Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 738;
Chapter 690; The world's craziest servant
I still remember that year when we went to play in the mountains, you jumped up to block the bite of wild wolves and let me escape, and was almost killed in the mountains. Seven years ago, I had a fight with my second child, and you came up to hug my second child, and he was so angry Next, I slashed you five times with a knife. Ten years ago, Uncle Jiu and I fought desperately, and you blocked a fatal shot for me. No one needs to tell you about your loyalty. I understand it better than anyone else.

In my heart, I have never regarded you as a servant, not since I was a child, and I have said that you are so devoted to me because I treat you as a human being and a brother, so I can rest assured that our family I taught you how to deal with everything, but also because I know your character and loyalty.

From now on, whenever you want, go directly to their room, and let go of playing whatever you want,
You can play with the women in the inner house in the backyard if you want, you can also go to the mistress's place, I think you can live in the backyard in the future, saving you from going back and forth, wasting energy,
It’s just that it’s tiring enough to take care of this family. Last time you went back to Qinghe’s hometown and let me take care of it for more than a month, it exhausted me to the point of death.
I only know how you have lived these past few decades. You have worked so hard. From now on, the woman in this family can play whatever you want, as long as you are happy. I will be the head of this family. "

After Cui Guang finished speaking, he strode away, and the dog-headed military division saluted respectfully behind him;
"For Mr. Lang."

After the delivery, Lang Jun Yue Zipeng stepped forward without saying a word and stripped the two concubines into lambs. He didn't know what he thought of, and he quickly got up. How could the two concubines let him go?

"What happened to Zipeng?"

"Don't go, Zipeng!"

"I won't leave. This is a reward from my lord. I want to eat you two. I have long wanted to play with your bodies. From the day you entered the door, I have wanted to play with you, so I won't run away." .”

"It scared me to death, I thought you were leaving."

"Isn't that right, the concubine is quite frightened!"

"I thought of something more fun."

"whats the matter?"

"Quickly tell me what kind of tricks Zipeng wants to play?"

"Since Mr. Lang agreed, why don't you go to the backyard and subdue that tall woman?"

"Hee hee! Zipeng, you are really bad!"

"It's so interesting, it's so interesting. I have always thought that the mistress is a person with water flowing in the bones, but he can't let go of the mistress' airs. Do you believe it, Zipeng? That prodigal has long thought Let you clean her up!"

"I believe it, why don't I believe it? I know what anyone in this family thinks. Even if I go to her room in the middle of the night, she will serve me weirdly, but that's different. It's a capital crime. I won't Do anything to betray your husband!

Today is different, it is the Lord who rewarded me, my teacher is famous!Come on, you two goblins! , get dressed and get up, let's go to the mistress in the backyard and let's have a good time together. "

"Don't rush, Zipeng."

"That's right, isn't this what you're wearing? I said, Zipeng, from now on, you have to feel sorry for the slave family. You are the only king in the backyard. In the future, you should come to the slave house to take care of me more?"

"Don't worry if you know, I have inexhaustible energy, and you two are not enough for me?"

After Yue Zipeng finished speaking, the two women left, and the three of them brought the maids to the main wife's room in the backyard, and the mistress was taken aback;
"Is there something wrong, Zipeng?"

Yue Zipeng waved his hand;
"Close the door."

"Here."

After the maids agreed, they closed the door, walked back and stood and waited on both sides of the bed.

"Zipeng? Why are you closing the door in broad daylight? But there is something important to discuss?"

"Returning to the mistress, it's a big deal!"

"Oh, I knew you had something to do, you all should step down, the chief manager has something to discuss with me."

Before the maids had time to agree, the dog-headed military division over here had a lewd smile on his face;

"There is indeed a big event, but they don't need to go out, they have to wait here."

Cui Guang's regular wife felt that Yue Zipeng was a little weird today, so she couldn't help asking;
"Oh? Zipeng, just say it, what's the big deal?"

Yue Zipeng approached the mistress with a lascivious smile, and stretched out his hand to provoke Guangzheng's wife's slap;
"Come on, take off all the mistress's clothes. Today, let the mistress, a big slut, take good care of me."

This time, no one agreed, and all the maids were stunned. Could it be that the manager is crazy today?Even if you have an affair, you have to be sneaky. How can you talk like this in broad daylight?
Cui Guang's regular wife has not been touched by Cui Guang several times a year, she has long been hungry and thirsty, and I have also heard that the chief executive is very powerful in playing with women, and I have long complained about this idiot in my heart, who has amazing power but has never stopped. Come tease yourself in the backyard,

Cui Guang's main wife has long been concerned about the dog-headed military commander. Due to their identities, they have never expressed anything, so even without Cui Guang's consent, Yue Zipeng wanted to come to the mistress's house to use force. The mistress will also agree half-heartedly!

But... this is in broad daylight, and there are many servants present, even if this Zipeng wants to honor himself, he has to carry people on his back, really!

Thinking of this, the regular wife reprimanded him insincerely;

"Presumptuous! The chief steward leaves quickly. I can pretend that this has never happened. If this goes on like this, I will be impolite! You have a hundred lives and you are not enough to die under the family law!"

Yue Zipeng stood still, with a lewd smile on his face;

"That's right, I won't violate family laws and family rules, and I don't dare to violate them, but today is very different. Just now, Mr. Lang personally promised the villain that he can enjoy all the women in the backyard, including your mistress. The body also said that the villain can stay in the backyard in the future. If you don't believe the mistress, you can ask the two ladies to know the truth of the villain.

Mistress, you should know that without the reward from the lord, even if the villain is killed, he will not step into the backyard. Everyone knows the villain's sincerity! "

Yue Zipeng put his hand into Cui Guangzheng's wife's clothes as he spoke, grabbed the clothes and tore them apart with a loud bang.

Cui Guangzheng's wife saw the two concubines nodding in her busy schedule, so she relaxed her body and started messing around with Yue Zipeng. To tell the truth, it was still bright and sunny to have an affair publicly, and Cui Guangzheng's wife felt extremely stimulated in her heart...

Yue Zipeng looked at the maids serving in the room;
"Aren't you here to serve our mistress undress?"

"It's the big steward!"

Seeing her neat attire, Mrs. Cui anxiously urged her servants;

"Hurry up and wait for me to take off my clothes, don't dawdle! Didn't you look at the big manager and got greedy?
"It's the mistress."

After a long time, Yue Zipeng hugged Cui Guang's three wives and concubines like an uncle and closed his eyes to rest his mind!
Cui Guang's regular wife asked in a low voice;
"Zipeng, where has Mr. Lang gone? Will he become angry and kill us?"

"No, the lord went to rest in his small yard. The lord is not interested in women. In the past year or so, the lord has completely died. He hasn't touched any woman. I said a long time ago that I can't eat too much." If you drink it, Lang Junfei refuses to listen, that braised pork is poisonous if eaten too much, I never dare to take a bite."

Cui Guang's regular wife sighed and sighed;

"Isn't it Zipeng, I heard that Mr. Lang's body has gained tens of catties this year. How can he have the strength to play with a woman's body? It's a pity that a group of beautiful women in the backyard of the inner house are guarding the empty rooms!"

"What's the pity? From now on, you will all be mine, just let me enjoy the beauty, it's not a pity, don't worry, my husband will not kill anyone."

"Zipeng, you are really powerful. There is no servant more majestic than you in this world. Even the body of the mistress is toyed with, and you succeeded!"

"From now on, I will come back to live in the backyard whenever I'm free, so you won't stay alone in the empty room anymore, hahahahaha."

"Well... Zipeng, you can do whatever you say..."

Not to mention that the craziest servant in the world is doing unscrupulous things in the backyard of the inner house, but that Li Shimin in the imperial city is in the big study of the West Pian Hall of Taiji Palace, and it has been several days since he reviewed the playbook. Li Shimin is very happy.

There are more than a dozen important officials in the study, look at me and I look at you, Li Shimin ordered casually;

"You dear ladies have something to say, but it's okay to say it! There's no need to hide it."

"It's Your Majesty."

"Um, Your Majesty, since the announcement of the imperial court, now...now..."

The old man said two things in a row. Now, he really didn't know what to do, so he could only let out a long sigh. Du Ruhui, who was next to him, caught the eyes of the old brother, nodded knowingly and took over the quarrel;
"Let me tell you, Your Majesty."

"allow."

"In today's Chang'an city, there are bugs everywhere carrying gifts and even money to run for official positions. Although the whole family is hidden a lot, anyone who is not stupid can guess that this is not visiting relatives and friends, but running for an official position."

Fang Xuanling nodded and followed suit;

"That's right, those cars and horses seem to be filled with ordinary and worthless items, but in fact, according to the report from the steward of my mansion, they are all loaded with heavy vehicles. Some ministers, the purpose of which, I think your majesty is the clearest."

Li Shimin didn't get angry because of these annoying and disgusting things, but put down the memorial with a smile;

"That's right, I know it very well. It can be said that the people of the world know it clearly. This is just right. If no one buys and sells official positions, and no one corrupts the law, who will we go to when we are short of money?

Let’s keep it all, everyone will be blind and deaf, eyes can’t see peace of mind, and when we are short of money to use it, we will liquidate it one by one. It’s human nature to recommend others according to their ability and abilities, and accept some gifts to show respect.

But those who purely resell official positions are not counted in human nature. Well, the love ministers of the Ministry of Finance will also talk about the situation. The sixteen guards and horses are returning one after another. This time the world can be at least stable. more than three years,

How much did the imperial court receive? All dear friends will tell you the details, and everyone will be happy. "

Changsun Wuji didn't even need to take this booklet and just opened his mouth;

"It's Your Majesty, please tell your Majesty, according to the calculation of the documents received by the Ministry of Households, this thorough investigation has resulted in a total of 6305 million extra heads. I think that the remaining ones from the previous dynasty may have gone to the deep mountains and old forests to avoid the war. Or the savage territory in Lingnan."

The left servant of the household department took the booklet and looked it over carefully, pointing his finger at the book and muttering, for fear of saying something wrong;

"Your Majesty, a total of 870 pennies have been confiscated from the confiscated Hei Dao Temple and the Black Temple. Part of it has been deposited in the silver treasury of my household department. The last ones are on their way with the sixteen guards. It will be back together within two months."

Hearing such a huge sum of money, a group of important officials in the study all smiled.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, those temples and Taoist temples that were seized and killed did not bring back a lot of food. After all, our army dispatched sixteen guards, and more than 20 Erlang didn't bring any food. They almost ate bad guys and sinners along the way." food past,

So even though we got a lot of food, it was just enough for the boys to eat and drink, and there wasn't much left when we came back, so... we didn't dare to worry about the food, because there really wasn't much. "

"Well, I won't worry about food. When my sons and daughters set off, there were only 38 days of rations left in the Ministry of War. I gave them seven days of rations for those who were close to each other. I dared to only give them 20 days for those who were farthest away. It is true that sixteen guards have been wronged, and it is a credit to be able to come back with a full stomach."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty Shengming."

Tang Taizong Li Shimin, who had been happy for several months, had to be filled with emotion when he mentioned food;

"Ten years ago, when I was the King of Qin, I was worried about food and grass every day. Today, I still have to worry about this matter. The only difference is that now that we have money, we can use money and silk to exchange food with merchants as a last resort. , it’s not too bad at all, it can be regarded as God’s blessing! Sigh..."

Du Ruhui didn't wait for the emperor's sigh to end, and immediately took a step forward and bent down;

"Your Majesty, I don't dare to exchange all the money and silk this time for food, fodder, marching chariots, and so on, all of which will cost money, as well as the archers of the guards, the pitiful half Pot bows and arrows, Your Majesty wants to get twice the result with half the effort, but also wants to make great achievements for thousands of years, and you don’t want to cause too many casualties, so you must fill up the arrow pots of the archers and let their generals shoot them as much as they want. If Your Majesty..."

Li Shimin looked at a large group of important officials who were all eager to try. He knew it well and wanted to share the meat. These bottomless pits have never been filled...

In the past two years, the imperial court was almost exhausted, and would face collapse at any time. If Li Yu did not show up, Li Shimin would follow his previous plan to kill, even though it would be another chaos...

"I ask you, how much can the Ministry of Industry do in three months?"

Du Ruhui didn't reply, but went to pull the body of a little old man who was leaning in the grand master's chair;
"Brother? Don't sleep, brother?"

The minister of the Ministry of Industry, who was sitting and snoring, rubbed his eyes, stood up while holding the handle of the Taishi chair;

"Huh? Oh! Oh, your majesty is wise, and your servant is also very good."

Everyone couldn't help laughing, this is the famous sleeping minister in the imperial court, who never sleeps...

(End of this chapter)