Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 226 As if the body was hollowed out

"That, can you still give me that big baby?" Yu Lansi asked cautiously.

Lin Yuanyuan rolled her eyes and glanced at the tuft of hair on top of her head, and took a deep breath.

I suppressed the urge to roar.

"It's okay, take it." After speaking, he took out a jade box from the storage ring and threw it directly to Yu Lansi.

Then he turned around, pinched the tuft of hair, and almost cried.

I am special.

The hair is very long, and this strand is the front of the forehead. How long does it take to grow out?
The most important thing is - ugly!

"Well, this one will grow soon, don't be sad!" Yu Lansi squeezed the jade box and leaned over with a look of embarrassment.

"Ni Zuankai, I don't want to see you now."
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Yu Lansi was wronged and squatted next to the jade box.

Seeing Lin Yuanyuan pursing her mouth, she blocked her hair with the back of her hair.

"Don't stop it, the ones behind can't stop it." He couldn't help but want to tell her the cruel truth.

"Stand there for me, don't come over." Lin Yuanyuan looked at Yu Lansi with a fierce look.

Yu Lansi hurriedly squatted down again, narrowing her eyes, not daring to look up at her.

After Lin Yuanyuan finished speaking, she wanted to go to Xiaoxi and squat to see what it was like now.

As a result, the creek was frozen.

Lin Yuanyuan: "..."

╥﹏╥. I am really having a hard time.

"Don't be sad, or I'll cast a spell to help you grow your hair out." Yulan thought that she was so sad, and knew that girls valued looks very much.

The position of the forehead is very conspicuous, and there is only about one centimeter of length left in a pinch, which will make every girl feel sad.

She understands this feeling.

After all, she was bald once.

"Can it grow?" Lin Yuanyuan looked at her expectantly with tears in her eyes.

"I, I can." Although she didn't know if it was useful, she felt that she should be able to.

When I watched Senior Brother Zhenning cast a spell, it seemed that he was expelling spiritual energy to stimulate the hair follicles on his head.

At most, convert spiritual power into wood-type spiritual power... that's it!
"What if you can't do it?"

Yu Lansi hesitated for a moment, and then whispered: "If you can't do it, then forget it?"

Lin Yuanyuan: Convex
Can you be a little sincere?

Thinking that she is a lightning root attribute, it is estimated that it is really bad.

I'm worried that if this thing uses spiritual power to stimulate, if it becomes self-defeating, she will lose her hair.

The biggest headache in her life is that her hair grows slowly.

When I was a child, my malnourished teacher had yellow hair and soft hair. Everywhere I went, I was called a yellow-haired girl.

So she shaved herself several times.

But her hair grows slowly, and the last time she shaved her head, it really took a long time to grow back.

"Forget it, I'm afraid of becoming bald." This time, if he is becoming bald.

Just thinking about Lin Yuanyuan felt scary.

Can't even think about it.
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Yu Lansi sat beside her guiltily and opened the jade box to distract her.

Inside is a transparent circular object like a water drop suspended in the jade box.

"Hurry up, eat directly." Lin Yuanyuan couldn't care less about her hair when she saw this.

I can't help but feel regret in my heart.

Intuition told her that she had to eat it quickly.

When she got this jade box, she felt an urge to open it quickly, but she resisted it.

But looking at it at this time, I can't wait to reach out and take it and eat it directly.

Magnolia: ? ? ?

(ー`ー) Put anything in your mouth.

What if it is not for internal use but for external use?

However, seeing Lin Yuanyuan's solemn expression, her face struggled and occasionally looked a little hideous.

It seems that the next second will start to grab it.

He picked it up quickly and stuffed it in his mouth.

The result is--

The thing suddenly exploded and slid down the throat.

Ok?
Isn't this thing just water?

It felt like a transparent water balloon.

Lin Yuanyuan ate it directly when she saw her.

When I was relieved, I was also a little lost, but I was still a little unwilling to come over and ask:
"Yes, what does it taste like?"

Yulan slammed her mouth and said, "It doesn't taste much. If I eat another one, I can taste it."

Lin Yuanyuan: Haha!

With such a good thing, will it be your turn again?

"Then how do you feel?" Lin Yuanyuan continued to ask reluctantly.

"Um...is it okay to want to fart?"

It was really a sudden feeling of wanting to fart.

And she had a hunch that this fart might be very, very long.

So he stood up solemnly.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Yuanyuan also stood up in surprise.

"Don't come with me, I may have to pollute the environment." After speaking, he quickly ran into the nearby woods.

Lin Yuanyuan: o(Д)っWhat!

When I was about to follow, I only heard:
"咘~咘~咘咘咘..." The voices came out continuously from the woods.

Yu Lansi stood behind a tree with a lifeless expression on her face.

The leaves rattled, and the withered leaves kept falling.

I just felt the cold leaves slap randomly on my face.

It was as if the tree had been haunted by the stink.

But the voice of "Bubble Boom~" continued to sound.

My stomach was rumbling all the time.

Although Lin Yuanyuan was far apart, she faintly felt the stench every time she passed.

He quickly covered his nose and stepped back.

I was even glad that she didn't eat it in one bite, otherwise she would have done such a rude and unimpressive thing.

It was at this moment that the voice of "vomit, vomit..." suddenly came from the other end of the forest.

Lin Yuanyuan stood on tiptoe and saw that Liu Feifei's Bingbing dog ran back at some point.

It seems to smell.

Suddenly he fell on the ground and started retching.

I vomited some sour water.

His legs trembled and he could not stand still.

It seemed to want to run farther, but because of its dizziness, it fell directly to the ground.

unconscious...

Lin Yuanyuan, who witnessed the whole process: shivering.jpg.

(°-°〃)
Damn, is this smell so powerful?

It feels so scary, so good, I will faint later.

This thought just fell, and another voice:
"vomit……"

Liu Feifei came over after the dog, holding a sleeve of Yulansi in her hand.

As soon as he entered the range of the stinky fart, he ran in a hurry and took a deep breath.

I can't help but feel nauseated when I smell it.

He started to vomit while supporting a tree.

What she ate in the sect had already been digested.

There is nothing in the stomach at all.

But when I think of myself taking such a big breath, I feel like gold stars in my eyes.

Fan Mi stared as if to see a white smoke that seemed to spread over.

In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, rolled his eyes and fell next to his Bingbing dog.

Lin Yuanyuan: "..."

I'm so afraid, she should hide there now! -
Yu Lansi: "..."

As if the body was hollowed out.

Sit slowly on the ground.

Suddenly I smelled a foul odor in the air.

Disgusting to retching.

But suddenly realized it could be self-inflicted.

Suddenly holding his breath, suffocated.

want to go out.

But she seemed to see that the surroundings seemed to be filled with a faint white smoke.

Yu Lansi: Damn it, isn't this my fart?

Finished calf.

Her perfect character may be overturned.

How can Idol fart?

How can idols put so much stinky farts.

It seems that she also saw that Liu Feifei and her Bingbing dog were smoked down by farts.

What to do, this matter is passed back.

Does she still have the face to hang out outside?
This makes the outside fans think of her, let other passers-by fans think of her, and let the black fans think of her.

Hey, she doesn't seem to have any black fans for the time being.
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"Lance, are you okay?"

Just when Yulan was thinking about how to keep her idol baggage, Lin Yuanyuan's voice sounded from behind.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ flip the table

Nima, I can't keep it.

Here's a witness to the whole process.

(End of this chapter)