save the bachelors

Chapter 13

"Then what do you think I should do?" After being silent for a while, Howard finally asked.

"Change your clothes and hairstyle first." Xiang Nan suggested.

Howard likes to wear leggings, turtlenecks, and a Beatles hairstyle.

This kind of dress may have been popular in the 60s, but it is really outdated now.

In particular, tight pants, in the eyes of Americans, are quite unmanly.

"You are 25 years old this year, and you are already an adult, so you should dress up in a mature way, and don't go to the children's clothing department to choose clothes." Xiang Nan explained.

Howard is still buying clothes in the children's clothing department. Although he has bought the largest size, he still cannot change the fact that it is children's clothing.

"But these clothes were bought for me by my mother." Howard resisted.

"Dude, you still have to move out of the house." Xiang Nan heard him say this, and immediately suggested to him, "You are already an adult. If you live with your mother, you will be looked down upon."

"And, think about it, if you had a good time with a girl on your birthday, and when you were going to get to know each other better, and you brought her back to your house and saw your mother, how likely do you think they would stay? "

Howard's mother is severely obese, lying in the bathtub like a manatee.When she took the bus, passengers walked around.

Coupled with her broken gong-like voice, her horror level broke through the sky.Raj would rather watch the horror movie "House of a Thousand Corpses" than get her out of the bathtub.

"Hey, you're talking about my mother." Seeing Xiang Nan talking about his mother like that, Howard was a little concerned, "but you're right."

His mother was almost hated by everyone because of her viciousness and viciousness. She didn't even want to pay a nanny to serve her. How could he expect those beautiful girls to accept her.

"But what can I do? My father ran away from home, and my mother is the only one left. If I leave her again, she will be very sad." Howard said helplessly, and at the end, he was choked up. .

"I know you are very embarrassed." Xiang Nan handed him a tissue and said, "I have three suggestions."

"Three?!" Howard looked at Xiang Nan in surprise while wiping his tears.

In his view, this was a dead end.

He was reluctant to leave his mother, and he desperately longed for love. His mother would scare the girl away, and the girl would not accept his mother.

So, he was caught in the middle, in a dilemma.But I don't think Xiang Nan actually has three ways to solve it.

"The first is to be ruthless and move out." Xiang Nan said immediately, "the second is that you wait patiently. If the blind cat encounters a dead mouse, you may be able to meet a girl who is willing to accept your mother."

"..." Hearing Xiang Nan say this, Howard's mouth was flat.Both of these suggestions are too unconstructive.

"The third is that you find a way to make some money. As long as you have money, your mother will not be a hindrance." Xiang Nan suggested again.

As long as he has enough money, Howard can hire a maid to serve his mother at a high price.If one batch fails, change another batch. Under the heavy reward, there must be brave men.

As long as there is enough money, Howard can easily get girls.Just like Hugh Hefner, the founder of "Playdoll", with an age and a wrinkled face, he is still surrounded by so many beautiful women.

"Raj, you know I'm just an engineer, how can I make a fortune." Howard spread his hands.

His official position was that of an engineer lent by NASA to Caltech, and he earned a dead salary, not a huge one.Even if he now rides a small motorcycle, he still buys it with a loan.

"I have an immature idea." Xiang Nan smiled slightly.

"What's your idea?" Howard asked Xiang Nan immediately when he saw that Xiang Nan really had an idea.

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"Have you heard of the superfluid vacuum theory?" Xiang Nan said with a slight smile.

The superfluid vacuum theory assumes that spacetime is some form of superfluid.A superfluid is a state of matter that is completely devoid of viscosity, and precisely because there is no friction, it can flow indefinitely without losing energy.

"Of course, don't forget, I'm a master of MIT." Howard nodded immediately.

Although he does not have the title of Doctor, in terms of knowledge, he is not weaker than Leonard and Rajesh.

"If we can simulate a superfluid vortex, then we can create a quantum vortex. At that time, we can build a guidance system and use this vortex as a gyroscope.

Because it is in quantum form, it can last indefinitely.We can patent it and make a fortune by then. " Xiang Nan explained.

Howard listened, his blood boiled, and he was very excited.

But then he shook his head again, "Your idea is good, but superfluid vacuum theory, like string theory, is just an unproven theory. Its physical models are not perfect, how can we simulate Can you come out?"

Xiang Nan's idea, in his opinion, is somewhat unrealistic.

It's like using zombies as workers. They are tireless, don't need to rest, eat, or get paid. They can work 24 hours a day. They are really the best workers for factory owners.

But this is an illusion after all, and it cannot be realized at all.

"The physics model of the superfluid vacuum theory is not perfect because everyone has not considered its surface tension." Xiang Nan smiled slightly.

Howard's eyes lit up when he heard it.

"If the three-dimensional space is imagined as the surface of a superfluid bubble in an N-dimensional space, and the spherical multi-dimensional superfluid has the same negative energy density as spacetime..." He himself began to murmur, "It's interesting."

"We can perfect this theory, then we can simulate it, and then we can make a fortune." Xiang Nan laughed.

"Yeah!" Howard exclaimed excitedly, "This good news must be told to Sheldon and Leonard."

"You idiot!" Xiang Nan scolded immediately upon hearing this.

"What?!" Howard was scolded for a moment.

"You know Sheldon is a person who likes to be in the limelight. If he is involved in this matter, he will definitely take all the credit for himself. At that time, you and I will have nothing." Xiang Nan said sternly. road.

Although Sheldon does not value money, he can lend a few thousand dollars to Penny at will, and he can also give Howard the royalties, but he is a person who attaches great importance to honor, and he never gives any credit to his partners.

Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh accompanied him to the North Pole for three months.

He believes that he has made great achievements in the field of string theory, and he is sure that he can win the Nobel Prize, but he will not mention the three Leonards in his speech, only mention it in the footnote of the biography.

When he cooperated with Leonard and Howard to develop the guidance system, he also claimed to be the person in charge.And after the military took away all the scientific research results, they also cooperated with them privately to develop a communication system based on this guidance system, completely abandoning Leonard and Howard.

Therefore, in Xiang Nan's view, Sheldon is completely untrustworthy, let alone cooperating with him.

(End of this chapter)