Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 252 The most embarrassing thing (two chapters in one)

Watching the master leave in a hurry.

Yu Lansi's mood is very complicated.

Shouldn't this food be prepared by the master for her?

Although the eye contact between the master and her was relatively delayed, it was not too late to understand now.

So despite the pain all over her body, she still struggled strong.

She knew that she would not lie down just now, and after lying down and getting up again, she was so tired that she was sweating all over.

Thinking of this, Yu Lansi couldn't help but suddenly lowered her head and smelled it.

"vomit!"

Almost vomited.

The body is sour, and the smell on the body is also very high.

With an indescribable sour smell.

She has smelled this smack from herself for many years. The last time was when she was building a floor in the company in her previous life.

Although it was very difficult, he quickly raised his hand and squeezed a dust-cleaning technique, and it suddenly became refreshing from top to bottom.

She didn't even feel so sore anymore.

He quickly moved to the table and looked at the food on the table, his eyes glowing green.

Smell the smell and suddenly feel hungry again.

Sadly.

In this full table, there are actually only two or three dishes suitable for her current cultivation.

Magnolia: →_→

The master is really eclectic.

She suspected that the master had never thought about whether she could eat these things.

It's just a plastic mentorship!

Without hesitation, I picked up the snow demon meat, Emma, ​​it's really fragrant!
Unfortunately, her mouth is small and cannot be poured directly into her mouth.

But thinking of that picture, he still shook his head to indicate that he was burdened by idols, and the concubine couldn't do it.

After finally finishing the Snow Demon Meat, he hurriedly tore off a turkey leg, although the fragrant turkey leg couldn't compare to Lin Yuanyuan's craftsmanship.

But for someone like her who hasn't eaten for ten days—

As long as the food is cooked, it is fragrant.

Just when she was having a great time chewing on the big chicken thigh.

A figure appeared quietly at the door.

Fu Leng squeezed the jade bottle in his hand, and his divine sense "looked" at the little apprentice who was nibbling on the chicken thigh.

"..." is the way to come, right?
Can't you move?

Can't you just turn your neck?
Why did you suddenly stand up to eat?

Could it be that you are really hungry?
Thinking of this, Fu Leng suddenly felt that he was indeed not very qualified to be a master.

I didn't even think about the fact that the apprentice was not yet bigu, and never thought of feeding the apprentice a bigu pill.

You must know that when the body is strengthened by the power of the law, it will consume a lot of body energy.

If it is a cultivator in the Foundation Establishment period, naturally there is no need to have this concern.

But after all, she was only in the qi refining period, so she still needed to eat.
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So at this time, Fu Leng guessed that Yu Lansi must have smelled the aroma of food.

Because he was so hungry, he broke free from the restraint of his body.

Sighing, thinking about how to be better for the little apprentice.

It seems that there is a stove for cooking food there, and as long as the food is put in, delicious food can be cooked.

Thinking that the little apprentice seems to have an unusual curiosity and enthusiasm for food, maybe he can go to Ao Rin and ask for this stove.

With a definite plan, I feel a little more comfortable in my heart.

Open the door and walk in.

Magnolia: (⊙_⊙)?
He was holding the chicken leg and using his tongue to push out the part of the meat in the middle of the bone, the whole person's expression was very wretched.

With a grin, he watched his master walk in with the light behind his back.

The whole person was suddenly stunned.

There is only one thought in mind.

Hell, pills!
Her cute and cute image in the master's mind is about to be destroyed!
Quickly put the bones down and return to normal expression.

But the hands are oily, and the face is afraid of the same.

I squeezed a dust-cleaning technique, showing a sweet smile, trying to pass the level of cuteness
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Fu Leng was also a little stunned, the little apprentice's "hungry eyes" look really-chic.

I feel more guilty.

After hesitating for a while, he put the jade bottle on the table:

"Is it enough? If it's not enough, this is the Bigu Pill I found for the teacher."

Yu Lansi: "..."

Holding a mouthful of meat in the mouth, it is neither chewing nor not chewing.

In the end, he could only nod his head against the scalp: "Well, Xie Xie Shihu."

Fu Leng: →_→

It is not easy to understand these words.

But looking at the unnatural look of the little apprentice, she also knew that she might not be too embarrassed to eat here.

So after a few words of warning, he left immediately.

When I returned to the dormitory, I felt strange, the little apprentice's movements seemed not jerky at all, very skilled.

This is obviously not the way the body just woke up after being strengthened by the power of the law.

It will take at least a day or two to have that flexibility.

Fu Leng frowned. Could it be that each person's physique is different?
But this doubt was quickly put behind him, and no matter what, just wake up.

Then he picked up a book on the desk and looked solemn.

The cover is: [How to be a good teacher].

Seeing the content inside, Fu Leng deeply felt that the responsibility of educating apprentices is very great.

And he is currently very unqualified.

There was a little anxiety in my heart, maybe I should go to Ao Rin and ask how I should teach my disciples.

But that nasty guy, Ao Rin, has been making up his mind about his apprentice, so he can't ask directly.
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After confirming that the master left, Yu Lansi hurriedly chewed the meat in his mouth and swallowed it immediately.

The result was not chewed and almost choked.

After condensing a water ball and swallowing it, I felt more comfortable.

After eating all the food he could eat, he felt his chubby belly and couldn't help but let out a smirk.

Sometimes a full stomach is also a kind of happiness.

Picking up the Bigu Pill given by the master, it is no longer useful at this time.

But when she probed how many pills were in it.

The whole person was suddenly shocked.

Is this the master who robbed the storage ring of which Dan Xiu boss?

The bigu pills inside look like a hill, piled high.

What year and month will this be eaten?
She doubted that she would be able to finish eating this thing before bigu.

However, this was given by the master after all. Even though she had a lot of gifts from Wuxia Senior Brother, she still kept it.
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After eating and drinking, I started to doze off.

It was such a great feeling to be able to go back to bed right away.

To tell the truth, this is the life that Yu Lansi hopes to live most at first, eating and sleeping, of course, it is better to be able to do some things that he wants to do occasionally.

After lying down, Yue Jinlun was still quiet, and Xiao Gangzi didn't come to flatter him.

On the contrary, the snoring of the needle knife still echoed in the room.

After two more days, the sour feeling on my body gradually faded away.

And I don't know why these two days, Yu Lansi suddenly found that the master is much more grounded than before.

Not only did she personally go to Waifeng to pack food for her, but she also prepared food that she could currently eat.

When she was eating several times, seeing the master's concerned appearance, she couldn't help but want to touch his forehead with her hand.

I want to know if the master is sick or stimulated.

Let her always have the illusion of being flattered.

Or is she terminally ill?

After she felt well, she quickly told the master, hoping to have a normal master.

After hearing about it, Fu Leng nodded, knowing that this was also expected.

But these days, like an old father's hard work, there is actually a different kind of interest.

So it's over in just a few days, and there's still some unfinished business.
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After the soreness on her body disappeared completely, Yu Lansi touched the vertical line that suddenly appeared between her eyebrows.

Take out the mirror and take a look.

I found that there was a silver-white line between my eyebrows, only about one centimeter in length.

Just right between the eyebrows.

Looking at it, it has abruptly improved his appearance.

"Mom, who is this beauty."

Yulan touched the vertical line between her brows in a complacent manner.

I feel like my whole personality has changed a lot.

Touching his chin, he pulled the mirror away a little and looked at his entire face.

Yu Lansi always felt that her face seemed to have changed a bit from before. She remembered that when she combed her hair before, she saw a little baby face in the mirror.

But now she has a very standard goose-oval face, with no extra flesh on her face.

No wonder the appearance has improved a lot.

So I couldn't help but squeeze my throat, looked at the big beauty in the mirror, raised my eyebrows and said:
"Mirror mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt something vibrating inside the storage ring.

She was so frightened that she almost thought the mirror was responding to her.

He hurriedly threw the mirror on the table before he reacted.

Pulled out a... jade card in the storage ring?
When Yu Lansi noticed that the jade card was shaking slightly, she remembered that it seemed to be the access card of Lin Yuanyuan's space.

Could it be something wrong with the space?
After thinking about it for a while, he directly squeezed the jade card and penetrated into a trace of spiritual power.

The pulling force came, but Yulansi did not resist.

The next second appeared in the space.

I saw Lin Yuanyuan sitting in front of the stone table, constantly slapping something on the table.

As she hit it, the jade card in her hand vibrated.

Yu Lansi: "..."

So this vibration is actually manually vibrating?
Perhaps hearing the voice, Lin Yuanyuan turned back quickly.

Seeing that Yu Lansi was standing in the space, she trotted over with a look of surprise and worry.

"Are you all right? I couldn't get in touch with you before. The whole space was thundering and I thought something happened to you."

After speaking, I looked at it and found that Yu Lansi was really fine, and even faintly felt a threat from Yu Lansi.

Um?There seems to be something about her that makes her feel threatened?

Magnolia: ? ? ?

What the hell is space thunder?

She has nothing to do with space, even if she really has something to do, how could it affect Lin Yuanyuan's space?

Thinking of this, she looked down at the jade card, guessing that Lin Yuanyuan must have done something else she didn't know.

It is very possible that she has become half the owner of this space without knowing it.

When looking at Lin Yuanyuan, Yu Lansi looked a little complicated.

Did this guy trust himself too easily?

"Why are you doing this?"

Yu Lansi was holding the jade card, only to feel that it was hot and hot.

She has always disliked things owed to others, whether it was a favor or a real thing.

There is always a sense of indebtedness in the heart.

But after getting to know Lin Yuanyuan, she actually accepted a lot of help from the other party.

Especially the cheating device, which helped her a lot.
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Lin Yuanyuan knew what Yu Lansi had guessed at a glance, and smiled indifferently:
"Actually, sometimes when I hold such a treasure, I often feel a guilty conscience. Now that you help me bear this guilty conscience, I feel a lot more comfortable."

Yu Lansi: ⊙﹏⊙‖∣You are at ease, I am guilty!
She is not stupid, how could she not hear the reason she found for herself in these words.

But no matter what, Lin Yuanyuan didn't owe her anything.

Instead, he owed the other party.

After Lin Yuanyuan finished speaking, she suddenly took two steps back.

He tilted his head and looked at Yu Lansi.

He suddenly said in surprise: "Lance, I found that you are more beautiful and taller than before."

After speaking, I compared myself with myself, and I was surprised to find that they were almost the same height.

Yu Lansi was taken aback.

"Really? I've grown taller?"

She's pretty, of course she knows, but she's grown taller?
Sure enough, compared with Lin Yuanyuan, the two seem to be somewhat similar.

Even if it's a little bit, it's not much of a difference.

Yu Lansi immediately held his face.

Damn, she's not a dwarf anymore.

By visual inspection, she is about 1.7 meters tall now.

Look at the exposed calf.

She pinched her waist, she really has long legs!
Really excited to think about it.
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"So you've been in seclusion during this time?" Lin Yuanyuan raised her eyebrows, and she was dubious about Yu Lansi's reason.

The thunder in the clear space is rolling, if it is really closed, it is like a battle to break through to the foundation building period.

But her current cultivation base is still the ninth floor.

"Yes, I almost starved to death." Yu Lansi sighed.

Knowing some of the little secrets of crossing the robbery, I also know that there is a big boss in the sect who seems to have done something unforgivable.

It seems to have slaughtered mortal horses.

I also understood some of the power of the law. When the law strengthened the body, I almost didn't feel hungry.

As soon as he thought of this, his eyes frantically hinted at Lin Yuanyuan.

Lin Yuanyuan: "..." →_→

So you came here clearly to grab a meal?

However, she was happy to cook for Yulansi, just as she was hungry.

Then Lin Yuanyuan found that the food she made seemed to be a bit insufficient.

Because the little friend is actually a new big stomach king.

After the two finished their meal, they drank a few more bigu pills and slumped on the chair with a contented expression.

Feeling her chubby belly, Yu Lansi looked comfortable, but her heart was full of guilt.

"Yuanyuan, won't you gain weight by eating so much?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a fart coming.

Even more unwilling to cover it up, she released it directly in front of Miss Lin Yuanyuan.

A true friend is the one who dares to fart in front of each other.

Lin Yuanyuan: "..."

The parties expressed their refusal to pollute the air in the space.

In the sect, it is said that the little friend is an approachable, kind and gentle little fairy.

But who has ever seen a little fairy who farts so casually?

And this fart smell actually contains a faint fruity smell of slag.

Lin Yuanyuan's complexion changed when she thought of the bigu pills she just ate, and she suddenly felt that she couldn't look directly at the bigu pills in the future.

He turned his head with a calm expression: "Because my practice method is special, I need a lot of food to ensure my practice, so not only will I not gain weight, but I will often run out of food."

Lin Yuanyuan said so simply, but Yu Lansi didn't ask any further questions.

This is obviously Lin Yuanyuan's own secret.
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After coming out of the space, Yu Lansi saw the master standing outside the door with a puzzled look on his face.

She shivered with fright, only to feel as if something was flowing out of her body.

I didn't care: "Master, what's wrong?"

Shouldn't the master find out?

Fu Leng frowned slightly, seeing the nervous look on his young apprentice's face, and the smell of food on his body.

But soon, his expression froze.

I smelled some blood from the little apprentice.

"Are you injured?" Fu Leng approached quickly, and subconsciously pinched the little apprentice's arm.

Magnolia: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Injuried?

What the hell?
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After a long while, she looked at her master and didn't know how to express her inner mania.

Yu Lansi also did not expect that she would encounter the most embarrassing thing in her life.

Here comes Auntie!
However, she is seriously explaining to her master why girls come to auntie when they arrive at a certain time!

On the other hand, Fu Leng Zun, the straight man of steel, looked incomprehensible.

Very silly, sweet and naive, he asked:
"Why can't you stop the bleeding?"

Yu Lansi: "..." I also want to know.

In fact, since entering this world, Yu Lansi has forgotten about this kind of thing, mainly because he is a child when he comes here, and he has never been visited by his aunt.

Naturally it was forgotten.

And after entering the Immortal Cultivation World, he didn't care about this kind of thing even more.

I even thought that the female cultivator might not have such a thing as an aunt.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she left the customs, her aunt came to visit quietly.

Auntie: Are you surprised or surprised?
(╥╯^╰╥)
Seeing the little apprentice frowning, thinking she was worried, she said with a serious and serious face:
"It's okay, the teacher will find a way for you."

Yu Lansi: "..."

Although the master has a high level of cultivation, the whole person also looks like he has experienced vicissitudes.

But in fact, in the cognition of girls, his amount of knowledge is - zero.

The most important thing is that the master is a very pure straight man.

This kind of detrimental thing to the image, Yu Lansi is really a bit embarrassed.

So I quickly grabbed him and said, "Master, there's really no need. I'll just ask the female cultivator for this kind of thing. This is something only girls should know."

It always feels weird to ask the master to help solve it.

It's hard to imagine that if the master asks Ao Rin in a serious manner: "Do you know how to make menstruation disappear?"

Just thinking about it makes me think this image is too weird.

"Then just ask the female cultivator for the teacher."

Magnolia: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Master, I beg you to be a person, okay?

(End of this chapter)