Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 294 The Woman Who Eats Farts

"This matter cannot be known by others. Zongmen estimates that someone will be sent tomorrow. Why don't you leave first?"

After all, the heart of the earth spirit is such a special baby, I am afraid that some Nascent Soul bosses will be moved.

Well, it's not just the Yuanying boss.

Even if this thing is only suitable for the disciples of the earth attribute spiritual root, but who doesn't have a friend, maybe they can use this in exchange for more cultivation resources.

In case of urgent need, you can also knock a large sum.

Yu Lansi was worried that Lin Yuanyuan staying here would make people discover that she had obtained the heart of the earth spirit.

After all, there are many methods for immortal cultivators. In case someone uses the magic weapon to go back in time and check what happened today.

Thinking of this, Yu Lansi felt that Lin Yuanyuan should not have taken out the heart of the earth spirit just now.

"You'd better leave first, otherwise I'm worried that the big guy here has a high level of cultivation. If he finds out, it won't be good for you."

Lin Yuanyuan hesitated for a while, then nodded, she had a lot of secrets, but she couldn't be noticed.

"Then be careful, if there is anything, you can send me a message, or enter the space."

After speaking, he stood up, glanced at Liu Feifei, and disappeared directly in front of everyone.

Yu Lansi: "..."

She let her go.

This product actually entered the space directly.

But after thinking about it, she went back and went in again, and it was enough to bring Lin Yuanyuan.
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"Where did she go?"

Liu Feifei was stunned for a while, and suddenly remembered that Yu Lansi and Lin Yuanyuan were alone.

What if you say bad things about yourself.

When he turned around, Lin Yuanyuan was gone.

"I told her to go back first."

Liu Feifei pursed her lips, why didn't she let her go back first.

But when she thought that Lin Yuanyuan was gone, she could be alone with Yu Lansi.

It turned out that Yu Lansi also seemed to be sitting under the tree.

Liu Feifei: "..."

Stone hammered, this tree really discriminates against its appearance.

"Come here, you can come in."

Seeing her unbelievable look, as if abandoned by the world, Yulan knew what she was thinking.

Who knew that after hearing her say that, Liu Feifei's expression became even more stunned.

"I was just shot away."

It's so fast that I have a shadow in my heart, and my ass is still aching.

As a result, she carefully groped, but there was really no enchantment.

The first thing she could come in was not joy.

Instead, he suddenly walked up to his own dog, grabbed the thick fur on the back of his butt, and tried to pull him off.

Who knows that because Bingbing dog has eaten too much safflower, the stomach has already begun to turn over the river.

When she was caught, she suddenly raised her tail.

Liu Feifei had a bad intuition and was about to jump back.

Suddenly I heard: "Puff puff..." The voice came from in front of me.

A stream of gas rushed towards the door.

Liu Feifei: "..."

Yu Lansi: "..."

Seeing Liu Feifei who was already startled and motionless, Yu Lansi hesitated for a while, but still pulled her to the side to hide.

Bingbing Dogzi was relieved, he stood up and stretched his body, pouted his butt high, and let out two farts.

Then he jumped out of the tree with ease.

At this moment, Liu Feifei finally recovered from the shock.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stomping and screaming.

The hands are still pulling forward like a mental retardation.

Bingbing dog looked at his master in surprise.

I don't understand why she is like this all of a sudden.

So in order to cooperate with the owner of the house, he also called out "Ow, Oo, Oo".

After a while, Liu Feifei finally stopped.

But his body was trembling with anger, staring at his dog, his distribution and clothes were already messy, and he looked like a shrew who was about to fight with his sleeves rolled up.

Yu Lansi was silent for a while.

Then he moved to the side quietly, as if he was afraid of being unsafe, so he simply jumped to the thick branch of a big tree and sat down.

There will be a terrifying man-wolf battle later.

Maybe it will be wonderful.
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"My mother is going to kill you."

Even if Liu Feifei is holding her breath now, she can feel the smell of fart emanating from the inside and outside.

Or the smell of a monster's fart.

If it was normal, she would at most give it a fat beating.

But this is in front of his little friends, and he has lost such a big face by the dog.

She even felt that she didn't have the face to stay in front of Yu Lansi.

As long as she looked at Yu Lansi, she would remember that she was sprayed in the face by the dog's fart.

So for the sake of her own face and her dignity as a master, this time she must give this girl a hard lesson.

However, Bingbing Gouzi and Liu Feifei have been fighting wits and courage for many years.

She has long been familiar with and figured out her routine.

Seeing that her expression was wrong, she turned around and ran away, not ambiguous at all.

Liu Feifei took the lead in throwing a high-level trap, covering a 200-meter radius.

This trapping formation is one of her trump cards, even the Nascent Soul cultivator can be trapped.

This is one of the treasures that her master saved her life.

Yulan sighed, this guy actually made a ruthless move in order to clean up his dog.

So much battle and handwriting.

It seems that Bingbing dog is doomed today.

Not only does she not feel bored, but she also wants to laugh.

A plate of pastries and a spirit melon were dug out from the storage ring.

Really became a melon eater.
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Bingbing dog is very fast, Liu Feifei will really not be able to catch up for a while.

But she is the master after all, and it is not difficult to control her own spirit beast.

It's just that their figures have left Yulansi's sight.

So she unfolded her consciousness without any psychological burden, and soon saw the Bingbing dog being carried by the back of Liu Feifei's neck.

As if being pinched by the pulse of fate, she whispered "woo woo woo" to Liu Feifei, trying to regain her master's conscience.

Do not abuse small animals.

However, Liu Feifei is now a dog beater with no emotion.

Press the Bingbing dog to the ground, take out and slap it round and hit its ass.

The beaten Bingbing dog called out "Ow Ow".

As if it really hurt.

"What are you calling, you are rough and fleshy, you are a pain in the ass." Liu Feifei cried out to her hands in distress.

The fur on Bingbing Dogzi was so hard that she almost pierced her hand.

Obviously it doesn't hurt, but this guy deliberately screamed so miserably.

But she really can't do anything about how to clean up the ice dog, after all, she grew up with it.

What can be done.

Of course choose...

Shave it.

She was reluctant to use magic to clean up.

With a whip, this product is completely painless and itchy, the hair is too hard and too thick, and it can directly block most of the force.

And what Bingbing dog cares about most is his thick fur.

So she looked at her dog with a wicked smile, and said very gently:

"Don't worry, I won't hit you."

After speaking, he mercilessly found a pair of scissors from the storage ring.

She was the one who came to trim the dog's hair when she was a child.

When Bingbing Dogzi saw Liu Feifei take out the scissors, he was immediately relieved.

The happy thing about trimming was chased by the owner for a long time, so that it thought it was going to die.

So don't force Liu Feifei, just stand up obediently.

He raised his head, closed his eyes subconsciously, and prepared for the next enjoyment.

One pair: Come on, don't pity my expression.

Liu Feifei: "..."

Why don't you feel like you're being punished.

But at the thought of waiting for the dog to see his bald body, he bent an evil smile.

She set up a ban around her maliciously, and in order to prevent Bingbing Dog from noticing, she also gently touched its head with her hand.

Sure enough, the dog's expression was more enjoyable.

Start shearing.

Use scissors to cut off all the long hair on both sides first, not even a little light hair remains, and scrape it off with a sharp dagger.

Yu Lansi: "..."

Sure enough, women who eat farts are terrible.

(End of this chapter)