution, which is to go directly to the red line, but this matter needs to return to the inhuman world, so he invited Yuelao out. After all, Yuelao never left his own world, and he He didn't know if the red thread left his own world and it was of any use, so he thought of another way.

"Well, if you really want to be useful, you can take that man and the women you are going to arrange for him to go to our world, go there and stay for three to five days, and then you will be able to Pull the red line, if you really can't wait, I have something here that can make people get pregnant quickly and give birth quickly, even a man can make him give birth to a child!"

Yang Jian then took out a small bottle from his arms and shook it at General Zod.

"This is called mother-child river water. As long as you drink this bottle of water, you will be able to conceive and give birth naturally. Moreover, this is a brand-new product of ours. It can give birth to boys, twins, triplets, or even quadruplets!"

At this time, Yang Jian already had seven or eight small bottles in his hand, and showed them to General Zod one by one.

After seeing these bottles, General Zod felt warm and numb. He never thought that there would be such a thing as mother-child river water!

"Is this thing useful!"

General Zod wanted to slap himself after asking such a question, because this thing is really scary.

Men can get pregnant, how could it not be scary?

"Don't worry, this stuff is absolutely useful, as long as you drink it, you will be able to give birth to a baby within three to five days!"

Yang Jian shook the bottle in his hand, this thing is definitely useful, but these things are generally not used to let others have children, but for some pranks!

"If it's useful, I'll take Al and the others there!"

General Zod's eyes flashed and he already thought of what to do!

In his opinion, it takes too long for Superman and others to fall in love and have children, so it's better to fill them with two bottles of mother-of-pearl water first!

If this thing is really useful, at worst, give Clark Kent a bottle of potion that can give birth to multiple births, and let him die directly!
I have to say that General Zod's methods are still very ruthless!

He has now seen that Clark Kent is completely incapable of being controlled by them, and he does not regard himself as a Kryptonian at all, so he plans to give up Clark Kent, but he hopes that Clark Kent can make more contributions before giving up. Come.

Like making some extraordinary contributions to the Kryptonian population!

"You can come here at any time, we have a full set of technology here, and even men have no problem giving birth!"

Yang Jian thought that his propaganda was very useful, so he was very happy, so he agreed to this matter.

"Three-eyed boy, do you know what you did? Do you know that the general on the opposite side has already made up his mind to abandon a person. The bottle of medicine you took out is likely to kill a person. !"

At this time, Guanyin looked at Yang Jian with a compassionate look. What is the conflict between him and Yang Jian?No one knows, but according to some records in Inhuman Zai, it is entirely because the two pet controlers are not satisfied with the pet controlled by the other party, and what happened!

It's just that the two sides have always been very restrained, and there has been no outbreak of violence, but has been using other means to compete, including but not limited to cooking, staring, having been sick for a long time, or not Stop and paint each other's things!

And most of the time in the end ended with Yang Jian's failure!

That's why Yang Jian has to keep looking for opportunities to confront Guanyin, but the opportunities he looks for have always been problematic.

"I can see it, but what does the other party's character have to do with me!"

How could Yang Jian not see what General Zod was thinking!

He could see it completely, but he didn't care at all.

Now he cares more about Zhuo Qun, he wants to know why Zhuo Qun brought him to this place!
He obviously had a good time with Ksitigarbha in the world of the Three Kingdoms, but when Ksitigarbha went to the underworld, Yang Jian was brought to this world, and as soon as he came, he met Guanyin, who was subduing the elves there.

At that time, Yang Jian knew very well what was going on!
"I want to know, what do you mean by finding my plate head here!"

Yang Jian had recovered his armor at this time, and he also held the three-pointed double-edged knife in his hand, and then his eyes also emitted golden light.

And this golden light is actually a projector, it can project what you see with your own eyes, but now Yang Jian's golden light is not a close-up projection, but directly projected onto the demon mirror in the heaven!
In the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had all gathered, and they all wanted to see what was going on with Yang Jian.