Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 3 Bang

According to the speed of this test, it will soon be the children of Shangyang Village. It turns out that Yu Dabao is the last one of the previous batch. Yu Dabao is a little afraid to pull Yulansi, but the people above are looking at each other. Accurate to Magnolia.

"Come on, you'll go down there and wait for my sister-in-law." Yu Lansi could only comfort him.

Although Yu Dabao was still very scared, seeing Yu Lansi standing there and looking at him, he felt relieved.

So it went up for a while and then went down.

The village chief, who had been looking forward and nervous, was expressionless.

Soon Yu Lansi also stood up with a few little radishes behind her. She was really embarrassed. She was the biggest one in this group, and she attracted attention when she saw it.

Sure enough, she stood up, and several immortals in the stands looked over, as if to say whether this was too old.

Of course, no one doubts that the over-aged dare to come up, after all, how can mortals dare to disobey immortals.

After standing on the stage, Yu Lansi saw what the immortal was holding.

It turned out to be a round jade pendant with some complex patterns carved on it.

It is these lines that shine.

The soft white light falling on people is quite comfortable, and I was attracted by this light unknowingly.

I was about to take a closer look at how the lines were drawn.

Sudden--

"bang"

Then something seemed to stick to his face, so he quickly covered his face and stepped back, and when he let go of his hand, he found that everyone's eyes were on him.

The immortal in front of him still raised his hand, but the round jade pendant on his hand was gone, leaving only a rope.

At this time, the immortal stared at him with a dazed expression, and there was a bit of shock on his face.

Yu Lansi: "..."

Σ(°△°|||)︴Fuck, are you all looking at me?
She is in a good mood now.

What to do.

What did she do to look at her?
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yu Lansi couldn't help but recall whether he had done something unforgivable just now.

(°ー°〃) Shit, I remembered.

When I came to the stage, I couldn't help but let out a stuffy fart, the kind that didn't make any sound.

Should it be discovered?

quiet!
No one dared to speak in the quiet surroundings.

The village chief's face turned pale with fright.

It's hard to imagine that such a black face can be so white. This is definitely the most glorious moment of the village chief.
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Village Chief: It's over!
The immortal's things were broken by the lazy girl of the Yu family?

He saw a purple light rushing out from the forehead of the daughter of the Yu family, and then the jade pendant shattered.

Although Yu Lansi had no expression on her face at this time, she felt a panic in her heart.

What to do, the immortals will not feel that she does not respect them.

Ok?
its not right.

Farting is human nature, why do you blame her?

She put her eyes on the immortal's hand again, and there was only one rope left,

Could it be that the jade pendant was broken because of her?
Yu Lansi quietly glanced around.

Sure enough, everyone looked at her.

Lenovo's previous business.

Grass, is it true that you can't do it yourself?

This is a huge injustice.

You can't beat her to death.
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In the end, it was one of the younger ones who came over and looked at the red rope in the hands of Immortal Ce Linggen, swallowed his saliva, and whispered:

"Test it again."

Just didn't see it clearly.

Then he waved to the person next to him, and heard the city lord let the children next to him go down.

This time, I will test her alone, so I can always see it clearly.

Yu Lansi's eyes were involuntarily attracted to the man in white clothes with a high hair crown.

Didn't everyone say that immortals are good-looking?
Why do I have pimples on my forehead?

It's just that as soon as she thought about it, she saw the immortal's hand in front of her raised, and an identical jade pendant appeared in his hand again.

In order to measure clearly, he also took two steps forward.

Almost slapped Yupei on her forehead.

She couldn't help but take two steps back.

Seeing this, the village chief was so frightened that he covered his little heart.

Fortunately, the fairy didn't say anything.
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Yu Lansi looked at the immortal and then at the jade pendant.

Suddenly don't know where to look.

Want to see his pimples?
Sensing that Yu Lansi was staring at the jade pendant, the immortal had black lines all over his head.

Shen Sheng said: "Look at the jade pendant!"

Yu Lansi nodded honestly: "Oh!"

After wearing the jade pendant, his sight and consciousness were attracted again.

"Bang".

At the same time as the explosion, Yu Lansi covered her face.

Good, nothing got on the face.

Take the lead this time.

She's such a clever little devil.

(⊙o⊙)...

The surroundings suddenly became silent again.

Looking through his fingers, there was only one rope left.

Yu Lansi: "..."

I ride a horse.

Did she really do it?
Shouldn't he really be hammered to death by the person in front of him this time?
Yu Lansi took two steps back silently, trembling inwardly.

I said that I shouldn't come, I would have changed my age if I knew it earlier.

sloppy.

Don't talk about him, the village chief at this time is so ruined that his bowels are green.

You shouldn't let the lazy girl come and cause trouble. I won't know if Shangyang Village will be angered by the immortals later.

I don't know what will happen to this kid.
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Yu Lansi put down her hand, ready to be hammered to death in her heart.

That's it.

At worst, he will be a hero again 14 years later.

It's just that the days of eating and waiting for death are over, and it's really reluctant.

"Little Junior Brother, what's going on?"

The following immortals came over one after another.

I don't know what to think, if I was worried that she ran away and surrounded her in the middle.

Yu Lansi's face was still expressionless, but her heart was more than panicked.

Hastily.

Hammer her a soft and weak little cutie, she actually needs so many people.

Is this the new bullying in town?
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"How can the talisman burst open?"

At the beginning, the immortal frowned and said suspiciously, and then put his eyes on Yulansi again.

Yu Lansi was stunned, and then slowly replied: "I don't know either."

A talisman?

What the hell?

Jade?

What's the name of this?

Might as well call it Yupei.

After he finished speaking, he hesitated for a while before continuing to ask:

"Are you going to hit me?"

Can you ask for a light touch?
Immortal: "..."

→_→When we are bandits?

The expressions of several immortals all became speechless.

She also felt that they were so immortal, what made her think they would hit her?

"I won't hit you." One of them couldn't help saying.

Yu Lansi breathed a sigh of relief, then raised it again, and asked cautiously:
"Then, do I have to lose money?"

"No, it's just a talisman made of sapphire jade, and it's not expensive. You stay for the time being, and you can test it again later."

One of the immortals, who looked a little older, pondered for a while, but said in a strange voice.

Mainly the second time he vaguely saw a touch of purple.

But he was extremely uncertain in his heart, afraid that he had seen it wrong.

I couldn't help but feel a little excited and excited, causing the expressions and voices to be strange.

Yu Lansi breathed a sigh of relief.

Little life saved.

It's nice to see my mother again.

But since he wanted to stay, he would most likely have an in-depth chat with her because of this 'peculiar charm'.

I just don't know if I want her to pay for her flesh or sell her body.

Yu Lansi walked silently to the side of the child who had detected Xian Yuan before, feeling a little complicated inside.

If she wants to sell herself, should she resist and run away?
Sapphire, sapphire is also very expensive.

Could it be that because he is a traveler, his knowledge of the two worlds is too rich, and his brain is too active, that amulet exploded, right?

But she was illiterate all her life, she didn't even know a word, let alone learn knowledge.

That is, the brain is a little more active, is this also wrong.
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Thinking like this, Yu Lansi's heart is not the taste.

Then, in a daze, I watched the children go down one after another in front of me. After that, I never found a child with immortal fate.

Yu Dabao stood beside the village chief, looking at Yu Lansi anxiously and worriedly, but did not dare to come over.

The village chief is also worried. In addition to worrying about whether Yulansi will offend the immortals, he is also worried about whether they will offend Tianyangmen in Shangyang Village in the future, and of course whether they can bring the children back safely.

It would be really bad if all the children in the village could not go back because of Yu Lansi alone.

A huge event to measure the fate of the immortals, actually ended in less than two hours, and all the nearby villages should come, which means that there is only one person with immortality in the entire Shangyang City.

The faces of the immortals are not very good, and Yulan thinks that it is not good, and he is afraid that he will hit the muzzle.

As a result, when the immortals came over, they didn't speak in a bad tone or blamed Yu Lansi, but took out a little white jade talisman.

Yu Lansi: "..."

If the reader is persistent enough to focus on his studies, why can't he get into the 985 university entrance exam.

If she had this kind of energy in her previous life, Peking University and Tsinghua University would probably be out of the question.

"Is it possible? It's unpredictable." Yu Lansi took two steps back and said cowardly.

"Huh?" As if she didn't expect her to say that, the immortals looked at each other and said:
"No, we still have to test."

But you have to confirm it before you can be reconciled. After all, purple represents what!
Hearing this, Yu Lansi could only helplessly say:

"If it blows up, you really won't hit me? And won't you sell me?"

Immortals: "..."

What does this girl see them as?
They are fairies!

Do they care about such a careful thing, not to mention that the amulet is not theirs, it will be abolished if it is scrapped.

"Bang".

As expected, Bai Yupei also exploded.

But at this time, the eyes of several immortals lit up.

"I read that right, is Zi Qi coming from the east?"

"Not sure yet, but you can take it back and let the elders take it for a test."

In a few words, the three seemed to have already decided Yulansi's whereabouts.

But after hearing what they said, Yu Lansi frowned, what the heck, does she have an immortal fate?
Sure enough, a person as good as her is equally good everywhere, but unfortunately, due to the poisoning of the novel, she is not interested in the life of intrigue, murder and treasure, fighting and chasing.

Not even wanting to stay away from it.

"Do you have any unfulfilled wishes, just leave with us after you are done!" The older immortal said to Yu Lansi with a smile and kindness.

(End of this chapter)