Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 1 Immortal Gate
Recently, an exciting news suddenly came from Shangyang Village.

As the most famous and strongest in the Sun Country, the great immortal cultivator that every mortal longs for - Tianyangmen.

In two days, I will come to Shangyang City to recruit disciples.

All children aged five to 15 have to go to Shangyang City to test whether they have a fairy fate.

For all mortals, this is something worthy of attention and excitement.

Its level of attention is even more lively than the New Year.

"In five days, the immortals from Tianyangmen will come. Our Shangyang Village has not had a child with a fairy fate in 300 years. The last time the immortals came was when I was young. So this year All ages should be tested."

The mayor of Shangyang Village shouted laboriously on the big stone above the stone dam. Because of his excitement, his dark cheeks turned black and red.

He is the only person in the entire village who has seen an immortal, and he knows better than most of the villagers how happy it is to be an immortal.

It must be a meal of rice, and there is meat in every meal.

Otherwise, how could it be possible that all of them would be so white and tender, so handsome.
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The villagers below were also excited.

Only some children who are not very sensible are forced to look at their own happy parents.

But because the adults looked a little fierce with excitement, we didn't dare to say it, and we didn't dare to ask.

Many children also clapped their hands with their parents, and their faces showed a smirk that they were forced to open for business.

Yu Lansi yawned, showing no interest in the village chief's speech, and leaned lazily beside her grandmother.

Aunt Yu was originally very excited, but seeing Yu Lansi like this, she shook her shoulders angrily, shook her away, and said fiercely:

"Listen to the village chief, it just so happens that you can go before you turn [-]."

After finishing speaking, he touched Yu Lansi's little face happily.

"My cubs are good-looking, and they must have an immortal fate."

Yu Lansi: "..."

→_→ Mom, you fortune teller, there must be.

She rolled her eyes, not paying attention.

My grandmother is good at everything, she just likes to talk, and she likes to chat with the aunt at the head of the village under the huge yellow horn tree gossip about the whole village.

Magnolia has gotten used to it over the years.

When she first came to this world, Yu Lansi was really confused.

Especially when he was working overtime in the company a moment ago, but the next second he was lying in the arms of a woman and drinking milk.

She was so shocked that she was almost suffocated by a mouthful of milk.

She was about to spit it out, but the smell of milk made her swallow it subconsciously.

Oh, how delicious!

Accustomed to a hectic life, suddenly turned into a baby, but also very leisurely.

This feeling... is really cool.

But after calming down, Yu Lansi also began to recall what happened.

I still remember that I was working overtime at the time, so that before I fainted, I only felt a splitting headache, my body was weak, and I couldn't even make a sound. It was obviously the rhythm of overwork and death.

But after becoming a baby, Yulan thought was really relieved.

After graduating from university, she has not had a good rest. The burden of the family, the pressure of life, and the life-threatening work have made her have to get up and deal with it all the time.

In fact, there is nothing to complain about. Everyone around me is under high pressure and dare not relax in the slightest.

She is the same, not to mention that as a female programmer, she is easily discriminated against.She has always refused to admit defeat, and has never regarded herself as a woman in the workplace.

Although it is true that she has achieved some achievements at work, and it has made the life of her family a lot easier, she has never really felt relaxed and happy for herself.

Every day is two o’clock and one line in the company’s home, and sometimes even working overtime requires laying a floor in the company.

It went on like this for five years.

Although I don't know what to do with her life after she is not at home.

But what can she do, she's dead, and she's living in another world, she can only let go of her past troubles and start to be a happy little baby carefree.

Perhaps it was because she died of overwork in her previous life, Yulan decided to enjoy life in this life, and she was too lazy to die.

She was really fed up with the feeling of suffocation when she was overwhelmed by learning when she was a student.

I really hate the endless classes and code that I can't finish every day.

Since God gave her the opportunity to be a new person and not enjoy life leisurely, how could she be worthy of this hard visit?
It is also fortunate that Yu Lansi is the old daughter of A-Niang Yu, who has been favored since she was a child, although she cannot live a rich and noble life in the village.

But it can be considered that there is no need to worry about food and clothing, and there is no need to worry about being cold and hungry.

From time to time, I can also open some meaty and smashing teeth, and I can't describe the peace and comfort in my childhood.

In addition to the occasional gossip, Xiaoshan Village has no other troubles.

The location is good, the weather is good, and the rural life is just like that.
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"Sisi and Dabao in our family can also test the fate of immortals. Xiaobao and Xiaobei are too young, and Xiaoyu will not be sixteen this year. There are four children in your uncle's family who can go to the test. If there is an immortal If it's fate, your uncle's family can be regarded as one step to the sky..."

After the whole village meeting was over, A-Niang Yu took Yu Lansi on the way back and started talking with the family around her.

When I was about to get home, Aunt Lanhua from the same village happened to come over, her eyes first put her eyes on Yu Lansi, and then she said to Yu Aniang:
"Second aunt, is Sisi going to test Xianyuan? Then we talked about things last time..."

Aunt Yu glanced at Yu Lansi and said helplessly:
"Yes, the village chief said that he would personally send them there and pick them up from door to door. Lance is not yet 15 years old, so he must go."

After speaking, let Yu Lansi go back first.

Yu Lansi knew that Aunt Yu was talking to Aunt Lanhua about her marriage, although she thought it was a little early to get married at this age.

But most of the people in the village are around the same age, and they are already 16 years old when they are ready to get married.

As the village flower this year, even though Yulan Si has all kinds of shortcomings, it is also the existence of the matchmaker who has stepped over the threshold.
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Brother Yulansi's eldest daughter, Yu Xiaoyu, is almost 16 years old, so she escaped a catastrophe and didn't need to make this trip.

Envy Yulansi pushed open the door of the house and walked in.

Xiaoyu also came in, with a frustrated face, and sighed: "Little aunt, I really envy that you can still test the fate of the fairy."

Yu Lansi knew that her thoughts were different from others. The people here were quite interested in entering the Immortal Gate. It could even be described as a fanaticism.

Although many people do not have the concept of entering the fairy gate, they just feel that they can become a high-ranking person after entering the fairy gate. Even the city owner of Shangyang City must be careful to avoid offending when they see it.

"What are you envious of, maybe it's a waste of time."

It is so easy to have a fairy fate, if it is really easy, how come there has not been a person with a fairy fate in Shangyang Village for more than 300 years.Although Yu Lansi thinks that she is a time traveler, maybe she has a fairy fate.

But when I think of going away alone after having an immortal relationship, I feel tired just thinking about it, not to mention that the world of immortals is completely different from those of mortals. Yulansi, who has already figured out the rules here, really didn't think about it. The idea of ​​moving the nest.

After all, I have read a lot of cultivating novels, but I am very aware of the cruelty of the cultivating world.

For example, killing people and stealing treasures, such as eating the weak, such as not having friends.

Just thinking about it makes me terrified.

A silly white sweet like her, with a blank mind, would have to be killed as soon as she left the Novice Village.
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She died once, and she could see it clearly.

So what's the use of spelling, if you say hang up, you will hang up, and you can't even leave a last word.After her death, the former world has nothing to do with her, and she can only feel lost when she thinks of her former family.

But in fact, people still live without anyone.

There is nothing good about becoming an immortal, no matter how hard it is, there is a treasure that has to be hidden and tucked away.

You have to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and keep a low profile.

For a person who just wants to be lazy, becoming an immortal doesn't make much sense.

"I heard that immortals are immortal, and they can stay young forever. It's great." Although Yu Xiaoyu also knew that it was not easy to have an immortal relationship, she still sat next to Yu Lansi and chatted with her.

The children in the family actually like Yulansi very much. Although Yulansi never goes out to do farm work, she stays at home to take care of the children. The family is very relieved that the children are handed over to her. This is why the two brothers and sisters of Yulansi are right. She doesn't have a reason for her opinion.

Of course, even if they did, they wouldn't have a say.

In this era when filial piety to parents is greater than heaven, Yu Lansi, who is much loved by her parents, is also considered a celebrity in the family.

But children like her, it can be regarded as a kind of talent.

(End of this chapter)