Actors have no vacation

Chapter 181 Professional Gamer ([-])

At the farmer's market after ten o'clock, the number of people has begun to increase.There are a variety of agricultural products on the stalls, colorful and unusually bright. Accompanied by various voices of price negotiations and inquiries, it has become a beautiful scene in the world.

Guan Chen walked in and saw several men in red coats at a glance.

Shen He was about to step forward to ask someone.Guan Chen stopped him, "Don't worry."

"There's no time left!" Shen He couldn't help but be anxious.They gave the car a full physical examination on the way, which wasted a lot of time.Now there are only a few minutes left before the half-hour safety time limit.

"Hide the suitcase first," Guan Chen said.

"Oh." Shen He suddenly realized.Indeed, running around with a suitcase is not quick enough to get caught.

They entrusted the suitcase to an uncle who sold pork, and they were going to come back to get it before leaving.The other party knew that being on the show was a kind of publicity, so he hurriedly promised to keep it properly.

After hiding the suitcase, Guan Chen was not in a hurry to find someone.

"Let's get familiar with the terrain first, look at the situation of each exit, and plan our retreat." Guan Chen can be said to teach Shen He how to commit a crime:

"In such a big place, no matter how early we arrive, we will not have time to complete the task before the police come. So waiting will probably turn into a chase. We can only grasp the advantage and get rid of the police if we get familiar with the terrain before them. hunt."

Shen He made up his mind: "You still have experience!"

Guan Chen led Shen He around the edge of the farmer's market, observing the criss-cross layout, "Aquaculture area, slippery ground, handling work, trucks can hide people.", "The deli area has the most people after the meal time, and was discovered by the police Alright, let’s go there and walk around, and then go to the fresh meat area next to it.”, “There is an opening under each stall in the fruit and vegetable area, bend down and get in, and you can go straight to the other side...”

Shen He remembered being dizzy, and never thought that crime would consume such brain cells.

However, Guan Chen said that these are basic skills.

The two walked in the farmers' market, and although the cameraman was behind them, they did not cause any disturbance.Guan Chen's debut time is still too short, and his popularity is still not high among those working in the industrial and agricultural industries.Shen He was recognized by the aunt and uncle, but his usual "devil" persona made people recognize him and didn't want to say hello to him.So their inspection plan went smoothly.

The terrain was almost seen, and Shen He couldn't wait to find someone to do some physical work.

"No rush." ​​Guan Chen said there was still a process, "raise a little bird first."

"Little bird? This is a farmer's market, not a flower and bird market. Where did the little bird come from?" Shen He was puzzled.

Guan Chen didn't speak, just took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket, and walked towards the small shop.There were no birds to sell in the canteen, so Guan Chen casually bought lighters, tapes, and candy, mainly for breaking big bills.After leaving the canteen, Guan Chen found two children playing and asked them, "Do you want to be on TV? Have you heard of "Extreme Man?"

The two children stared blankly at Guan Chen and the camera, gnawing their fingers in bewilderment.

"Do me a favor, I'll give you 10 yuan." Seeing that the name lure was not enough, Guan Chen replaced it with a lure.

The two children's eyes lit up, and they finally became lively.

"We are good people, and now there are bad people looking for us." Guan Chen took out his good person ID card and waved it in front of the two children like a policeman, "When you see the bad people coming, tell them, there is a very handsome Handsome brother, go to the freezing area. After they leave, you two will come to the grain and oil area to find me."

Guan Chen first gave the child 5 yuan, and said that the remaining 5 yuan would be taken from him in the grain and oil area after he cheated the bad guys away.

Guan Chen saluted solemnly, "Whether the good guys can beat the bad guys is up to you!"

"Yes!" The two children ate the candy given by Guan Chen, stood at attention and took a rest, and saluted forcefully.

The eyeliner is the bird that Guan Chen wants to raise.

Guan Chen took Shen He to the center of the market and started looking for someone.Shen He looked in the direction and found that they were neither going to the freezer area nor the grain and oil area.

"I saw it just now. There are no people in red clothes in those two places, so you can look for red clothes later and don't go there." Guan Chen told Shen He.

Shen He's conscience is still not lost: "Aren't you lying to the child?"

"The policemen who came to hunt us down are all elites. It's no wonder that two children came over to provide information suddenly. They shouldn't be suspicious. At that time, the policemen will definitely guess what's going on, and then secretly follow behind the little bird, trying to catch us." Guan Chen said to him: "There are different types of birds. Pigeons carry messages, and crows announce funerals."

"When I see who is behind the little bird, I will know who are the policemen." Guan Chen said, as long as he knows the appearance of the policemen and is familiar with the terrain, their chances of escaping will be greatly improved. increased.

"Then they won't be able to get the remaining 5 yuan?..." Shen He asked.

Guan Chen shook his head, telling Shen He not to worry, he had just wrapped a 10 yuan bill in sugar wrappers, and secretly put it in Xiaoniao's pocket, "The total reward is 15 yuan."

"Is this also a basic skill?" Shen He has seen Guan Chen's personal skills in "The Chaser", and he is no stranger to it.

"Basic skills."

Shen He was silent for a few seconds before sighing with emotion, saying, Wu Ze's lines in "Police Story" are really correct, crime is a kind of thinking, "A clumsy idiot like me, or Be honest for the rest of your life, just obey the law." Shen He laughed at himself.

"Otherwise? Who do you think the law is designed to protect?" Guan Chen curled his lips and said, "If there is no law, the world will become an amusement park for the wise and the bad."

Shen He looked at Guan Chen and felt that the law is really a great invention. Thanks to the barrier of civilization, a fool like him who can only make jokes will not become food for smart people like Guan Chen.

"But your idea is very good. Crime is troublesome and hard work, and requires certain qualifications and luck. Ordinary people should be honest and don't commit crimes. Otherwise, you will lose the protection of the law. Apart from the police, your enemies have more Bad and smarter criminals." Guan Chen pointed to the camera and spoke to the audience from a distance.

Shen He also leaned in front of the camera, and said yes, yes, being a criminal is really hard, and there are a lot of "basic skills". As long as you put out the energy to study crime and study, it is not a problem to take the postgraduate entrance examination and study for a Ph.D.

"Really!" Guan Chen turned his head in shock.

Shen He: "..." He doesn't know either, isn't this just for publicity...

Guan Chen and Shen Hebing split into two groups.

Guan Chen found someone in the [Souvenir Products Area] next to the [Grain and Oil Area], and by the way, watched the bird and flagged the police.

Shen He went to other areas to find the man in red.

Shen He felt that Guan Chen deliberately told him the embarrassing matter, but Guan Chen proposed to exchange tasks. Shen He didn't have the confidence to remember the police and not be discovered at the same time.

Shen He started the task, caught every man in red in front of him, and said in a mosquito-like voice, "I think you are very similar to my ex".Fortunately, there is a camera on the side. After the passer-by who was asked reacted, he could guess that he was doing a show.Some passers-by walked away inexplicably, and some passers-by responded funnyly, "It's a good way to strike up a conversation"; or they acted directly with Shen He, "It's not like, I'm your ex! How can you forget me!" The onlookers looked at everything with a smile.

Shen He wandered around several districts, but couldn't find anyone who could match the code.

After searching, Shen He met Huang Jin and Lu Crazy.

The two of them came by motorcycle.

Shen He was very surprised when he saw Huang Jin, because Huang Jin somehow changed into a half-new and half-old sweatshirt, and he didn't look like a club talker at all.If it is not ugly and iconic, otherwise it will be difficult to recognize it in the crowd.

Huang Jin was also surprised when he saw Shen He, "How did you go to class? When you are wanted, it is common sense to change into inconspicuous clothes."

"That's right." Crazy Lu on the side also changed out of his costume, and now he is wearing a green sweater, saying that it can protect his color in the farmers' market.

Shen He was ashamed, and walked around the farmer's market for more than ten minutes, but only a few people recognized him and called him by name.If he changed his clothes again and no one claimed them, would he lose his face as a variety show superstar?
"You spend all your money on clothes?" Shen He asked.

Huang Jin shook his head. He said that they first used 50 yuan to buy clothes from a young man who drove a truck, and then used the remaining [-] yuan to exchange a phone card in the mobile phone business hall outside the farmer's market.He fully learned the lessons of being monitored last year, and also kept in mind Guan Chen's lectures.

After listening to Shen He, he hummed and became complacent, "The funds are already low, and you still spend fifty to buy a phone card, are you stupid?" Shen He commented that Huang Jin and the others still don't have the real criminal thinking, "Even if you don't change The number can also bypass monitoring and transmit information. For example, use encryption, agree to use the opposite, say [Southeast] in the text message, but actually refer to [Northwest], use [1] in the text message, actually refer to [ 9]; as another example, make a codebook.”

Guan Chen and Shen He made an appointment on the way here. After they dispersed, if they wanted to pass on important information involving directions and addresses, they should interpret it in the opposite direction, or go to a newsstand or convenience store to buy a copy of "Every Day Weekly Entertainment" magazine, according to the order of the page, line, and word, convert the text into numbers and send them to the text message one by one.

Crazy Lu pointed out straight to the point: "This is definitely not what you thought, it was what Guan Chen thought."

"Quickly tell me, what lessons did Ah Chen give you?" Huang Jin was very eager to learn, and grabbed Shen He's collar to prevent him from leaving.

Shen He is too lazy to chat with the two, he has a team and cheats.

Huang Jin and Crazy Lu made up their minds to go to Guan Chen's place to gain some experience and take a few master classes, so they followed Shen He's face all the time.Even Shen He couldn't drive him away.

Huang Jin, as the headliner of "Extreme Man", is very popular among the middle-aged and elderly people, and he is recognized all the way along the way.Fortunately, they are all simple and busy with their livelihoods. Although they would scream a few times when Huang Jin asked, "I think you look like my ex", they didn't go on Weibo very much, and they didn't see the official Weibo of "Extreme Man". Therefore, Huang Jin has not been replaced with a mobile phone yet.Shen He has been mocking Huang Jin sourly by the side, saying that he wasted money and bought clothes for nothing.

After a while, Guan Chen found Shen He.

"Successful?" Shen He asked him.

Guan Chen nodded.

Everything was as he had imagined. The two children were as easy to understand as a piece of white paper in front of the criminal police. They came to find Guan Chen and successfully attracted the tail.

Guan Chen lurks in the dark, observes carefully for a while, and finds five, and the other one is not sure yet.Obviously, the level of the criminal police this time is higher than last year's.Last year's criminal police configuration was basically based on the old and the new, and they came to play on the show to complete the propaganda task.But this year, Guan Chen felt that the people who came were all elites.They seem to be performing missions, and all of them are very experienced. Some pretend to be couples and pick and choose dishes, and some pretend to be individual tourists and really buy some vegetables.They don't have a cameraman with them, instead they carry camcorders for recording shows tucked in their handbags or on their chests.

Guan Chen didn't know how many people the police dispatched this time, but they were probably the trump cards of each team.

Guan Chen didn't feel that the game was unfair at all, because there was no need for fairness in fighting crime.The intensity like today barely made him feel a little bit like his previous life.

Guan Chen had already made up his mind, this time he would use a hearty victory over the police.Although the police stumbled twice in a row, it seems very embarrassing, but this will undoubtedly increase the possibility of cooperation with the government, because as long as he becomes "one of his own", the black history he caused will no longer be black history.Moreover, according to Liu Lihao, once an endorsement is obtained from the official side, even if there is no remuneration, it will greatly improve the image.

Whether it's public or private, for himself or Xiaoxiong's sister, Guan Chen decided to be serious.

Guan Chen asked Shen He: "How is the search going?"

Shen He looked at Huang Jin and Crazy Lu bitterly, saying that they were all useless snacks, and he couldn't find anyone for a long time.

Both Huang Jin and Crazy Lu were sharp-tongued, and they were the least efficient when they accused Shen He of crackling.

Guan Chen felt his head hurt from hearing them quarreling. After asking about the situation, he covered his forehead and asked, "What do you all think? This informant is definitely not a customer who buys vegetables. Why are you spending time with customers?"

Shen He and the three pupils vibrated at high speed, "Isn't this just for fun...", "It's for interacting with the audience...", "You didn't do the show like that..."

Guan Chen was too lazy to listen to excuses, and began to sort out the situation: "Thinking from the perspective of the program team, this is only the first level, so we won't make a kill game for us."

Huang Jin yelled with his eyes, here we come, Guan Chen's unique skill - program team substitution method, solves the problem from the producer's point of view.

"Assuming the informant is fixed, then this person may be at the stall." Guan Chen began to assign tasks, and asked Huang to go in and ask the stall owner in red.

"The characteristics of the informant must be obvious, so that it is easy for everyone to find." Guan Chen told Shen He to focus on those people in red who were out of place in the vegetable market.For example, like him, wearing sunglasses, or someone dressed strangely.

"The informant might be wandering around." Guan Chen asked Crazy Lu to pay attention to those red-clothed people who didn't buy groceries, but wandered around from one district to another.

Everyone's goals became clear at once.

"What about you?" They asked Guan Chen.

"I'm in charge of supervision." Guan Chen finished with a smile, turned around and hid in the crowd, missing.

Shen He and the others also began to look for the man in red step by step.

Guan Chen hid in the dark, watching Huang Jin and the others while being vigilant against the police.He has no cooperation agreement with Huang Jin and Madman Lu, but he is not afraid that Huang Jin and the others will run away after secretly asking for information.He divided the target direction into three parts, and whoever makes a quick run at that time means that the responsible direction has found the target.In just a few minutes, the car can catch up with the motorcycle in no time.If Huang Jin and the others were smart, they wouldn't have backstabbed each other in the first round.

After a while, Huang Jin found his target.Instead of running away, he shared the information with others.

The information obtained is an address and a room number.

After Guan Chen confirmed it, the first task was considered complete.They prepare to grab their stashed suitcases and evacuate the farmers market.

Crazy Lu laughed and said that the police are not very good this time.

Huang Jin said that it was thanks to his insight into people and his discovery of the man in red.

Shen He was not ashamed, saying that he guided Guan Chen and indirectly guided other people to find his goal.

Suddenly, Guan Chen felt a gust of wind like a snake, swimming into his collar, wandering on his body surface, causing ripples.He stopped and looked around.

The stall owner selling potatoes is bargaining with a restaurant purchaser.

The little brother who carries the seafood is cleaning the plastic box with water.

After the elderly customer finished picking vegetables, he finally asked the stall owner to add a few more green onions.

Everything around is normal.

"What's wrong?" Shen He asked him.

Guan Chen didn't answer, but turned around slowly.

Fang saw a pair of sharp eyes, pretending to be careless, floating and sinking, following the waves of people.

Guan Chen licked the corner of his mouth: "It's nothing, it's just that we are going to run."

(End of this chapter)