When the live broadcast of Kuaichuan is in progress

Chapter 290 Want to be brave Wu Dalang (35)
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Lang Jiujiu: But I see that the host obviously likes pretty girls more...

Dim lights: the truth.

Shengge looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and twitched his lips.

This little fairy likes men, but she doesn't like Ximen Qing either.

She wants to be a little fairy with a firm stand, Ximen Qing is a rival in love.

After falling to the ground, Shengge broke free from Ximen Qing.

"Ximen Qing, you actually don't have chest muscles..."

This sentence blurted out.

Pooh.

After finishing speaking, Sheng Ge knew that he had said something that he shouldn't have said.

Swear to God, she really doesn't care if Ximen Qing has any chest muscles.

Pan Jinlian's face became even more weird, I really didn't expect you to be such a Wu Dalang.

It's true that the slave's eyes were not bright enough during this time, so I didn't see it.

Ximen Qing gasped and stood up from the ground, wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"One day I'll work it out."

Ximen Qing thought that Sheng Ge was disgusting him, and quickly expressed determination.

He came to study, how could he be dismissed without even saying anything about studying.

So should he try to sell himself next?

Therefore, Ximen Qing boasted that he was unique in the world, for fear that Sheng Ge would refuse.

As a bystander, Pan Jinlian's eyes became more and more complicated.

Gee...

The situation is a bit complicated.

Wu Dalang, the ugly contestant, is constantly disgusted, but Ximen Qing actually pushes himself to post.

When did her ugly husband become so popular? It's unbelievable.

Could it be that there was something luminous on Wu Dalang that she couldn't see because she was blind?

"speak English."

Sheng Ge couldn't bear to listen to Ximen Qing's eloquent boasting.

Child, even if you boast yourself as a flower, this little fairy will never treat you differently.

"Brother Wu, my younger brother wants to learn some self-defense techniques from you."

Ximen Qing answered decisively from his kindness.

It was as if this sentence had been rehearsed thousands of times in my heart.

Self-defense skills?

Sheng Ge's head is full of black lines. From her point of view, she doesn't really want to learn self-defense skills, but wants to learn how to seduce girls.

Ximen Qing was fond of beauties and flirtatious, so it would be nice if he didn't molest women, how could there be women who would molest him.

Hehe, I'm afraid I won't be able to use my self-defense skills.

→_→

"You defend yourself?"

"Who are you guarding against?"

Shengge looked at Ximen Qing with great interest.

She wanted to see what fresh and refined words Ximen Qing could say.

To be honest, she really did not expect that Ximen Qing would come to apologize today with a gift box.

Although the things in the gift box were really not to her liking.

However, Ximen Qing's disturbance made the tense atmosphere between the two dissipate a lot.

She thought that when she became Wu Dalang, she and Ximen Qing would be in an endless situation.

But he didn't expect Ximen Qing to be such a rascal.

Well, a skinny guy with no pectoral muscles...

Shengge was very skeptical, what could she be angry with such a bastard.

"Defend……"

Ximen Qing stumbled and stuttered for a long time without saying anything.

What to guard against...

The art of self-defense is usually practiced by pretty ladies, so he can't wait to hook up with more pretty girls.

Well, the thing to guard against is the big ugly ratio, especially the ugly big ugly ratio like Wu Dalang.

What if one day when walking on the road and encountering a beastly big ugly Bi Ke?

"Anti-ugly ratio."

Ximen Qing replied honestly.

It's not that he doesn't want to quibble, he just subconsciously feels that if he quibbles, his end may not be good.

He always felt that Wu Dalang's clenched fist was ready to hit him.

Shengge: "..."

Pan Jinlian: "..."

Oh man.

shallow……

Pan Jinlian once again put a label on Ximen Qing.

Little did she know that the unfeminine husband in her heart was the most superficial.

Sheng Ge is a little speechless, buddy, you are so frank, you let the scene that this little fairy just prepared be useless.

Do you want to learn self-defense skills?

Then learn it.

After taking care of it, I will guard against all the beautiful ladies.

As for how to learn, get beaten.

Although this method sounds cruel, it does have an immediate effect.

She is typical.

"It's good to learn self-defense skills. Since Ximen officials have such thoughts, I can't refuse."

"It's just that I want to ask one more question, has the official Ximen really made up his mind?"

Shengge stroked her clean chin, and looked at Ximen Qing with an amiable smile.

Grandma Wolf's smile...

Ximen Qing was flattered, this was the first time Wu Dalang was so kind, but why he couldn't help but want to shiver.

Either, or forget it...

Ximen Qing has an intuition that if he nods now, he will be in dire straits.

What is self-defense? Can it be eaten?
Does it matter if you can smash a table with one punch?

unimportant……

Then it's better for him to maintain his image as a little scholar, as long as his room skills are good.

Well, he wants to be a contented Ximen official.

"After thinking about it seriously, let's let go of learning martial arts."

Even if you want to learn, you can't come here to learn.

I don't know if he had a brain twitch last night, so he thought of learning a trick from Wu Dalang.

Alas, what a waste of his carefully chosen gift.

Even though Wu Dalang showed disgust, he still firmly believed that it was just an appearance.

Is there a man who doesn't care about whether he can be mighty or not?

Ugly is also a man.

"You can't say that. The benefits of practicing martial arts to strengthen your body are endless. How can Ximen officials give up halfway?"

"Now that you have this idea, let's go all out."

"I would love to teach."

With a smile on his face, Sheng Ge pulled Ximen Qing to sit down, looking like a good deal.

Ximen Qing's body was tense, and he was courteous for nothing, either rape or robbery.

Does he think he sent himself into the tiger's mouth?

I don't know if I can escape now.

seemingly.

It seems that it is too late.

……

Under Sheng Ge's coercion and lure and his glib tongue, Ximen Qing complied dizzily.

It wasn't until Ximen Qing stood on the street with the gift box in his hand that he realized what stupid thing he had done.

shit...

Why didn't anyone tell him that Wu Dalang would not pay for his life by fooling people.

No, for the sake of my own life, I absolutely cannot come.

Ximen Qing had already made up his mind to hide at home and never go out, at worst he would hire a few more housekeepers.

Well, this high official has plenty of money.

With such comfort, Ximen Qing instantly felt that his heart was at ease.

It is said that practicing boxing kills the master, can Wu Dalang be better than the master?

Money can turn ghosts around, and I am a high-ranking official who is rich and confident.

No, he has to inquire about famous martial artists.

　Little cuties, the author wants to book your tickets for tomorrow...

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　　How much explosion is appropriate...

　　This is the first time the author of Xiaopu Street has exempted this recommendation from the upper limit.

　　So after the exemption is over, I hope everyone will support me a lot, and don't let the poor author be too miserable, and I can't see the hope of other recommended positions.

　　woo woo woo (┯_┯)
　　
　
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