Great fusion of heaven and earth

Chapter 492 The Avenger Who Can Only Abuse Vegetables

When they were all thrown together, they discovered that Tony Stark was faking unconscious. This was discovered by Natasha, the oil black widow. If there is a rank in faking a coma, this person is at least a king. .

After knowing that he had been discovered, Tony Stark sneakily slid on his chin, which he did very skillfully.

After asking everyone how they were arrested, he felt much better, at least he suffered the least.

People just want to compare, and many people feel much better after this comparison.

The Tin Woodman felt that he was the least injured. As long as the war stopped, he could go home immediately. He didn’t even need to go to the hospital. Maybe he didn’t even need to go to the prisoner-of-war camp if he paid a little bit of technology. go home.

And the tights lover Team Mei felt that being surrounded by a group of people didn't hurt his reputation. You see, he is not weak, but just outnumbered.

He felt that he was like the number one military general in the world in the war between the three countries of Zhuxia. He also knocked down a person, this wave is a one-for-one exchange.

It's a pity that what he didn't know was that after he was sent here, the monitor of a certain cooking class was preparing to cook, and he criticized all the staff in the cooking class by the way.

"Da Zhou, Xiao Jiang, you said that the two of you are so big, why can't you hold down a little chick with that pot cover? Xiaomao suffered several bastard punches. It’s not high, so I’ll give you another beating.”

Squad leader Hong with a round body pointed to the two men with big arms and round waists.

"It's not me, squad leader, I wasn't beaten, I was hugging his feet, it wasn't me who was beaten, you can't talk nonsense, if my partner knows, what about the glorious image that impressed me, God! Why is life so hard!."

"That's Shuaihu. Did you get beaten?"

Squad leader Hong looked at the tall and thin young man who was making a face-to-face meeting.

"Pull it down, Xiao Hu is holding that little chick's waist in the back."

Da Zhou walked by with a large basket of cucumbers.

"That's not me, I'm knocking off his pot lid, who else?"

"Yes, who else?"

Everyone was thinking there, wondering if they had forgotten something, but who was it?

"Old Gao!" ×5
A few heats finally remembered who it was.

"I'm a mother! Comrades, I'm so heartbroken! I was beaten there and you even forgot, so heartbroken!"

Lao Gao walked in with a cow on his shoulders.

Everyone glanced at him: "Didn't you get beaten to the ground, why are you all right?"

At this time, everyone remembered that Lao Gao was defeated.

"I slipped on my feet, comrades, I slipped on my feet, I slipped, I didn't get knocked down, don't talk nonsense."

Lao Gao nodded at them with his hand and said.

It seemed that it was another happy day for the cooking team. Today they defeated an enemy colleague. The man was holding a pot lid. After all, he had already been on the battlefield.

They never know that the one that was brought down was the symbol of the bald eagle for decades.

And the tight-fitting madman US team didn't know that he was defeated by the people in the cooking class. He always thought that he was a real elite, with a tacit understanding and experience, so he was not wronged!
As for the black widow who was beaten fifty or sixty times by a certain woman, and now her face is swollen more than her chest, after seeing Hawkeye become one-eyed, she felt a lot lucky, at least she didn't become one-eyed.

Hawkeye is the most aggrieved now, he has become one-eyed, he is the most slandered by everyone, and the fire in his heart can't be suppressed no matter what.

Especially when the second idiot came over with a coke and beer belt and brought the third princess intact, he was even more upset.

"How come you weren't hurt?"

Hawkeye looked at the second fool with his one eye and asked.

"I surrender!"

The second fool said while drinking Coke.

"Surrender? Aren't Asgardians going to surrender?"

Tony remembered that the Asgardians were tough and simple, they never talked about surrendering, and Loki just followed behind honestly. What happened?
These two would never say that they saw the Hulk being scratched alive.

After the black widow was beaten and sent away, the Hulk went crazy. How to say, the Hulk and Bruce Banner are not alone, although they are both in the same body, they can sense each other.

But they are indeed not the same person. Banner has his own girlfriend. Although her father likes to bring people to find her with a gun, they still love each other very much.

But Hulk also has a person he likes. Although this person only accepted orders to control him, the two still got together, and this person is the Black Widow.

Although the Black Widow likes to flirt with people and flirt around when she has nothing to do, the Hulk Hulk doesn't care at all, after all, is he green in the first place?

So when he saw someone beating the black widow, he exploded, and his size directly grew by more than a circle, which was close to three meters.

Xiang Yu and Gao Dazhuang brought a few people here to watch Thor and Hulk and prevent them from appearing on the battlefield. Guys of this level are not so easy to deal with.

They are here to deal with the Hulk.

Seeing that Hulk's size had grown again, Xiang Yu curled his lips, "Leave this cauliflower to me, and watch those two guys, don't let them run away."

Xiang Yu was wearing the armor of the protoss. He moved his joints, waved his arms, and stopped in front of the Hulk.

Hulk yelled at him, jumped on him, opened his arms and grabbed Xiang Yu.

"There is no trick at all, it's a pity that this body is gone."

Xiang Yu feels a little pity that Hulk waited for my body and strength. If he has some fighting skills, Hulk should be the strongest.

It's a pity that there is the most brainless reckless man in the most intelligent body.

Xiang Yu swung to the side, dodged Hulk's pounce, clenched his fist and stretched out his lightsaber and slashed his ribs fiercely, then Hulk fell to the ground, bleeding The wound was on the ground, but the wound had healed when he got up.

Then Hulk called Hulk and rushed forward again, punching Xiang Yu with a straight punch.

"The footing is unstable."

After Xiang Yu finished speaking, he clenched his fists and dived forward, and the two lightsabers directly snapped Hulk's tendons.

Then he kicked Hulk to the ground, Xiang Yu smiled ferociously, and swung his right hand from bottom to top, digging out Hulk's spine, and pulling up Hulk's big vertebra out of the body.

Then Hulk fell to the ground, howling.

"The recovery ability is super strong, and the neck is paralyzed to see how you recover."

Xiang Yu wiped the blood off his face and said.

　I know Da Zhou came up in the front, but I like this scene
　　This reminds me of Liu Huilai who captured eight American soldiers on a shoulder pole

　　Also, in the self-defense counterattack, there have been situations where the cooking squad heroically wiped out the enemy, and they fought better than the friendly troops.
　　This is a bunch of real veterans

　　
　
(End of this chapter)