When the live broadcast of Kuaichuan is in progress

Chapter 259 Wanting to be Brave Wu Dalang ([-])
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Wu Dalang sells cooking cakes - human and bear goods.

This is an allusion.

Concise and concise words are enough to summarize Wu Dalang.

Shouldn't she have said something cheap about Pan Jinlian to He Lao Liu's little wife in the last world?

It's too common for this kind of thing to happen to her.

Almost forgot his crow's mouth.

If you walk too wavy, your waist will flash: anchor, I have verified a sentence on you, there is no end to ugliness.There is no ugliest, only uglier.

I have Latiao to follow me: I was a pig back then, but I could still deceive myself that it was cute, what about now?

Lang Jiujiu: Just tell me, the host, how tall are you now.

Anchor: The height is more than eight feet, the legs are 1.8 meters long...

Skin it every day, you won't be happy if you don't skin it.

However, now the skin is not happy.

This little fairy is a dog.

Lingling Seven Strings: Lying is shameful.Eight feet?Not even five feet.

Lotus Fairy: 1.8 meters long legs...Anchor, are you sure you can see your legs?

Announcer: I'm so worried...

Wu Dalang was less than five feet tall, with an ugly face and a ridiculous mind. His upper body was long and his lower body was short. People in Qinghe County saw him short and short, so they nicknamed him Sancun Dinggu Bark.

This is the description in Water Margin.

Originally short, but also long top and short bottom, in addition to the buttocks are the feet.

Legs or something can only be understood but not described in words.

Oh, what a worry.

Anchor: Don't talk about it, let this anchor be quiet.

This little fairy now just wants to be quiet, and no one should bother with her.

As for the pancakes...

This little fairy is not in the mood to sell now.

Shengge found a clean alley, and began to sit down and think about life, don't worry about the plot.

As a person who grew up watching the four great classics, he is no stranger to Water Margin, let alone Wu Dalang.

Shengge really felt that his heart was riddled with holes.

She has to take it easy...

Now I only see my height, not my appearance.

Shengge couldn't guarantee that he would be the first person to be scared to death by his appearance.

Yangou can't afford to be hurt.

Is this what Yan Fu is talking about one by one?
MMP, I really want to unpack one by one.

Ding dong ding dong, the unnamed boss in the live broadcast room went online again. This time, he didn't go offline in seconds, but said a word.

"who are you?"

This font is not like the unified font of the barrage in the live broadcast room, but more like it was written by myself.

One stroke at a time, with iron bones.

Shengge rolled his eyes, the little fairy was unhappy and didn't want to talk.

Shengge silently counted in his heart, watching the mysterious boss disconnect for a few seconds.

one……

two……

three……

disconnected.

Humph.

(>﹏<) I know that I can't hold on for three seconds.

Wait for when this mysterious boss persists online for 1 minute, and then she will answer the question.

This little fairy's live broadcast room is capricious.

Shengge looked at the increasingly venomous sun, touched his hungry, rumbling stomach, and instantly felt that life was hopeless.

Eat quick cakes?
No, this little fairy loves everything.

Shengge weighed the copper coins that Wu Dalang earned today, and it was about enough to eat a meal of meat.

He spends the money he earns by himself, and whoever makes a beautiful wife don't need her to support him at all.

So Shengge stood at the intersection of the street with people coming and going, gave out the cakes for free one by one, and went to the restaurant with a light burden.

"A jug of wine, half a catty of beef."

Shengge waved his hand, trying to make himself look more imposing.

It's a pity that Wu Dalang was born with nothing to do with momentum.

Pan Jinlian's point of view in Water Margin once said that Wu Dalang is three parts like a human and seven parts like a ghost...

These eight short words are enough to show how ugly Wu Dalang looks.

"Wu Da, why are you free to have a drink today?"

"Could it be that the beautiful lady at home won't let you in?"

Anyone who sees Wu Dalang can't help but make fun of him, who made Wu Dalang marry a beautiful and romantic wife?

A piece of mutton fell into the dog's mouth...

Even though Pan Jinlian has a romantic style, there are still many people who are not angry.

"You miss?"

"It's not yours to miss any more."

Shengge was merciless when it came to teasing people.

She was really afraid that Wu Dalang's wish was to reconcile with Pan Jinlian and be a loving couple for the rest of his life.

Loving couple...

is it possible?

Just like He Laoliu disliked Mrs. Xianglin, Pan Jinlian also never liked Wu Dalang from the beginning to the end.

The twisted melon is not sweet.

After receiving such a slap from Shengge, the waiter in the shop fell silent in an instant.

Today's Wuhan University does not seem to be normal.

In the past, Wu Dalang was cowardly and incompetent, even if others molested Pan Jinlian in front of him, he didn't dare to get angry, so he could only run away in despair.

Why did he suddenly become angry today?

Oh, it's not easy, it's not easy.

Just because of this rare temper, shouldn't he secretly give him some wine with less water?
Shengge didn't know what the waiter was thinking, he just thought that he would think about other things after eating and drinking enough.

Satisfied with wine and food, the wine and meat of this era are much more chewy than the ones she ate before.

Shengge burped, paid for the meal, and sat leisurely by the window until the sun was no longer so harsh before Shi Shiran left.

In this quaint little town, there are endless cries of hawking, Sheng singer cheaply bought an exquisite but affordable hairpin.

shit...

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As a peerless ugly man, with a wife who keeps having affairs and eventually kills her husband, who will I buy the hairpin for...

What a debt.

Hmph, it must not be her who bought the hairpin, but Wu Dalang.

Shengge put the blame on Wu Dalang without any pressure.

Walking aimlessly, Shengge slowly left the city. Looking at the solemn and serious word Yanggu on the city gate, he knew in his heart that it seemed that Wu Dalang had moved to Yanggu County from Qinghe County.

It's a pity that Wu Dalang didn't understand that blindly avoiding can't solve any problems.

It is a jealous thing for a cowardly, incompetent and ugly person to marry a beautiful and beautiful wife.

Jealousy is the original sin and human nature.

The more jealous people, the more people watching.

No matter where you flee, you can't avoid it.

Unless Wu Dalang becomes stronger, unless Pan Jinlian is no longer as beautiful as a flower.

Unfortunately, there are not so many unless.

The only time Wu Dalang was strong was to catch Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian's scandal...

Shengge sat by the sparsely populated river and began to accept the plot with a sinking heart.

That's right, even if a Yangou subconsciously rejects such a look, the live broadcast mission still has to continue.

Well, she is a dedicated socialist young man.

It is wrong to judge people by their covers.

Shengge persuaded himself very pretentiously, and then began to accept the plot and Wu Dalang's wish.

Alas, I still despise ugliness, what should I do.

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Confused.

Shengge sighed and resigned to his fate.

This is indeed the world of "Water Margin" that she was familiar with, and she is indeed the unlucky and useless Wu Dalang who died at the hands of his wife.

　There seems to be a problem with my mobile phone. After sending out the new chapter, I can’t open it on the client side. Can you open it?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)