Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 451 Something went wrong (two chapters in one)

But Si Ye's hands really look like radishes.

It looked funny.

But she was able to hold back her laughter, but someone next to her made a croak.

"Pfft."

Xun Shu looked over inadvertently. He had been trained and would not laugh under normal circumstances.

Because his father said that when he laughed, people would find that he was not smart enough.

But at this time he couldn't bear it anymore.
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Si Ye: ? ? ?
ヾ(｀Д) What the hell are you laughing at?
I'm like this and you're still laughing?

Do you have any love for it?

After Si Ye looked over, she didn't dare to stare.

After all, he is a junior, and Xun Shu's aura is too attractive.

Xun Shu quickly restrained his expression and closed his mouth tightly.

Pretending that he wasn't smiling just now, he returned to his expressionless face.

But his shoulders were still shrugged.

After Si Ye turned her gaze back, Xun Shu squinted.

Seek sparse: →_→

'Puchi'

I couldn't help laughing again.

Si Ye's four fingers were tightly squeezed together, forcing her hands to open.

But it looked like four neat, white and tender radishes.

Si Ye: "..."

→_→ Forget it, just be happy.
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She tried to use her spiritual power to recover, but it was of no use.

As soon as the spiritual force approached, it was a stinging pain.

The power inside is domineering and rude.

Si Ye: "..."

I'm stepping on a horse to provoke someone.

She raised her head and looked at Yu Lansi resentfully.

He even had a weapon in his hand.

After he finished speaking, he looked at Yu Lansi's hand.

Yu Lansi hurriedly spread her hands, indicating that she really had nothing in her hands.

Si Ye: "..."

→_→I don't believe it.

Unless you tell me to say nothing.

But at this time, Yu Lansi couldn't speak, and as soon as he spoke, he had a bad breath, bah, and would call people.

It is estimated that the hands are not turned into radishes.

Instead, the entire head was electrocuted into an explosive head.
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"Uncle, don't you want to say something?" Si Ye spread out her radish hand and looked at her.

Yu Lansi: "..."

She pretended to sit calmly on the seat prepared for herself, deliberately did not face Si Ye, and whispered:

"My luck went wrong, and now my body is full of Lei Ling."

Si Ye: "..."

→_→ Is it fashionable for people nowadays to speak without facing others?
"Then why don't you look at me, uncle?"

I suspect you are coaxing me.

How close Uncle Yu and her were before, they were all hand in hand in the car.

Yu Lansi: "..."

She glanced at Si Ye helplessly, then continued to turn her head and said:
"I speak with thunder and lightning now, are you sure you want me to speak to you?"

Si Ye blinked: Really, I don't believe it.

"Then why don't you have a sound transmission?"

Yu Lansi: "..."

(°ー°〃) Shit, yeah.

I even forgot about this while riding a horse.

"Put out your hand." Her divine sense voiced.

Who knew that this guy, Si Ye, hid his hands behind his back with a frightened expression on his face.

"Why, why?"

Of the five fingers, only one was not swollen into a radish.

Could it be that the uncle is still an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Do you like this shape of your hand?" Yu Lansi looked at her in surprise.

Si Ye realized that she had misunderstood, and her face was slightly red:

"This, I still don't like it."

Just after finishing speaking, there was another 'puff' from Xun Shu's side.

Then he quickly lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders.

With a 'click', he broke off the side of the plate he was holding.

Si Ye: -_-||
So far, the image of Uncle Xun in her mind has gradually collapsed.
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After eating something to restore some spiritual power.

The crowd also lined up to leave.

No one asked anyone how the harvest was, but the only person everyone remembered was Xun Shu.

At this time, everyone no longer disliked the smell of Xunshu.

Several hesitantly wanted to come over to have a chat, but were intimidated by the expressions and attitudes of Xunshu and Yu Qianli.

I'm afraid I'm afraid.

In the end it didn't come forward.

I decided to visit Tianyangmen's resident after a while.

It's not too much to ask how to comprehend the power of the law in the name of learning from each other.

When passing by the old man Hefa, he smiled at Yu Lansi with an indescribable kindness on his face.

But Yu Lansi always thought it looked weird.

I always feel that there is a little more regret in the eyes of the other party.
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When I went back, the smell on Xun Shu's body was not so pungent.

But Xun Shu kept staring at Si Ye's hand.

Si Ye lowered her head and said nothing.

Although the Lei Lingli in his hand was taken back by Yu Lansi, his hand was still a little swollen.

Going back still needs to be nourished with wood-type spiritual power for a period of time.

"That ointment..." Xun Shu thought about it, and decided to ask Si Ye if there was any other useful ointment.

But before the words were finished, Si Ye immediately raised her head:

"Non-refundable and non-exchangeable."

Xun Shu: "..."

Magnolia: →_→

The two of them invariably looked at Si Ye, who immediately became energetic.

Facing the surprised eyes of the two, Si Ye shrank her neck.

Hesitantly said:
"Then, that plaster is no problem. Besides, the elixir has been used, no, it can't be returned."

The spirit stone that entered her pocket was impossible to return.

What's more, this is also her hard work.

Xun Shu: No!

Silence for a while.

Of course he knew that the plaster was fine, it was his own problem.

The crux of the problem was that he didn't know what his father had put on him to make his skin so white and tender.

It can only return to normal after breaking through the Nascent Soul.
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At this moment, Si Ye suddenly leaned over curiously and wiped the bottom of the pot on the back of his hand.

The color on the face is a bit complicated due to the wash of sweat.

Instead, I can't see how the skin on my face is, it's messy.

But because of the friction with the sleeves, the hands seem to be so clean.

So, with a touch of the coconut, the white and tender part of it was immediately revealed.

Si Ye took a deep breath:

"Wow, why are you so white."

Didn't her ointment turn black?

Could it be that this ointment is actually whitening?
Before she could wonder.

"Snapped"

Xun Shu slapped the past.

She patted Si Ye's hand away and covered it with her sleeves.

Then he stared at Si Ye with a wary look on his face.

That appearance can be described with a ferocious expression, which is not too much.

Especially the pair of upside-down eyebrows, like two small knives, pierced her and shook her whole body.

Si Ye: "..."

(╥﹏╥) What the hell.

my paws.

She was stunned for a while before shaking her left hand.

The right hand of the horse was swollen, and the back of the left hand was also burning hot now.

She looked in the direction of Xun Shu, but the other's hand was firmly blocking her.

Thinking Coconut: Convex
Gan, is that your hand?
You are a hammer, you are so powerful.

She "hiss".

The back of the hand is numb.

At this time, it was bright red and slightly swollen.
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At this time, she was weak and helpless with two injured hands.

The whole person is still a little confused.

She wondered what she didn't do.

It's always her who gets hurt.

Yu Lansi looked at her unrequited appearance, and she could still help with the "radish" in her right hand.

When her left hand was swollen with a slap, she could do nothing.

This is purely an external impact, and she has to rely on her own spiritual power to repair it.

After all, her spiritual power is the main attack, but there is no way to reduce the swelling.

Thinking of this, she also felt that Si Ye looked a little pitiful, and her heart softened, she leaned over and whispered:

"Does it hurt?"

As a result, she forgot that she is now a walking thunder group, the kind that even exhaled with lightning.

It happened that she was speaking to Si Ye.

Just finished.

There were two lightning flashes on Si Ye's head.

"Zizzi"

The voice came from where her hair was.

Si Ye looked at Yulan Si blankly, shivering with the electricity.

The bun, which was originally neatly pulled up, was not only scattered, but some of it was even stiffened.

After a few seconds, the power of lightning disappeared.

Si Ye's face also turned black, and her hairstyle became a chicken coop.

Si Ye: "..."

(┬＿┬)
I ride a horse.

I was a little unconvinced before.

Now I believe it.

Sure enough, talking is electrified.

"Cough cough."
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Yu Lansi covered her mouth, also a little shocked.

It's just a breath, why is it so exaggerated.

Fortunately, it was just a breath, and it was fortunate that Si Ye was a monk.

If it was a mortal, it is estimated that it would have fallen by now.

I want to comfort her, but I can't touch her now, and I can't speak.

Messages can only be conveyed by eyes.

Si Ye: "..."

(lll￢ω￢)
He refuses to make eye contact with you and throws the back of his head at you.

She pursed her mouth, hugged her legs, and moved slowly to the corner.

Like a poor little one.
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It was hard to get to the station.

Yu Lansi hesitated for a while, but went down first.

Xun Shu glanced at Si Ye, thinking that she might not have done it on purpose, he reached out and gently tugged at her messy hair, which turned out to be even more messy.

Put your hands away immediately.

Strong and calm said:
"Here, go back."

When you're done, leave quickly.

Si Ye: "..."

Talk, talk, what does it mean to move people's hairstyles.

She wiped her hair angrily.

Then--

"..."

What is this horse riding? -
After Yulan Si and Xun Shu came down, she looked at Xun Shu.

Xun Shu tilted his head a little guilty.

Now he doesn't know how to face Yulansi.

Especially when she still sees such an ugly side of herself.

He simply strode inside, but ended up heading in the direction of the Martial Arts Arena.

Yu Lansi thought he was going to lift iron, so she didn't think much about it.

But why hasn't Si Ye come out yet?

She looked into the carriage.

But there was no movement inside.

The waiter next to him bent over and raised his head curiously.

Yu Lansi smiled awkwardly at him, but the round-faced waiter bowed his head respectfully.
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She could only go a little further and said:

"Si Ye, come out."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a faint cry from inside.

"Woooo┭┮﹏┭┮"

"It's really hard for me, it's too hard."

God knows what inhuman torture she suffered.

Both hands are swollen.

Hair is also messed up and messed up into a chicken coop.

Now that she goes out and specifies that people will see jokes, she thinks that she is also a little fairy who is highly valued by the master in Yaofeng.

It is also famous in the circle of noble ladies in the capital.

She went out in such a miserable state and was seen by others, asking those ladies what to think of her.

More and more sad.

When I am sad, I burst into tears.

Yu Lansi looked a little embarrassed at the waiter who was listening.

After thinking about it, let the waiter go to the corner and wait for a while.

The waiter did not dare to refuse, and simply left.

No one was walking around the Tianyangmen station, and most of the disciples had gone back at this point.

Then she knocked on the wooden door: "Okay, come out, there is no one outside."

Si Ye opened the window and cautiously looked outside.

Make sure Yulansi didn't lie.

Move out, jump out of the car.

He ran away in a hurry.

Yu Lansi: "..."

━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━
Forget it, it's a bunch of actors.
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After greeting the waiter, he also walked towards the courtyard.

As a result, when I just walked through the corridor, I saw Xun Shu on the left walking up and down the corridor.

His expression was calm.

But Yu Lansi knew at a glance that most of the goods were lost again.

"What is Senior Brother Xun doing here?"

Xun Shu saw her eyes light up.

Hiding his hand in his sleeve, he said:

"be lost."

Yu Lansi also accepted.

It was the first time she had seen someone say something about getting lost so confidently.

After speaking, he walked over to Yulansi.

It was clear that she was going to take him back.

She settled down, then turned to the other side and said:

"Didn't you bring your Dingbei Pearl?"

"...forgot." It should have fallen into the barrel.

I think it should still be in the bucket by now.

Xun Shu frowned slightly.

Damn, the ointment in the barrel has not been cleaned up.
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Although she wanted to complain very much, she had no energy to complain at this time.

Quickly send Xun Shu back, and quickly return to the yard.

Then open the prohibition and formation.

Decided to close temporarily, and after hanging a "closed" sign on the door, I didn't care.

After Si Ye went back, she nourished her two claws with wood-type spiritual power for one night, and then it returned to normal.

However, after Xun Shu went back, he didn't smell a particularly unpleasant smell. Instead, his Dingbei Pearl seemed to be congealed with the plaster.

Hard.

He shattered the hardened ointment around him with one punch.

Then carefully set the Dingbei Pearl to the ground.

He didn't dare to take it, mainly because if he was too strong, the North Pearl would have been crushed, and he basically said goodbye to going out in the past few years.

It's a pity that the strength is too great, not only the wooden barrel is broken, but also a piece on the floor.

He scratched his hair, but it was a little knotted, and he didn't work hard.

A piece of hair was pulled out by himself.

Looking at the hair on his hand.Xun Shu is a little confused.

I saw the white and tender hands on my hands again.

Feeling really girly, suddenly a naive and bold idea popped up in my mind.

If you shave all your hair, won't you look less girly?

Xunshu has always been an activist.

Now that I think about it, I haven't thought about the consequences for the time being.

There are no tools at hand, so just use your hands.

He wasn't afraid of pain anyway.

And with the strength of his current body, he doesn't worry about peeling off his scalp.

He waved a water mirror, Xun Shu looked at the mirror and began to lick it.

Purely dried.

Soon, his full head of black hair was tucked clean by him.

Then--

Xun Shu: "..."

Staring at his shiny bald head, there is not a single hair on it.

Glowing with a little bit of starlight, tender enough to reflect light.

He suddenly felt that his decision might be a little prudent.

In the future, there is one more place to rub the bottom of the pot.

He turned his head to look at the hair that had been pulled from the ground.

Ugh.

sloppy.

(End of this chapter)