The light of the sword is like the moon reflecting on Kyushu

Chapter 1936 Go and get the bowl

Lin Yuxi said: "Then I understand. Things that are of no use to our Worry-Free Valley should be left to fend for themselves. Great Elder, have you made a note of this?"

Elder Lin said, “I’ve made a note of that.”

Feng Jiuxiao said: "We'd better use some special medicine to dissolve the cold dragon's flesh. Otherwise, its flesh will rot and deteriorate, which may breed plague. In addition, dissolving the flesh and blood will also make it easier to remove the scales."

The Great Elder said, "I understand. I will arrange for someone to take care of it."

Lin Yuxi asked: "Jiuxiao, where are you going next? Back to Central Plains?"

Feng Jiuxiao said: "We are going to Qinghai."

"Qinghai? That's the territory of the Tubo Dynasty. In addition to Tibetans and Han people, there are also Qiang people, descendants of Tuyuhun and other ethnic groups. The situation is very complicated. You have to be careful in everything you do."

"I will, Sister Lin, don't worry. How many forces are there in Tubo now?" Feng Jiuxiao felt that Wuyou Valley was only one step away from Tubo and should know the situation there best.

Lin Yuxi said: "The Tubo Dynasty began to fall into civil strife after King Langdarma was assassinated. His descendants and local forces gradually formed multiple separatist regimes. In the Later Zhou Dynasty, the Tubo tribes continued to merge and eventually formed two major forces. One is the Liangzhou Liugu tribe, also known as Hexi Tubo; the other is Qingtang Tubo, also known as Hehuang Tubo. Of course, there are some small forces, but they are not at all prominent and can be ignored."

Feng Jiuxiao thought: There is also a secret base of the Song Dynasty Imperial City Division in the Tibetan territory. It would be best if we can find the base and get in touch with the scouts. Some things can be done with half the effort. If we can't get in touch, it doesn't matter. How dangerous can a mere Tibetan area be?
The figure of a lama emerged in his mind - the Mahayana Maitreya Saint - the only person who could pose a threat to him!
Feng Jiuxiao raised his glass, "I toast to Sister Lin."

Lin Yuxi smiled and said, "Wait a minute, it's not your turn yet! I just said I would take three cups of wine, and I just took one. The previous cup was a welcome drink, and this cup is a thank you drink! The second cup, thank you for your help to our Worry-Free Valley! Not only did you help me find the real culprit who killed my father and husband, but you also avenged me! In addition, you helped us solve the big problem of the Black Armor Cold Dragon! If the cold dragon is not eliminated, Worry-Free Valley will be destroyed sooner or later! Come on, I toast everyone! Cheers!"

Everyone raised their glasses and said in unison: "Cheers!"

Yuan Zishan, Chang Zijin and others did not expect that Lin Yuxi looked elegant, demure and dignified, but she became a different person after drinking! She looked like a female village chief!

Lin Yuxi looked at Feng Jiuxiao: "Why are you going there? I'm just curious. If you don't want to tell me, just pretend I didn't ask!"

Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said, "It's nothing inconvenient to reveal. We just want to go to the Haixin Mountain in Qinghai Lake. Legend has it that the mountain is the habitat of the divine bird Tianpeng. There are eggs laid there. It is said that they emit seven-color light, so they are called Tianpeng colored eggs in the world!"

"Tianpeng colored eggs?"

The elder said, "I have heard of this. But this egg doesn't seem to have any special medicinal value, and taking it won't help increase your strength. I vaguely remember that the only function of the Tianpeng colored egg seems to be to dissolve the golden dragon gall. Taking the golden dragon gall can increase your strength by decades, but without the Tianpeng colored egg, the golden dragon gall will condense into a pill after being swallowed, and it cannot be dissolved and absorbed."

Feng Jiuxiao said: "So without the assistance of the Tianpeng colored egg, whoever takes the golden dragon gall will become the target of the martial arts heroes! They just want to cut open the abdomen and take the pill!"

Lin Yuxi frowned and said, "What? Cut open his abdomen to get the elixir? That's a bit cruel! That is to say, if you simply get the golden dragon gall, you can't take it immediately, right? If you take it, you will become a target for others to hunt? The inner elixir condensed by the golden dragon gall in his body has not been digested, but still retains its medicinal properties, right?"

"That's right!"

"Then you have the golden dragon gall?"

"Yes, there is." Feng Jiuxiao naturally would not mention the purpose of their trip to Qinghai Lake, which was because they had the Azure Dragon treasure in their hands that needed to be resolved!
He did not conceal it on purpose. When traveling in the world, you should be careful to tell people what you know, and not to reveal your heart completely.

Lin Yuxi is certainly fine, but who can guarantee whether the first elder or the second elder has any problem?

Human nature must never be tested! Because it cannot stand! Rather than being embarrassed, it is better to kill it in the cradle!
This is Feng Jiuxiao’s logic.

When he was eight years old, he ran away from home in a fit of anger, traveled thousands of miles and stopped in Hengyang!
How many hardships and obstacles did he encounter along the way? How many evil spirits did he encounter? How many losses did he suffer and how many beatings did he take?
It’s not luck that keeps me alive till now!
Lin Yuxi asked: "Leaving tomorrow?"

Feng Jiuxiao said: "Let's go tomorrow."

"Okay, then I won't force you to stay. Remember to come often when you have time."

"Don't worry, Sister Lin, even if I don't come, they will force me to come!"

Yuan Zishan immediately glared at him and said, "Don't blame me! Whether you come or not is your own business!"

Lin Yuxi said: "Jiuxiao, you are wrong! If they don't let you come, you won't come?"

Feng Jiuxiao laughed and said, "How is that possible? I was just joking..."

Yuan Zishan squinted her eyes, her gaze sharp as a blade, "Tell me, you are wrong!"

Lin Yuxi was stunned!
Is Sister Zishan so simple and rude to Brother Jiuxiao?

Feng Jiuxiao actually, unexpectedly, laughed, "I was wrong!"

what?
Lin Yuxi, the first elder, the second elder and others were stunned!

Miss Yuan is so majestic!

Lin Yuxi then burst into laughter!
She looked at Yuan Zishan, smiled and spoke in a genuine Sichuan accent: "Just now I suspected that Lajiao sister was the youngest sister here, she was very slutty, but I didn't expect that Zishan sister was even more slutty! Jiuxiao, you are just like that henpecked girl!"

Yuan Zishan asked doubtfully, "Hermaphrodite?" Lin Yuxi spoke with a Sichuan accent and Yuan Zishan could not hear it clearly for a moment.

Feng Jiuxiao smiled widely and said in a Sichuanese accent, "You bastard, praise me."

With the same Sichuan accent, Yuan Zishan immediately understood what Feng Jiuxiao said, "You henpecked man, praising you? Haha!" She rolled her eyes at Feng Jiuxiao!
La Jiao said, "Sister Lin, being a henpecked man means being afraid of your wife, right?"

Lin Yuxi said: "That's right!"

"Why is it called a rake-ear?"

"It's simple to explain. The pronunciation of 'ba'erduo' in the Sichuan dialect is similar to 'fear of wife'. Over time, everyone has called her that. It has a more joking and teasing meaning."

"It seems that it is common for men in Bashu to be afraid of their wives."

The elder glared at Chili and pretended to be angry: "What are you talking about?"

La Jiao was not afraid of the "threat of eyes" from an old man. She opened her eyes wide, raised her neck slightly, and asked back: "Isn't it?"

The elder said, "Men who are afraid of their wives are everywhere. This is not exclusive to men from Sichuan! Miss Chili, please don't force me to do that!"

La Jiao said, "I don't believe it! I've been to so many places and I've always seen men dominating women. Only when I came to Shu did I see women dominating men. Great Elder, just say you're afraid of your wife, can you lose a piece of meat? It's normal for men to be afraid of women! What's there to be afraid of?"

The elder laughed and said, "Miss Lajiao, what you said is just like the governor setting fire to prevent the people from lighting lamps! Is Master Pang afraid of you? Is Master Feng afraid of Miss Yuan? They are also henpecked, but are they from Bashu? So, it is not true that henpecked people are a common practice in Bashu!"

Chili was instantly speechless.

Seeing that La Jiao didn't say anything for a long time, Yuan Zishan smiled and said, "Alright, La Jiao, the elder is right. Eat the meat quickly, or you won't be able to eat it if it's all snatched away!"

La Jiao immediately took advantage of the situation and took a piece of yak meat with chopsticks and put it into the hot pot. "That's right, the elder is right."

The great elder seemed to be unsatisfied and pressed on, "Miss Chili, what you just said about men being superior to women, does that mean men are noble and women are humble?"

Chili ate the meat without thinking, "Yes!"

She understands the idea that men are superior to women, but she doesn't accept it!
The great elder said, "What's right? The idea of men being superior to women comes from the Book of Changes. 'Heaven is superior and earth is inferior, the universe is determined' means that heaven and earth, men and women each have their own positions, not that there is a difference in the value of men and women! Men are superior, which means that men should emulate the firmness and integrity of heaven - Heaven is vigorous, and gentlemen should strive for self-improvement! And women are inferior, which means that women should inherit the humility and tolerance of the earth - the earth is low, and gentlemen should carry things with great virtue! The superior and the inferior are equal! Right, Master Feng?"

Feng Jiuxiao said: "Yes!"

Chili seemed to suddenly understand: "Oh, I see!"

Feng Jiuxiao asked: "What do you understand?"

La Jiao said: "I suddenly understood that the Great Elder has found a very decent reason for being afraid of his wife! Men are superior to women and women are inferior to men, and men and women are equal. Therefore, he is not afraid of his wife, but loves her."

Everyone laughed. The elder said, "Is it wrong to love your wife?"

"That's right!"

Feng Jiuxiao said, "Oh, by the way, Great Elder, now that you mentioned it, I remembered it. Why didn't you ask Madam to come and sit at the table?"

The Great Elder immediately shook his head and said, "She is a woman, how can she be in such an occasion?"

what?
Chili immediately glared at the elder, "Hey! Elder, did I hear you right? I finally caught you, didn't I? You keep saying that men and women are equal, but why don't you let her come over when it's time to eat? What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that she will embarrass you? Or are you afraid that she's too pretty and someone else will want her and you can't stand it?"

Feng Jiuxiao immediately frowned and said, "Chili! Be careful!"

Yuan Zishan was also a little surprised, "La Jiao! Apologize to the Great Elder immediately!"

The Great Elder immediately said, "It's all a joke, why take it seriously? It's okay, it's okay!" If he really asked La Jiao to apologize to him, wouldn't Valley Master Lin kill him?
Lin Yuxi could no longer sit still: "Sister Zishan, why do you have to be so serious? How old is La Jiao this year? He is still a child! Children should not mind what they say, children should not mind what they say!" Only then did La Jiao realize the seriousness of the problem!
She had just taken two sips of wine and was excited due to the alcohol. She didn't hug him and demonstrated what "Chaba" means on the spot!
At this time, Feng Jiuxiao and Yuan Zishan's faces changed at the same time, and she realized the problem!

She thought to herself: Who am I? I am a chili pepper who can bend and stretch when faced with difficulties, admit my mistakes, and stand at attention when I am beaten! What's the point of admitting my mistakes? It's not like I'm losing a piece of meat! Admit it now!
She immediately raised her glass and said to the Great Elder: "Great Elder, I was impulsive just now and I am sorry for any offense. Please forgive me! I will drink a glass as a punishment!" Then she tilted her head back and drank it all!

The great elder said: "Miss Chili is really quick-witted! First of all, let me make it clear that everyone was discussing communication issues just now, and I don’t think there is anything wrong with what Miss Chili said. Miss Chili, don’t punish yourself, I’ll have a drink with you!" As he said that, he drank it too!

Seeing that the rhythm was about to be disrupted, Lin Yuxi immediately said, "Okay, okay, I just received two glasses of wine, now I offer the third glass of wine! This third glass of wine is called blessing wine! I wish Brother Jiuxiao and everyone a safe journey and all your wishes come true! Cheers!"

Everyone raised their glasses and said, "Cheers!"

Lin Yuxi put down the wine glass and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, you can raise your glass and speak now!"

Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said, "Okay, this glass, thank you Sister Lin for your hospitality. I toast to Sister Lin, let me drink it first!" He drank the wine in the glass in one gulp!
Lin Yuxi immediately joined him for a drink.

Since Feng Jiuxiao started the trend, everyone followed suit. The atmosphere at the banquet immediately reached a climax. Pang Shiwu and Big Wolf naturally took the lead and took turns to attack!
After several clashes, the first elder and the second elder were like a jade mountain about to collapse, with their bodies shaking; the other had hot eyes and ears, and was dizzy!
The elder's tongue became noticeably bigger as he spoke. He looked at Zeng Yong and said, "Come, come here... I... I toast... I toast you... a... glass... You... you... are too cunning... You... drink the least... Come... let's... have a drink..."

Zeng Yong immediately laughed and said, "I didn't drink less! I drank as many cups as you did, not a single cup less!"

When the second elder heard this, he said, "Impossible! I see you didn't drink!" He spoke very clearly and coherently, but unfortunately his eyes were not open when he spoke, as if he was talking in his sleep.

At this time, the fifth elder suddenly stood up, raised his glass and said, "Mr. Feng, this glass is for you!"

Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said, "Fifth Elder, we have already drunk a little while ago. You have toasted me and I have toasted you. Let's take a break before drinking again."

The fifth elder laughed and said, "How can that be? You are the guest today, and you should follow the host's wishes! Come, Master Feng, I will drink first as a sign of respect!"

Feng Jiuxiao immediately looked at the Fifth Elder a few more times!
This fifth elder has been silent from beginning to end, not showing off, and was also well behaved when drinking just now, and I also think he is honest. I never expected, never expected, that this fifth elder is the ultimate killer at tonight's banquet!
Feng Jiuxiao looked at Lin Yuxi and said with a smile: "Sister Lin, the fifth elder has the best alcohol tolerance in Wuyou Valley, right?"

At this time, Lin Yuxi's cheeks were flushed, her face was drunk, and her eyes were blurred like stars in the mist. "Jiuxiao is right! I didn't expect that your brothers can drink so much, especially these two!" She pointed at Pang Shiwu and Big Wolf.

Feng Jiuxiao said, "Fifteen is something that is acquired through practice, but Brother Wolf is born with a huge capacity! No one in the world can drink more than him!" He then smiled at the Fifth Elder and drank the wine in the glass, "Fifth Elder, this wine, I admit defeat!"

He just raised the white flag!

The fifth elder stared straight at Feng Jiuxiao, with a hint of disappointment in his eyes!
Regardless of whether the other party's disappointment was real or fake, Feng Jiuxiao couldn't stand the other party staring at him like that, so he immediately smiled and said, "Fifth Elder, come, I'll toast you with this glass! This may be the fourth glass I've toasted you with, right? Although my alcohol tolerance is limited, I'm very brave. Come on, drink!" He drank it first, and then he said to Pang Shiwu, "Fifteen, Fifth Elder said that his alcohol tolerance is the best in the world, do you accept it?" He wanted to "divert the blame" and let Pang Shiwu "deal with" the Fifth Elder.

Pang Shiwu was drunk at this time, holding up his wine glass and waiting for an opportunity. He looked left and right, wondering whether to launch another attack on Valley Master Lin or to attack the Great Elder. When he heard Feng Jiuxiao's words, he was immediately excited as if he had been injected with chicken blood. "What? Do you accept it or not? I definitely don't accept it!" He turned his eyes to the Fifth Elder and asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Fifth Elder, did you drink just now?"

The Fifth Elder immediately arranged the wine jugs in front of him in a neat row, and then motioned Pang Shiwu to look at these seven or eight wine jugs, with obvious provocation in his eyes!

There is finally a hint of gunpowder!

Lin Yuxi's eyes were as blue as waves as she was drunkenly, and she just smiled slightly with her lips pursed.

The show she has been waiting for is about to begin!
She is now the ruler of a valley, so naturally she has to suppress her womanly thoughts as much as possible and consider things from a man's perspective!

She takes this banquet very seriously! She must make sure the guests eat and drink well!

But how can you prove that the guests are drunk? Of course, make them all drunk! She used to scoff at this statement! Now she regards it as a guiding principle!

When the fifth elder received her eye command, the real battle of the entire drinking party began!
Feng Jiuxiao asked: "What should I do if I don't accept it?"

Pang Shiwu raised his wine glass and shouted, "Get him!"

Feng Jiuxiao turned around and said with a smile: "Fifth Elder, you can drink a lot, and so can my brother. Tell me, who of you can drink the most?"

The fifth elder smiled calmly and said, "I don't want to know who of us can drink the most. I just want to know how much you can drink!"

Feng Jiuxiao couldn't help but be stunned.

The Fifth Elder was not disturbed and was only focused on drinking him down! Since he could refine the alcohol, he thought he had no rivals in the world! Since the Fifth Elder wanted to test his bottom line today, he had no choice but to obey his orders!
He smiled and said, "Today's drinking atmosphere is really good. I see that everyone is not having enough fun. In order to make the atmosphere more lively, I suggest playing a game. How about it? What do you think?"

The fifth elder smiled and said, "I agree!"

Seeing that he was as steady as an old dog, Feng Jiuxiao immediately knew that his alcohol tolerance was absolutely terrifying. No matter how the rules of the game favored him, he would "defeat ten with one force" and crush them with strength!

Feng Jiuxiao thought to himself: Even if you can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, you will have to lie in front of me soon!

Pang Shiwu and Big Wolf said, "Okay!"

Zeng Yong's alcohol tolerance was not as good as the other two, and he also saw the intention of the Fifth Elder, so he would not blindly follow, so he remained silent and quit the game in disguise.

Feng Jiuxiao said: "The game is quite simple. It's just rock, paper, scissors."

Lin Yuxi said: "Rock, Paper, Scissors? What kind of game is this?" She had never heard of it since she was a child.

Feng Jiuxiao said: "Fifth Elder, do you know?"

The fifth elder said, "I know. This game has existed since the Han Dynasty. It was originally called 'Hand Gesture Order', also known as 'Zhizhang Qiankun'! There are three gestures in total, namely scissors, rock, and paper. Knife beats paper, paper beats rock, and rock beats knife!"

Lin Yuxi said: "It feels like the five elements are mutually reinforcing and mutually restraining."

The fifth elder said, “That’s right.”

Feng Jiuxiao asked: "Fifth Elder is very confident?"

"Of course!"

"Then, let's start?"

"Great! Four people at the same time, fighting two by two?"

"Of course it's four people at the same time, that's what makes it lively!"

"Then what are the rules for winning and losing?"

"If four people use the same hand gestures, or if three different hand gestures appear at the same time, it's a tie. As long as two hand gestures appear, the defeated party loses regardless of how many people they have! I'm not sure if I'm making myself clear!"

The fifth elder smiled and said, "Brother Fifteen, do you understand?"

Pang Shiwu said proudly: "I learned how to play when I was five years old."

The fifth elder disagreed and turned to look at Big Wolf: "Mr. Big, you have not been in the Central Plains for too long. I wonder if you know how to play?"

Big Wolf said, "I often play with Young Master Feng and the others."

The fifth elder said, "Then I feel relieved."

Pang Shiwu asked, "What do you mean?"

The fifth elder laughed and said, "What I mean is, since you all know how to do it, I won't have any psychological burden to abuse you!"

Pang Shiwu's fighting spirit was instantly ignited!
He asked, "Does it mean whoever loses drinks?"

The fifth elder said: "That's right!"

Pang Shiwu asked, "How much do you drink each time?"

The fifth elder said: "One cup!"

"You drink such a big cup after losing once?"

"Oh? Then how much do you want to drink?"

"Change the bowl!"

Lin Yuxi immediately said to the maid: "Go and get the bowl!"