Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 57 The Jade Wrench That Blows Rainbow Farts

After the voice in his ears sounded, Yu Lansi was in a very dazed state.

Can't help but start thinking.

Why are the things that are born with intelligence that I own like this——

strangeness.

People's intelligence is either cute or cute.

Either hum.

And his own either ignored the person and refused to communicate, or was the eunuch's voice with a weird tone.

mental shadow.

This cast a shadow on her heart.

I'm afraid I'll never want such a smart thing again.

"Junior sister, do you want to continue shopping?" Zhenning saw that Yu Lansi's face was a little strange, thinking that there must be something wrong with her intelligence.

"Forget it, let's go back." Yu Lansi ignored the jade wrench, but she really didn't want to go shopping anymore.

She wanted to go back as soon as possible to figure out what the hell it was.

Zhenning also understood that although she was curious, she was very understanding and didn't ask any further questions.

After picking up Xiaoxue and returning to Leihuan Peak, Zhenning left without staying any longer.

This made Yu Lansi feel a little more favorable towards Senior Brother Zhenning, and also made him less defensive.

Maybe I thought too much before. After all, Senior Brother Wuxia takes great care of him, and Senior Brother Zhenning will pay more attention to him. I think he is no different from Senior Brother Wuxia.

Thinking of this, I didn't think much about other things.

Help Xiaoxue put the contents of the storage bag into the kitchen, turn around and prepare to go back to the room.

But when I think of the moon gold wheel in the room...

Well--

Since they all have intelligence, can they communicate?

But now she doesn't know what the situation is with the jade finger.

If it's not a good thing, wouldn't these two wise people come together to go to heaven?

ヾ(.￣□￣) will not work.

So I just went to the room next to the yard.

Pinch a dust-cleaning technique to clean up, and then find a place to sit down.

During this period, Yuhuanzhi never spoke or acted as a demon.

Yu Lansi was worried that she would not be able to put this thing in the storage bag in front of Senior Brother Zhenning, which would cause her embarrassment.

ー(￣～￣)ξ Yes, there is already a psychological shadow.

So keep holding it.

Fortunately, this thing is cold, and there is no sweat.

After it was done, he began to torture: "Okay, what exactly are you?"

"The little one is Xiao Gangzi, the master's most loyal servant, and he is honored to be the master's servant. The little one is willing to go to the sword and go down the sea of ​​fire..." and a series of flattery.

This rainbow fart made Yulan Si doubt life.

I didn't expect that there really exists in this world that blowing rainbow farts is so vulgar but extremely pleasant.

Moreover, it is also a wrenching wisdom.

Where does this get the dumbest people to reason?
ヾ(ω`)
But the rainbow fart is so nice, hehe.

but——

"stop."

But no matter how good the rainbow fart is, it is not advisable to listen to it too much.

What should I do if I don't really float.

"Your spirits... are all like this?" Are you talking so much?

What happened to the Moon Golden Wheel?Can spirits have multiple personalities?

As a result, after hearing this, Yuhuanzhi suddenly sighed very anthropomorphically.

"Go back to the master, this is a long story. The little one was originally a servant of the Sun Country's harem, no, accidentally swallowed a jade finger, and that's it."

Yu Lansi: "..."

(°ー°〃) Finished?

no-
Is this what you call a long story?
Why are you making a long story short?
I love listening to stories, and I have a lot of time, so it doesn't matter if I say it slowly.

Convex (fuck dish)
"You mean, you swallowed the jade ring finger and became the wisdom of the jade ring finger?"

Why is this so unreliable?But in the world of immortality, anything is possible.

"Going back to the master, it doesn't count. The little one was choked to death by the jade finger. When he died, he saw a ball of light, and then that's it."

Yu Lansi: "..."

(￢з￢)σ
The rainbow fart just now is pretty good.

How do you say it's the right thing to do?

Could it be that the eunuchs in this palace are a group of people who only know how to blow rainbow farts?
Okay, Yu Lansi doesn't know how this kind of unscientific thing came into being, and it is estimated that only a big man like a master can explain it.

Therefore, we will not investigate how the eunuch became Lingzhi for the time being.

"Then, what's the use of you?" It can't be a lingzhi, it's just a decoration.

Then this thing is not suitable for her, so old-fashioned.

The size of this jade wrench is obviously more suitable for a man's hand.

"Small, no, I don't know." The voice was a little weak.

Yu Lansi: ...is it really an ornament?
(=′ー`)
It's okay, I'm used to it.

Anyway, there is a lunar golden wheel that seems to be very cool, but ignores him.

Another jade wrench that blows rainbow farts, but has no use for eggs, is quite harmonious.

╮(﹀_﹀)╭ In short, it is useless.

"Then why do you think I'm the master?" She was only a rookie on the third floor of the Qi refining stage.

There is clearly a real Yuan Ying next to him.

Is it difficult-

What aura of the protagonist do you have?
But if it's the protagonist's halo that attracts this kind of thing, it's better not to.

Jade Wrench thought about this question for a while and then said weakly: "When I saw the young master, I felt very kind, and I felt that the master was very kind, hilarious, virtuous, virtuous, wise and intelligent... "

As he spoke, he started blowing rainbow farts.

Seeing that Yu Lansi didn't stop herself, Yu Lansi's voice became quieter, and then she shut up.

Yu Lansi did not float away after hearing these compliments.

Instead, he lowered his head in thought.

This guy didn't answer him directly. Could it be that he was chosen because of his weak cultivation?
"Did you recognize the master because of my lightning root attribute?" Yu Lansi asked directly, the only thing that could be valued by others might be this lightning root.

Sure enough, after hearing this, the jade wrench fell silent.

And then: "I heard that there is no one in the thunder system, and the future has a bright future, and I will definitely become an immortal..."

It means chant.

However, Yu Lansi can only feel the power of lightning on the opponent when Yu Lansi is approaching. Although it is weak, lightning has the power of destruction.

Such an existence, as long as it does not die in the middle, will definitely soar.

Now that you've admitted it, there's really nothing to say.

However, is it because of this reason that Moon Jinlun recognizes himself as the Lord?

In this case, Yu Lansi felt that in the future, he would not want to contract any messy things.

Although she does not have a golden finger, the thunder attribute does have more growth prospects.

And it is one in ten thousand, even if it is her golden finger.

She thinks that she may have the attributes to attract these messy situations, so she should not trouble herself in the future.

I don't know if something with intelligence can cancel the contract.

but--

"You're quite literate, you have a set of sets." This complimenting idiom is also one after another.

"The master I used to be with was a talented girl. Those of us who are slaves want to please the master, but we don't need to learn more."

Speaking of this, Yuhuanzhi also felt a sigh. To be a eunuch, if you want to be called a master, it is not enough to know the current affairs and have the ability.

I just didn't expect that when I was a human, I didn't use things that could go to school, but I only used it when I was pulling my fingers.

"It's not easy being a eunuch these days."

Yu Lansi expressed sympathy at the thought of her hard working life as a programmer.

Sure enough, it is difficult in all walks of life.

"That's right..." Yuhuanzhi couldn't help but express that his words hit his bitterness.

Magnolia:  …
Jade wrench:  …

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