Immortal three kingdoms big player

Chapter 696

When Emperor Ling heard this, he was really stunned: "Is this a comparison between Zhen and Emperor Wu?"

Brother Chicken immediately recognized the smell.In fact, old fans who are familiar with the Three Kingdoms know that Emperor Ling has a lot of jokes. One of them is that Emperor Ling asked a certain high-ranking official: "How do you compare with Emperor Huan?" Yu Shun is the same as Tang Yaobeide..."

Although Emperor Ling felt ridiculed, he wasn't really stupid anyway, and he didn't kill him.

Of course, Brother Ji also saw Lingdi's personality from this joke: First, he is indeed self-motivated.Second, if you have self-knowledge and feel embarrassed to compare with other former emperors, you can only compare with Emperor Huan.It can only be said that the layout is small, so be confident!
So Brother Ji slammed his blood: "Yes, of course it is compared with Emperor Wu! As long as Emperor Wu is used as the benchmark, even if the final achievement is not as good as Emperor Wu, it is still better than ordinary emperors."

This is the chicken blood commonly used by the Chicken Brothers organization: People must have lofty goals and aim to be president. Even if they fail to become president in the end, they are still much better than ordinary people.This move can be described as a hundred trials and a hundred works!
Emperor Ling sighed, "Is there an end for me?"

Brother Ji asked in surprise, "Why did Your Majesty say that?"

Emperor Ling looked at the sick tiger chicken: "In fact, I also know the rumors in Luoyang, saying that the darkness of my emperor star was disturbed by the Xianbei sandalwood bosom, and fortunately, General Tianwei saved me a few breaths of luck. But tonight, my boss feel……"

The thigh I finally hugged, even if it is Tuogu, I need more time to work on the foundation, how can I not resist tonight?
Brother Ji was anxious: "Your Majesty, the villain doesn't understand astrology, but he understands the routines of people's hearts! Your Majesty ask yourself, who is really supporting you?"

Emperor Ling shook his head: "Even my mother, uncle, and uncle can't believe it, so I can only trust Shi Changshi."

Brother Ji clapped his hands and said: "That's right, the ten permanent servants are eunuchs, they are nothing without His Majesty, they must be loyal to His Majesty, but the others, Yuan Shu just took the jade seal directly, I wish—"

As soon as he heard the word Yuxi, Emperor Ling's expression changed and he coughed violently, suddenly coughing up thick phlegm and blood!

Fuck! ! !This fat man is really going to die!

Brother Ji didn't dare to think it was dirty, so he solemnly wiped it off with his sleeve like chicken manure.

Emperor Ling sighed: "Look..."

It's all here!Brother Ji simply put his heart out and made a big move, and also came to Gou Jian to taste the shit and put it on his tongue to lick and smash it!
Emperor Ling was stunned for a moment: "What are you?"

Numb eggs are more disgusting than chicken feces, I'm a bitch, damn it! ! !

Brother Chicken didn't change his expression and began to make up nonsense: "Your Majesty, it's not that the villain is flattering. The villain is a chicken master. This chicken master has a unique skill, which is to taste the chicken manure, so that he can check the status of the fighting cocks, and only then can he breed such a great general as Tianwei." Invincible fighting cock."

Emperor Ling was also shocked: "The chicken master still has such unique skills? It's the first time I've heard of it, let me hear it?"

Fuck you are going to die and still thinking about cockfighting, this is - your advantage!Look at me making dead chickens alive!
Brother Chicken is excited: "Your Majesty, if you are a dying person, and all thoughts are lost, you will definitely not ask the Chicken Master about his unique skills--Your Majesty asks himself, does His Majesty feel like he is going?"

Emperor Ling sighed: "I haven't played enough, I don't want to live forever, I just want to borrow another 500 years from the sky..."

That's right, if it really takes another 500 years, no matter how messy it is, it probably won't matter.

Brother Ji said: "Your Majesty has a depressed spirit in his blood. This spirit is not from external poison, but from self-sufficiency and self-doubt. In fact, this kind of situation often occurs in cockfights. For example, after losing two battles, Fighting cocks start to feel weak and timid, and they start to doubt their abilities!"

Emperor Ling also got excited: "Then what should we do?"

Brother Ji said: "Cockfighting is very easy to do. Find a few chickens that look fierce, but in fact have hidden wounds after playing for a long time. Kill it, and then regain your confidence and dissipate your depression! So I saw that in the Luoyang cockfighting ring, all cockfights that have lost battles will be killed. It is actually not advisable to be killed and eaten directly, because the defeated chicken also has its final important value."

Emperor Ling sighed sadly: "So that's the case! The main reason is that these princes in Luoyang are too extravagant and cannot be defeated."

At this point, Emperor Ling thought of the business: "Then what should I do? I won't find someone to kill me too, right?"

Brother Ji said: "Of course not. What the villain wants to say is that most of the time people don't die of illness, but they scare themselves to death. Even if His Majesty has a little illness, but he hears rumors with ulterior motives, the result is suspicion and ghosts. All kinds of depression are stagnated, and minor illnesses have become serious illnesses, and serious illnesses will scare me to death!"

Emperor Ling was shocked: "Is that really the case?"

It must be so!Even if you don't believe it, your desire to survive will strongly choose to believe it!

Brother Ji continued to talk nonsense: "There is also one of the astrological signs, saying that Tan Shihuai is in full swing? I don't believe it. Hulu has no national luck for a hundred years, and he doesn't take any salt, iron, food and armor. How can he be so arrogant? Just rely on life There are so many people here, so hungry that they can’t feed the whole clan? I still think he’s coming back—in fact, I’ve also heard rumors about a rookie from Cai Yong’s place!”

Anyway, Cai Yong is spreading rumors tonight, so he made up a rumor and put him in the hat!
Emperor Ling became more and more enthusiastic: "What did Cai Zhonglang say?"

Brother Ji did not forget to be rigorous: "Your Majesty, I didn't say that it was Cai Yong who said it, only that it was handed down by Cai Yong's rookie."

"Speak quickly!"

Brother Ji said: "This Tanshihuai has actually died a long time ago. He deliberately made such an imposing look, and then cooperated with the rumors of the Emperor Star in Luoyang, just to frighten His Majesty and let His Majesty be ahead of him. collapse."

Emperor Ling trembled all over: "Is that really the case!?"

It must be so, it is based on historical facts!Han Lingdi died in 189, and Tan Shihuai died in 181!

Brother Ji said: "Think about it, Your Majesty, although this Tanshihuai is in his prime, he fights non-stop during the day, and at night, the women of the royal family are desperately giving birth to offspring. There is no great nourishment for the bitter cold land, and the various water sources are not clean. Not to mention that there are evil spirits in the north who are specifically targeting him. He does not have General Tianwei to exorcise him. This kind of life will not last long! Your Majesty is different. Your Majesty is pampered and pampered. Will the general exorcise evil spirits be defeated by him?"

Emperor Ling blushed when he heard this, "Of course! Even though I can't compare with Emperor Wu, I still have the confidence to live longer than a barbarian!"

After finishing speaking, he coughed again and again excitedly, and coughed up a puddle of blood again.

Brother Ji suppressed his nausea and repeated his old tricks, and then showed joy: "Your Majesty! The gloom is not as strong as before! So Your Majesty must cheer up and have confidence. As long as you survive tonight, Your Majesty will find someone capable to assist you. It is not impossible to go straight to Emperor Wu of Han!"

Emperor Ling was very pleased: "Isn't a capable person right in front of me? I named you as my servant, and you are my Dongfang Shuo. From now on, you can also freely enter the palace to face me!"

Dongfang Shuo was an official!It's the same level as the ten permanent servants, and there is no need to cut eggs!
Brother Ji kowtowed in ecstasy: "Thank you Lord Long En!"

In the end, I just want to give the emperor blood to support me, if I last one more day, my regular attendant will be stable for one more day!
And the knocked copper coins flying around immediately gave inspiration to Brother Ji: "Your Majesty should still have a difficult matter in his heart, and I am willing to help His Majesty resolve it!"

Emperor Ling smiled happily: "What's the matter?"

Brother Ji said: "That's the money! Your Majesty cares about their ideas, but he also has his own ideas, so he can't be sure to pay attention."

Lingdi was amused: "What should Aiqing do?"

Brother Ji said: "Leave it to the minister to operate! Although the minister is working in the Zhong family's property, he is actually an outsider. Therefore, the minister knows the situation and will definitely swear allegiance to His Majesty like the ten permanent servants. And because the minister is working in the Zhong family, Entrusting the ministers to operate is equivalent to returning the money to the Zhong family in face, and they can accept it in their hearts, so the ministers are in harmony, and His Majesty can use the hands of the ministers to control them, which is the best of both worlds!"

Lingdi burst out laughing and spurting blood: "Okay! You are my Sang Hongyang!"

Brother Ji was ecstatic: "Is Your Majesty still depressed?"

Emperor Ling smiled and said, "It's much more comfortable!"

While laughing, the market bell sounded: "It's midnight!!"

Emperor Ling's face straightened, Brother Ji said: "Your Majesty, what a trivial matter! General Tianwei is here again..."

……

On June [-]rd, midnight finally arrived!
Dachun, who has been monitoring the movement of the Pleiades chicken, was really shocked!

This chicken brother is so simple, I am afraid that he is the biggest official among the players?He also took away all of Zhong Huang's funds. Is this the strength of Brother Ji?Travelers, as long as there is a chance, no matter how frustrated they were before, they can still come back!
Xu Rishu said: "It works, the Emperor Star shines brightly!"

Dachun was startled: "Is this possible?"

Xu Rishu said: "It should be a flashback!"

Fuck!Who is going to come back?
Dachun was astonished and said, "How long can that last?"

Xu Rishu said in a deep voice: "I don't know! But the more powerful the Emperor Star is, the more scrupulous the monsters in the palace may be, not to mention that the Pleiades Chicken just eliminated a powerful enemy. Hold on—the key is your side!"

That's right, Dachun sensed a large number of energy bodies swarming from outside the fairyland!

Fight!

(End of this chapter)