The first rebel of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 1018 Give Your Eyes a Bath Quickly

When Li Shimin heard that Fang Xuanling was coming, his expression was a little strange.

Apparently it was because of something that happened earlier.Originally, he wanted to forget about it, but when he heard his arrival again, he was upset again.

At that time Fang Xuanling said that he would give Li Yin candy.

But not for myself.Also called Li Yin as the boss!

"Let them in!"

So, he said with a straight face.

After the eunuch went out, he came in again, followed by a dozen people.

They are Fang Xuanling, Cheng Yaojin, Dai Zhou and others.

These people are carrying something in their hands.

It seems to be a bag from Chang'an Sugar Shop.

Is it so obvious?

Li Shimin was a little puzzled.

What are they doing?
When more than a dozen people entered the palace, they saw Li Shimin and the queen there.

Hastily saluted.

"I pay my respects to Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness, and all the concubines! Princes and princesses!"

Li Shimin kept a straight face.

"Don't be too polite!"

Then deliberately asked:

"What are you doing?"

Cheng Yaojin is heartless and doesn't understand why Li Shimin is angry.

He said: "Your Majesty, I found a magical shop in Dongshi! The things sold there are very magical and can make people feel happy!"

His pretending to be advanced is really funny!

In fact, everyone has already seen that what they have in their hands is what Li Shimin gave them.Just didn't say anything.

Dai Zhou followed up and said: "Yes, I heard that it is more addictive than honey! The appearance of this thing has changed people's eating habits! Now it is popular in Chang'an! Many places outside Chang'an are going to open branches!"

Fang Xuanling finally said: "Therefore, the ministers specially ran over there and brought some here. Offer it to His Majesty to taste!"

Although there are not many things, it is everyone's heart!

"Is it this thing?"

Li Shimin said with a toffee in his hand.

Everyone was shocked, how could Li Shimin have such a thing.The same thing as myself!

Did someone get there first?

Cheng Yaojin even asked: "Your Majesty, where did you come from?"

"I already knew about the Chang'an sugar shop!"

He said so instead.

Everyone stopped talking.

I wanted to give him a present.

Now it seems that people already have it ahead of time.

then what should we do?

Everyone is a little embarrassed.

Fang Xuanling reacted first.

"We gave this candy to His Majesty, and a gift from Her Majesty the Queen. I wish Your Majesty a happy new year."

Happy New Year?

Li Shimin listened.

"That word has some meaning. Happy New Year?"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yaojin said quickly:

"And there's more, all wishes come true!"

"what are these?"

Li Shimin asked puzzledly.

"New Year's Greetings!"

Dai Zhou said.

"Where do these come from? Whose blessing?"

Queen Changsun asked.

"This is what the sixth prince advocated! He said that he can wish people good luck and happiness in the coming year!"

Fang Xuanling said.

When Li Shimin heard this, he was naturally happy.

This blessing was unexpected, and it made people feel a little happy.

"Interesting, that kid did this, it's really interesting."

Cheng Yaojin then said: "There is more, and I learned a sentence. I wish your majesty smooth sailing, two dragons soar, three rats prosper, four seasons of peace, five blessings come to the door, six and six are smooth, seven stars shine brightly, and wealth comes from all directions." , ninety-nine concentric, perfect."

This made Li Shimin laugh out loud.

Not to mention, this kind of words make people feel refreshed.

"Hahaha, interesting, interesting, these words of blessing, you can let everyone talk about them more, and you should say more about them during the Chinese New Year in the future!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

Everyone waited hastily.

At this moment, Empress Changsun asked, "Zhijie, what else do you know?"

"There's still singing!"

"sing?"

Blessings and singing?
"Yes, it's sung. It's very nice. Do you want to hear it, Your Highness the Queen?"

"listen and see."

Empress Changsun said.

But Fang Xuanling said: "His Royal Highness, Zhijie's pentameter is not complete, I think..."

Dai Zhou also said: "Yes, General Cheng...sing...is really...so I don't want it!"

Other ministers also came out to stop it!Then it might not work!

Cheng Yaojin was upset.

"What about me? I think I sing well!"

"Let Zhijie sing!"

Li Shimin wanted to hear what this blessing was like!It doesn't matter how he sings!He thought to himself that no matter how bad it is, it must be better than the sound of a pig, right?

"Your Majesty, listen up, I'm going to sing!"

Immediately afterwards, Cheng Yaojin spoke.

His iconic voice was very embarrassing to listen to.

"If you feel happy, you wave your hands, if you feel happy, you stamp your feet, if you feel happy, you shake your head..."

This song made people cover their ears.

Saying is singing, it is better to read well.It's not as good as a pig's meowing!Everyone didn't want to hear it anymore, and Li Shimin regretted it too!
Not only singing, Cheng Yaojin also danced.

They are all old and not young, and they still learn how to dance.Even pretending to be cute!
This man really refuses to accept his old age.

Everyone dared not look at it, and dared not listen to it.

There are people in this world who can sing so badly.

It was originally a good blessing, but in his mouth, it was like a song of death.

Some people are about to throw up.

In the end, the concubines had no choice but to blindfold the children, fearing that they would have nightmares at night.

Empress Changsun frowned even more.

There really are such people in this world.

Fang Xuanling sighed.

He and Dai Zhou once reminded them, but they just didn't listen, it's good now, you know it's miserable?

In the end, Li Shimin couldn't take it anymore.

"Enough is enough, Zhijie, stop!"

Cheng Yaojin was puzzled.

"What's the matter? I think it's a good song! Also, the sixth prince taught me..."

"Come here, shut up Cheng Zhijie's mouth!"

In the end, Li Shimin couldn't take it anymore.

This man really has no self-knowledge.

I can't sing well, but I still want to sing!
People who can't dance well will force them to dance.

Today everyone is really hot to the eyes.

Everyone is going to wash their eyes today...

"Your Majesty, don't, don't, I don't sing."

"I'm afraid I'll have nightmares tonight!"

Cheng Yaojin was on the side, very wronged.

After finally singing a song, but being disliked by everyone, this is no one.

In the end, he also chose not to speak.

Li Shimin is still in a bad mood.

He looked at Fang Xuanling.

"Fang Xuanling, you also bought candy for your boss, right?"

Fang Xuanling was shocked.

He only talked to the people in the sugar shop about the boss's words.

Li Shimin actually knew.

So, at that time...was Li Shimin nearby?
if it is like this.

that……

It's terrifying to think carefully.

Terrible Emperor!

It was so scary.

How to do?But he has always been a minister for many years.

So he said: "Your Majesty, all the princes and princesses are your superiors, so I have prepared a lot of candies and sent them to the palace!"

This guy was actually fooled by him.

Li Shimin didn't want to say anything more.

"Forget it, I don't care about it."

As soon as he finished speaking, eunuchs rushed into the palace.

Li Shimin saw that he was in a hurry.

Then he asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Only then did the eunuch speak, which made Li Shimin jump up immediately.

(End of this chapter)