Cao Cao called me to rob a tomb

Chapter 643 One word: Absolutely! (4400)

In this way, he came to the side with Zhang Liao and Gao Shun.

Instead of Gao Shun, Zhang Liao directly explained the purpose of his visit: "General Wu, Cheng De heard from me that you knew a folk remedy that might cure his hidden disease, so he immediately asked me to bring him to see you, and begged you to teach this recipe. As for him, I have already explained the relationship with him in advance, you just need to pass on this recipe to him, and he will not be dissatisfied with you whether you succeed or not, and he is only to blame for his own fate."

"Uh... yes!"

As soon as Gao Shun opened his mouth, he stuttered a little, nodded his head heavily and said, "As long as General Wu is willing to pass on this... folk prescription to me, no, no matter whether it succeeds or not, Gao, Gao, and Gao will all lead Wu. The feelings of generals and generals, if Wu generals and generals have and use them in the day, day, and future, high, high, certain, certain..."

Now Gao Shun's stuttering situation is obviously much better than before, but it still sounds very obvious. He himself is not too tired, and it is still a kind of torture to the listener.

From this point of view, Gao Shun may be even better than the current situation.

After all, most stuttering in adults has psychological reasons. The more nervous they are, the more serious they will be, and they will be relieved to a certain extent in a comfortable and relaxed environment.

And now Gao Shun is certainly not as nervous as he was before the battle, but now he came to ask Wu Liang, a stranger who had never seen him before, for a recipe, and he still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, and his speech was still slightly affected by this. So much effort.

"General Gao is serious. If I can help General Gao with a little effort, it is my honor."

Wu Liang already understood what Gao Shun wanted to say, so he took the initiative to interrupt him and said with a smile.

"Many, thank you!"

Gao Shun quickly saluted Wu Liang, with a look of anticipation on his face.

"It's easy to say, please wait a moment, two generals, I'm preparing two small things, come as soon as you go."

Wu Liang nodded slightly and smiled.

This is not Wu Liang's character at all. Normally, he would have to take this opportunity to knock Gao Shun off. It is impossible to send "folk remedies" for free, but thinking about Zhang Liao and Gao Shun, there seems to be nothing he needs. In addition, he wanted to get more information about Lu Bu from these two guys, so he planned to sell them a favor for the time being.

Looking at Wu Liang's back.

"Brother Cheng De, this General Wu is an enthusiastic person. If it were someone else, I'm afraid he might not be willing to intervene in such things that have nothing to do with him."

Zhang Liao patted Gao Shun on the shoulder, and said to him with admiration.

"It's... yes!"

Gao Shun also nodded in agreement. At this moment, he only said two words. Although there was a slight gap between the two words, the stuttering situation was not so obvious.

This is also a way to cover up your stuttering.

It's a pity that it's not a long-term solution after all. You can't just say a few words at any time, not to mention that there will be times when you will be nervous when you encounter some unexpected situations in the future.

"The unknown and powerful copper pot is in his hands. I heard that the flying slaves used by Cao Jun's letter were also written by him. Also, after we failed in Yanzhou, we temporarily retreated to Guangling with Lu Bu. Why did Cao Jun come to attack us? The powerful siege equipment used is also related to him."

Zhang Liao then took another deep breath, and said softly, "After Lu Bu recognized General Cao as his adoptive father, he has been secretly sending people to spy on the secret method of raising the flying slaves, and has been inquiring about the details of the siege equipment. It's a pity. General Cao actually hid these things very deeply, and Lu Bu found nothing after all his painstaking efforts... All these things show that General Wu is not simple. If anyone in the world can cure your hidden disease, I am afraid it is only him .”

It's not that Zhang Liao is exaggerating.

But in this era, stuttering is not regarded as a disease that needs special treatment at all, or it is regarded as a congenital defect at all, just like the congenital "hare lip", people think that stuttering is a congenital defect of the tongue , is the same as a "big tongue", and can only bear it silently.

Therefore, before meeting Wu Liang, apart from Gao Shun, Zhang Liao had never seen someone who stuttered, but he had never heard of the saying that this kind of congenital defect could be cured. Wu Liang was the first one.

In addition, Zhang Liao heard that everything Wu Liang did in Cao Ying was astonishing, so Zhang Liao thought it was reasonable for Wu Liang to be unfathomable.

What's more, he was not the only one who commented on Wu Liang in this way.

Lv Bu had noticed Wu Liang not long after he joined Cao Ying, and mentioned him in front of Zhang Liao many times, claiming that Boss Cao was responsible for making Wu Liang what he is today, and even secretly sent people to investigate him many times, which is evident from this.

"……right!"

Gao Shun nodded thoughtfully again.

……

Soon after, when Wu Liang came back, he had three things in his hands:
The same is four bamboo boards strung together with hemp rope. The wooden board is about the length of a palm, and the width is about four fingers. The shape looks very strange, but the things used are very ordinary. came out, and specially split a bamboo pole for this purpose;

The second one is a bamboo chopsticks, which looks nothing special;
The third item is a tall copper cup, which doesn't look like anything special.

"General Wu, this is..."

Seeing Wu Liang arrange these three things one by one, Zhang Liao couldn't help showing doubts on his face.

Zhang Liao had always thought that the "remedy" that had been agreed upon was some kind of medicine or talisman water, but these things were obviously not things that could be swallowed or taken to treat hidden diseases.

"?"

Gao Shun also looked puzzled, expressing that he didn't understand what Wu Liang wanted to do.

"General Gao, let me demonstrate it to you first. You can choose one of these two sounds that is more pleasing to your ears and easier to learn."

Wu Liang smiled lightly and said seriously.

"sound?"

Zhang Liao and Gao Shun were more puzzled in their hearts, but now they had something to ask for, so naturally they couldn't say much, so they could only pretend to be attentive, and said politely, "Please, General Wu."

"Go."

Wu Liang nodded slightly, and put the three bamboo boards tied together with hemp rope in his right hand, then his wrist and fingers started to move rhythmically.

"Tit-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!..."

If the people of later generations saw Wu Liang's operation at this moment, they could immediately understand what Wu Liang was doing. Isn't this fucking Allegro?

Moreover, the technique of this Allegro is still very unprofessional, and the making of that board is also very unprofessional, even far from amateur level.

The only thing that is acceptable is Wu Liang's rhythm.

"Tit-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!..."

Very even and smooth, this is just the most basic small board style of play, there is no change at all, it just keeps repeating the rhythm of "duoduo, doduo, doduo".

But this rhythm is very brainwashing, just like many leg-shaking divine songs of later generations, it makes people subconsciously want to nod and shake their legs.

"?"

Although Zhang Liao and Gao Shun were not fascinated, this rhythm was extremely novel to them, and after only three seconds, their jaws began to move slightly following the rhythm unconsciously.

This is not something that should appear in the Han Dynasty at all!
The Han Dynasty rarely had such a bright rhythm, so Zhang Liao and Gao Shun were refreshed, but it was definitely not shocking, it just sounded very novel and pleasant to the ears.

"Tit-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!..."

Wu Liang didn't say much, he just played with the allegro for about half a minute and then stopped, then looked at Gao Shun and said, "General Gao, listen to the voice. How does it sound, does it please your ears?"

"Smooth, smooth ear!"

Gao Shun nodded quickly in response.

"No hurry, come and listen to this sound again."

Wu Liang smiled, then squatted down on the ground, picked up the bamboo chopsticks, and tapped lightly on the tall copper cup in front of him.

"Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!..."

The rhythm is simpler than the allegro, that is, like knocking a wooden fish, the same interval is always maintained, and the knocking goes down one by one, neither too fast nor too slow.

"..."

Zhang Liao and Gao Shun listened silently. In comparison, this rhythm is simpler than the Allegro, and it is also easier to operate.

But after a few seconds, their jaws still moved slightly in accordance with the rhythm, and they even followed Wu Liang's rhythm in their hearts, "Ding! Ding! Ding!..." non-stop.

In fact, the Han Dynasty was not completely without a lively rhythm.

For leaders like Zhang Liao and Gao Shun, the most frequently heard brisk rhythm is the war drum, but in fact, the rhythm of the war drum should be considered fast, coupled with the heavy sound of the war drum itself, Instead of relaxing, it can make you more tense.

However, the two things Wu Liang showed could make them relax, making them nod and shake their legs involuntarily in accordance with the rhythm.

"General Gao, what about your voice? Does it please your ears?"

After knocking for about half a minute, Wu Liang stopped to look at Gao Shun and asked.

"Shun, Shun, Shun Er."

Gao Shun came back to his senses and nodded again.

"Which one is more pleasing to the ear, do you like it more in your heart?"

Wu Liang asked again.

"this!"

Gao Shun hesitated for a moment, and finally pointed to the allegro that Wu Liang played at the beginning.

"Try?"

Wu Liang decisively stuffed the allegro into Gao Shun's hands.

In fact, relatively speaking, although the rhythm of that board is not difficult, it requires a little skill, or some tricks, to use it.

Wu Liang only played the allegro that his parents bought for him when he was very young, and learned a little bit from the TV. He couldn't even reach the entry level, but Gao Shunying, who had never seen it before, was No problem.

"……it is good!"

Gao Shun followed the trend and took the Allegro.

Then imitated Wu Liang's previous appearance and held the Allegro in his hand. I have to say that Gao Shun's learning ability is very strong. He must have observed Wu Liang's movements very carefully just now. Now he is doing exactly the same, and there is no need for it at all. Wu Liang's honest correction is not even at this entry level.

"..."

After holding the Allegro in this way, Gao Shun looked up at Wu Liang a little unconfidently.

"Um...please!"

Wu Liang nodded slightly, indicating that he could start.

next moment.

As Gao Shun's wrist, elbow, and fingers moved, the Allegro sounded immediately.

"Tit-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!..."

The rhythm was completely right, except for the slightly rusty finger movements at the beginning, after only a few seconds, he had fully mastered the technique, and it was no problem to play with it.

"Pretty!"

Wu Liang showed a gratified smile.

"Tit-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!..."

After waiting for another minute or so for Gao Shun to type, he had already started looking left and right to make eye contact with Zhang Liao, which was the time when he could no longer focus entirely on the Allegro and be able to operate proficiently.

Wu Liangcai finally said to Gao Shun again: "General Gao, you can learn to sing a line I'll sing next, don't worry about it, it doesn't matter if you sing it wrong, just open your mouth and sing, you understand?"

"……Um."

Gao Shun replied when he heard the words, but it could be seen that he was a little nervous at this moment, which showed that opening his mouth was already a kind of psychological shadow for him.

"?"

Zhang Liao looked puzzled and looked at Wu Liang in confusion.

Why do you want to learn to sing?
There are not many songs in the Han Dynasty, and they are not very popular, and they are all things that high-ranking officials have the qualifications and ability to appreciate. When generals like them occasionally attend banquets, it is good to hear some silk and bamboo sounds.

But they really can't appreciate the elegant silk and bamboo sound, if they can't drink with other generals while bragging, they will soon fall asleep just listening to the silk and bamboo sound.

But that's not important, the important thing is...

Gao Shun can't even speak well, so you actually taught him to sing like you?
Is it General Wu that something is wrong with your brain, or is there something wrong with my ears?

What is the difference between this and learning to run before you can walk, but is it a joke?Or is General Wu deliberately teasing Gao Shun...

Thinking of this, Zhang Liao looked at Wu Liang with complicated eyes.

Although he and Gao Shun were not close friends who shared weal and woe, if Wu Liang used such a method to tease Gao Shun, Zhang Liao would not be able to see it.

Although due to his own situation and Wu Liang's status, Zhang Liao might not explode on the spot.

But the good impression Wu Liang left on him before will definitely disappear, and he will definitely not have any relationship with Wu Liang in the future.

Just when Zhang Liao was thinking so.

"Come on, sing with me!"

Wu Liang had already sang with the rhythm of the allegro, and even brought out some substandard Tianjin accents, "There are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else, just sing!"

"..."

Gao Shun opened his mouth when he heard the words, but didn't make a sound immediately.

"There are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else, just sing!"

Wu Liang was very patient and immediately repeated it.

"bamboo……"

Gao Shun finally made the first sound, but immediately got stuck again.

"Pay attention to keep up with the rhythm of the bamboo boards, the bamboo boards are so dozen, let's not boast about anything else, sing!"

Wu Liang simply raised his hand to command.

"bamboo……"

Gao Shun spoke again with difficulty, but still couldn't sing like Wu Liang.

"A rascal who suffered a thousand knives!"

Seeing Gao Shun's embarrassment, Zhang Liao felt inexplicable grief and indignation, and had an urge to simply pull Gao Shun away instead of continuing to suffer Wu Liang's cowardice.

But the next moment.

"Bamboo...there are dozens of bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else."

Gao Shun didn't know why, but for the first time, he actually sang the whole line!
"?!"

Zhang Liao froze in place for a moment, looking at Gao Shun with a look of surprise.

what's the situation? !

It actually sang!

Is there any magic power between this bamboo board and that song? !

"Okay! Sing to me again: Kua Yi Kua, if you don't ride a horse, we rely on heavy armor."

Seeing that the allegro had achieved remarkable results, Wu Liang immediately sang the second line that he made up while the iron was hot.

Ugh?
Hearing this word, Gao Shun immediately looked at Wu Liang in surprise, this... Could it be our falling camp?
Oh?
Zhang Liao was also shocked when he heard that.

One word: absolutely!

What kind of evil is General Wu, to cure Gao Shun's stuttering, he actually made up a song for the trapped camp on the spot? !

(End of this chapter)