Actor's reincarnation

Chapter 702 Winning the Monkey Boxing

What kind of martial art is Monkey Boxing?
This is a very "dirty" martial art. It doesn't talk about martial arts at all. It will do anything to win. Only you can't think of it, and they can't do it without them.

The thick phlegm coming towards Su Yi is pediatrics. According to Zheng Shanao, he saw a monkey boxing fighter compete with someone on the stage. At the beginning of the competition, he opened a bag and sprinkled feces on the opponent. !

You read that right, shit!

It's not the kind of shit you understand, it's the ordinary fresh kind, it's poop, poop, shit, shit!

It's not the kind of dry feces that are formed, but thin feces that resemble liquid food.

Not to mention anything else, let's just say that this monkey boxing master collects shit for the martial arts competition, and then keeps carrying the shit on his body... Once you experience it, you will know how evil the martial arts of this school are.

But it's reasonable to think about it, monkey boxing, monkeys throw shit at people, isn't it normal?

Su Yi had to thank Chen Dasheng for not spilling shit on him, but for spitting.

Then why does Su Yiming know that Hou'er's fists are dirty, but still compare with Chen Dasheng?
Because this martial art has real kung fu, and playing it dirty is just its appearance. If you really think this martial art is a fight between shrews and hooligans, then you are wrong.

Even if it doesn't do dirty work, the moves and routines of Monkey Boxing are quite commendable.Only by cooperating with its dirty work can this martial art exert its greatest power.

Just like now-

A mouthful of thick phlegm flew in, and the reaction of a normal person must be to hide, lest it be too late.

This thing can't be blocked, it can't be defended, it can only hide.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't hide, as long as you don't think it's dirty, it's the best way to crack this martial art.

But most people just can't hide.

In this regard, Su Yi is also an ordinary person.

The moment the thick phlegm flew, he jumped aside like a spring on the sole of his foot.

Chen Dasheng had originally swooped in at the moment of spitting, seeing Su Yi dodging to the left, he almost changed direction along with Su Yi, his speed was extremely fast, and his figure was also extremely dexterous.

Su Yi didn't stand firmly on his feet, and his attack arrived.

Chen Dasheng stretched his fingers and grabbed Su Yi's face.

Scratch face!

Except for the Monkey Fist, no other martial art has such a less harmful but extremely insulting move.

Although this move was as fast as a ghost, it did not pose a threat to Su Yi. Su Yi blocked it with his left arm, and then he was about to counterattack.

"Hey——" Chen Dasheng's voice came up again.

Hearing this sound, Su Yi was terrified, and immediately gave up attacking and flew back.

"Te!"

Almost as soon as he left, a mouthful of thick phlegm flew past where he was originally standing, which can be described as extremely thrilling.

"hiss--"

Chen Dasheng made another sound.

It wasn't the sound he made from his mouth, but from his nose!

He blew his nose, then quickly grabbed it in his left hand, and rushed towards Su Yi again.

"Fuck..."

Su Yi's scalp was numb, and he turned and ran without thinking.

If this slut was wiped with snot on his face, he would die.

"Yo Yo Yo..." Chen Dasheng let out a scream imitating a monkey, his eyes widened, and he followed closely.

One of the two chased and the other escaped, running around the ring.

For the first time in the arena, there was a spectacle of Su Yi running away.

The audience below has long been laughing madly, this kind of joyous scene, absolutely one less glance.

It was impossible for Su Yi to run away all the time. Chen Dasheng kept holding his nose in his hands. As long as Su Yi still wanted to win, he had to go back and face it.

Moreover, escaping itself is also a strategy of Su Yi. As a man who dares to shit in his crotch, he is not so pretentious that he can't even bear a snot.

Diaphragm response is true diaphragm response, but it's okay to bite the bullet.

The ring was so big, Chen Dasheng blocked the way, seeing that Su Yi had nowhere to hide, Su Yi suddenly stopped and turned around, swung sideways and swung high, running towards Chen Dasheng who was chasing him!

This kick was abrupt and tricky as fast as a thunderbolt, and if it was missed, most people would most likely fall for it, because it was so sudden, no one would have imagined that Su Yi would suddenly stop and turn around while running at a high speed.

Chen Dasheng was chasing after him, almost sending his face to the door for Su Yi to kick him, unable to stop his figure at all.

In the MMA arena, leg skills are the shortcoming of all boxers. Even the best fighters, in actual competitions, do not have too many opportunities to use them, because they are afraid of being hugged or thrown.

So whenever you use your legs, you basically use low sweeps and low kicks, and those who dare to play high sweeps, side kicks or whip legs can be classified into the category of daring people with high skills.

When using legs, the first pursuit is always speed.

Because you can't slow down, if you slow down, you will be hugged by your legs and thrown.

Su Yi's side swing and high sweep can be regarded as one of his few leg skills that can be regarded as a unique skill. This is a Siamese boxing kick. It is sharp, concise, and tricky, and it is very fast and accurate.

As soon as Su Yi's kick came out, everyone who knew the goods broke into a cold sweat for Chen Dasheng.

Chen Dasheng himself was startled, but he couldn't stop because of inertia.

Seeing that he was about to be kicked by Su Yi, at the critical moment, Chen Dasheng leaned to the right and swung his hands to the left, barely blocking Su Yi's leg.

Sweeping with a huge force, Chen Dasheng turned his feet and kicked in accordance with the trend, his body immediately rose into the air, and flew out in the direction of Su Yi's sweeping legs.

This tricky Gao Sa was broken by him just like that!

Don't underestimate Chen Dasheng's two movements just now, most people can't react well, and secondly, they can't make such flexible movements.

These two moves are not random, the first move is the scratching hand in Hou'er's fist, and the second move is the body method of picking peaches in the air.

Someone asked, just vacating, but not picking peaches.

Don't worry, won't this be picked right away?

In mid-air, Chen Dasheng grabbed Su Yi's leg with one hand, and with the other hand he secretly slid under Su Yi's leg——

This trick was extremely obscene and obscure, even the gods couldn't guard against it!

Su Yi didn't even look at it.

Who would have thought that Chen Dasheng was kicked away, and Nima would have the time to pick peaches?
Immediately he was picked straight!

"...Aww!"

The iron-clad man couldn't help but let out a howl of horror and pain.

Su Yi withdrew his legs and forcibly backed away and staggered away. It seemed that Tao Tao was saved, so Tao Tao was not cool.

But it hurts.

It's really Nima's pain, the pain made Su Yi's whole face wrinkled into a ball, he bent his waist and covered his crotch with his legs between his legs, and took a deep breath.

On the other side, Chen Dasheng dexterously rolled on the spot, "Yo Yo Yo" screamed and rushed towards Su Yi again.

This time, it was Su Yi who suffered a disadvantage. Not only did he not get kicked, but he was also picked a peach. The key point was that the snot was also wiped on his leg.

"Ma Gedan!" Even Gujing Wubo's mood was broken, Su Yi got angry, and went straight to meet Chen Dasheng cruelly.

"He's in a hurry!"

Chen Dasheng saw Su Yi's emotional change at a glance, and he was overjoyed immediately!
Monkey boxing is very particular about psychological games against the enemy. Generally, there are three strategies-disgusting the opponent, intimidating the opponent, and provoking the opponent.

Seeing that his opponent was angry, Chen Dasheng decided to add another fire.

At the same time, he became more and more cautious, because he knew very well that Su Yi would never be easy to deal with.

The two sides quickly exchanged hands, and Chen Dasheng "opened the way" with a mouthful of thick phlegm as usual, and went straight to Su Yi's door.

No matter how angry Su Yi is, he has to hide. If he gets a mouthful of thick phlegm on his face, he won't want this face anymore.

But after hiding, Chen Dasheng once again took the initiative.

The golden monkey reached out its paws and poked Su Yi's eyes.

Su Yihuang dodged under his body, followed by a left uppercut and came up.

Chen Dasheng changed his old trick immediately, changing it from a poke to a pat, and at the same time, he slammed into Su Yi's arms with his whole body on one side.

boom!
Su Yi punched Chen Dasheng hard on the right lower back.The latter still squeezed into Su Yi's arms with a muffled grunt, and stretched out his hand to dig into Su Yi's crotch.

It's monkey picking peaches again.

This time he not only wanted to pick the peaches, but also the branches.

But for the same loss, how could Su Yi suffer twice?
And he also underestimated the strength of Su Yi's punch just now.

The severe pain in his waist instantly spread throughout his body, causing him to vent all his strength, and his movements slowed down.

Su Yi grabbed his peach-picking hand right after him.

At this time, Chen Dasheng's other hand was dishonest, he grabbed the left side of Su Yi's chest, and twisted it hard...

Su Yi suddenly became extremely sour.

boom!
The next moment, Su Yi threw Chen Dasheng to the ground with a clean embrace.

Chen Dasheng really shouldn't get close to Su Yi!

He was thrown in a mess, his limbs lay flat, and he didn't respond for a long time on the ground.

Su Yi wanted to go forward to punch, but he held back.

After all, this is not an MMA arena. Chasing after an opponent falls to the ground will make people feel narrow-minded and unforgiving.

He was rubbing Taotao with one hand and NeiNei on the left with the other, taking a breath, and staring at Chen Dasheng with some annoyance.

Although he knew he shouldn't be irritated, he was not a Bodhisattva made of mud. How could he not be emotional after being so molested?
"Hahaha……"

The audience below laughed like crazy, although Geng Liangchen, who was embarrassed on the stage, stepped off the altar, it made them feel more cordial.

Chen Dasheng got up, but looked very painful, clutching his right lower back, turning his waist slowly, gritted his teeth and frowned.

"Can you still play?" the referee asked him.

Chen Dasheng looked at Su Yi, feeling a little unwilling. After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and nodded fiercely, stretched his waist, and slowly approached Su Yi.

Seeing this, the referee hurriedly stepped aside, and the short-interrupted fight resumed.

This time, Su Yi took the initiative to make a move, embracing the moon in 64's hands, sealing off Chen Dasheng's dodging space, forcing him to either retreat or face himself head-on.

"Wow!" Chen Dasheng suddenly burst into a huge strange cry,,,.

At the same time, he also made a very ferocious expression——╭┗|'O′|┛＞
!!!

To be honest, Su Yi was really startled to see such a sudden confrontation.

Especially this cry made Su Yi's eardrums tingle.

Su Yi's movements and reactions were immediately affected, Chen Dasheng took the opportunity to roll across the ground, and did not forget to use the monkey to lift the stick before he passed.

As far as this trick is amazing, who can make it out of all the martial artists?

Even if you have this skill, you don't have this face!

Not to mention, if you drill your crotch, just drill your crotch, and don't forget to use the trick of a monkey to raise a stick to insult people.

What is Spirit Monkey Lifting Stick?

Children always play with this, the index finger and middle finger are close together and vertical, stabbing people's eyes.

This thing is also called "Chang Tian Huo La La La".

That is to say, Su Yi was psychologically shadowed by Chen Dasheng. When Chen Dasheng's person disappeared, he subconsciously tightened his chrysanthemum and hurriedly covered his crotch, thus narrowly escaping the catastrophe.

Otherwise, his old hemorrhoids for many years might burst.

Of course, this is just a joke. As the future actor, how could Su Yi have hemorrhoids?
But after Su Yi survived the catastrophe, while he was afraid, the anger in his heart was still rising.

Sometimes you know that others are deliberately irritating you, and you know you should calm down, but you are still very angry.

Su Yi turned around and rushed towards Chen Dasheng, he didn't want to give Chen Dasheng a chance anymore, this time he was spit on his face and he recognized it, as long as he could solve the opponent!

Unexpectedly, Chen Dasheng didn't want to play with him anymore when he was willing to go all out.

Chen Dasheng was really like a monkey, fighting guerrilla with him in the ring.

He was scurrying around like a monkey, uttering harsh and piercing cries of "squeak, yo", and running around, making Su Yi tired of chasing him, but he couldn't get close to him at all.

The most irritating thing is that he winks at Su Yi from time to time and makes provocative gestures.

Su Yi got a little closer, and he spit and blew his nose again, and the most disgusting thing was that he pouted his buttocks and let out a big stinky fart.

Smelly radish...

Su Yi retched twice on the spot, and almost vomited out the overnight meal.

It's been a long time since Su Yi hated someone so much.

But the more Su Yi wanted to catch Chen Dasheng, the latter became more flexible as if he was cheating, so that Su Yi couldn't even touch his hair.

Fortunately, Su Yi also has a solution. He stepped on the muddy steps of Baguazhang, slowly compressed Chen Dasheng's range of activities, and finally forced the latter to a corner where he could not hide.

Chen Dasheng seemed to be cornered, with a fierce look on his face, his teeth bared and screaming, he suddenly ran towards Su Yi, leaping high and leaping towards Su Yi.

opportunity!

Su Yi's eyes lit up, and he immediately went up to meet him.This time, he will never give Chen Dasheng a chance to escape.

He wants to decide the outcome in one game and end this disgusting battle.

Chen Dasheng and Su Yi stretched their arms towards each other's face almost at the same time, the former was a claw, the latter was a fist.

In terms of speed and power, Su Yi was better, and Chen Dasheng was a little slower.

This is fatal enough!

Seeing that Su Yi's punch was about to hit Chen Dasheng's body, Chen Dasheng suddenly turned sideways miraculously, and crawled towards Su Yi's body along Su Yi's arm!
It's hard to describe this scene in words, but Chen Dasheng really crawled along Su Yi's arm!
This is the trick of Monkey Boxing, the trick of pressing the bottom of the box, called "Spirit Monkey Climbing".

The name is simple and unpretentious, but if you want to practice it, don't think about it without ten years of hard work!
How is it possible for an adult to climb along someone's arm?
But Chen Dasheng did it, and at an extremely fast speed!

Soon Chen Dasheng climbed onto Su Yi's body, wrapped his legs around Su Yi's arm, and lay his upper body on Su Yi's head.

At this moment, Su Yi's hairs stood on end, sensing a fatal crisis.

Almost subconsciously, he used the technique of getting rid of the bed, rolled on the ground to get rid of Chen Dasheng, and then made a knee cross, directly twisting Chen Dasheng's left leg.

quack!

"what……"

A scream resounded through the audience.

(End of this chapter)