Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 390 The most beautiful women are all thorns (two chapters in one)

Several senior brothers were not there, Wu Xia and Senior Brother Zhenning went to the Yinyue Sword Sect, and Senior Brother Mo Ran was in Daqingshan.

Even Yunxiu passed by recently.

There was no one she was more familiar with in the entire Aolaifeng.

Retreat here has no effect either.

Therefore, Yu Lansi can only do nothing and often go to the outer peak to inquire about news.

Finally got to know the truth.

Of course, she's not sure if it's the truth, after all, it's all hearsay.

It is said that it was after a certain bird-series monster transformed into a human form.

Entering the human world, she was cheated by a female nun for money and sex, and cheated her of the most precious feather on her body.

The more the big demon thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he lost.

So in a fit of anger, he activated his talent skills to control the monsters whose cultivation base was lower than it, and let the monsters besiege Yuedu Village.

"I think this rumor is a bit silly."

Yu Lansi shook her head in disbelief.

"But I heard from my senior brother that this is the reason."

Although Liu Feifei also thought it was ridiculous, the world is full of wonders.

"Then why is it Yuedu Village? Why haven't there been monsters in other places?"

"We guess this female cultivator met it in Yuedu Village." Liu Feifei said faintly.

Yu Lansi: "..."

It seems reasonable for you to say that.

Fuck!
"Does that big snake that is about to turn into a serpent have anything to do with this big monster?"

"I think it might just be a coincidence, sigh, even demons can't avoid being trapped by love, this thing is really terrible."

Having said that, Liu Feifei also patted her chest, a little fortunate that she did not continue chasing Mingchen.

Of course, she mainly couldn't see this person.
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Although he got such a ridiculous answer, Yu Lansi still felt it was very unreal.

Especially when the house leaked and it rained overnight, Lei Huanfeng was always shaking during this time.

If it is, it will vibrate, as if something is on the phone.

She could be seen standing on Aolai Peak from time to time.

Feeling some riotous thunder spirit energy around, this must be the rhythm of a torrential rain.

Sure enough, it started to rain heavily at night.

Yu Lansi looked at Lei Huanfeng's direction with some worry.

shit.

Without the master, Lei Huanfeng will not collapse.

Yu Lansi pinched the little turkey, feeling a little nervous.

It wasn't until she squeezed the little turkey and let it go.

The little turkey may be the memory of the fish. In the past two days, he has forgotten the appearance of being afraid of Yulansi.

Holding my clothes and calling my father all day, the psychological shadow seems to be over.

In addition to the growing appetite, it is not difficult to raise.

The only thing that worries her is not eating or pulling.
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"I have seen the head master."

Yu Lansi meditated in the square, mainly because there are many disciples here.

Rather lively.

As a result, just after running a big week, I saw the head come over.

Yu Lansi shivered a little subconsciously with the serious face of the national character like the boss of the underworld.

"Have you gotten used to it these days?"

Yu Lansi nodded, hesitated for a while and then asked:
"Sect Master, what the hell is going on with Lei Huanfeng?"

Can't wait for the master to come home.

Honorable Ao Lin pondered for a moment, then patted Yu Lansi on the shoulder:

"It doesn't matter if you know, there is a senior under Leihuan Peak who has been in seclusion for 3000 years, and he is about to face a catastrophe and ascension in the recent period."

Magnolia: ? ? ?

what? 3000 years?
Ascension?

shit.

Become a fairy.

Isn't the greatest pursuit of immortal cultivators to ascend to immortality!

I didn't expect that I was fortunate enough to see someone soaring.

This horse is too great.

To know that she has been in the sect for so long, I have never heard anyone say that someone has ascended to the Immortal Realm in the past thousand years.

"Then, when will that senior ascend?"

"More than ten years, as short as a few months." Venerable Ao Rin thought for a while and said seriously.

Yu Lansi: "..."

(lll￢ω￢)
It means that she may not be able to go home for more than ten years, or she may be able to go home in a few months at most.

Can't there be an accurate time for this riding?
But she also knows how this thing can be accurate, and the person who crosses the robbery may have some feelings.

But I am below Leihuan Peak.

"Haha, it's really... amazing." Yu Lansi smiled awkwardly and politely.

However, Honorable Ao Lin didn't even notice the reluctance of her smile.

He also smiled slightly: "It's still good luck for you, the deity has been practicing for a thousand years, and this is the second time to watch people ascend."

After speaking, Ao Rin was ready to leave.

Yu Lansi hurriedly stopped: "Senior Master, Senior Brother, are they all right?"
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Yu Lansi looked blankly at the back of the head who walked briskly.

It's okay, it's okay, what do you do by slapping her head.

The hair is all blown away.

She was a little bald and caught the hairpin that was about to fall, and pulled herself a Taoist nun's head.

Although it is invisible, it is estimated that it is not very good.

Fortunately, I haven't been out much recently, and many people in Aolaifeng don't know each other.

He simply went back to the yard by himself.

It's been really boring lately.

Knowing that there is a battle in the distance, but because his cultivation is too low, he can only be a marginal person.

Sure enough, if the cultivation base is too low, he will be sent back when he leaves the novice village.

Ugh.

She is really difficult.
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Originally, Yu Lansi had already prepared that she would wait for several years before going home, but the next day she felt that the thunder-type spiritual energy in the air was very irritable, but very strong.

She was also a little irritable.

At this moment, only a "boom" of thunder was heard.

Yu Lansi thought it was a thunderstorm at first.

But suddenly I remembered that there was a thunder formation above Leihuan Peak.

There is no sound of thunder.

Immediately, he was shocked.

He ran out hurriedly.

She happened to meet Liu Feifei, who came to look for her.

"Hurry up, come with me."

After he finished speaking, he dragged her and ran to the square.

At this time, a lot of people had gathered in the square.

Liu Feifei pulled her to the edge.

A black patch on top of his head.

Yu Lansi was a little worried about whether Lei Huanfeng and others would still exist.

"Come out." As Liu Feifei and the people around her exclaimed.

Yu Lansi saw a phantom like a balloon that was blown up more and more inflated.

In the end, it developed into a height similar to that of Leihuan Peak.

Because it is really too big, it is impossible to see the appearance at all.

I saw him raise his head and look at Jieyun above his head.

Then he jumped up and went straight into the sky with a blue light.

And then--

Can't see anything.

But Yu Lansi breathed a sigh of relief.

Lei Huanfeng was saved.

The man entered the robbery cloud, and he could not see him crossing the robbery.

However, Yu Lansi found that many high-level bosses were looking at the sky intently.

It seems that you can really see through the thick black clouds.

Yulan looked at the sky and looked at the people around, and there were some monks who were obviously confused and in a daze.

Sure enough, the cultivation base is too low to even understand the ascension of a person.

"I can't see anything anymore." Liu Feifei whispered.

But even so, no one left.

Watching people soaring is a rare thing in the entire immortal world.
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The roaring clouds continued to roll, except for the occasional sound of thunder and lightning roaring, and nothing else was heard.

In order to fit in with the group, Yu Lansi also looked at Jieyun above her head intently.

Unknowingly, the thunder system spiritual power in the body is also constantly running.

Yu Lansi didn't notice that as she stared at Jieyun, the silver vertical lines between her eyebrows became more and more obvious.

There is a faint glow.

at the same time.

The robbery cloud, which was originally pitch black, suddenly became transparent.

Yu Lansi seemed to see a male cultivator in a black robe sitting cross-legged in the cloud of robbery.

Although it is also a back view, it seems to be able to feel the power of thunder and lightning entangled around it.

Very powerful, with an aura of destruction.

However, the male cultivator was not afraid at all. Although he closed his eyes, Gu Bo was not shocked, as if he had fallen asleep.
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Suddenly, a black smoke gathered in the robbery cloud, and the black smoke rolled and transformed into a black dragon.

The black dragon wrapped around the male cultivator.

The male cultivator's expression finally changed slightly, frowning slightly.

It seems to be remembering something bad.

Yu Lansi closed her eyes slightly, but found that the picture was still clearly visible.

And at this time, not only can she only see the front, she feels that she seems to be omnipotent in this robbery cloud.

As long as she is in this cloud of calamity, she can be clear with a single thought anywhere.

You can see all the places you want to see.

She seemed to be able to gently touch the black dragon that was entangling the male cultivator.

Thinking so, she really did.

The surrounding thunder-type spiritual power instantly transformed into a hand, and lightly touched the black dragon.

The result was empty.

shit.

It's definitely smoky.

But I don't know if it was an illusion, Yu Lansi always felt that the black dragon seemed to look back.

She backed away in fright.

I wanted to hide, but I suddenly heard a chirping voice in my ear:

"Afraid of a ball, hack it."

"Crack it, ah, hack that person."

"Not yet."

"That's also chopping."

Yu Lansi: "..."

She wondered if something was wrong with her, and had hallucinations in her mind.

The word "crack" is all over my head.

I always feel that the surrounding thunder-type spiritual power seems to be a little bit just around the corner.

Sure enough, I saw the black dragon getting lighter and lighter, and it seemed to be about to dissipate.

Yu Lansi was stunned.

Shouldn't this be transcending the calamity of the heart?
So this senior has passed the heart demon calamity?
Just when she thought so, she suddenly felt something pushed her.

Then she felt more and more crowded, as if there was something around her that was squeezing her out of breath.

But she couldn't do it if she wanted to shout.

There was another chirping voice in my ears, looming:
"Quick, quick, I'm going to hack him in the first wave."

"Well, then I'm second."

"I want the first wave too."

……

Yulan Si: Who am I?where am i?What am I doing on the horse?
The things around her seemed to crush her.

The anger inside was growing.

The feeling of being about to explode is unbearable.

The fire swelled upwards.

destroy.

destroy.

Lao Tzu wants to destroy all... people?

Ok?
Before she could figure out why she had such thoughts.

The next moment, there is a feeling like riding a roller coaster.

Falling down very fast.

Damn, scared to pee.

"boom."

She felt that the roller coaster might have hit something.

Sure enough, in the next instant, her eyes were white and she couldn't see anything.

I just felt that I was rolling in the air constantly, but I didn't feel like I was going to vomit at all.

Then there was a voice in my ear:
"Wow, I almost fell apart."

"Wait for me, I'm going to chop it."

"Dry, go, go and go."

"I'm here, I'm here, I'm here again."

……

This time, Yulansi was still pushed past.

Still getting crowded.

Still crowding her into the sky, she felt like an angry bird now.

Waiting to rush out without exploding.

So she really rushed down with the crowded things around.

The target is that senior.

Then, with a "bang", it was knocked over by a force.

To be squeezed, angry, destroyed, bumped, knocked over.

Still squeezed, angry, destroyed, bumped, knocked over.

……

This action was repeated eighty times.

Yu Lansi felt that she was numb, but the voice in her ear became more and more irritable.

Noisy, she wanted to discuss with them how the next collision would be successful.

"Shut a fart and shut up for Lao Tzu."

Thinking so, she really shouted.

Sure enough, the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

But soon.

"Fuck, who was talking just now?"

"There are ghosts, there are ghosts, I am so afraid."

"Afraid of shit, ghosts are afraid of us."

"..."

Magnolia: ? ? ?

What's happening?
What are they talking about?
I don't know if she said something, so she was never squeezed again.

I just feel a little pain in my forehead.

Also a little hot.
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"Ouch."

Yu Lansi felt her brows covered.

"what happened?"

Liu Feifei was startled by Yu Lansi's voice and looked back at her.

Just in time to see Yu Lansi covering her forehead, she opened her eyes in a daze.

"Did you hear anything?"

"Thunder."

Although the great formation of Tianyangmen has been opened, the power of thunder and lightning above is still trembling around the formation.

Yu Lansi was a little confused.

She just clearly felt that she seemed to have gone above the robbery cloud.

I also heard some nonsense.

It seems that he still wants to hit that senior.

Thinking like this, Yu Lansi put down her hand with a little guilty conscience.

"Hey, what's between your eyebrows?" She put down her hand, and Liu Feifei saw the silver vertical lines between Yulansi's eyebrows.

Some curiously reached out.

Then--

"what!"

The hand seemed to be stabbed.

She pinched her fingers and looked at Yu Lansi in surprise.

Yu Lansi: "..."

Σ(°△°|||)︴Fuck, I didn't do anything.

But he said honestly:

"Sure enough, the most beautiful women are thorns."

Liu Feifei: "..."

(lll￢ω￢)
Although you are really good-looking, it's really not Bilian to say that.
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When Liu Feifei looked up again, she found that her brows were clean and there was nothing left.

She frowned suspiciously.

Did I just read it wrong?

But my fingers really hurt.

Pain can never be said to feel wrong.

She let go, only to find that her left index finger was swollen.

When she moved her spiritual power, she found that there were unexpected and violent fluctuations of spiritual power on her index finger.

Not the psychic attribute she knew.

"Look." His hands were so swollen.

lose money.

"Fuck, what kind of supernatural ability do you have?" Yu Lansi lowered her head when she heard the voice.

Suddenly he almost laughed.

Fingers swollen like sausages.

Very happy.

"It's only when you touch your eyebrows." Liu Feifei said seriously.

"Then why don't you say my thorn is poisonous?"

As a result, Liu Feifei really nodded: "It may be really poisonous."

After that, Yu Lansi pinched her sausage fingers, but found that there was a ray of thunder-type spiritual power at the tip of her finger, which was indeed a very violent thunder-type spiritual power.

Get her out now.

Spreading out his hand, it seems to have dissipated.

(End of this chapter)