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Chapter 818 The Magical Chamber Pot!
Chapter 818 The Magical Chamber Pot!
Not bothering to talk nonsense with him, Chen Muyu came directly to the table, Ma Santong couldn't stop him, and Chen Muyu had already slapped Jiang Xiaoyue on the back.
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood was spit out instantly.
Seeing this scene, Ma Santong's face turned pale, and it was really over.
If these two people die, they will definitely not be able to get rid of their ties, and if they don't die, it is even more impossible to let them go.
Given the importance attached to Kunlun by the headquarters, Chen Muyu's two slaps will not only end his official career, but his life may be affected in the future.
After a while, Chen Muyu withdrew his hand in satisfaction, "Brother, find a few people and send them back to the hotel to rest!"
"Ok?"
Upon hearing this, Ma Santong was dumbfounded.
He stepped forward and looked, although the two of them had received Chen Muyu's palm, but their lives were safe.
"Brother, what are you playing? Don't kill them?" Ma Santong turned around and asked.
Chen Muyu shrugged, "I said, don't kill!"
"Then why are you beating them?"
Ma Santong was puzzled, "Aren't you kidding, when they wake up, can they spare us?"
"Don't worry, not only will they not trouble us, but they will also thank me!" Chen Muyu patted him on the shoulder, "When they wake up, I will ask them to call you Dad!"
Ma Santong couldn't laugh or cry, "Your joke is not funny at all."
He didn't know what kind of medicine Chen Muyu was selling in the gourd. Ma Santong was afraid of another accident, so he quickly called a few subordinates from the association to take Gu Dajun and Jiang Xiaoyue away.
Chen Muyu felt a little funny seeing his nervous appearance.
"You're still laughing, this time you made a big mess!" Ma Santong looked at him angrily.
Chen Muyu didn't explain, "Brother, you know me so well, have I ever let you suffer?"
Ma Santong had no choice but to say, "I'm going to go all out. If the superiors want to ask for a crime, I will find a way to bear it for you, but you can't make mistakes in the future..."
"Come on, brother, I know!"
Chen Muyu said a few perfunctory words, and pushed Ma Santong out of the hotel.
……
-
The next day, in the southern suburbs of the provincial capital.
In Wu Xiaobao's pig farm, Wu Xiaobao sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, humming a little tune and playing games.
Chen Muyu held a red wine glass and looked at the paintings on the wall.
The painting on the wall was bought by Wu Xiaobao, Tang Bohu's picture of tigers roaring in mountains and forests.
Of course it's a fake.
There are flaws everywhere, in Chen Muyu's eyes, he just finds it funny.
Of course, Wu Xiaobao didn't think it was authentic, he just thought it looked good.
"Brother Yu, there has been swine fever these few days, and it seems that your sows are in a bad situation!" Wu Xiaobao said while playing.
Chen Muyu turned around, "How do you say?"
"What do you say?" Wu Xiaobao curled his lips, "According to the pig feeder, two of them have already fallen ill. I sent someone to take care of them in the morning. I don't know if the rest can survive!"
Chen Muyu was stunned for a moment.
"Forget it, let's go!"
After a while, Chen Muyu waved his hand, "If you can keep it, let it go, if you can't keep it, forget it!"
The big deal is to find another piglet again. Even if these sows can't be kept alive, it's not a big deal.
Wu Xiaobao turned around, "Brother Yu, my mother came here yesterday and brought something and said that I would send it to you, but in a blink of an eye, I forgot..."
"Huh?" Chen Muyu was a little taken aback, "What?"
Wu Xiaobao pointed to the corner of the wall, "Hey, where are you going to put it!"
Chen Muyu walked over, there was a linen bag in the corner.
The pocket was opened, and there was a foul smell.
"What is it?" Chen Muyu covered his nose.
Wu Xiaobao said, "This thing was dug out on our construction site. It seems to be a jug. My dad can't replace it even if he finds an expert. I heard from my dad that using this jug to make water and drinking it is really bad. My mother may I can't bear it, let me show you, what is the principle of this thing, and whether there are any side effects..."
"Yo!"
When Chen Muyu heard this, his eyes lit up.
Reach out and lift the pot out.
His face trembled slightly, the expression on Chen Muyu's face was a bit ugly, he pinched his nose with one hand, "Hey, let me tell you, you kid are making fun of me, right? Are you sure this thing is not a chamber pot?"
Wu Xiaobao rolled his eyes, "Brother Yu, no one dares to play with you when I play with you. At first I also thought it was a chamber pot, until the day before yesterday my dad made a pot of water and poured it for me by pinching my nose. down..."
"And then?" Chen Muyu asked.
Wu Xiaobao said, "Do you see my hands? I'm shaking even playing games now!"
"Grass egg!"
Chen Muyu spat.
"I really didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, try it yourself!" Wu Xiaobao said.
"I'm so crazy!"
Chen Muyu couldn't help complaining, among other things, this thing really looks like a chamber pot.
Moreover, this smell is too coquettish, if this thing is not a chamber pot, Chen Muyu would dare to use his own head as a chamber pot.
At this time, Wu Xiaobao came over, "I'm so bored, making such a chamber pot at home, am I joking with you, Brother Yu, please show it quickly, if there are any side effects, it's better for my dad to stop drinking. Take this!"
Chen Muyu shook his head again and again, dumbfounded.
Pulled out the system and scanned it, but Chen Muyu's expression became slightly serious.
"Heh, this thing is really old!"
The system shows that this thing is indeed a chamber pot, and it has a name, it is called Longgen pot, and it is about 500 years old.
Although it is a chamber pot, it can be regarded as an antique.
But the strange thing is that the recovery price given by the system is unknown!
Even if a chamber pot from the Ming Dynasty had historical value, the price would definitely not be much higher in Chen Muyu's waste system.
Unknown means that it cannot be recycled. To be precise, the price should be unknown. This chamber pot has a higher value than its appearance.
Could it be that it is really a rare treasure?
However, I have never seen such a rare treasure!
Chamber pot?Who is so wicked?
"Can any water be used?"
Chen Muyu turned around and asked Wu Xiaobao a question.
Wu Xiaobao nodded, "Tap water is fine!"
Chen Muyu carried the chamber pot, went to the toilet, and filled half of the pot.
I found a bowl and poured a bowl.
Yellow-orange, still bubbling, the taste is very coquettish.
The system scanned it.
"Dragon root water?"
Chen Muyu was quite surprised, what kind of water is this dragon root water, and there is no detailed introduction in the system.
When tap water goes in, what kind of dragon root water comes out?
"Would you like a bite?"
Chen Muyu brought the water to Wu Xiaobao.
Wu Xiaobao quickly waved his hand, "I don't want it, you drink it yourself!"
"Drink, it's okay!" Chen Muyu persuaded.
Wu Xiaobao backed away again and again, "There is a rooster in the yard, look for it, don't use me as an experiment!"
(End of this chapter)
Not bothering to talk nonsense with him, Chen Muyu came directly to the table, Ma Santong couldn't stop him, and Chen Muyu had already slapped Jiang Xiaoyue on the back.
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood was spit out instantly.
Seeing this scene, Ma Santong's face turned pale, and it was really over.
If these two people die, they will definitely not be able to get rid of their ties, and if they don't die, it is even more impossible to let them go.
Given the importance attached to Kunlun by the headquarters, Chen Muyu's two slaps will not only end his official career, but his life may be affected in the future.
After a while, Chen Muyu withdrew his hand in satisfaction, "Brother, find a few people and send them back to the hotel to rest!"
"Ok?"
Upon hearing this, Ma Santong was dumbfounded.
He stepped forward and looked, although the two of them had received Chen Muyu's palm, but their lives were safe.
"Brother, what are you playing? Don't kill them?" Ma Santong turned around and asked.
Chen Muyu shrugged, "I said, don't kill!"
"Then why are you beating them?"
Ma Santong was puzzled, "Aren't you kidding, when they wake up, can they spare us?"
"Don't worry, not only will they not trouble us, but they will also thank me!" Chen Muyu patted him on the shoulder, "When they wake up, I will ask them to call you Dad!"
Ma Santong couldn't laugh or cry, "Your joke is not funny at all."
He didn't know what kind of medicine Chen Muyu was selling in the gourd. Ma Santong was afraid of another accident, so he quickly called a few subordinates from the association to take Gu Dajun and Jiang Xiaoyue away.
Chen Muyu felt a little funny seeing his nervous appearance.
"You're still laughing, this time you made a big mess!" Ma Santong looked at him angrily.
Chen Muyu didn't explain, "Brother, you know me so well, have I ever let you suffer?"
Ma Santong had no choice but to say, "I'm going to go all out. If the superiors want to ask for a crime, I will find a way to bear it for you, but you can't make mistakes in the future..."
"Come on, brother, I know!"
Chen Muyu said a few perfunctory words, and pushed Ma Santong out of the hotel.
……
-
The next day, in the southern suburbs of the provincial capital.
In Wu Xiaobao's pig farm, Wu Xiaobao sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, humming a little tune and playing games.
Chen Muyu held a red wine glass and looked at the paintings on the wall.
The painting on the wall was bought by Wu Xiaobao, Tang Bohu's picture of tigers roaring in mountains and forests.
Of course it's a fake.
There are flaws everywhere, in Chen Muyu's eyes, he just finds it funny.
Of course, Wu Xiaobao didn't think it was authentic, he just thought it looked good.
"Brother Yu, there has been swine fever these few days, and it seems that your sows are in a bad situation!" Wu Xiaobao said while playing.
Chen Muyu turned around, "How do you say?"
"What do you say?" Wu Xiaobao curled his lips, "According to the pig feeder, two of them have already fallen ill. I sent someone to take care of them in the morning. I don't know if the rest can survive!"
Chen Muyu was stunned for a moment.
"Forget it, let's go!"
After a while, Chen Muyu waved his hand, "If you can keep it, let it go, if you can't keep it, forget it!"
The big deal is to find another piglet again. Even if these sows can't be kept alive, it's not a big deal.
Wu Xiaobao turned around, "Brother Yu, my mother came here yesterday and brought something and said that I would send it to you, but in a blink of an eye, I forgot..."
"Huh?" Chen Muyu was a little taken aback, "What?"
Wu Xiaobao pointed to the corner of the wall, "Hey, where are you going to put it!"
Chen Muyu walked over, there was a linen bag in the corner.
The pocket was opened, and there was a foul smell.
"What is it?" Chen Muyu covered his nose.
Wu Xiaobao said, "This thing was dug out on our construction site. It seems to be a jug. My dad can't replace it even if he finds an expert. I heard from my dad that using this jug to make water and drinking it is really bad. My mother may I can't bear it, let me show you, what is the principle of this thing, and whether there are any side effects..."
"Yo!"
When Chen Muyu heard this, his eyes lit up.
Reach out and lift the pot out.
His face trembled slightly, the expression on Chen Muyu's face was a bit ugly, he pinched his nose with one hand, "Hey, let me tell you, you kid are making fun of me, right? Are you sure this thing is not a chamber pot?"
Wu Xiaobao rolled his eyes, "Brother Yu, no one dares to play with you when I play with you. At first I also thought it was a chamber pot, until the day before yesterday my dad made a pot of water and poured it for me by pinching my nose. down..."
"And then?" Chen Muyu asked.
Wu Xiaobao said, "Do you see my hands? I'm shaking even playing games now!"
"Grass egg!"
Chen Muyu spat.
"I really didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, try it yourself!" Wu Xiaobao said.
"I'm so crazy!"
Chen Muyu couldn't help complaining, among other things, this thing really looks like a chamber pot.
Moreover, this smell is too coquettish, if this thing is not a chamber pot, Chen Muyu would dare to use his own head as a chamber pot.
At this time, Wu Xiaobao came over, "I'm so bored, making such a chamber pot at home, am I joking with you, Brother Yu, please show it quickly, if there are any side effects, it's better for my dad to stop drinking. Take this!"
Chen Muyu shook his head again and again, dumbfounded.
Pulled out the system and scanned it, but Chen Muyu's expression became slightly serious.
"Heh, this thing is really old!"
The system shows that this thing is indeed a chamber pot, and it has a name, it is called Longgen pot, and it is about 500 years old.
Although it is a chamber pot, it can be regarded as an antique.
But the strange thing is that the recovery price given by the system is unknown!
Even if a chamber pot from the Ming Dynasty had historical value, the price would definitely not be much higher in Chen Muyu's waste system.
Unknown means that it cannot be recycled. To be precise, the price should be unknown. This chamber pot has a higher value than its appearance.
Could it be that it is really a rare treasure?
However, I have never seen such a rare treasure!
Chamber pot?Who is so wicked?
"Can any water be used?"
Chen Muyu turned around and asked Wu Xiaobao a question.
Wu Xiaobao nodded, "Tap water is fine!"
Chen Muyu carried the chamber pot, went to the toilet, and filled half of the pot.
I found a bowl and poured a bowl.
Yellow-orange, still bubbling, the taste is very coquettish.
The system scanned it.
"Dragon root water?"
Chen Muyu was quite surprised, what kind of water is this dragon root water, and there is no detailed introduction in the system.
When tap water goes in, what kind of dragon root water comes out?
"Would you like a bite?"
Chen Muyu brought the water to Wu Xiaobao.
Wu Xiaobao quickly waved his hand, "I don't want it, you drink it yourself!"
"Drink, it's okay!" Chen Muyu persuaded.
Wu Xiaobao backed away again and again, "There is a rooster in the yard, look for it, don't use me as an experiment!"
(End of this chapter)
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