Age of the Mist
Chapter 931 Stinky Tofu on the Tip of Tongue
Chapter 931 Stinky Tofu on the Tip of Tongue
The master no longer dared to be frightened.
But the dog is still showing off its might.
——As soon as the above sentence is written, it makes people feel that the metaphor is profound, the meaning is endless, and the applause can be understood.
When Shi Tiexin wandered around the upper city alone, the first order he got after joining the pretty group was to deliver food here.That day, many vicious dogs chased and bit him crazily, forcing him to flee for his life in a hurry.
By the way, there are pants.
My pants were bitten by these dogs!
Counting the money to buy the pants again, that order was a complete loss of money!
Since then, Shi Tiexin has been at odds with the Dog Gang.
The big dogs and puppies of the dog gang also gradually remembered this difficult person, and gradually became peaceful.You give your takeaway, I eat my shit, each playing his own way.
But time has passed, the king in yellow no longer delivers food in person, and the dogs have completely forgotten the past.Every day, crowds gather in the community, whizzing around, digging up garbage and eating cakes, so happy.
But there are more dogs and less feces, and the space city has high environmental protection requirements. Every time I eat cakes, it feels like Chinese New Year.
Today, the dogs twitched their noses and smelled an extremely tempting smell.
Turning around suddenly, he saw a human being.
This human being is tall and big, walking towards the gate of the community step by step.Holding a box in his right hand, the lid has been opened, and the windy smell wafts out of it, making the dogs' hearts beat faster.Staring at the dog's eyes in the past, everything is like watching slow motion again.
Crashing, amidst the sound of the soup being stirred, that guy fished out a piece of stinky tofu from the box.
When the stinky tofu comes out of the box, it is as radiant as the sunrise in the east, making the dogs drool.
"Woof! Wang!" The eyes of the dogs melted.
Give me something to eat?It must be for me to eat, right?You must know that I am the owner of this territory, so you came here to make offerings, right?Hurry up, throw it to me, throw it high and far away, let me run, shake off all the other little beasts, then jump up into the air, and take a bite——
Shi Tiexin picked up the stinky tofu with his left hand, then opened his mouth wide, and swallowed it.
Creak, creak, chew slowly, eat slowly, with an intoxicated expression.
"Wooooow, woof woof!"
Hey, hey, what are you doing, you gave it to me, obviously it was for me!
The dogs growled and bared their teeth, wishing they could go over and tear this life apart.
Shi Tiexin snatched another piece and stuck out his tongue, showing the famous scene of Huajingyuan.
Have you ever seen middle school and high school students turn their pens with their fingers?Shi Tiexin was turning stinky tofu with his tongue.The stinky tofu is flying up and down on the tip of the tongue, which is extremely thrilling but stable as Mount Tai.
Rerorerorerorero... ham, swallowed. (jojo is Japanese manga, "R" in Japanese is pronounced as "la" in Chinese. Therefore, "rerorero" is pronounced as "come, come, come". Words in brackets do not charge money)
Creak, creak, chew slowly, eat slowly, with an intoxicated expression, and raised eyebrows at the dogs.
"Wooooowowowow!" I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore!
Who the hell is this, who dared to eat my food in front of my face, and turned against him!Wang Wang team, move out!
The dogs roared wildly and rushed towards Shi Tiexin.
People and dogs can't open secret realms, and if they are bitten, they are really bitten, so no one is afraid of them.Coupled with the well-known Five Dog Tuxin Formation, the dogs are determined to teach this guy a hard lesson!
But under a pounce, it was empty.
When he turned his head, he realized that for some reason, Shi Tiexin had walked into the community, twirling stinky tofu with his tongue.
Rerorerorerorero...
Bite again!
Another bite of air.
Shi Tiexin continued to move forward, with stinky tofu on his tongue.
More and more dogs smelled this smell and rushed over, howling.More than 50 dogs in the entire community surrounded Shi Tiexin tightly. These dogs were murderous and vowed to bring Shi Tiexin down and snatch the stinky tofu.
But Shi Tie's mind and body are like phantoms.
He ignored those dogs, just walked forward step by step, eating a mouthful of stinky tofu every step he took.
Back then, in order to deliver food here, I had to prepare a box of stinky tofu every time.If you can beat it, you can beat it, if you can't beat it, throw the stinky tofu, just like throwing the enemy's skull to lure the dog group away, so that the dog can escape.
Does stinky tofu cost nothing?
I have bought so many stinky tofu, I have never eaten a single bite, I have fed them all to the dogs!
At that time, Shi made up his mind and became ruthless.One day, I will play with your favorite stinky tofu in front of your face!
And today, it finally came true.
Howl, howl, feel powerless, your favorite, I will eat it!
The Wuji Jiefeng floated lightly around, stirring up the smell and misleading the dogs.Shi Tiexin took a mouthful of stinky tofu step by step, not only eating, but also showing off, turning the tip of his tongue around the tofu non-stop, all in all, to piss them off.
Fifty large barrels, fifty steps, all eaten without any injuries.
"Hic..." Meimei hiccupped, her mouth was filled with the smell of dogs' dreams. More than 50 dogs fell into a frenzy, but they could only roar and roar around the phantom.
Shi Tiexin threw the box back without even looking at it, and the box flew away with a whistling sound, and fell into the trash can accurately with a bang.
"It's almost there." Looking at the dogs surrounding him, Shi Tiexin suddenly glared.
Buzz!
The invisible waves spread out, covering all the dogs, and then rolled back in waves, sweeping over every dog.
For a moment, the neighborhood was quiet.
The dogs stared and opened their mouths, maintaining their previous posture.Then, plop, plop, one after another fell down.They were stunned, twitching, sticking out their tongues, wagging, completely stunned.
"The so-called dog beating depends on the owner. Now, I'm beating the dog. Where's the owner?" Shi Tiexin said, "Let's come out and meet."
Shi Tiexin's voice was neither high nor low, spreading throughout the community.
The surrounding buildings were quiet, and there were pairs of eyes looking at this side from behind the windows.Although he didn't show up, Shi Tiexin's vision is not what it used to be.Looking over one by one, or the dog man, or the eye nerd, they are all members of the dog gang, and they have met each other face to face.
When those people met Shi Tiexin's gaze, they all shrank immediately, and none of them dared to stand out.
Since Shi Tiexin became famous in Tumubao, his life experience has been picked up by various reporters.Born as an orphan, struggling to survive, working as a security guard, delivering food, all kinds of legendary experiences make everyone talk about it.
Of course, the dog gang will not know who this is.
Thinking about the grievances with this guy in the past, and now looking at his majestic performance in the Ninetowns Competition, the dog gang shrank instantly.We can only hope that there will be a large number of this person, and the past will be wiped out.
however.
Write it off!
Why are there so many adults, I am not that magnanimous, so I just hit the door!After all, I, Iron Overlord, King of Yellow Clothes, Tumubao's signature genius, is still a, kid, ah!
At this time, Shi Tiexin felt that someone in his early years was coming.
(End of this chapter)
The master no longer dared to be frightened.
But the dog is still showing off its might.
——As soon as the above sentence is written, it makes people feel that the metaphor is profound, the meaning is endless, and the applause can be understood.
When Shi Tiexin wandered around the upper city alone, the first order he got after joining the pretty group was to deliver food here.That day, many vicious dogs chased and bit him crazily, forcing him to flee for his life in a hurry.
By the way, there are pants.
My pants were bitten by these dogs!
Counting the money to buy the pants again, that order was a complete loss of money!
Since then, Shi Tiexin has been at odds with the Dog Gang.
The big dogs and puppies of the dog gang also gradually remembered this difficult person, and gradually became peaceful.You give your takeaway, I eat my shit, each playing his own way.
But time has passed, the king in yellow no longer delivers food in person, and the dogs have completely forgotten the past.Every day, crowds gather in the community, whizzing around, digging up garbage and eating cakes, so happy.
But there are more dogs and less feces, and the space city has high environmental protection requirements. Every time I eat cakes, it feels like Chinese New Year.
Today, the dogs twitched their noses and smelled an extremely tempting smell.
Turning around suddenly, he saw a human being.
This human being is tall and big, walking towards the gate of the community step by step.Holding a box in his right hand, the lid has been opened, and the windy smell wafts out of it, making the dogs' hearts beat faster.Staring at the dog's eyes in the past, everything is like watching slow motion again.
Crashing, amidst the sound of the soup being stirred, that guy fished out a piece of stinky tofu from the box.
When the stinky tofu comes out of the box, it is as radiant as the sunrise in the east, making the dogs drool.
"Woof! Wang!" The eyes of the dogs melted.
Give me something to eat?It must be for me to eat, right?You must know that I am the owner of this territory, so you came here to make offerings, right?Hurry up, throw it to me, throw it high and far away, let me run, shake off all the other little beasts, then jump up into the air, and take a bite——
Shi Tiexin picked up the stinky tofu with his left hand, then opened his mouth wide, and swallowed it.
Creak, creak, chew slowly, eat slowly, with an intoxicated expression.
"Wooooow, woof woof!"
Hey, hey, what are you doing, you gave it to me, obviously it was for me!
The dogs growled and bared their teeth, wishing they could go over and tear this life apart.
Shi Tiexin snatched another piece and stuck out his tongue, showing the famous scene of Huajingyuan.
Have you ever seen middle school and high school students turn their pens with their fingers?Shi Tiexin was turning stinky tofu with his tongue.The stinky tofu is flying up and down on the tip of the tongue, which is extremely thrilling but stable as Mount Tai.
Rerorerorerorero... ham, swallowed. (jojo is Japanese manga, "R" in Japanese is pronounced as "la" in Chinese. Therefore, "rerorero" is pronounced as "come, come, come". Words in brackets do not charge money)
Creak, creak, chew slowly, eat slowly, with an intoxicated expression, and raised eyebrows at the dogs.
"Wooooowowowow!" I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore!
Who the hell is this, who dared to eat my food in front of my face, and turned against him!Wang Wang team, move out!
The dogs roared wildly and rushed towards Shi Tiexin.
People and dogs can't open secret realms, and if they are bitten, they are really bitten, so no one is afraid of them.Coupled with the well-known Five Dog Tuxin Formation, the dogs are determined to teach this guy a hard lesson!
But under a pounce, it was empty.
When he turned his head, he realized that for some reason, Shi Tiexin had walked into the community, twirling stinky tofu with his tongue.
Rerorerorerorero...
Bite again!
Another bite of air.
Shi Tiexin continued to move forward, with stinky tofu on his tongue.
More and more dogs smelled this smell and rushed over, howling.More than 50 dogs in the entire community surrounded Shi Tiexin tightly. These dogs were murderous and vowed to bring Shi Tiexin down and snatch the stinky tofu.
But Shi Tie's mind and body are like phantoms.
He ignored those dogs, just walked forward step by step, eating a mouthful of stinky tofu every step he took.
Back then, in order to deliver food here, I had to prepare a box of stinky tofu every time.If you can beat it, you can beat it, if you can't beat it, throw the stinky tofu, just like throwing the enemy's skull to lure the dog group away, so that the dog can escape.
Does stinky tofu cost nothing?
I have bought so many stinky tofu, I have never eaten a single bite, I have fed them all to the dogs!
At that time, Shi made up his mind and became ruthless.One day, I will play with your favorite stinky tofu in front of your face!
And today, it finally came true.
Howl, howl, feel powerless, your favorite, I will eat it!
The Wuji Jiefeng floated lightly around, stirring up the smell and misleading the dogs.Shi Tiexin took a mouthful of stinky tofu step by step, not only eating, but also showing off, turning the tip of his tongue around the tofu non-stop, all in all, to piss them off.
Fifty large barrels, fifty steps, all eaten without any injuries.
"Hic..." Meimei hiccupped, her mouth was filled with the smell of dogs' dreams. More than 50 dogs fell into a frenzy, but they could only roar and roar around the phantom.
Shi Tiexin threw the box back without even looking at it, and the box flew away with a whistling sound, and fell into the trash can accurately with a bang.
"It's almost there." Looking at the dogs surrounding him, Shi Tiexin suddenly glared.
Buzz!
The invisible waves spread out, covering all the dogs, and then rolled back in waves, sweeping over every dog.
For a moment, the neighborhood was quiet.
The dogs stared and opened their mouths, maintaining their previous posture.Then, plop, plop, one after another fell down.They were stunned, twitching, sticking out their tongues, wagging, completely stunned.
"The so-called dog beating depends on the owner. Now, I'm beating the dog. Where's the owner?" Shi Tiexin said, "Let's come out and meet."
Shi Tiexin's voice was neither high nor low, spreading throughout the community.
The surrounding buildings were quiet, and there were pairs of eyes looking at this side from behind the windows.Although he didn't show up, Shi Tiexin's vision is not what it used to be.Looking over one by one, or the dog man, or the eye nerd, they are all members of the dog gang, and they have met each other face to face.
When those people met Shi Tiexin's gaze, they all shrank immediately, and none of them dared to stand out.
Since Shi Tiexin became famous in Tumubao, his life experience has been picked up by various reporters.Born as an orphan, struggling to survive, working as a security guard, delivering food, all kinds of legendary experiences make everyone talk about it.
Of course, the dog gang will not know who this is.
Thinking about the grievances with this guy in the past, and now looking at his majestic performance in the Ninetowns Competition, the dog gang shrank instantly.We can only hope that there will be a large number of this person, and the past will be wiped out.
however.
Write it off!
Why are there so many adults, I am not that magnanimous, so I just hit the door!After all, I, Iron Overlord, King of Yellow Clothes, Tumubao's signature genius, is still a, kid, ah!
At this time, Shi Tiexin felt that someone in his early years was coming.
(End of this chapter)
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