Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 1089;

The first thousand and forty-four chapters;

"Ah... don't you want to be handsome, do you really want to play here?"

"That's right, it's right here. The old emperor's autographed letter. Except for the throne, I can take everything I want, so I can play with more than 370 beautiful women in this harem."

"By the way, I know clearly, the old emperor was dead eight or nine years ago. In the past ten years, these women in your harem are all hungry, right?"

While talking, Li Yu stripped Concubine Yang to the bare bones, raised his sword and mounted the horse, and began to fight.

The news of the harem spread the fastest. The two sisters Yang Guifei automatically sent meat to the Da'an Palace, and the matter of public prostitution in the main hall spread before they were ugly.

That night.

Women who wanted to live and did not want to be buried with them rushed into the Daan Palace.

Li Yu fucked the women in the harem again and again, and finally promised that no one would be buried with him, not even the palace maid and the servant.

This decision moved the entire imperial city.

The women who were played by Li Yu cried and kowtowed to him, thanked him for playing with their body, and thanked him for giving him a chance to live.

A month later, Li Shimin was buried.

Three years later, the state mourning ended. The indigenous tribes of Yunnan and Guizhou rebelled and killed Li Chengqian, who had just traveled to Qianzhou. The message was expedited eight hundred miles to the imperial city of Chang'an City.

In Li Shimin's study, Li Yu was reading, and Qian Dehai stammered and didn't know how to speak.

"Wang... Lord..."

"Huh? Uncle Hai has something to say? Do you want to go back to retirement?"

"It's alright, you can go back at any time, I won't stop you, the reason why I take you with me is that I'm used to the fact that there are people in the imperial city who can keep things in check.

Furthermore, I am worried that you will be alone when you go back. No one will accompany you. Your children and grandchildren have their own affairs. How can they have time to accompany you? "

"It's not that you are not told to go home for retirement. Don't get me wrong."

"The lord was thinking too much, and the slaves didn't want to go home and wait for death. This old bone is used to living in the palace, and he can't sleep when he goes home."

"Oh, what else is that?"

"That, Lord Qi, something happened to His Royal Highness in Guizhou..."

In front of Li Yu, Li Chengqian is always His Royal Highness, and no one dares to make this mistake. Even the people serving Li Chengqian are all called His Royal Highness.

Li Yu's brows rose instantly.

"whats the matter?"

"Uh, the natives rebelled, I don't know how high the sky is, His Royal Highness has just arrived in Guizhou for more than a month, and he is not familiar with the local people and things.

A government decree was issued casually, but the result aroused the dissatisfaction of the indigenous people,
Later...they gathered more than [-] people and entered the palace of His Royal Highness. "

"My lord, you know that the building of the mansion is not taken seriously by outsiders. It is based on what you said back then. It can be repaired in 30 years, so it can't stop the attacks of those natives..."

Li Yu didn't speak any more, stretched out his left hand and pinched the Qiankun Sun and Moon Judgment a dozen times, and then sighed;
"Although it took a few more years to live, it was still short-lived in the end, and no one could stop the arrangement of the laws of heaven and earth."

"I have ordered General Wuwei to come and see me."

"Yes."

Half an hour later, the two generals of the Wuwei left and right entered the palace for an audience.

"Meet the commander."

"The second child was injured by the indigenous rebellion in Guizhou and Guizhou, and went to the underworld to be reincarnated and reincarnated. This commander was sad and angry at the same time."

"Master, please forgive me."

"Ah."

"It's okay to mourn, but not to follow the change."

"Order the two of you to lead a hundred thousand soldiers and vests and send them to Guizhou to kill the local natives and avenge the second child."

"Order."

"Commander, this... arrest and kill those who participated in the murder of the crown prince, or all the people involved be executed?"

Li Yu stood up and put the military book in his hand on the bookshelf and said it smoothly;

"These are necessary. What I mean is that the natives of Guizhou and Guizhou should be killed by [-]% or [-]%. Otherwise, they don't know how high the sky is. As for how to kill and where to start, you can do it yourself. It doesn't matter if you kill it, it's not my race, its heart will be different, and you don't need to feel distressed if you kill it."

"Yes, I will understand at the end."

"I will retire at the end."

"Two generals, please."

"Yes."

After clarifying the matter of His Royal Highness, Qian Dehai felt much more at ease, without any pressure.

"Your Majesty... ah no, wang ye, concubine Hua called someone to report, saying that she and a few other sisters had newly made some lotus leaf dew or something, and wanted to ask wang ye to come and try it tonight, or take a rest tonight. To Concubine Hua's side?"

"Look at the arrangement, Concubine Hua is a slut, she is very addicted. If she doesn't play her a few times a month, she will be very itchy, but it's not that she hasn't played with her for seven or eight days. Go to her bedroom tonight, don't. Calling her a slut can't stand it anymore, and it won't look good if you bring me a green hat."

"Yes, the slave will arrange it now."

Li Yu has always lived in the imperial city Da'an Palace, except that Da'an Palace is Li Shimin's study. As for Li Shimin's bedroom, Li Yu gave it to Emperor Li Zhi, but Li Zhi said nothing.

Li Zhi didn't have any interest in being the emperor. He never imagined that everyone who robbed the broken head of the throne could fall on his own head, three points of surprise, three points of discomfort, and a bit of disgust. A carefree life, I don't like this mess of things looking for him every day.

But the eldest brother insisted on ascending the throne himself, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet for the past few years.

In Li Zhi's mind, the elder brother Li Yu who raised him in his arms is his father. The old emperor's bedroom should be his elder brother's father. He didn't dare to live in his father's residence, so he still lived in the East Palace , the court meeting was also held in the East Palace, following the practice of Li Shimin's meeting in the East Palace when Li Yuan was there.

But this was rejected by Li Yu, so the meeting was still held in the Taiji Hall.

For national affairs, Li Zhi can't wait to push it all to his elder brother Li Yu's side.

You can always go out and play in the mountains and water, and watch the scenery.

Li Zhi likes to go out and play, and he is completely influenced by Li Yu, so he often takes a bunch of wives and concubines to set up camp near Chang'an City.

In this regard, Li Yu severely warned him many times that he must learn more to govern the country and learn to be a good king. After Li Zhi promised, he still went his own way.

And Li Yu, although not an emperor, basically lived the life of an emperor.

Lantian's wives and concubines are all living in the mansion built by the mountains and rivers behind the imperial city. After leaving the imperial city, Xuanwumen is the new residence of Li's second room, which is convenient for Li Yu to go home at any time.

The more than 300 concubines of Li Shimin in the imperial city did not move as they were, and they still lived in their own palaces.

It's just another man who came to sleep, and not having to bury the emperor's mausoleum is already the rest of their lives for them.

Gradually, more than 300 concubines got used to this kind of life, and began to compete with each other for favor.

There are endless battles in the harem, especially Li Yu's strong background strength and equally powerful little brothers, which lead to more intense competition for favor in the harem!
For the battle in the harem, Li Yu just like the factions in the court, turning one eye and closing one eye, as long as it is not excessive.

The one who is serving in the study room today is the wife and concubine of the chief Cui clan of Qinghe. Among them, the main wife is still five months pregnant, and serving one month a year, the chief clan of the Cui clan of Qinghe has been performing as promised.

Before Li Yu left, he looked at the big-bellied woman beside him who wanted to keep up;

"You're all pregnant, so you don't have to follow, right?"

"I don't think so. You said that pregnant women have more need for intercourse. I can't live a day without your teasing. Of course, I have to keep up with the past."

"Then what are you still doing, let's go!"

"only!"

Madam Cui's chief patriarch smiled and took Li Yu's hand and left. As long as Li Yu has played with women, they all have one characteristic, that is, they are enthusiastic and unrestrained. There is a great demand for men and women. That's why Cui's patriarch expanded the time from one month a year to half a year. He really couldn't bear the endless demands of these dozen or so women...

A year and a half later, the two generals returned to Chang'an after washing Guizhou and Guizhou with blood. According to Li Yu's account, they brought back all Li Chengqian's family and children.

After three months, Li Yu began to let go gradually, and slowly handed over all government affairs to Li Zhi. Li Zhi was overwhelmed and often had to stay up late to work overtime!Always get sick from overwork, and my eyes start to be nearsighted!
Li Yu is helpless, he feels that the life of an emperor is already enjoyable, so he wants to retire!Travel around the world with women!
Besides, Li Zhi must be independent sooner or later. It is impossible for him to eat like this and wait to die for a lifetime. He has no spare time to deal with government affairs for a lifetime.

In the spring and February of another year, Li Yu finally walked out of the imperial city, and took more than 300 concubines in the palace, women from Li's second wife, and female disciples of Taoism, a total of more than 3000 women to play in the mountains and rivers.

Before going out, Li Yu put on a memorial, resigning from all positions and positions, only keeping the king.

Li Zhi was accustomed to his elder brother sitting in the back and sitting back at ease. When he saw the playbook, he was frightened by the six gods and had no masters.

Li Zhi was overjoyed to accept it and warned the ministers not to disturb the commander if there was no major event.

Li Yu, who did not know, thought that all the burdens had been removed, and happily took the guards and women to play in various places of interest...

That January, Li Yu's army went to Songshan, and after playing chess and chatting with the four ancestors of Zen, they left Songshan and went to Mount Tai, the head of the Five Sacred Mountains, to visit brother Duanmu.

On the way, Li Yu was in a good mood, and he smiled and asked the beauties around him while riding on the horse;

"Beautiful ladies, am I a landlord?"

Yan Qiniang's smiling branches trembled;
"Apart from His Majesty the Emperor, you are the biggest landlord in the world today."

Concubine Yang Gui also laughed and joined in the fun;

"That's not it, Your Majesty, you... ah no, you're talking about it again. It should be the prince, the prince, the prince, you are the biggest landlord."

It has been three years since Mrs. Liu's daughter took over as the head of the house and followed Li Yu on horseback;

"Yes, the patriarch, your land is everywhere in the world, and of course you are the biggest landlord."

Li Yu nodded with satisfaction and asked again;

"Then ladies, tell me, have I lived a happy life as a landlord?"

"It's more than happy, there are more than a thousand beautiful women in your honor, and you can take all the beauties in the world on the couch, and you can do whatever you want, riding the wind and driving the dew to travel around the world.

"Yeah, the days of your honor are simply fairy-like days, more than just leisure?"

Li Yu laughed wildly in the sky;

"Hahahahahaha, that's right, this king wants to be the most carefree landlord in this Tang Dynasty!"

(End of this chapter)