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Chapter 4939 [Transformers]

Xiang Nan then rediscovered the Transformers film series, including the spin-offs Bumblebee and Rise of the Power Rangers.

To be honest, the settings of this series of movies are very conflicting.

In the spin-off "Bumblebee", Bumblebee was set to arrive on Earth in the 5s. But in the original "Transformers ", there are pictures of it participating in World War II;
In "Rise of the Power Rangers", Unicron was trapped in the galaxy where Max was; and in the original "Transformers 5", the Earth where humans live is actually Unicron himself.

The timing of the Transformers' first visit to Earth is also becoming increasingly confusing.

"Transformers 1" talks about a hundred years, "Transformers 2" talks about ancient times, "Transformers 4" jumps to prehistoric times, and "Transformers 5" goes directly to the time when the earth was formed...

And the Transformers' combat power is also a mess.

In Transformers 1, a Decepticon can destroy a U.S. military base; in Transformers 4, a team of human special forces can easily hunt down Transformers, and even Optimus Prime was almost beaten to death...

In Transformers 1, Megatron was able to fight back and forth with Optimus Prime, and even had the upper hand. In Transformers 3, Megatron was not even a match for Optimus Prime...

All in all, this series of movies is extremely confusing in terms of plot, setting, and timeline. No wonder the box office and reputation are getting worse and worse.

But for Xiang Nan, this world is not dangerous.

Because even the most powerful emperor of the universe is just a planet, and a dormant planet at that.

Xiang Nan can rub a galaxy with his bare hands. Even without counting his practice in the "Green Snake" world, his superpowers alone are enough to destroy the Emperor of the Universe.

Because the Transformers are made of metal, they are completely restrained by Xiang Nan who can control magnetism.

Just like Wolverine, when he meets Magneto, he is abused every time, without any difficulty at all.

With Xiang Nan's ability, he can even tear the Emperor of the Universe to pieces alive.

……

Xiang Nan then took over Sam Witwicky's mission.

A gate of light appeared out of nowhere, and he stepped into it.

"My name is Sam Witwicky. I'm seventeen years old and I'm a student in the eleventh grade at Marshall High School in Los Angeles. My father's name is Ronald and my mother's name is Judy.

My biggest dream is to buy a car, pick up a girl, and end my virginity as soon as possible..."

A memory flooded into his mind, and Xiang Nan immediately opened his eyes.

I found myself standing in a classroom. Sitting in front of me were students around 17 or 18 years old. They were looking at me with amusement on their faces.

"Sam Witwicky, it's your turn!" someone in front of him reminded.

Xiang Nan immediately remembered that this was a history class. The teacher assigned homework, which was to ask each student to tell a legendary figure in their family, and then grade the students based on their stories. The highest was A, and the worst was E.

Now it is Sam Witwicky's turn, also known as Xiang Nan.

"The person I want to introduce to you today is my great-great-grandfather Archibald Witwicky..." Xiang Nan said immediately.

At this moment, a naughty boy in the audience aimed a rubber band at Xiang Nan, then smiled and said to his girlfriend, "Come, watch~"

As he said that, he threw the rubber band towards Xiang Nan.

The rubber band flew towards Xiang Nan at a high speed thanks to its elasticity.

But in Xiang Nan's eyes, it was so slow that it seemed to be still, so he stretched out his hand to catch the rubber band. "He was a great explorer, the first person to explore the North Pole." Xiang Nan continued to talk about his great-great-grandfather, "This is the map, sextant, and glasses he used. They are all antiques with a history of hundreds of years..."

The students in the audience did not listen to his story, but were shocked by his skills.

Because he caught the rubber band so quickly, his quick reaction and speed surprised his classmates.

Especially the naughty boy classmate, he couldn't believe his eyes.

"How is this possible?!" He was unwilling to believe it and took out another rubber band, trying to repeat the same trick.

"Okay, that's enough..." His girlfriend stopped him. It was none other than the heroine of Transformers 1, Michaela Baines.

But the boy didn't want to let Xiang Nan go. He completely ignored Michaela's dissuasion and threw the rubber band at him again.

The rubber band bounced out, but for some reason it deviated and did not shoot towards Xiang Nan, but hit the teacher on the stage.

The boy's face turned pale immediately.

The teacher jumped up in pain and yelled, "Trium Miller, you bastard, you will be kept in school for at least a week."

"But teacher...I still have to train..." the boy quickly defended.

"Shut up right there." The teacher shouted, "I'm telling you, write me a 50,000-word family history. If you miss one word, you're dead! I'll kick you out of the school team, I swear!"

The boy immediately shut his mouth.

He is the captain of the school football team. With this identity, he is simply the school's heartthrob, and because of this, he can pick up the most beautiful and sexiest girls in the school.

He also dreams of joining a professional team in the future. In that case, he will become a sports star and have a brighter future.

But if he was expelled from the school team for talking back to or hurting the teacher, his future would be over, so he had no choice but to shut up and accept the lesson.

When the classmates saw this, they all laughed with glee.

"This is the newspaper that reported on my great-great-grandfather." Xiang Nan was not affected by everyone and continued to explain to the students, "My great-great-grandfather once made a major discovery under the Arctic ice, such as these unknown characters.

It is said to come from the mysterious Iceman. Interested friends can study it together. Thank you everyone, my speech ends here! "

"Very good." The history teacher nodded.

……

At the end of the get out of class, the history teacher gave grades to all the students based on their performance, including A, B, C, D, and E.

Xiang Nan just smiled slightly, and the history teacher gave Xiang Nan an "A+" without hesitation. This is the best grade.

Seeing this result, Xiang Nan smiled with satisfaction.

To be honest, it doesn't matter to him what score he gets.

But it was completely different with Sam.

Because he had made an agreement with his father Ronald that as long as Ronald got three "A" grades and saved up $2,000 on his seventeenth birthday, he would buy his son a car.

In the United States, everyone wants to have a car of their own, especially adolescents like Sam, who are at the age when hormones and vanity are overflowing.

So he had saved up two thousand dollars and got two "A" grades, and now if he could get an "A" in history class, he would have just enough to own a car.