Da Wei Chun

Chapter 320 Adding a Level of Official

Stuffing the belly, stitching the skin with needles and threads?
There was some pantothenic acid in Yuan Ke's stomach.After getting used to it for a while, he asked again: "Are you still able to attract thunder?"

I knew the emperor would definitely ask this!
Li Chengzhi said helplessly: "It's really a coincidence that I broke Murong Ding's thunder, and I don't know how to explain it..."

Is it true that there is no way to explain it, and a real thunder fell from the sky after scolding the thief?
The emperor didn't care too much: it was just rain and thunder, which was normal.What he cared about was: If the Tuyuhun army hadn't been frightened by Li Chengzhi's previous "thunderstorms", how could they be defeated when the thunder really fell?
He asked with a smile: "The real thunder is a coincidence, what about the fake thunder?"

Li Chengzhi let out a sigh of relief: "Your Majesty, it is indeed a fake thunder... It is not difficult to control, and it is not surprising: the minister used chickens!"

Yuan Ke was stunned, and when he realized what Li Chengzhi was talking about, he wanted to curse.

egg?

Even if Li Chengzhi bit him to death and said it was a rumor, he wouldn't be so shocked.

"It's indeed a chicken, but I didn't read it from the book. I was accidentally fried by a chicken once, and I researched it by mistake..."

Li Chengzhi said seriously: "Fresh chickens are soaked in water overnight, and then exposed to the sun for several days. When the outer skin turns gray and the stench disappears, you can put it in an altar and seal it with wax... After throwing it out, you can shoot it with an iron plume rocket. When it exploded, it sounded like thunder, and it was as fierce as exploding the sun..."

It's really not Li Chengzhi's nonsense.After the rotten eggs are fermented, the main components of the stench in the shell are hydrogen sulfide and methane, and they will be fried without a fire.Those classmates in later generations who love to eat fluffy eggs are definitely not one or two who were injured by stinky eggs.

This thing is more agile when it meets fire.Although not as powerful as explosives, it is more than enough to injure people.

If Yuan Ke still doesn't believe it, Li Chengzhi will show him how the flour exploded...

There is another way, high school biology class has: Carrots, oranges, grapes, mulberries and other fruits juice, or one or two or more mixed fermentation, glass bottles can be exploded.

If you think the power is not enough, you can add some yeast...

Yuan Ke didn't believe it, but he knew better: in this situation, it is extremely unlikely that Li Chengzhi would say anything.

It's not too difficult to verify, just try it out.

But the problem is, it is the same reason why Li Chengzhi is good at training soldiers, why the morale and fighting spirit of his soldiers are so strong: this method is extremely expensive and cannot be promoted at all...

The emperor was a little disappointed, the expectation before summoning Li Chengzhi was not much left.

Li Chengzhi's various pasts, everything has been passed down as miraculous, but now that I think about it, everything is so simple?
Simple enough, but none of them are practical?
There is one last thing, I hope I can hear a satisfactory reply...

Yuan Ke suddenly had a trace of expectation, and looked at Li Chengzhi with burning eyes: "What about Taoism, and the art of alchemy?"

It's a little bit good to know Taoism, but when will I know how to make alchemy?
The emperor was talking about "36 Volts of Water", right?I just don't want to expose the secret of chloramine ice making, and the excuse of fooling Gao Zhan, Liu Fang, Cui Guang and others has also reached the ears of the emperor?

While muttering, he accidentally met Yuan Ke's gaze, and Li Chengzhi froze suddenly.

Yuan Ke's eyes are extremely bright, as if electrified, with extreme hunger, thirst and hope, like a very hungry man seeing meat, or a strong man who has been in prison for ten years seeing a beautiful woman...

Li Chengzhifu came to his heart: Yuan Ke is dying, has he reached the point of going to the doctor in a hurry?
A trace of fear came out of nowhere, and Li Chengzhi's throat was dry in horror: The emperor wants you to make alchemy for him?

What are you talking about, it will kill people, and it is the kind of Zhujiu clan...

"Your Majesty, in my view, the gambling and fighting techniques of King Ruyang and King Yingchuan are tricks to conceal people's eyes and ears, no different from swallowing knives and walking on fire in Baixi (acrobatics)...

"Lushi Chunqiu", "Huainanzi" and other miscellaneous works, "Baopuzi" and "Zhengao" and other Taoist classics, all have records of concocting similar methods, all of which are easy and easy, not worth mentioning... So I don't believe a single word of Taoist secret arts! "

In the middle of the speech, Li Chengzhi's heart was broken: "Please forgive me for saying bluntly: the words of immortality, Taoism and immortality are all absurd and absurd... If anyone comes in and says that your majesty takes bait or eats pills, please punish him..."

A trace of anger suddenly grew in Yuan Ke's heart.

I called you here to share my worries, not to persuade me to kill someone...

Aren't you a god-given person?

So mysterious Taoism can be solved easily, but in the end, you actually told me that it was all a fool?

Wouldn't even the last thought in my heart be cut off?
"You are really outspoken..."

Yuan Ke gritted his teeth and cursed, and with a thought, he looked at Li Chengzhi coldly:
"Those who eat bait and take alchemy will be punished? Li Chengzhi, are you afraid that I will force you to make alchemy?"

Li Chengzhi's heart skipped a beat: How did Yuan Ke have such a long brain, and how did he react so quickly?
That's what it really means...

Not only is he afraid of being blamed, but he is also afraid that Yuan Ke will be like those emperors in history who dared to eat anything when their brains were hot up...

Knowing that the emperor is a donkey, Li Chengzhi still had to bite the bullet: "If I really want to let my minister practice, I can only try my best. But please give me permission, first give me some living animals such as pigs and dogs...

When I try something that can't kill people, I will present it to His Majesty... But the effect will definitely not be there, at most we can talk about it..."

"presumptuous!"

Yuan Ke's face turned green with anger, and after taking a few pictures, he shouted sharply: "Li Chengzhi, you compare me to a pig and a dog?"

Hearing this sentence, the guards and eunuchs outside the pavilion were shocked, and rushed over with a "wow".

Liu Teng was so frightened that his soul flew away: How dare Li Chengzhi scold the emperor?
"Take it!"

As soon as the two words were uttered, he suddenly felt a black shadow flying towards him. Liu Teng dodged subconsciously, and a paperweight hit him.

Yuan Ke seemed to have a murderous look all over his body: "Who let you in?"

Liu Teng didn't know that the emperor was so angry that he didn't even dare to say anything, he bowed his waist and retreated quickly.

"Li Chengzhi, ordinary people have heard that you are rebellious and have no taboos. I didn't believe it at first? Are you so brave that you dare to scold me?"

Yuan Ke narrowed his eyes and stared at him coldly, "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you in a fit of anger?"

My brain was kicked by a donkey and dare to scold you?

You clearly know what I mean, but because you heard the phrase "Talk to **", you cut off the last trace of fantasy in your heart, so you became angry from embarrassment.

Why do you want me to compare you to a pig and a dog?
Still unreasonable?
Li Chengzhi sighed secretly, then lowered his bow again: "Your Majesty is Mingjun!"

Yuan Ke was taken aback for a moment, and was almost laughed angrily.

Don't you think it's a bit late to flatter you now?

But Li Chengzhi's almost gag sentence made Yuan Ke's anger calm down a lot.

If you want to force it any further, you will be forcing Li Chengzhi to tell lies...

He let out a breath slowly, and pondered again: "You mentioned "Baopuzi" just now, so you should know that Ge Hong can live to ninety-nine by taking bait and eating pills..."

Li Chengzhi was stunned.

Ge Hong is remembered by the world precisely because he lived for a long time.But why don't you take a look, there are more than tens of thousands of alchemists and Taoists who tried poison with their bodies, swore at an early age, and were poisoned to death before even refining the alchemy?
Besides, Ge Hong's longevity doesn't depend on alchemy, does it?
"Your Majesty, although Ge Hong is a Taoist priest, he is also a doctor. He has superb medical skills. He has written countless medical books, which are all classics that future generations of doctors must learn. , just like Nanliang Tao Hongjing..."

It means that the reason why Ge Hong lived a long life is because he is well versed in medical theory and he knows how to take care of him...

Yuan Ke was stunned, and wanted to refute, but he had no reason to stand still.

Tao Hongjing was nearly sixty years old, but he had white hair and a childlike face, like a child.People in the south all say that Immortal Tao knows the way of longevity.When Emperor Liang asked him the secret, he bluntly said that it was nothing more than medical principles and recuperation techniques...

But the world's famous doctors are almost exhausted, and they are all helpless. How can you let me take care of her?

Yuan Ke was upset for a while, and the more he looked at Li Chengzhi, the more he disliked him, so he held back his anger and shouted sharply: "Get out..."

Li Chengzhi's heart suddenly relaxed.

He was ready, and if the emperor wanted to be serious, he would show Yuan Ke what would happen if the eight stones used by Taoist alchemy were fed to pigs or dogs.

The latter ones are okay, especially the first three ones, it's almost bloody.

The main ingredients of cinnabar, realgar and orpiment are arsenic.The thing produced by smelting is more poisonous: mercury, if you smell it too much, it will poison people to death...

Even if Yuan Ke thinks his fate is too long, at least he can wait for a few more years until Li Song and Li Liang gain a firm foothold in Hexi?
Li Chengzhi, as if he had received an amnesty, hurriedly bowed his head and left, fearing that the emperor would keep him.

Looking at his back, Yuan Ke's face was gloomy and uncertain, his eyes sometimes bright and sometimes dark.Liu Teng, who was standing outside the pavilion, was even ready to capture Li Chengzhi just waiting for the emperor's order.

This Li Houlang is really brave, no wonder he dared to beat King Ruyang?

Li Chengzhi is the first one who dared to play against his will since His Majesty killed Liufu (Yuan Ke's six uncles).

Even Liu Fang and Cui Guang don't have the courage to do so. When they disagree with His Majesty, at most they just keep silent...

Can't you agree with His Majesty's wishes?
It's just that Li Chengzhi didn't know, otherwise he would scold this dog eunuch to death.

The emperor was clearly in a hurry and went to the doctor.

If he flatters a word today, Yuan Ke will be like a drowning man grabbing the last straw and insisting on letting him refine a few batches of pills.Not to mention eating dead people, as long as there is something wrong with Yuan Ke, he will be the first one to take the blame...

I'm out of my mind...

Li Chengzhi walked for a long time before Yuan Ke calmed down.

A person who is gifted by heaven, after all, is just more knowledgeable and smarter than ordinary people.

Not to mention unruly, Li Chengzhi was respectful and respectful from beginning to end, without the slightest bit of disrespect.It's just that this courage is really not ordinary, and I am so angry that my liver hurts: If you don't know how to do it, you won't do it, just don't practice.How dare you say that "taking bait and eating pills are all absurdities" and that people will die?
Does it mean that I have lost even the last bit of hope...

Who was the last one who dared to be right with me like this?

It seems that Li Shenjun was demoted three ranks in a row, and was sent to the north to blow the wind...

Forget it, honest words are harmful to the ears and good for deeds, but even Liu Fang and Cui Guang are becoming less and less afraid to tell the truth?

Yuan Ke pondered for a while, and confessed to Liu Teng: "Drafting the decree, Hou Xinglang is loyal and upright, he will do his best to serve the public, and he will be added to the rank of official, and he will be granted to the imperial court (adding an official, similar to a consultant)..."

Liu Teng's eyeballs almost popped out.

He thought that if Li Chengzhi didn't get beaten up again, he might have to be stroked to the end.

The emperor is so contradictory?
But who knew, he was even promoted?

"The minister obeys the order!"

……

When he was halfway down the mountain, a gust of mountain wind blew suddenly, and Li Chengzhi was shocked violently.

Only then did he realize that his whole body was wet as if he had been fished out of the water?
It's all sweat from shock...

Li Chengzhi is not stunned, so why doesn't he know the truth that accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger?
From the beginning to the end today, he gritted his teeth and braced himself to survive...

He expected everything, but he didn't expect Yuan Ke to treat himself as a life-saving straw?

His intestines are about to regret: It's really idle, what kind of problem can you solve for Yuan Yue?

Almost took my life!

Taking bait pills?Yuan Ke really dared to think...

It was already Youshi when he entered the palace, and after this toss, the sun had already set when he got off Jingyang Mountain.

Inside the palace, Li Chengzhi couldn't get up sooner than he thought.Follow the yellow gate leading the way through the inner palace and the three court cities, and it's already time to light the lamps.

The inner city had already been locked, and since he couldn't go back, Li Chengzhi thought whether to go to the guild hall or temple to deal with it for the night, or to go to the uncle's house.

Just as he was hesitating, he heard someone calling him in a low voice. Li Chengzhi took a look and found a carriage parked not far from the Meridian Gate, and Gao Zhan seemed to be standing next to him...

"Why is it so late?"

Gao Zhanzhi greeted him with a lantern, "I thought His Majesty would let you stay in the palace?"

It would be nice to get out of here alive...

Li Chengzhi heaved a sigh of relief, and said calmly: "It's bathing and changing clothes again, and it's teaching rituals again, and it's already very late when we have an audience..."

The mouth is quite strict?

Gao Zhan muttered, and pulled him to the side of the car, "Don't hide it from me... Your Majesty should let you make alchemy?"

Li Chengzhi was taken aback for a moment: Gao Zhan knew it, so Gao Zhao naturally knew it too.

It turned out that it wasn't the emperor's impromptu idea. I'm afraid I had this idea when I knew I had watched "Baopuzi" and "36 Fushuidan"...

"I can't make alchemy, I can't make poison!"

Li Chengzhi didn't hide anything, jumped into the carriage, and asked in a low voice: "What disease does the emperor have?"

Gao Zhan paused for a while, his voice was low and inaudible: "Your Majesty was cold and warm when he was young, and he couldn't eat and drink. Over time, the dampness turned from cold to jaundice..."

Jaundice, isn't it liver disease?
No wonder the emperor's face is sallow, he's still so thin, and he hasn't seen fatty meat since he was a child?

This disease has been going on for more than 20 or [-] years, and it is estimated that it has developed into liver cirrhosis early, and I am afraid it will not last for a few years.

It seems that even Yuan Ke himself realized it, otherwise he wouldn't be so eager...

Thinking of this, Li Chengzhi took a deep breath: Two days ago, Gao Zhao seemed to have given Yuan Ke the altar of spirits he gave to Gao Zhan?
This is because I am afraid that the emperor will not die fast enough...

(End of this chapter)