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Chapter 133 The Buddha told me to put it on the shelf...

The Buddha said: "Three hundred thousand words, it can be put on the shelves."

I said: OK.

Buddha said: which day.

I said: No. 18? (Check the Yanhuang Calendar)

Buddha said: No, let me talk about it.

I said: OK, Kangkang... No. 24?
Buddha said: No, New Year's Eve is off, on the 17th or 1st.

I said: No. 17.

Buddha said: OK.

I said: Thank you, boss!
Buddha said: You can make a wish.

I said: I hope readers will subscribe, and the high-quality products will be put on the shelves.

Buddha said: Then add more.

I said: How many updates will be added?

Buddha said: Hundred more.

I said: No, too many.

Buddha said: cut in half? (50)

I said: No, it's still too much.

The Buddha said: reduce it by half again, and get rid of the fraction. (20)

I said: No, there are still a lot, I want to super halve! (5)

The Buddha said: I'll let you go within three days, at least ten more, and then speak after thinking about it.

I said: ...in.

Buddha said: good.

(End of this chapter)